₦airaland Forum

Pataki:
I ain't a Playa men.

Well this issue asked by you will not fit into this discussion.

Was I caught? Almost. . . .

I won't let u get away with that. . . . . .
The purpose of the topic is for the veterans in neighbourhood love to share their wealth of experience.
Who talked who into the affair? Where was the meeting point?? What were u doing when u were almosy caught??

haryorlah:
i once cheated on my boy friend. throughout that time, he didnt find out
4 months later, he knew about it
i didnt deny, he was mad but i apologized.
we ar still together and nothing has changed

but i don't feel comfortable about it, he might hav some plan against me
or try and purnish me later
what do u think?

Ya best bet is to pack your bags and leave.
The dude is waiting patiently to serve his vengeance in the coldest way u can ever imagine.
He is prolly prepping to shag ur best friend or a relative.

Thats what i'd do.

Pataki:
Once tried it some years back, Never worked out though.

Our honourable "Playa Of The Month"
Tell us what happened in details and why things didn't work out with the neighbourhood love.
Were u caught canoodling by her parents??

wormedup:
hyena ,

what can i do for ya ?

for all the jabberings last season, i didn't intend seeing drogba in our clothing lines come new season
how are we sure he'll perform in more than 15 games this season ? who's to guarantee he won't start crying again after week 6 ?

arghhhh !

Look at this BEERHOLDER. . . . . .U must be drunk when u typed this prattle.
A soccer analyst was on SKYSPORTS earlier, he said once Lampard goes. . .Scolari should flog Drogba off too.
I don't really think DROG can flourish without Lampard . . .Sell the 2 of em and buy Adebayor n Arshavin.

Ballack can never be anyone's number one. . . .
He is wack, he is over-rated, he is a LOSER!!!
Good players don't lose out and cop 2 different "quad horrors"

Ballack should just give up on football and join his comrades in the porn industry!!!

dayokanu:
Since the defending was appalling how come the Highest goal scorer in Europe froze and couldnt beat Arne friedrich in one and half hour of football?

Michael Ballack Major Flop? When every sensible football analyst acknowledged that he was Chelseas best player in the last 6 months after his injury.

In the Champions League final, Eurosport named him man of the match.

Which Italian players were made good by the Euros. The same Italians that were hammered 3-0 by Holland?

Are we talking about the same tournament? Or are you referring to Euro 2000.

No doubt you watch football through your anus.

You are a pederast!!!

Michael Ballack is the biggest FLOP the PREM has ever produced.
What has he won since he joined Chelsea?? He is an epitome of BAD LUCK.
How can a player suffer two "QUADRUPLE HORROR" in a football career??
In 2002, he was runner-up to World Cup, Champions League, Bundesliga and the German Cup.
In 2008, he was again runner-up to Euro 08, Champions League, Premiership title and Carling Cup.
He had to be the most unfortunate football player in football history. . . . . . What a prat!!!
Maybe if u dig ur bald head out of ur anus, u would see clearly that Ballack has never made the PFA team of the season.
The most moronic thing u mentioned was Eurosport naming Ballack MOTM. . . . Eurosport didnt even show the game LIVE so what u on about??

RedHotChic:
Na only Kano get gutter? This one wey Hannibal dey sniff for UK nko?

Gutter in the UK?
Razz ninny. . . . . .U think UK is Ilesha or Nebraska where cow farts in your mouth??

madamkoko:
ahn ahn , no now.

I've dated a guy who's very book smart. He was additional help when time for assignments came. Very helpful. In fact, I think he's good marriage material because he would be more likely not to cheat, he'll just stay home et. al. Though lacked street smarts in everyway possible, i'm surprised though because he's spent of his time in Nigeria. I know Nigerian men have a lot of things under their sleeves

But I think that not all men have the total package, so sometimes sha, its good if couples can balance each other out. Somethings are just oblivious to some people.

U won't be happy if he gets fleeced off $1,000,000 by cheap fraudsters.

Akpo Jude:
did u wash  before touchin the mouse and the keyboard so?

Good question!!!

She is a neantherthal. . . . .She probably used moi-moi leaves to clean up.

madamkoko:
Book smart or Street smart, which do you prefer in a partner ?

Definitely BOTH!!!!

RedHotChic:
make I go shit first, I go come answer you.

For Bleep's Sake. . . . . . Can someone SLAP this Ijesha wench once and for all?
Dirty, dirty scapegrace!!!!
Who needs to know about your noisy, malodourous shyte.

RedHotChic:
Early man. We are not in 1308.

I agree the method is CRASS but it's the most effective way to curb your misandristic attitude.

