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RedHotChic:
Please! stop all these online claims that has no proof. It's just like hannibals gist about women being used to decorate ugly Eldee at home. In that case, Brad Pitt, Isiah Washington, David Beckham, Prof Emengwali and Barrack Obama are stalking me with emails.

Brad Pitt to look at your Ijesha smelly ass??
U gotta be shitting me. . . . . . . no amount of cosmetic surgery can transform an Orangutan to a Diva.
Stop dreaming, senora!!!

RedHotChic:
Do you sleep~type? This is the 1st time am hearing that the less educated actually have more opportunity than the more educated[size=14pt]Most Naija women are not married because the men are not "up to" to their standards.[/size] Y'all need to update your game so as to measure up with your chics. We are sick and tired of dealing with subPar men, Pataki, take note.

You must be hallucinating. . . . . .

How do we explain the army of Naija babes on Sunnewsonline.com doing online prostitution.
It's unfortunate i have a lot on me hands to do now. . . . i would have searched for your face on sun news.
There's no guarantee that your ugly face won't be in their archives as u musta tried in the past to hook a Naija bloke
Buncha social reprobates.

If u don't believe me. . . . . . Have this: http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/sungirl/2008/july/sungirl-2008-08-09-001.htm

RedHotChic:
You are avoiding my question, I need to formidable statistical data that shows that spinsters are more than bachelors in Nigeria even at the ratio of 2:1(Area boys included) especially when Nigeria's last census figures shows that men are actually higher in number. Women are smarter than this in 2008you know, our options are wider than yours, hommie.

Nigeria don't keep data. . . . .  . .we all know we are nothing to write home about when it comes to stats.

However, the theory is not far-fetched. . . . . Naija women are doomed.
If u cannot nail a man between the age 22-29, u are more likely to end up being the 3rd wife of a rich Alhaji.
Should that fail, the options left is to marry an Aristo/Widower/Baby Father or a geezer much younger than them.

If i walk into any Nigerian church today, by the close of service. . . . no less than 20 women would be asking for ma cell number n where i stay.

doyin13:
This pikin don come again with im rickety rhetoric.

So when English champions could not get past the quarter finals in the 90's,
they should have been totally disregarded. . . . . .Shittttt

What has age gotta do with wisdom . . . . . .
Every roach, vermin and idiot on this forum knows i am more intelligent than u, oldest man on Nairaland.
Solomon was wiser than Methuselah so take a cue. . . .

English clubs couldn't get past the Q-finals in the 90's. . . . . . When did Man Utd win it?? year 3000??
Bloody poof can't shut his trap and argue like someone intelligent.
Champions league should be about the best teams in Europe. . . . If a country can provide all the 16 teams competing, then its AMEN!!!!

I do not believe the first line - it is not true in my estimation, just a fabrication of the press

The second bolded part is true, as reflected in his transfer dealings all the way back since he started at Arsenal - he may buy a few older players here and there, but emphasis has ALWAYS been on youth.

The middle portion of that story is untrue, lets read from a genuine news report not some rag like NOTW

Are u aware NOTW is part of The Sun newspapers. . . . . If u stay in UK, u would know they are one of the most credible sports newspapers around.

The link u posted about 13 million pounds repayment is FALSE. Whats Guardian compared to Deloitte?? Are u on pills??
Arsenal's repayment stands at 20 million pounds per annum according to Deloitte. . . . .
Your board is fraudulent and they tend to report trumpery for fans like u to swallow line, hook and sinker.

RedHotChic:
Are you hating? Give me Drogba anyday and I tell you to go to hell with Okocha, Naija dudes no get game again.

Go head and marry Drogba and leave Naija men for desperate Naija women.
Why should i take your opinion serious. . . . One female social deviant amongst 40 million Naija spinsters cannot tip the balance.
Keep shagging your Kenyans, Senegalese and Gambians.

RedHotChic:
Do you know that you are a mental case? Keep pipe dreaming and it seems it's been long you left Naija because chics in Naija no really send Naija men again. They prefer more hardworking Ghananians, camerounians and Senegalese. Give me Etoo Samuel anyday and to hell with Kanu abeg.

The same Samuel Etoo would tell your Dad "Wassup homie"?
Is that the kind of husband u want to take to Ilesha.
Let it be known Ijesha men are proud and arrogant. . . . .I trust your dad to cop his dane gun and blast his ASS.

RedHotChic:
All are speculations because you don't have any statistical evidence to prove your assertion. Why are so many Northerners gay if there is an overflow of women in naija?

Don't misinform the public.
Homosexuals don't do it because of scarcity of women. . . . . . It's in their DNA.
Are u an illiterate??

RedHotChic:
Geeez, somebody hold me back before they ban me here, Who has no choice?

