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Romance › Re: The 50-50 Odds? by Hannibal: 9:04pm On Jul 31, 2008
DeepZone:
Roflmao, his ego is so much that he couldn't even hide his hypocrisy. Chics, marry this dominatrix at your own peril.
U have got issues. . . . . .
No straight thinking man would allow a woman to dominate his household.
What message are u passing to the kids?? Are u insane??

@ Onyinye,

20 is not equal to a pet-dog.
It means she would only have 2 says for every 10 decisions that come ma way.
Romance › Re: Is He Cheating? Please People Help Me O Abeg: by Hannibal: 9:00pm On Jul 31, 2008
Chat2MeBac:
For sure, For sure, No doubt about it,
The OP is too anxious. . . . . .She needs to relax.
Men are poor at cheating. . . .We leave clues, traces and loads of footprints.
SMS, E-mails, Last dialled numbers and many more.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Hannibal: 8:57pm On Jul 31, 2008
lordimpaq:
@hannibal,

but u know AW he won't buy, he still counts on his young blood,

u see Arsenal is like Nigeria of present,

we can liken AW to Obasanjo who says power will be stable by 2007 but uptill now, its a mess,

AW says we'll win trophies but no, he wont buy, and in the end we don't win, i don't undastand the guy,

now we bought some injured guy from werder bremen and he says he's a gamble, i still don't undastand the guy,

sometimes i feel like just taking an AK 47 and shooting the gaffer, but, i'll just have 2 be an onlooker,
Don't despair, bruv!!!!
I understand Wenger's policy of "young players". . . . .Fergie won titles with the same policy in 1995/96 season.
The only snag about this policy is Wenger's blindness to his title rivals.
If i am going to a WAR with someone. . . . . I would(at least) match their strength OR be one or two steps ahead of my rivals.
Take a look at Chelsea/Man Utd's strength in depth and compare to Arsenal's . . . . .It's a huge MISMATCH.
It's like taking a Suya knife to a gunfight. tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 8:52pm On Jul 31, 2008
@ Lordi,

Jackal. . . . . a political assassin.
Xerxes. . . . .a godking.
Hannibal. . . .a cannibalistic serial killer.

So expect WAR in a fortnight. tongue shocked shocked shocked
Romance › Re: The 50-50 Odds? by Hannibal: 8:50pm On Jul 31, 2008
DeepZone:
From your experience here, does Hannibal and Eldee sound like men that will heed your advise? talk true?
Why won't i heed advice??
A woman is not a dummy or a pet dog. . . .Of course, she has a say in the matters that spring up in marriage.
I am more than willing to listen to ma partner's needs.
However, she should be contented with 20.
Anything more than this. . . . . .She can go back to her Dad's house where she can have 110. tongue
Romance › Re: Is He Cheating? Please People Help Me O Abeg: by Hannibal: 8:46pm On Jul 31, 2008
[quote author=stay-free link=topic=156165.msg2589353#msg2589353 date=1217533179]You are a man so I expected nothing but this. What if you were my boyfriend and you were the one doing this, what would be your explanation? I know what I am saying, his behaviour has changed. He was never like this. I don't want to sound desperate. I can walk out of his life like right now. I am just hoping to see things through someone else's eyes for a change.[/quote]Your safest option is to do nothing.
No trace, no evidence and u don't wanna cry WOLF when there's nuthing.
A hit n miss attempt now would weaken ur case the next time u suspect something.
Patience is a virtue. . . . . Be patient.
If he's really up to something, he would be caught. cheesy


Sisikill:
Lawd-a-mercy!!!

I agree with you? Whatwhat the heck is going on here?

