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DeepZone:
Yeyescious man. abeg make i leave una jare go Gym and tone up my muscles. I heard Celestine Babayaro is coming to MD this weekend. I'm going to dress to kill just to nab him this time around. I don't have time for these orishirishi mushin Jew boys like Hannibal and pataki doing body guard in UK.

Atiku's German Shepherd is called Babayaro.
Are u giving us hints about your fescennine attitude?
Cele would spit on ur coochie if u go near him. . . . . .U better try Baba Suwe.

@ Pataki,

She has done her homework reading every comment of yours.
Without a doubt, she is idiot savant(she can be brilliant when it comes to stalking). . . You can see her plot to nail Babayaro.
Apart from this single ingenuity. . . . . She is a MUGU.

DeepZone:
You forgot to tell him that I chose to go out with the German shepherd over you,

Of course, with ur Bestialistic behaviour u only shag animals.

Pataki:
@ Hannibal,

Intel has it that she cannot stop thinking of you. Give this girl the screw she passionately desires.

However BE WARNED, you are about to screw a JEW WOMAN!!!!!!

She cannot satisy ma requirements. . . . .
That booty of hers is already eroded plus the boobs have sagged. . . . .
Do u know the nuisance value of Funmi's assets in Naira??

She's so gullible she agreed to go out on a date with a German Shepherd.
P.S. . . . . .Egba man?? Try "fountain of knowledge".

DeepZone:
Roflmao, Funmi farts loud and wakes up her poodle from sleep.

As usual. . . . . High velocity farticles up in the air. . .
Only God knows the condition of ur butt now as it musta been eroded with corrosive farticles.

@ Pataki,

Funmi loves u. . . . . . .She self-services with ur mental image every night and day.

DeepZone:
MR FantasY!!!! you keep fantasizing on how to get into my undies but what you don't know is that it will be easier for you to get to the moon. My booty is high and mighty and is only palatable for creme de la creme in the masculine world and not JEW DOGS like you and Hannibal.

Your booty is like a douche-bag to me!!!
The nuisance value of your ass and boobs is about $50 million.
If i were given a choice of a plate of beans and your booty. . . . . . . .I would take the beans.
Scoring your booty is like shagging WARTS and Thrush.

No one is HATING on u, nymphet!!!
When a man stares at a woman. . . .It's either she's the most beautiful babe around or the fugliest lascivious babe around.
The latter is the case NOW.

DeepZone:
Dream on, my booty is way higher than your total height unless you can borrow a ladder from a friend. If closing my legs towards amoebas like you that made me a JEW girl, so be it. Go and score ovularia for Peckham because Funmi is higher than you can ever reach.

Look at this licentious nymphet scoring cheap points against the Hannibal. . . .
I have your previous records here with me when u were @ College of Education in Ilesha.
How u open your thighs for every poof, pillock and saphead for a mere 40 marks in all your courses.
Only an insane man would plug his cock in that arse of urs that streams farticles like Chicken BBQ oozes smoke.

Federal Jew Man!

Village Jew nymphet.

DeepZone:
You no dey shame. Your mates are scoring for ManU, Chelsea,Real madrid etc and you are scoring yours in a womans honey pot. Have you ever been paid for doing that? Even Tuface idibia never score like this.

Stinking Jew man,

What about the pure pleasure and the street credibility??
Besides, scoring Jewish nymphettes like u makes other men jealous and women are intrigued, and immediately one's stud rating soars into the stratosphere.
One will be the stuff of legends when one regales one's buddies with tales from one's bedroom.

DeepZone:
Jew chic is a non existent vocabulary.
Bloody Jew man!!!!!

Flaming Ijesha woman. . . . . .
There are Jew nymphettes. . . They are gullible, naive and EASY TO SCORE.
U kinda fit that bill with ur 40FF boobs and ur blasted, fartilicious arse.

DeepZone:
Ouuuch!!! You are not only a JEW man but a paedophile. Pataki and Hannibal are better b/c they are only Jew men.

You are a Arrow!!!
If i am a Jew Man. . . .U are a Jew chic. .
The kind that allows any loser, tramp, vagrant in her alleyway.

eldee:
@topic
A Jew Man is either impotent or just daft
Especially the ones that obey rules like the one-month-probation rule . . .

There's only one reason to go a whole month in a relationship without doing nuffin
Only when the chic is 17 years 11 months old

Touche. . . . .

In Nas' words . . . .
DO: get a yes confirmation before penetration or u wind up in a police station/
DON'T: get with no young chic and hit it. . . She PG-13, you rated R, she not permitted.

Pina Coladas??
Are u trying to mock these buncha church rats??
Have u forgotten they are so poor they cannot hold on to their players??
Let em be contented with their Paragas and Ogogoros.

Cristalz:
Mindeth the Arse not. Stuggart played like Kano Pillars,and with Lehmann in goal for them,that waznt no great victory to me. Infact if Le Arses had lost i woulda been highly disappointed.