Ilesha babe, have u got any choice??
For a playa to have asked your hand in marriage, count your scrawny, grubby-ass lucky.
80% of y'all won't marry until u clock 30+
Naija men are in hot demand!!!

RedHotChic:
What makes you think that Nigerian women will marry a playa without thinking that once a playa always a playa?

Nigerian women will marry a playa because they have got no choice, do they?
The ratio of Naija women to Naija men is now 20 : 1.
They would rather marry a playa than an armed robber or a cart pusher.

If a man cannot marry a female LovePeddler, why should women marry a male LovePeddler like you?

Like i mentioned earlier, the ratio of marriage-ready Naija men to women is 1 to 20.
It's almost a biblical miracle for Naija woman to meet a young, dynamic professional Naija man asking her hand in marriage.
Why do u think girls are happier than men in Nigeria when the issue of wedding pops out. . . .  .
To Naija sisters, the happiness is the equivalent of NASA putting a man on the MOON.

karma? You wait for it darling, keep breaking them hearts!!!

I will do ma best!!!!

doyin13:
Mehn. . . . . . . .I remember the good old days of the Champions Cup, Champions only
and no group stage.

Straight into knock out.

The idea is pure fuckery. . . .

What about the fact that some leagues are stronger than the others.
Liverpool(4th strongest team in England) is stronger than Inter Milan(1st in Italy). . . .
Champions League should be about the the best 16 teams in Europe and not pitting United against Shaktar Donesk or Brugge of Belgium.
Are u guys spastic?? One team per country me ass!!!!

chamotex:
I wouldn't mind as long as he sees everything that happens during the match,

Mr. "I DIDNT SEE IT",

Arsene Wenger joining Man Utd as Fergie's assistant is a step forward for Le Prof.
It provides the opportunity to win UCL and Carling Cup(Something he's never won with Arsenal).
Come on Arsene. . . . . .send ur CV to David Gill.

RedHotChic:
Karma? so you agree that karma will catch up with you for all these women you've been breaking their hearts over the years?

Karma??
Puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaze, Karma can't touch this dude.
Besides, whose heart have i broken??
Stop hallucinating and keep your frog eyes on the ball. . . .

I won't marry a SPY.
Once a spy always a SPY.

RedHotChic:
That's prejudice because you don't know what she'll do. If she was a bad person like that, she would've given you up even after loving you . It's like saying that any woman that marries a playa like you hoping you'll be faithful is as stupid as she comes, how about that?

What about the people she had sold out in the past. . . . . . She should concede to the law of Karma and move on after being dumped.
Any woman that marries a playa should have a 10% allowance that the marriage might FAIL.
It's called INSURANCE.

RedHotChic:
Hello, she's no more a spy . Remember that when she came for the initial mission, she didn't really know you or how nice a person you were. She was working on the premise given to her by her boss. She violated the rules, put her job on the line to be with you and all you can do to pay her back is kick her out? Haba!!!

Habits never die. . . . .
She would give in one day and return to her evil ways of spying.
I can't be with a chic like that. . .

chamotex:
GUYS, Queiroz has left, Who should be SAF new number 2?

Arsene Wenger!!!!!!
He would be a wonderful addition to Man Utd.

Without trust, there cannot be a good relationship.
How does one trust a spy??
I would kick her scrawny ass out. . . . .She'd be lucky if i dont whack her kneecaps with a baseball bat.
Hannibal can't stand rats.

michelin89:
Is that why you hate women?

Hate women??
Where did that come from??

I LOVE girls, girls, girls!!!!!

ibkaye:
lol you and these slangs

I never change. . . . . I am so stuck in ma ways.


[quote author=jek_kad link=topic=150400.msg2494204#msg2494204 date=1215794841]hey sweetie i tot u is a gentle man

how is u doing?[/quote]I'm still a gentleman. . . . . . .

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm, Hannibal is fyne and very much on top of his game.

debosky:
Listen - Flamini WAS NOT SOLD

Hleb is leaving not because of financial constraints, but from three main reasons -

1. he was kicked to death last season, and seeing Dudu's injury, rumor has it that he would rather play in a less physical league.

2. He's 27 and will be 29 by the time his deal expires, and knowing AW, he wont get more than a 2 year deal at the most, so he decided to go elsewhere

3. He was not too pleased with the style of play

No one is being sold because the club is broke, the only people leaving are players dissatisfied for whatever reason.

Are u shitting me??


These are the words of your GAFFER:
'The strategy of the club is to sell every year and to buy less expensive players,'

'We manage at Arsenal to maintain all our football ambitions - national and European - while having to free up - for 17 more years - an annual surplus of £24million to pay for our stadium.

'The club's strategy is to favour the policy of youngsters ahead of stars and to count on the collective quality of our game.

kokoye:
Guys, you need to slow it down. I never meant doing the real thing. Most kids who played back then only touched and kissed - that was all.

