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ladyolis:
On Thursday, July 24, 2008, a 50-year old Nigerian man Michael Collins Iheme shot and killed his 28-year old estranged wife, Anthonia Iheme, in her work parking lot. Witnesses say Michael fired several shots into her car then ran into another car and drove away. Shortly after the crime, he called 911 and told the operator that “Yes, I have killed the woman that messed my life up. A woman that had destroyed me. I am at Shalom West, …my name is Michael.” The police arrested him about 100 meters from the shooting where he stated, “I called the police….I shot her…I shot her.”

Well this is freaky you know im not here to judge anyone but i have a question to those Nigerian women, the fact that you know you own man are abusive why do you even marry then i think Nigerian man should be gay, they should marry each other period

So Nigerian men should be gay because of one freak accident??
Should we follow your theory and conclude Caucasians should marry their animals and enjoy bestiality??
This is insanity in sterling quality.

@ J-K,

Whatz cracking, hombre??
The whole summer transfer has been a hogwash. . . . . . .
This time last year, we have secured the services of Nani/Anderson and Owen Hargreaves.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr . . . . This time around, we have sold Pique n Chris Eagles with no addition to the senior team.
Whatz Ferguson thinking? Can Ferguson land a striker before 31st of August??

debosky:
Why must you be moronic. . . . I now wonder whose stupidity is higher, yours or your progeny?

Rikky disses me, so does 4Play and even tkb, but they have distinct personalities, not clones/wannabes

Do you perceive gooners trying to imitate Loyiks or Kit or myself?
This follow follow business is a distinctly Scumtwat malady

since you want to cuss in Igbo. . . . anum pam

Your stupidity in size and mass can sink the "Titanic".
There are no clones or wannabes here. . . . What is wrong with Emperoh diagnosing your idiocy and inane ramblings??
He has as much right as me to call u a dingbat if he so wishes. . . . . .He is a champion. . .
In all honesty, i think all Man Utd fans on this forum have got the bragging rights to shit on y'all other losers lying about the whole place.
We are the 1st class citizens of this sports section. . . . . When we sneeze, y'all plonkers should catch cold.

Onya Ara. . .

Naija men have suffered on this forum. . . . . . .
The impact of the damage is catastrophic.

Naija men cannot french kiss.
Naija men are not romantic.
Naija men marry south african women.

Whatz next?? Naija men are unkempt??

Orikinla:
Only few women complain about Nigerian lovers.

Making love is like dancing to Nigerian men.

We have the choreography for the erotica.
Have you seen the stage performance of Wole Soyinka's [url=http://The Lion and the Jewel]The Lion and the Jewel[/url]?
The sex scene was awesome!

My voice alone made an American woman to have multiple orgasms.
(sorry babygirl for bragging about it)

Are u Barry White??

tkb417:
@Hannibal
i guess Anuofia is igbo. whos teaching u igbo?

I am taking Igbo language now from one chic. . . . .
Hannibal needs it to deal with some scumbags.

debosky:
I can see this thread living up to its name - the Home of Scum

You are a Arrow!!!
This is the most vibrant sports thread on the forum.
Lil wonder Dayokanu said Gaynners have never celebrated a league title on Nairaland.
U faggotz are shameless!

@ Emperoh
All your attempts to sound like Jackal are lame - why not create your own identity like rikky, JK, manu4laif, 4Play and others? Must you keep on imitating?

This is boring now. . . . .once any Man Utd fan disses u, he is attempting to be like Jackal. . .
Emperoh is the 25th member that wants to be like Jackal. . . . .Are u this clueless??
Anuofia. . . . Nkita Ara.

Dr Kitaun:
so who is successor to EVRA ? that Ibo boy called Silvestre ?

O'Shea, Brazilian twins, and Silvestre can all deputise for Evra.

who is in next in line to Neville ? that error-prone Wes Brown that can never make the Niegrian team even in his dreams

Brazilian twins, Brown and Hargreaves. . . . .Error prone Brown who neutralised Barca's attack in the absence of Vidic??
Did u see his delivery that allowed Ronaldo to outjump Essien for the goal in Moscow??
Wes has improved!!!

who is next in line to your central defenders - Rio and Vida ? u start shuffling between O'shea and Brown et al abi ? is that your definition of having everywhere covered ?