What did you give me to eat? Answer me!!!! cry
U took 5 green apples and soda!!!
No more pieces of Sarc again until december. tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 8:41pm On Jul 31, 2008
@ Lordimpaq,

I got tired of the alias "Jackal".
He had many enemies and people were starting to get diabolical about Jackal.
Rather than fast n pray for their pathetic teams. . . . They were praying against Jackal to stop taunting em. . .
Naturally, i adopted Hannibal(a serial killer waiting to cop a squat on rival clubs in 2 weeks time).
Anutha exciting season is forthcoming. . . . . . .Fasten ur seatbelt.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Hannibal: 8:38pm On Jul 31, 2008
lordimpaq:
can't say much,

i'd only wait for the first 10 games then i'll start talking
If i were u, i would wait till feb/march before i say a word. . . . .
Arsenal are known to be bottlers.

@ Vicade,

The writing was on the wall for Wenger but he was too stupid to read it.
In december when Arsenal lost Hleb, Flamini and Cesc to minor injuries. . . . They dropped 7 points. . . Losing to Boro and drawing 2 games.
A good manager should have added 3-4 bodies to the squad to ensure things don't get out of hand but DID HE??
All Arsenal needed to win the EPL was 3-4 average players that could have deputised for the tired n leggy players in February. . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 8:35pm On Jul 31, 2008
lordimpaq:
@jackal

how d hell do you know AW is a pedo lipsrsealed

come on, a little respect will ya?

u don't want me to call SAF a prick do you?
You are not serious, Lordi.
How's Razorr?? Heard she is now heavily pregnant with ur seeds.

Of course, Wenger is a pedophile . . .
He shagged a 15 yr-old chic in France some years back.
Romance › Re: The 50-50 Odds? by Hannibal: 8:27pm On Jul 31, 2008
sistawoman:
If he is that type of male why are you marring him to start with. are these not the things you find out before you say I do?
Are u taking DeepZone serious?? She is a poof.
Matter of fact, she wants to marry a man in HER house. . . . .
She only dates losers.
Romance › Re: Is He Cheating? Please People Help Me O Abeg: by Hannibal: 8:26pm On Jul 31, 2008
[quote author=stay-free link=topic=156165.msg2589211#msg2589211 date=1217531947]My boyfriend and I have been together for the past 1 year. We love each other and we do fight and have our ups and down but we trust each other. Last week monday I was at work( I work at nights) and since I normally have lots of free time I called to chat. Half way through the convo he said he has to run and will call me as soon as he gets back. Well he never did and I didnt ask.

But it happened a couple of other times and now I am getting worried that he may be cheating. I knw my boyfriend when I ask him something and its not true he will scream. But I keep asking him why he keeps acting strange and he is very calm.

I need some honest opinions. Because if he is then I am gone. I don't have time for nonsense. Please people what should I do??[/quote]DO NOTHING!!! cool
Romance › Re: The 50-50 Odds? by Hannibal: 8:21pm On Jul 31, 2008
sistawoman:
Thier pride was not sold it was stolen, it was stolen when they were forced to watch their women raped by masta or die trying to stop it.  It was stolen when they were sold away and forced to be breaders for the masta.  It was stolen when they were beaten forced to take on new names, new religon and new languages.

I beg to differ that it was sold.  Jim Crow was horrible to black people but mostly to our men, whimping them out and taking away their spine, causing more women to have to step up and take that 70-30 split.  I don't ever want to have to run my house again.  It is hard work not that I can't do but nothing that I desire to do.  Let my husband do it he was built for it.  Let me do my 30 or 20 and watch me be happy with it.
syren:
@ post

