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Chat2MeBac:
And you will cuddle him after the season is over too ,

Nah. . . . .I would cuddle u and be sober.

Pul eaze, I have already memorised the combination to your safety deposit box.Who needs tears when I have a funtional brain

I am having it changed right away.

Seriously, Nigerian men are not designed to cry like twats.
Even when i schooled in Nigeria and those over zealous teachers caned the lads n lasses. . . .
The boys don't cry while the girls wail like Bob Marley's band . . . It's a moral fibre built right from birth for the males to suppress their pains.
Men are not supposed to break down like wimps. . . . .Elders even say. . . .Don't cry, BE A MAN!!!!

eldee:
I can't begin to count how many Arsenal matches I've had to start from 2nd Half
All because some evil heifers time their needs to clash with 3:00 on Satrdays and Tuesday nites

I don't let any chic get in the way when i am watching Man Utd.
Matter of fact, i tell a chic be4 we start dating that she might have to share me with ma club. . . . .
C2MB knows not to call me when Ronaldo is doing his ballet at OT.

Sly's sumn else, his broadband stops working on Friday nights
You'll wonder if it's not the same Sky we use

SLY. . . . . . He is a criminal. . . Wanted in about 50 Boroughs in the UK.
He holes himself in the female hostel @ the University of Kent in Canterbury.

Chat2MeBac:
There's something about Mary, I just love that movie jare,

Never watched that movie but i heard Wyclef's song "something about mary".
Although he was talking about Marijuana(Mary J).

And Hannibal baby, YOu know I cry now,
Anyways I see you are being pursued like Daytona 500, You know the drill  

I feel u . . . . .I know u cry but reduce the croc tears when i cannot pay for the miu miu.

skfa1:
May he is using 3 network, sometimes there is a network problem with 3

You are wicked. . . . . 3 of all networks.
I can't stand it.

The Sly:
I didn't hang up. . . . . .Seriously, It was network problem.

Network problem in Kent??
SLY, u are a flaming criminal.

dreeldee:
Hannibal infact it's as hard as a diamond

Cut me some slack, abeg!!!!
Some women use fake tears to power their selfish wet dreams home!!!

onyinye2:
Hannibal, if you are in a relationship with a woman who still says "meanie" and cries over something like that, you need to rethink your relationship.

Women are THE SAME everywhere.
From age 9-90. . . .  .They show the same attributes and characteristics.
Jealousy, Envy, Indecision. . . . .  .Some women get jealous of your football club. . . . That is how bad they can get.

onyinye2:
Hannibal you have a heart of stone.

Not really. . . . . I can't stand it when a woman resorts to emotional blackmail to get her way.

Mary: Hello Darling, i was hoping we should go out this evening and see 2 or 3 movies @ Showcase.
Hannibal: Sorry, Man Utd is playing in Europe tonight. . . . .I can't go to the movies.

Mary: ******sobs****** How can u do this to me? You are a meanie and reh reh reh. Is Man Utd more important than me?
Hannibal: ******Hangs up the phone.********

How does this equate a HEART OF STONE??

The Sly:
It doesn't change nothing. . . . . . .because i know you wont die at the end of the day!
So cry on. . . . . .I am so used to it.

The worst is when they cry while talking on the phone. . . . .
I'ma just be like. . . . .Hello? Hello?? Are u there?. . .I can't hear u??
Then I'ma get me a paper and scratch it with the bottom of my phone and the next thing she's gon hear is . . .Beep. . . .Beep. . . . .Beep!

Take them too serious. . . . .You stand the chance of dieing before your time.

Crying over the fone just kills it for me.
That's the highest level of emotional blackmail.
I hang up the fone once i sense it coming. . . . .
If i wanna hear a woman cry on the fone, then i would watch Genevieve or Dakore on Nollywood.

Chat2MeBac:
Was that a trick question or what? ,
Even pitbulls have their soft, softer and even softest sides,

No trick question. . . . . . .I just feel a pitbull like u cannot be found crying in any circumstance.

@ Chat2MeBac,

Do u really cry??  

See me see wahala oo. You dare talk about 2nd round, when I cannot get you to go for 1 without you falling asleep on top, under, or by the side of me   , Abeg! Nonsense,

Hilarious!!!
U mean the 1 after the boxing bout??
Those were the nights u were on aphrodisiacs.