So debo quit the victory dance. . .its kind of early,k? When/If y'all scale through real competition,then you can brag. with your banga soup jersey

Seems u dunno these Gaynners. . . .
In anutha 30 mins, Dr Kitaun would come and sing Halleluyah and rejoice what Jehovah Jireh has done for him.
If u were here last season when the season kicked off. . . . U wouldnt be surprised at Debo.
Any victory is a good victory for the Gaynners. . . .Be it against Kano Pillars or Pompey. . . . .

U cannot blame em. . . . . . .When was the last time they have had it good??

debosky:


I apologise Chac, but this your kid is quite stubborn - keeps throwing more ammo my way.

Thank goodness this wasn't one of them posts where he claimed to be making intentional mistakes

Did you see Arse begin their journey to great things this season?

I saw the Arses but then when u play a Bundesliga team. . . . What do u expect??
Bolton was 19th on the table when they were forced into a draw by Bayern Munich(German Champions).
It was a nice display but then the PREM is a different ball game. . . . .U are facing the Vidas, Evras, Aggers, Terrys, Carvalhos. . .
This league is tough like rough weather.

debosky:
As if in confirmation of my fears, you come back with classic Emperoh moves.

Two examples from the drivel you posted will suffice:

I cannot 'access' my mental stability, I guess scumtwats like yourself can, but I believe the operative word your mediocre training missed out is 'assess'

Secondly, 'bonkers' is the operative word, unless of course, you are saying I have gone 'underground storage/refuge facilities'

I'm done with you child, your laughable attempts at intelligence exposes your folly even more.

Uncle Debosky from Onitsha. . . . . . Stop scoring cheap points!!!
Stop desecrating the Champions' thread.
U no get shame??

debosky:
That Banga soup jersey will bring us a trophy this season. . . . . I much prefer it to that Southern Scum (aka Spurs) resembling white away kit we had last season.

Are u boasting again?? Don't u ever learn??

These Nike guys just keep fiddling with Jerseys . . . . one day they'll make them out of leaves to show they are eco friendly,

Your shirt deals are wack. . . . .thatz why!!!

lechatte:
Does that then make her a non-virgin?If no oko has gone near her vagina,she is a virgin whether you like it or not.

Don't be naive. . . . . .

So u are saying a gurl that has sucked 30 cocks and allowed 45 cocks in her anal canal is a virgin??
Blimey. . . . . .any kinda sex nullifies virginity be it oral, anal or dry sex.

Cristalz:
Hey Arses. Una try. Made them Stuggart boyz look like Pompey against United last sunday  

They were mostly clumsy and sloppy. Anyway seems AW finally did something right getting Vela. Still i'm sure those 3 goals came easy because Stuggart played sloppily for the most part of the game,and of course,twaz Lehmann in goal for them   Wasn't fair tho embarrasing the man like that.

Nice jerseys too.  .  .reminds me of banga soup. The coloring,i mean.

You are a meanie!

Robbie Keane might be the smartest summer signing . . . .

He is playing like he's been in Liverpool for ages. . .
Deft touches, smart runs, good vision and awareness of what is around him. . . .
Villareal have been decent too. . . . . good passes, dangerous incursions and Pires has been the best outta the lot.

Still dunno why Wenger sold him to Spain??

Why Do Men Want To Marry Virgins?

I am not keen on marrying a Virgin . . . . .It's a huge facade.
How are we sure the vaginal virgin hasn't fellated on 30 men while at High School.
There are so many of em so-called Virgins that are morally corrupted than the non-virgins.

eldee:
Lonely?
Suicidal?
Middle-aged spinsterhood truama?

U can add mid-life crisis to ur list.

@ Rikky,

Are u friends with Debo and Kitaun??
They are the biggest plonkers on this forum. . . . . I stopped talking to em 9 months ago.
Loyika is tolerable and Doyin13 is the MAN!!!!!

Sisikill:
@ OP
No offense but how old are you? I'm guessing you're probably around 2 to 3 hrs old, that's why this comes as a shock to you. It also explains why you think only Nigerian men kill their wives. . . yes, they are all over the news like

Scott Adebayo Peterson killed his wife Laci Tutu Peterson.
Charles Jide Stuart shot his wife Carol Banke Stuart.
David Chike Magraw strangled his wife Nancy Adanna Magraw
Joseph Sule Romano killed and dismembered his wife Katherine Hajara Romano

Seriously, are you ok. . . I suggest you go take a nap, babies need all the sleep they can get.

I don't know what else to say to Sisikill.
How can one be Joseph and Sule at the same time??
Are u snacking on Sarc again??

StephenP:
I know right. Everyday, there's a shooting at a campus, mall, home, elementary school, hospital. All of them by white people. Then they pussy out and kill themselves. They don't even have the right to say shit about Africans.

Nigerians are yet to match the Columbine high school massacre.

ehie:
immiediately hook up with the fine guy that has been toasting u for months, no vaccum in love and power.