RedHotChic:
rotflmao, Ilesha queen don suffer for here. who is giving these men this free haterade this evening?

Don't be angry with us. . . . . I think we should have u spayed once and for all!!!!!

The Sly:
Nahhhhhhhhhh This babe is hell stubborn!
A woman that could come up with this BS all in the name of tracking your husband would come up with another alternative. . .
Plssssssssss. . . . Think about this, the reason for all her lewd threads is as a result of what sum men have shown her!!
What i think would happen if you remove Funmi's thing is:

1: More unlimited lewd topics saying men are EVIL n shitz!!!
2: She would be advising all 'em ladies to start doing IT through their ears. . . . . .

Last time i checked. . . . . . her ears are as big as that of elephant!!
Oniranu oloju kongba ijesha babe!!!

Honestly, i have met misnadrists in me life. .  . . . I'm yet to see anyone as reprobated as RedHotChic. . . . .
Maybe we should do double whammy on her to neuter her completely.
Circumcision and SPAYING. . . . .   

eldee:
I second your motion jare . . .
She's been getting that thing too much

U are the man!!!!
Clitoral erections is the cause of RedHotChic's attitude.
When she gets[b] it[/b] completely removed, she would be completely neutered.

RedHotChic:
So you'll actually be happy if am someone's doormat? Did your education influence you at all? I thought lots of naija guys are ready to accept the Bella power that will soon sweep through Nigeria like hurricane?

After reading your drivel, prattle and piffle. . . . . .I will be very happy if u are actually someone's doormat!!!
Matter of fact, i think u set out to date the degenerates and the social deviants of this world to show WOMAN POWER.
Any man willing to stay in your house as a spouse is a complete FAILURE.
If he's Nigerian, he needs spiritual deliverance. . . . . .Naked bath @ the Lekki Beach on Easter Monday.

Akpo Jude:
RedHotChics
its mostly those of u that want to say/show they are strongh that are always the weak type.

Exactly. . .

RedHotChic could actually be someone's doormat. . .
She cooks, cleans, milk cows, scrubs, washes her spouse's soiled boxers amongst other stuffs.
Then she comes online to show useless bravado.

Who else thinks RedHotChic needs to be CIRCUMCISED??  

Akpo Jude:
You always sound rediculous
I don't know for other men
But for me
I CANT STAY IN A WOMANS HOUSE

I HAD BETTER REMAIN IN MY FATHERS HOUSE OR MOVE INTO THE STREETS.
do you get?

RedHotChic is a dominatrix.
She goes to the streetz, pick tramps up. . . . .brush em up and let em stay in her house.
Obviously, all powers belong to her. . . She has got the man by the balls(nuthing wrong with that as long as she foots the bill).
What i won't stand is for her to think ALL men are satisfied with such SHITuation.

The Sly:
Don't mind this yeye ijesha babe!. . . . .Ko gbadun!
Sometimes she makes me Wanna give her a dirty hot slap for the krauts and bunkums she spews here.
Hell!. . . . . .Who in his right senses would stay in a woman's crib??

She is a super prat!!!!
U are even nice giving her a dirty slap.
I'm ready to order for her female circumcision in Kenya.

RedHotChic:
That is if the house and children belongs to only you, na?

This babe needs help. . .

U must think all MEN are free-loaders like your geezers.
Who would stay in a woman's house?

eldee:
In a million years I wouldn't have imagined that the falling house prices will affect Arsenal
I thought they said the place was already sold out years ago

Anyways, I still don't see the reason AW had to go to the press with this
Arsenal is not the first club to be in debt, infact Chelsea owe millions to their sponsor
But Le Prof just had to carry the matter to the press, it must be a French thing . . . Gallas, Toure, Ade and now AW

What has he suceeded in doing? Causing mass hysteria
First, all other clubs now know that they just need to offer, then stall and wait for AW to come begging

And then the players too . . . Loyalty has been thrown away, like Ade said 'Everybody gains'

What of the transfer target? Who wants to come to a club that's going to sell instead of increasing wages?

This is a wrong choice from Le Prof, really wrong choice . . .

Eldee, as a MAN UTD fan. . . . . . .I offer ma condolence.

Cristalz:
The rest of your explanation na grammar. Arsene said it ooo. Arsenal is a selling club. Stadium debts need to be repaid.Perhaps y'all should start setting aside a part of your salaries and earnings to help Arsene out. Muki won't mind being the Fin. Sec.  

They are definitely a selling club. . . .No big club set out to make profit on transfer fees!!!