I was not referring to having sex!!! , all you corrupt-minded fellows

So, please take it easy.

Thankx for clearing the air, hombre.
Michelin 89 probably broke her hymen at the age of 3 while playing Daddy n Mummy.
What a minger!!!

debosky:
Of course I wonder why things appear financially tight, but I am sure that its not emanating from AW - he may simply be bearing the brunt from whatever is happening in the back office

One more thing - NO BANK would finance a loan based on returns from player transfers, so get that idiotic idea planted by the press out of your noggin.

Secondly, when are you going to make up your mind? One second Arsenal is in worse a financial situation than MU, the next we are supposedly rolling in cash

Arsenal is in a worse financial situation than MU but it's not so bad to the point of selling 3 first team players. . . .

United have serious debt but it's very manageable.
Man United are ranked above the benchmark "comfort level" for effective cost management, which is calculated by comparing wages to turnover ratio - the key performance indicator of a club's welfare. We are second only to Tottenham in this regard.

Besides,United are predicted as having the highest operating profit over the next five years with an operating profit of £239.5 million.
Man Utd are also second in the list of stadium utilisation for the 2007/08 season with an average turnout of 99.4 per cent of the 75,691 capacity.
United earn more from two matches at Old Trafford than Wigan Athletic reap from an entire season of home games.

michelin89:
Your daddy is the alfa and omega while your mummy is the one who talks only when the alfa and omega orders!

Are u speaking Italian n Greek?
How do kids play Daddy n Mummy was ma question not the theory of greek alphabets.

United's set-up flatters Ronaldo so much. . . . .
Rooney and Tevez covers the mileage for him. . . . . They are 2 selfless players who don't really bovver about personal glory.
2 pit-bulls playing for the team rather than themselves is the only reason Ronaldo got so many goals. . . .

Wayne Rooney is United's most important player.
I wld rather have Ronaldo out than Wazza. . . . . He is powerful with a fantastic football brain.
There's no team in the world Rooney cannot impose himself on. . . .
Podo what??

tkb417:
@Hannibal
i should do that before the season kicks off. . . .we might probably see the Chelski vs UTD at the bridge 2geda
LOL!

nyways, i think SAF should be fast to get Hunter because the Arsses are looking at him

Hunter already told his agent he won't be joining Arsenal(Europe's biggest selling club).
He has given OT scouts the green light to come get him. . . . Lets complete that deal, sell SAHA and prep for next season.
Our 1st 3 games are dicey. . . . No Ronaldo, Anderson and Nani(RED CARD he copped against West Ham) last season.

debosky:
I guess in your midfield comparison Cesc and Gilberto play for Arsenal ladies right?

What is good for Arsenal you say? I am DEAD SURE that IF lack of Cash is the problem, the that problem lies squarely with the board and NOT Arsene!! Is that too difficult for you to comprehend? If Arsene is doing the best he can with present resources, then it is the board at fault. or did Arsene appoint the board members too?

One thing I'll say is that the finances at Arsenal are too opaque for me - no one really knows what the financial situation is, we keep hearing all this speculation back and forth. We need to determine the true state of things.

Cesc and Gilberto ma ass. . . . .
Like Cesc and Gilberto weren't part of the fruitless tree of the last 3 seasons.
I just don't see this current bunch of players making any genuine challenge to win any title next season.
The team lacks depth, experience and technical nous. . . . . . . I would be worried if i support Arsenal.
Y'all poofs must be used to barren season now.

Lack of cash cannot be the problem. . . . . I have been to the Emirates and i know it's serious business there every matchday.
Deloitte predicted an operating profit of 104 million pounds over the next 5 years . . . 2nd highest in the whole of Europe.
Add that to the new TV deal which pays 29 million in the last season then u must wonder why things are so bad at the Emirates.

The hell is Daddy and Mummy??

debosky:
What about Hleb? Since he is now the deliverer - what did he deliver while at Arse or before

Arsenal is doomed with AW as the coach? Do you think Arsenal would be close to where it is now were AW not the coach? Do you know the behind the scenes constraints that may be responsible for the apparent parsimonious transfer spending?

To you Hleb may have been one of the top three but the fans spoke and gave it to Cesc, Ade and Sagna so let those who follow the club speak.

People come here and spill bunkum like AW doesn't know what improvements are needed, well I'd rely on him rather than you folk any day.

For all those thinking they have Arsene figured out, just you waitI repeat on 31st August, let us re-enact this discussion and see where things stand then.

U do talk like an onanist sometimes!!!!
Must u suck up to Wenger's foolishness to prove club patriotism.
At the end of the day, Arsenal is not Wenger. . . . .Think about what is good for Arsenal not support Wenger's idiocy blindly.