Silvestre, O'Shea, Brown can all play in the central defence. Our squad reeks of FLUIDITY.

who is your striker sef ? how effective is he ? NONE OF UR STRIKERS COULDNT OUTSCORE ADEBAYOR A NIGERIAN_TOGOLESE THAT You DELIGHT IN CALLING WACK ! . . .now, thats pathetic

It's an open secret. . . . .We havent purchased an out n out striker since Ruud left. . . .
There is no way Rooney/Tevez(2nd strikers) would outscore a centre-forward like Adebayor.
Use ur ajasco head for once.

what if C Ron goes . .where would u guys start from ? would u be relying on Berba the lazy but intelligent striker if u get him

If C Ron leaves, Nani would take over. . . . .We still have Wazza and Apache.
Ronaldo's exit means £70 million odd pounds in the kitty. More world class players would be secured.

which young players are u really looking forward to ? Possebon ? maybe ! but Eagles NEGATIVE !!!
even Gibbson doesnt look like he wont need to be loaned off somewhere

The funniest thang about our kids is the fact that they would make the 1st team of many Prem clubs.
Rodrigo Possebon is better than your Denilson . . . U need to see that guy. . . .he would eclipse Anderson in few years time.
Remember his name.

Dr Kitaun:
. . .and I guess u don't mind a few more hey-you/sankwa players like erm erm erm . . . Seyi Olofinjana and Sani Kaita to replace Scholes in the midfield and either of them as a backup for Hargo the bush

U of all people should know we have every position well covered. . . .
The only area we lack bodies now is the attack department. . . . .Hopefully, Manucho and one striker would join this summer.

Scholes has a successor. . . . ANDERSON.
Hargreaves is not too old. . . . .He has about 4-5 years more to kick the ball.
Ferguson is a master builder UNLIKE Wenger who is taking forever to REBUILD.

Pataki:
And you think that dolt will shut his traps?

I am fasting n praying he does.

He is better off sitting in the religion section and playing with his concordance, all in the name of I read my bible. I wonder who he thinks he is deceiving.

U are very funny!!!

Chat2MeBac:
@Hannibal, Hannibal, Hannibal,

So this is where you have been, why I am stuck in bed ovulating, , Haven't I told you like a trillion times NOT to waste your good detergent on old, useless garments?

Ovulating?? Guess it's mating period again.
Am i invited to join u?

Please, abeg, Let me show you how to ignore, You are much better than this, What they don't know, won't hurt them hun

I ignored him many times but like a goat that he is. . . .He kept coming back.
Lets hope this dose of heavy whipping would keep him mute forever.

Dr Kitaun:
@Chacal

when u get yourself some Alabukun to take care of your drunken state . . .cheap paraga for that matter that u got from that Leeds ghetto . . .then u can come back and talk to me

how can u claim to be potent when YEMKEM and BULLODZER combined could not solve your problem even T.B Joshua has declared your case is more than him . . .how pathetic

and truly so . . .I tip Fergie to sign Ayo MAKINWA or Blessing Okardi

Leave us with our Ayo Makinwa . . . .With or without him, we are retaining the title.
Hate Or Love Us. . . . . .United is on top!!!

Cristalz:
Henry ke? Hez a great player,but of recent its like his heart is not really in soccer like it used to.The Henry of Arsenal seems to have died.Henry now doesn't play like Henry anymore. Why would Fergie want to buy a dude like that? I think Henry's living on past glory now. Its probably just anutha of 'em rumors.

Surely. . . . .It's a rumour.

Meanwhile, what about Chrisantus, Huntelaar, Santa Cruz or Ayo Makinwa.

@ Cristalz,

Don't mind Dr. Kit. . . . . .
I gave him that doctorate degree but i think we should strip that degree off his skinny butt.

Anyways, Nani would improve but he won't score 42 goals like Ronaldo next season.
He is about 2 seasons away from doing that. . . . . .He must learn when to pass and ping good crosses. . .
His delivery(when he puts his head up) is top draw. . . . I cannot count the numbers of his corner kicks that resulted in a goal.
Meanwhile. . . . . .Have u heard we might buy Henry??

davidylan:
Empty barrels make the loudest noise - never have truer words been spoken.