Real men, if you are responsible for the cries must as a matter of fact apologies.

It does not matter whether it is crocodile or not. I have done that a number of times and it is part of the tonic needed if your marriage or relationship will work.

apologies if you know that you are responsible.

Chat2MeBac, i hope u are reading this.
If u want me apologies, keep the crocodile tears away when i say 2 rounds is enuff for the night.
Capice??

God for bid, The coroner, whom just happened to be my cousin on my Mother's father's Mother's side, concluded that he died of a massive attack in his sleep.  I warned him to ease up of those jerked pork and Maccaroni pies I made him every week

I have a cousin's cousin in the FBI.
They should look into this case. . . . . This smells like MURDER ad not a natural death.

Loads? Why not pack them and give to your poor folks to better their lives instead of doing yahooyahoo?

I don't beg for a living. . . . .Stop equating every geezer to your vagrant boy/fs/

Why this absolute hatred for Ilesha? Ilesha woman dump you? abeg no spoil our name because we are currently attracting millions and LOADS of investors.

I don't hate Ilesha. . . .Just stating a fact.
How can any Ilesha babe dump me?? 90% of em are mentally deranged like you.
The FG knew Ilesha breeds criminals so they built a gigantic prison yard for y'all.

No I am NOT, I am happily widowed and I intend to stay that way.  Let's just say my late husband took out a massive insurance policy and I refuse to share it with some loser. So I am just livin ma life like it's golden jare  ,  But I can hook your brother up with one of my "Spice girls"

Are u sure u didn't strangle your husband??

DeepZone:
You are telling me is very easy for you to garner 100K pounds from women? hahaha, i don laugh, why are you still poor then?

From a single woman. . . .Yes, i can.
There are loads of em in the city willing to give out but then. . . . i am not POOR like ur loser boy/fs/
Me take home pay is more than enough for me.

PS
Ilesha is no ghetto.

Ilesha is a ghetto. . . . . . .The only BIG thing u have got there is a maximum security PRISON.

DeepZone:
It's not the value of the money that matters but the quantity you have. Abrahomivich can have billions of euros for all I care but warren Buffet has a lower valued dollar but in higher quantity.

Stop arguing like a doofus.
U asked how many women are millionaires in the UK?  I replied by saying ma problem was only £100k according to the instance u cited.
Whats the correlation between Warren Buffet n £100k??
The ghetto blood platelets of Ilesha is yet to leave u. . . . .

I can't stand a woman crying. . . . .I flee from the scene.
However, i can easily spot crocodile tears.

DeepZone:

I don't need their money. . . .
Why not tell your vagrant boy/fs to fly down to the UK rather than licking your fartish ass for a piece of burger??

Where in UK is this money sef? millionaires abound only in US and Moscow abeg. I'm sure peasants like you will accept to change Oprah's sanitary pad for $10 per hour.

Your stupidity knows no bounds.
Anyone with as little as £500k in the UK is a millionaire in dollars.
Besides, your example was citing $200k heart surgery. . . . .Many women in the UK can afford to £100k.
Geddit?

Chat2MeBac:
Hmmmmmmmmmm, Is that so? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Very much so. . . . . .

DeepZone:
Why not hook them now abi your sausage no dey sound again?

I don't need their money. . . .
Why not tell your vagrant boy/fs to fly down to the UK rather than licking ur fartish ass for a piece of burger??

eldee:
Average graduating age of Nigerian private schools is 16-17
If we agree that he's been in love with her for sometime, then the estimate is 15 year old

Besides it's grossly unprofessional to have relationships with your clients/customers' children

It beats me. . . . . . .
Falling in love with one's student. . . . How silly can a man get??

DeepZone:
Where are these billions of women? Keep dreaming!!!!!!!
Which woman wants a baby daddy that bad?

Come to the UK and i would show u women that are willing to share their wealth 50-50 for a piece of "black sausage".

DeepZone:
Braggart!!! Men like you will rather die than heed the voice of reasoning. What's so extraordinary about kissing my farty ass as long as it'll solve your problem?

I won't. . . .
Let it be known there are billions of women out there that would give me more than your $200k cos they love me face.
I think u should shove ur $200k up your snatch with the aid of KY Jelly.

DaPhoenix n Onyinye. . . . . .Stop this childish kizzacks.