Sheer bravery!!!

Hardballer:
im a big nas fan and all but i feel eminem will lyrically consume nas

I quite agree with you.
When Eminem is angry. . . . There's no rapper out there that can touch him.

justkunmi:
Hannibal
Why on earth did Fergie sell Eagles? I still saw the dude on Sunday at Abuja and he showed flashes of brilliance. .
He also grabbed a goal for himself. .

It beggars belief. . . . . . . . .Maybe Fergie felt the guy is out of his depth.
I like Chris Eagles. . I watch Reserve games a lot and i don't think he is that bad to be flogged off like Suya.
At this point, i can only assume he pushed for the move. . . . Maybe he wanted a senior team action to prove himself.
He looked very happy in the press conference. . . . . .Good luck to him.

We gat Saha, Rooney, Tevez and Manucho . . and wt is this gist about Henry??
It had better not be true. .
It is anti-football. . . .

Henry better not come to Man Utd. . . . .What has he got to offer?
OT is not like the Highbury gardens where Henry covers the pitch within 3 secs and score.

Since getting Berbatov is looking impossible, which I am so happy about anyway, then Klass is the best option. .
Hope Fergie still has the stuff in him to make important signings.

Berbatov's signing is now a pipe dream(exactly what i wanted).
If Fergie overlooks Klass again this season the Louis Saha's jazzman would have pulled off anutha mystical schitzo.
It's either Fergie is shagging Saha's female relatives or Fergie has a personal beef with THE HUNTER.

vicade:
The good thing about an unknown player is that the only option for them is to become known when they put on that Gunner shirt and i don't think i need to start mentioning all the players who came to arsenal as unknowns and under a season became knowns. It is known as the wenger magic.

I am just worried because i am sceptical about Rosickys long term fitness, the players that left and whether the players coming in will have an immediate impact and adapt to the ever challenging english premier league but i guess i cannot know more than the great wenger who knows

Good point!!!

However, how many Bacary Sagnas can a gaffer pull off his hat??
Players need time to blend in this league. . . . .Sagna was a huge one-off. . . .

Rosicky should come good. . . . .Eduardo can never be the same again with that horrific injury.
I'd rather Wenger had kept the first 11 of last season and 3-5 bodies to strengthen.
There was unity and an amazing team chemistry in the 07/08 class. . . . . .I hope it hasn't been distorted with the addition/subtraction.

agwoko:
This goes to the ladies in da house: if your b/f decided to put an end to a relationship that lasted 4 7yrs what would your reaction b like.

Their reaction is to breakdown and wail for 40 days and 40 nights.
If the guy does not budge to their emotional stunts/crocodile tears. . . They become witches and seek vengeance.

konkocious:
THis is a story of a close friend, a 300 level accounting student of LASU who as at now was a father of three kids and all of them are male from different mother.

although those 3 kids are the one he accepted that he is their father, there are more of his kids that he rejected. but one day we engage in a discussion about marital life and the guy is say that on his wedding day heaven will fall because is a day he has been waiting for in his life.

That is why i now ask the Nairalander that Should this guy stll marry anymore after the three kid he have already and there is still hope of him getting more before he graduate

Of course, he can marry!!!!
Granted. . . . .having 3 kids outta wedlock is irresponsibility at it's premium but then. . . who are to judge.
Tell ur friend to grab the next woman available and drag her greasy ass to the altar before he impregnates her.

debosky:
@ Emperoh

my fellow gooners leave me? Go and ask your stepfather Jackal. . . . . I have stood tall and taken non-stop barrages from the scumtwats like you've never seen when other gooners were MIA, and still fight back. I obviously don't need back up to wipe the floor with you scum. . . . never have, never will.

And what will happen if I try anything in Igbo?

Isi Okpupku

Cowardice? No, but as I learned from your ancestor, to continue in the exchange will be to further perpetuate the idiocy. . . . that my friend, is something I won't do.

Debo, have u really stood toe to toe with any Man Utd fan here without blood n sweat oozing out from ur spastic face??
Don't come here boasting when i am still ALIVE. . . . Jeeezuz.
Must u lie to SCORE cheap points??

vicade:
Portuguese midfielder Amaury Bischoff joins Arsenal

http://www.arsenal.com/article.asp?thisNav=News&article=494612&lid=NewsHeadline&Title=Portuguese+midfielder+Amaury+Bischoff+joins+Arsenal

Well, this guy is so unknown he has no video on youtube.

May GOD help us if this is our last summer signing.we need at least two more and with experience too.

I am licking me lips already. . . .
How Arsenal intends to steam through the long hard winter beats me with all these unknown players. . .
Anyways, this is anutha ready-made excuse for Wenger. . . . . . "My squad is young and i hope they improve in the next 4 years."

@ Emperoh,

Whats "Aturu n'enweghi onye nche"??
I need all the Igbo disses i can grab. . . . .I have one big vermin to kill.