Shut up!!!
U are the empty barrel here . . .  .

A loser like u that dedicated 91 lines because u wanted to prove u dated a babe for 13 months.
Jeeeeeez. . . . U even quoted the dates to show ur latent autistic behaviour.
I have never seen such idiocy coming from a full grown adult. . . . .
Read between the lines. . . .  . . .U are nowhere near ma level. . . . .  . .Go play somewhere with people of the same low IQ as u.
If u push me further, i would pay to get u some artificial intelligence.

davidylan:
At last we now know this wasnt about defending the indefensible. Some people wont do well on the witness stand . . . class or not.

Ah am i the only one noticing the sudden spamming of this board with robotic morons who love to use the pronoun "me" instead of the grammatically correct "my"?

Idiot. .  . . . . Me/My(Cockney). . . . .You lack exposure.
Now u know what is right from what is wrong??
"Throll" was right, innit??

doyin13:
hehehehe. , . . .

this one has been brewing for weeks. , . .

matters have come to a head.

Hopefully you guys will let it all out today and shake hands
at the end of the day.

Glad u were aware . .

Ignoring the old leprechaun didn't work so i have decided to take matters into me own hands. . . .
I don't shake hands with leprechauns. . . . .Can't stand this minger.
He is too overbearing, thoughtless, classless and moronic to be in me class.

davidylan:
Ah i wish i were 29, i'd be married with at least 1 kid.  What can a man do about a virulent liar with no sense of shame?  Absolutely nothing but sit and watch with smug satisfaction as another idiot bites the dust of infamy.

With this wasted life of yours. . . . Single parenthood is imminent.
Hannibal bites the dust?? After all these heavy poundings on your bald head?? You are taking the piss, mate!!

Running after little kids?  Ahem thank God for small mercies, when i'm done with online thugs there's always welcome arms of comfort and a soothing voice of solace. Hey, a man can at least allow online vermin the luxury of forbidden fantasy.

Bitch, shut your fucking mouth and gimme some breathing space.
Arms of comfort?? All those trailer trash whores that took your virginity??
David, where did it go wrong for u??  Why not try TB Joshua to put your derailed life back on track . . He works like magic.

davidylan:
Same old overused, rehashed lies . . .
What's new really? All "senile, bald, old" men out there shld be proud of themselves . . . the kids of today are nothing to write home about.
Do "grown adults" still spend their time on IM passing along gossip? Please pass me the puke bag.

Who is the chief gossip monger?? Silly Hilly Billy. . . .
U go about at 29 running after lil kids u could have fathered if u had made hay when the sun was shining.
Your case is a lost one(i am repeating this).

davidylan:
bla bla bla bla . . . same old insults simly polished with a few new words here and there. No difference, sometimes you get a sinking feeling the internet has been overrun by throlls.
A kid will always be a kid. Never has sociology been more right.

Mr Methuselah, are u jealous u are old and good-for-nothing??
Too bad, nuthing can be done to your old age. . . .
Yikes, it's beginning to tell: Senility, bald head, pot-belly and dyslexia.

It's "Trolls" not throlls . . . . . .Jeez!!!!
How did u bag a degree??  How many litres of your lecturers' semen traveled via your anal canal and oesophagus??
Spermivorous animal.

Oracle14:
Research has showed Nigerian women perform poorly in bed: I would like some contributions on the reason for this trend.

Thanks

P.S you would be contributing to further research

I don't think so. . . .
I have actually met stallions that made Annabel Chong look like an amateur.
DeepZone, where ur guns @?

Dr Kitaun:
@Chacal

by now u should know how we roll . . .you will need to be at your best this season more than ever before to weather the storm that is about to set on ya . . .I doubt u will

roaches and nitwits will not be tolerated from your camp . . . .if u see any from the chavs or we gunners _{most unlikely} exterminate them

my wife can never be pregnant with your baby . . . she is immune to IVF PLUS ITS CERTIFIED You ARE IMPOTENT !!!

what the Yorubas call eshin inu iwe sorry dude . . .at this stage UR CASE IS A LOST ONE

So ur wife told u i am impotent. . . . . .
That chic is sheisty. . . . . . I swear on me life, she said the same thing about you.
She actually told me ur cock needs SIX DURACELL batteries to stand for 3 minutes.
Seriously, ma semen prints are on that baby she is carrying. . . . .I would sue soon after she delivers.

davidylan:
Give a dog a bone, it is sure to yap like there's no tomorrow.
No matter how well you train an animal, it will always remain one.