I think the credit crunch bleeped Arsenal up big time.
All the flats built in Highbury that were supposed to be hotcakes are just lying redundant. . . .
Interested buyers 12 months ago cannot afford em. . . .It's the buyers' market now . . . prices have been forced down to the loss of Arsenal FC.

Cristalz:
Thot Arsene said AFC's a selling club. . . . . .whyz he trying to hold onto Ade?

Fab up for sale next. . . . .coming soon to local stores and supermarkets near you

The funniest thing is. . . .When i told Loyika, Debosky and MC Omo this thang last year, they brought their daggers out to stab me.
Arsenal is the only club that announces profit in player transfers. . . . I have never heard of it.
They all came here to say Arsene Wenger is a shrewd businessman selling at a huge price and buying with pea-nutz.
Now, the reality has bitten their behinds and they are busy bleating like Billy-Goatz.

Many advantages, few disadvantages.

After watching the review of Euro 08 many times, everyone admitted the defending was appaling.
Situations which shouldn't have resulted to goals did. . . . .Iniesta, Xavi, Torres who all froze against Man Utd's henchmen all had a field day.
Michael Ballack who has been a major flop in the EPL made player of the tournament. . . It's shocking.

Whatz more. . . . Italian players who couldn't score a goal on their home soil against English clubs were all made good by Euros. . .
Pirlo was disgraced by Walcott. . . . . .Rooney took the piss on Roma players scoring both home n away.
The competition was a disgrace.

RedHotChic:
there's nothing like blood money in my books and they don't exist. As far as am concerned, succesful Ijesha bruvas are reaping from mere haterade
poured on them from those that want to be like them.

I dont hate Ijesha peops. . . . Ma mum is from Ilesha.
Matter of fact, i like when they speak their language. . . . I actually pay kids to diss emselves in their language.
Shyte is funny.

In his prostates.

I think ur boo named the wrong pocket. . . . .

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=127136.msg2479637#msg2479637 date=1215547841]Abeg you Scummies shouldnt sell me that bullshit so the Euros are not credible because no Man Utd player had a significant impact in it?[/quote]Euros are not credible this year. . . . . The best players missed out!!!
Letz see how many players in Spain would make the UEFA awards by the end of the year.
To poofs like Dayokanu, Xavi would win best player of the year. The same Xavi Scholesy trained at OT and Camp Nou.

@Hannibal
Germany have a footballing history England can only dream of there is no point even arguing this.How far would England have gone? the quarters at best,So the Euros is now crap because all Utd players in it besides Van Der Sar had a poor tournament now thats bias of the highest level

Bias??
When Van Der Sar, Vidic, Scholes, Ronaldo and maybe Tevez make the UEFA team of the season. . . .we would see how Euro 2008 players fare!!
Once u dont have the English players in Chelsea, Man Utd and Liverpool playing in Europe. . . .It has no credibility.
Imagine Lahm and Ballack making the all-star team. . . . . .Ballack didnt even make PFA team. . .what sense is in that??

RedHotChic:
Whatever, Ijesha brovas worked for their huge success, you can't beat that.

Yea. . . . . .They were bloody shrewd businessmen. . . .
Most of em dabbled into Bloodmoney too so the word success should be used with care.

Standing on the promises God made to Abraham, huh?

LMAO. . . . . That was funny!!!
Anyways, i won't blow ma trumpet. . .  .Letz stick to the topic!!

Where exactly do u wanna put ur bug?? Your boo's butt??

RedHotChic:
Like 419 and gigolo?

Shut up you cunt!!!!
U think i am like all y'all Ijesha brovas.

Who dash you land in Ilesha?

I have a huge piece of land in ur village.
Only 2 families have bigger ones than mine so RESPECT.

RedHotChic:
That's why you are a wimp.

I am not a wimp. . . . If i tell u the things i have dipped ma hands into, u would bow down and kiss my toes!!!

I said I drove the 18 wheeler,

Good for you!!!
I drove caterpillars in Ilesha too to clear a piece of land.

RedHotChic:
roflmao; Ask around, i'm the lone chic here that is proud to say i've been a truck driver(18 wheeler) across the continental US, milked cows in Nebraska(can you stand their farts you wimp), I still do carpentry and plumbing jobs around my house(it saves me some damn money) and am a survivor, You can't beat that, Ajebutter!!!

Again, we are not up to 10(only 2 chics) that rolls on blackwood out here, playa!

Milked cows??
Thank U very much. . . . .I can't stand the cow's farts or yours!!!

U do carpentary, plumbing jobs and drives 18-wheeler. . . . .I aint surprised.
I have always known u have a XXY chromosome. . . . What kinda piece do u carry??