if he deserves 80% i'll give him 80% but if he doesn't then I wont just sit there and take his nonsense.  cool
Deepzone, these are your role models.
Follow the ways of these women and u would be married after 37 years of trying.
Let the man be the captain of the ship. . . . .Just sit back and look until he needs assistance.
So be contented with your 20.
Romance › Re: The 50-50 Odds? by Hannibal: 8:09pm On Jul 31, 2008
DeepZone:
Pride and ego are unseen innate factors and can be CONTROLLED especially when needs be. Why not invade Cameroun at the expense of human lives for taking away Bakassi peninsula, didn't that hurt your pride and ego too?
Don't be a ninny!!!
Cameroun Peninsula is not my HOME . . . . .
A woman becomes an assistant to her husband once her husband pays her brideprice and all those schitzo. . . .
I cannot put a woman in MY house and she demands 20 from me. . . . .
If she wants 50. . . . .  .Let her go back to her father's house to make such claims.
MY CRIB. . . . My rules or your father's house in Ilesha. tongue
Romance › Re: The 50-50 Odds? by Hannibal: 8:02pm On Jul 31, 2008
DeepZone:
Guys, the idea of 50-50 rule in romance demanded by todays liberated women seems to bring an increase in family break ups and lots of fatherless kids. It seems the equation must not be balanced for peace to reign. Like 70-30, 60-40 etc .

My question to you men is, does it really matter? if the lady in your life is hell bent on 50 and above, why not reduce yours just for the sake of peace so that your kids that you need so much can be afforded the luxury of having a father at home. Why can't you play the bigger person and let her have 60 or even 70 for the sake of peace? what did it take away from you? what really?

Funmi is fuming.
It takes away our pride and smashes our egos into bits.
Why should a woman demand 50 to start with??
If she cannot be contented with 5. . . . .She can feck off. grin
Romance › Re: Why Don't Nigerian Guys Abroad Marry Nigerian Girls Abroad? by Hannibal: 8:00pm On Jul 31, 2008
Why Do Nigerian Guys Abroad Dont Marry Nigeruan Girls Abroad?
Most of the Nigerian guys abroad left Nigeria when they were graduates. . . .This means they left gurl/fs and partners back home.
Is it not rational that they go back and marry their childhood chics?? cheesy cheesy
I don't think this necessarily has anything to do with the attitude of the Nigerian gurls abroad. . .
Y'all guys should SLOW DOWN.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 7:55pm On Jul 31, 2008
@ Debosky,

Did u just start watching the Premiership?? My dayz. . . .
No football player in the history of Man Utd poses more goal scoring threats than King Ruud.
He scored 44 goals in 2002/3 season with 25 goals in the EPL and FOURTEEN in the UCL. . . Are u shitting me??
Arsene Wenger would tell u about Ruud Van Nistelrooy. . . . He was more important to Man Utd than Ronaldo of today.

You of all people should know Ferguson goes for broke in the EPL. . . . . He is not scared of any team.
This is why United either WIN or LOSE. . . .
Besides, Fergie's mentality is based on the number of games he wins in a 38-match season and not the number of LOSSES.
Arsenal lost fewer games. . . . why didn't they win the league if that was the yardstick. . . .
Wenger loves the "unbeaten" kizzack which is nonsense compared to Fergie's "win-more-games-than your rivals".
Even in the glory years between 99-2001, Fergie's team lost 3-5 games in the league in em years so forget that theory of yours.

You would be surprised how Fergie shuffles things around should Ronaldo leave.
We are talking about the GRAND MASTER of English football here not a French pedo who is yet to assemble a team since 2002.
Nani/Anderson are waiting in the production line to be launched at the biggest stage.
I value Wazza's importance than Ronaldo who can be easily marked off in vital games.
It was no coincidence that United lost the games Wazza missed. . . . .Rooney is United's most important player.
Culture › Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by Hannibal: 7:45pm On Jul 31, 2008
DeepZone:
Naaaa, you forgot the farts come in gaseous form? i'm a neat hot freak!!!
Okay. . . . .Enuff of fart talks.
Please. . . go and put up anutha topic good for discussion.
This is boring now. angry
Romance › Re: Why Don't Nigerian Guys Abroad Marry Nigerian Girls Abroad? by Hannibal: 7:43pm On Jul 31, 2008
Re: Why Do Nigerian Guys Abroad Dont Marry Nigerian Girls Abroad?
Is this true?? tongue
Culture › Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by Hannibal: 7:38pm On Jul 31, 2008
DeepZone:
Of course you'll get Apollo after all you never see one before. grin grin grin grin
I would get pinkeye because of the sullied state ur knickers would be. . . .
A gurl that farts uncontrollably like u do would be untidy, smelly and a potential infection site. cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 7:35pm On Jul 31, 2008
debosky:
@ Hannibal

stranger things have happened in football. I remember Milan not willing to sell Sheva for the longest time, but finally decided - we will sell him, but we'll get whatever price we desire out of Chelsea, and the deal went through.