A club like Arsenal(after going 3 seasons without a title) shouldn't be thinking of selling good players. . . They should be adding more.
If there's no money in their coffers. . . They should get some sorta loan and fill up the blanks.
Arsenal's board of directors must be stupid to use money generated for player transfers to pay their debts.

U guys make 3 million pounds(excluding restaurant/matchday programmes) every single matchday. . . . Total was about 90 million last season.
Arsenal sells shirts. . . charges the highest head per seat in the world and yet they use the excuse of debt repayment to sell good players.
It's pathetic and sheer mismanagement.

Vela, Ramsay, Nasri, Diaby VERSUS Ballack, Deco, Mikel OR Scholes, Carrick, Anderson and Hargreaves.
Do u still wonder why u guys cannot win any club competition??
Take off your red/white tinted specs for once and smell the fucking coffee.

tkb417:
croatia?
dynamo zagreb and others cannot beat Enyimba
what are u talking about?

Stop debating with poof Dayokanu. . . .

If he thinks Podolski is better than Wayne Rooney because Podolski has scored more then he is an idiot!!!!
By his postulation, Agahowa is a better player than Kanu Nwankwo.
With the number of half-baked graduates around these days, i am not surprised Dayo lacks cognitive reasoning.

tkb417:
@Hannibal
lmao ure not serious. so i no be OT faithful because i aint holding a season ticket?
don't worry, we shall rock OT together this season.

back to Berba/Hunter
ive never doubted Hunter as a goalscorer, hes the new Van Basten. The guy is good and solid. hes scored quite a number of goals with the scissors kick and to me, hes a budding star.

But Berba is the kind of player we need in the UCL. experience matters when we play teams like AC, Barca and Real. A player like Berba can take it upon himself to finish any opposition. Put him in any of the top four and his hidden potentials will be seen by all.

whats wrong with Berbas attitude? are u saying CR7, Rooney, RIO and co don't have attitude probs? I'm sure SAF can cut all his excesses. he needs someone like Fergie as a manager to bring out his best.

what i really want is either of the 3 being touted
Berba, Hunter and Benzema. i think Benzema is out of it because that Aulas guy can make life difficult for any would be buyer.
so for me, Hunter or Berba will be fine.

U are not one of the registered 330 million fans all over the world.
Register today and be part of the winning team.

Huntelaar is made for Man Utd. . . . . . . .
I would give my arms to have him at OT than Berba. . . . Berbatov won't come cheap.

Chat2MeBac:
@Hannibal, go to bed jare , Men bolos stink too, so what's your point? My sister told me she has seen some real stinky tolos in her examination room, I still cannot fathom why she chose that profession,

Men can't stink as much as women. . . . . .The anatomy of both genitals tell the story.
Of course, some men are pathetic with their grooming but for some women to come here and do verbal lynching on men is unfair.
Both sides have their short-comings.
Capice??

Pataki:
Well said.
In addition, tell your fellow women when they purchase okirika, they should at least wash it before putting it on. The way they fight over these okirika clothes, you do think it is BOGOF.

This is hilarious.
Memoir of a Nigerian chic Vol. II

Queenisha:
Thank you!

I'm trying to understand them two
are they saying ladies shouldn't have a problem dating men with MO and BO because they've had to endure girls with PO
I don't get their argument

You must be very intelligent. . . . . .  .That is exactly what i am saying!!!

Can a blind man say he won't roll with someone deaf because he's disabled?
Y'all shouldn't throw stones in a glass house.
Let MO and PO clash (the odours might neutalise each other). . . . .afterall negative-negative produce positive.

Queenisha:
don't mind hannibal
later tonight he'll be dipping strawberries in the same place he's dissing and eating them with glee.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!
Thatz grotesque, sordid and pukery!!!

GYNs would at least diagnose and apply the required medication to cure the hydra-headed infections.
Naija chics go to the streets to try various things they heard from one area boy/girl.
Alum, Gravel, Palm Oil and moi=moi to cure Candida. . . . . Is that feasible?
Queenisha, God is calling u to help your sistren. . . . . .Organise a rally.

Queenisha:
Do you need an oracle to tell you that that if you, Mr hannibal leave your blokoss unwashed, it will stink,does that equate to fungal infection ?
You are smarter than this na
why do I have to break it down?

Blokoss??  Are u from Edo State?? Thats CRASS . . . .  .You are posher than this na. . . .
Ma point is everyone washes. . . .  especially women!!!!
This aint about washing. . . .It's about the infection they have got and their reluctance to deal with it in time.
It has nuthing to do with whether they are highway gurls or SOHO chics.

Chat2MeBac:
It's a lie, My dear people, please say it's not so,
Hannibal, pick up your phone jor, This cannot be true,

Yaba market sells 2nd hand undies.
U need to see babes bending n picking n analysing their sizes. . . .