DeepZone:
Forget Funmi for a second, what about your kids?

Assuming you have a lovely daughter that has a hole in her heart and kanu nwankow refused surgery to her and your only option is to cough up $200K which you clearly do not have. Your only option to save her life is getting the money from Funmi and Funmi demands you kiss her farty ass before she gives you the money, won't you do it for your daughter's sake?

I would seek extra marital activities rather than kiss your farty ass . . .
Besides, i have got a mastermind. . . . . The only reason i am not married now is because i am putting enough in ma savings for unforseen contingencies like having to deal with a daughter with a hole in her heart.
I will not ask $1 from ma wifey if she is not ready to give. . . . So u can shove your $200k up your tampon socket.

notica:
[color=#990000][/color] I'm a Teacher of a private school in Lagos and i'm Deeply in Love with my Student.please advice me, thanks

How can u be deeply in LOVE with your own student??
Where is the decorum n scruples??
You are a flaming paedophile.

[quote author=$$Rhino link=topic=156175.msg2589819#msg2589819 date=1217538064]and why do want to go into a marriage when you already having a mind that it might work, a man is differentiated from a boy with his lvel of maturity and not money.[/quote]This is hardly the point!!!
The question is: When is a guy ready to MARRY?  The question is NOT. . . When is a guy ready for HAPPY MARRIAGE??

The Sly:
Key Key!!!!
You can't eat your cake and have it. . . . .so they say!
So you know how it would be if same issue is being presented back at you?
As for me. . . . .I'm cool with 95. . . . 5 . . . . . .Yup u heard me!
If She doesn't like it. . . . . . . . The exit door is always there.

I told DeepZone the same thing.
If she cannot cope with me policy. . . .She can feck off.
Who puts up with a spiteful, sheisty female

[quote author=$$Rhino link=topic=156175.msg2589782#msg2589782 date=1217537815]Money can't be the only factor, maturity has a lot to do with it as well.[/quote]Maturity has nuthing to do with this.
Any man with money can marry. . . . whether the marriage would last is open to anutha debate.

shuppie:
A guy is ready to marry if he has found his ideal woman that will be the kind of mother he wants to have his babies,

I disagree with you.

Money is the only factor here.
Many men found their partners and could not marry because of the financial constraint.

doyin13:
Of course they will be a detrimental effect at least in the short term.

You just do not replace 42 goals in a jiffy and besides the goals, the threat
he poses means teams have to pay attention to him, which opens space
for other players in the team.

United replaced Ruud's 44 goals a season by sharing the goals amongst all the squad players.
Rooney poses more threat than Ronaldo. . . . . .
Without Rooney and Apache doing all the running unselfishly. . . . . Ronaldo wouldn't have scored so many goals in one season.
The way Fergie built the team last season flatters Ronaldo. . . . The real hard-workers in the TRINITY are Wazza and El Apache.

debosky:
There's no need to fuss Jackal, i stick to my proposition - MU will be decidedly weaker without CR7

I never said you needed to lose many games, I said the number of DRAWS last season would've been higher without CR, and thats something that can't be denied.

In Ruud's final season how many goals did he score? Wasn't he already being eased out and sitting it out on the bench?

CR7 is CURRENTLY the mainstay of the UTD squad - they struggled in games he didn't feature, so despite all your blustering, his leaving would definitely create a vacuum. The goal scoring may be more balanced, but there will be a detrimental effect nonetheless.

Unfortunately, i stopped regarding ur proposition since 2006.
You proposition went from Nairaland to Nicaragua last season and u ended the season without a single trophy.
Just tell me why we should take u serious this time around.

Mention one game United struggled in without Ronaldo last season. . . . . . .
The best away game last season at Aston Villa was without Ronaldo. . . . (Giggs on the left, Nani on the right).
I watched United's season review this afternoon and the verve n panache the team showed at Villa park was the best last season.

In Ruud's final season, he was the Prem's highest goal scorer until he had problems with Fergie that condemned him to the bench.

lordimpaq:
u amaze me, really u do,

i can't wait to see u in london,

i'll be in jand in october,

can we hook up

Of course, we can.
I cannot wait to meet the 1st NL Gaynner.

When Is A Guy Ready To Marry?

A man is ready to marry when he has enough money to take care of his family.
Any woman fortunate to meet a man at this point is more likely to walk the aisle with him.