Same thing for Figo going to Barca, no one EVER thought that would go through, but it did.

I do feel however, that he will remain in OT. . . .unless some cash+Robinho deal gets pulled off late in the window.

Selling Ronaldo would make things VERY interesting in the league though. . . .without him, MU may look distinctively ordinary.
This has to be your daftest comment on Nairaland but foolish reasonings like this should be allowed once in a while.

The Man Utd team that whacked Arsenal 4-0 had no Ronaldo written over it. . . . .
Hell, the strength of Man Utd is not Ronaldo. . . . .It is the spine of the team coupled with the cohesive defensive unit.
Van Der Sar-Rio-Carrick-Scholes-Rooney are the spine of the team. . . . .I would be more worried if any of those players leaves Man Utd.

One thing u should have learnt by now is Alex Ferguson's team always SCORE goals. . . . .  .
When Ruud left in 2006, i heard this same rubbish that United would stop functioning. . . The season after he left, United banged 89 goals.
Man Utd will wax stronger without Ronaldo, someone else would step up to the plate and deliver.
A team with Brown-Rio-Vida and Evra are UNBEATABLE. . . . .  . Blimey. . . .This is the best defensive unit on the planet.
Culture › Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by Hannibal: 7:30pm On Jul 31, 2008
DeepZone:
Don't mind him sweetie. pataki, elder and Him are killing each other and drooling all over me but they just can't get the message which says" you guys are not up to" seeing my undies.
I don't date pigeons. . . .
Ya undies is the last thing i wanna see. . . . .I don't wanna end up with a pinkeye.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Based You Decisions On Instincts? by Hannibal: 7:27pm On Jul 31, 2008
Go for it, Sam Milla!!!!
Our future are determined by the decisions we make. . . .
What have u got to LOSE. . . . . Follow ur mind, bruv!!!
Culture › Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by Hannibal: 7:16pm On Jul 31, 2008
Dr Kitaun:
later u go dey deny say u no love this lady undecided
U are insane. . . . . Love DeepZone??
She nearly crashed a KLM airline last year when she released her hydrogen sulphidic farts that got the whole pilot crew SICK.
I know showing up here is your way of announcing to NL that u want Hotfunmi. . . . . Her email is up there.
U know what to do!!! tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Hannibal: 7:13pm On Jul 31, 2008
doyin13:
Debosky.

Walahi, you are like Yaradua.

The faithful are starving and you are trying to institute rule of rationality.

Very soon, you will start promising that Arsenal will join the top 10 football
clubs in the world by 2020
Don't u just love the confusion in the Gaynners camp??

This is what i call RAW FEAR . . . . . . Gaynners are learning quickly. . .
Last season, they were boasting how they were gonna win the QUAD with Wenger's rejuvenated team. . . . What a massive difference??