U shot urself in the foot, fool!!!
Hell. . . . .U can take a man outta the ghetto but u can't take the ghetto out of him.
Give up. . . . Money spent on ur education was a sheer waste!!!
Your cognitive reasoning is highly distorted.

davidylan:
alas where were all these "defenders" of religious freedom when Satanic verses was published? Thy guess is as good as mine.

A broken record sounds better.

davidylan:
Its more than obvious who came running like an attack dog on heat. It certainly wasnt me . . .

You have been running around me like a rabied dog for the last 2 weeks. . . . .Idle minds like yours are so easy to spot.
Useless ninny!!!

Did i perchance ask for help from you before? Cant remember.

Yes. . . . .I offer help to social reprobates and sexual deviants like you.
You are a disgrace to manhood. . . . .I am sorry for your bleak future.

If you were half as educated as you scream you'd be doing other than running around like a headless chicken insulting everyone. Besides i'm sure u're aware there are tons of Nigerians in Nigeria far more intelligent than you are, it takes a lot more than an accident of birth.

I insult people who deserve to be insulted. . . . . You go about constituting fuckery in the name of being a Christian.
What if u were born in Iraq. . . . . .You are the equivalent of a terrorist. . . You woulda been better off aborted.

Read your bible back to back rather than hyperventilatiing, no where are we told about "good christians". You're either hot or cold.

Exactly ma point. . . . .It was when people like u and others like David Koresh sprouted out that the world seperated the wolves from the sheep.
You call yaself a Christian but u don't exude the characters of one. . . . .

You have a point but at least the pharisees had an idea of the laws of Moses. Idupaul is echoing my very same position, i don't see cowards like you crying your eyes out. Perhaps its more about a chance to get one back at David than actually critiquing a post.

So i have a point afterall??  You are such an idiot especially when u spewed u are smarter than me.
The only thing u have over me is your pathetic age. . . . .Although, it does not count with your moronic reasoning.
Ma little finger is smarter than u. . . .Doofus.

Who are the "we"? Wake up bro.

"We" in this context is me and others who are sick n tired of seeing your bald gorilla head attacking Muslims.

Shld i remind your eminence that Paul gave Alexander and Hymaenius over to the devil? Read your bible before arguing next time.

Don't remind me your stupidity. . . .  .Go to the Church of satan and preach your heresies.

Reverse racism here no? My forefathers worshipped idols but i doubt they'd be pleased you called them cannibals.

Whatz ma business with your cannibalistic forefathers?? Let em turn in their graves if they so wish.

Because it hurts you? Nah, i'd rather be a thorn in the flesh of little kids with access to the internet.

Thorn in a flesh to me??  This poof feels important. . . . . Ya low IQ is your greatest undoing.
I might be a little kid(no doubt). . . .Access to the internet(I can afford it). . . .continue to revel in your poverty-stricken life with your grey hairs.

Pataki finished from the same school.

What has Pataki gotta do with this??  Your relentless stupidity is staggering.
You should wear a medal of foolishness on your neck

You don't have to be disappointed in my reasoning, just ignore it. Like i always say, only idiots take the internet so seriously.

I don't take twats like u seriously. . . . .I have met schlepps like u many timeswhat u EAT don't make me shyte.

Maybe you shld get a woman you can turn to in the evenings . . . works like a charm bro.

Everyone is not a JEW like u, bruv.
At least, i read about your one babe in 10 years which u never even scored. . . . . .You are a sorry case(what do u know about women).
I would give ma genitals to people that can use it IF I WERE You. . . . . . Serial self-servicer.

tosinadeda:
Hannibal Cannibal,can u please do us a favour and shut the Bleep up!
Its idiots like you that start undue arguements on nl!
Person post him mind,na crime?

It's a crime if it violates other people's religion.
I don't really expect a constructive comment from a priggish baboon like you.
If only u are educated . . . .If only. . . .