Some even said Arsenal team had winning mentality last season?? Winning mentality indeed.
They scored 1st against Liverpool and went on to concede 4 goals. . . . . They scored first against Man Utd at OT and still LOST.
Arsenal was leading the league with 5 massive points in Feb(after the Manchester Derby) and finished 3rd. . . Y'all are pathetic.
Dr. Kitaun is right. . . . . These boys would start well as usual but will FADE OUT when it matters most.
Culture › Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by Hannibal: 7:06pm On Jul 31, 2008
DeepZone:
Do they have fart competition? You told me late because i would've gone to try out. I love farting and nobody can take that sport away from me.

huh huh huh huh Stop speaking latin here please.
Don't bury ur talents milking cows in Nebraska. . . .
Take it to the next level and show ur blasted butt in thong for the world to see.
Lets hope ur farticles won't give em spectators SARS. tongue tongue

Nkita Ara ---- Mad Dog!!! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 6:59pm On Jul 31, 2008
tkb417:
@Ndumart
anything you read on goal.com and you don't see on sky or BBC, its all lies!!
Let em keep peddling the rumours . . . . . Journalists are bored.
Didn't they say Ronaldo woulda joined Madrid by the 7th of July.
Calderon knows the game is up and they are rallying up their last attempt to fool naive and clueless fans.

Ronaldo hasn't even thrown in his transfer request. . . . . Madrid is yet to make any official bid.
David Gill and The Glazers have reiterated the Portugeezer is not for SALE.
Even if they are willing to sell him. . . . .Real Madrid cannot cough out his price so whaz the fuss??

@ Dr Kitaun,

SAF to leave Man Utd because of Ronaldo?? grin cheesy shocked
Osama would become the Pope before that would happen. . . .
Believe such ramblings u would believe anything. grin
Culture › Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by Hannibal: 6:52pm On Jul 31, 2008
DeepZone:
Your overnite ashawo don go?
deepzone is hot and hot with more money to buy you anytime she wants, but you are not "up to". First cut is the deepest!!! tongue tongue tongue
Look at this clueless JEW woman. . . . .
There's nothing HOT about u. . . . Hot babes don't go on a farting spree like you do.
Seriously, why don't u represent Nigeria in the coming Olympic games in China. . . . . . tongue grin cheesy
Nkita Ara. grin
Culture › Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by Hannibal: 6:35pm On Jul 31, 2008
DeepZone:
You just described the trio, Hannibal, Pataki and Eldee.
When would this spastic Ijesha nymphet get a grip of herself??
Someone please give DeepZone her steroids to keep her clitoral erections in check.

@ Pataki,

Shag this babe for once. . .  .
All i can see here is her pent up juices begging to be released.
She really needs to get laid.
Sports › Re: Has Nigeria Ever Produced A World Class Player? by Hannibal: 12:41am On Jul 31, 2008
@ Akola,

Without a shadow of doubt, Wayne Rooney is a world class player!!!
Mention any team in the world Wazza would not play in. . . .
He is by far the best English player in his generation.
Culture › Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by Hannibal: 12:38am On Jul 31, 2008
Chat2MeBac:
Hannibal and Pataki, I see you guys are just so madly in love with the Zone girl, Why don't y'all express the love and take it to the next level? grin grin grin grin
Let the race begin, May the best man wins, grin grin grin grin
I don't mingle with feral and depraved chics like DeepZone.
How do u expect me to cope with her putrescent farticles??
Don't yank me chain, Island gurl. wink


Pataki:
@ Chat,

In love with DeepShit? Oh pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I leave her for Hannibal. I never even knew she had been stalking me this much.
Don't even start. . . . .
DeepZone has ur picture on facebook . . . .She fotoshopped u and her kissing on her profile. shocked shocked
You are about the only dude that can clean/tidy her up.
With patience. . . . . .Ini Edo can turn to Beyonce Knowles. tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 12:33am On Jul 31, 2008
@ Rikkyjen,

I cannot believe u are responding to Dr Kitaun's empty rants!!!

A supporter of a club that has never celebrated a league title on Nairaland Sports section shouldn't be taken serious.
Who in their pathetic team would take the bull by the horn and drag their sorry asses across the finish line. . . .
We all know what happened when Fletcher, Anderson and Nani met with Traore, Fabregas and Eduardo(It was 4-0) after 90 mins. shocked grin
Let Kitaun enjoy his selfish wet dreams. . . . . . He dreams like that every summer. tongue grin

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