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@ HNIC,

Like the goal he scored with his hands in April?? U lots are pathetic.
Where was Ade when Anderson and Fletcher took matters in their own hands putting 4 past ur pathetic team??
Adebayor me bloody ass. . . . . . He has only scored 2 goals against Man Utd since he got to the PREM. . . .
Afonso Alves who joined the PREM lately has even done that so what are u screaming about. . .Ade is so wack he needs 20 chances to score 1 goal.

Edwin Van Der Sar and Petr Cech are better than Casillas. . . . . .
Iker me bloody foot. . . . . I cannot count the number of times Dinho, Etoo and Leo Messi disgraced him in La Liga.
The only top team goalies Iker is better are Pepe Reina n Almunia/Lehmann.

Dr Kitaun:
thats the reason why y'all are called scummies . . .very irrational in reasoning !

U are a Arrow!!!

How many Gaynners are really astute if we go pound to pound on this forum??
U of all people should know numbers don't make things solid. . . . .We are talking QUALITY, u are clutching at QUANTITY.
Any 2 of the United outfit would take y'all faggotz apart. . . . .Take a look at our member list and get back to us.
J Unit, Folahann, Toba1909(Mr Losting). . . . .Yours is the association of handicaps.
The next time u come here to sprout fuckery. . . . . .I shall have ur head as a trophy.

We RED DEVILS set the tone of this sports pages. . . . . we invented the language all y'all spew. . . .PLS RESPECT THAT!!!

doyin13:
I no even wan see again sef

make she carry dey go. . . .

Mama Oni Miliki

Doyin, don't give up easily.
Where's ur mental strength and fibre. . . .
Trust me, HR likes u.

doyin13:
so HR. Hotness

You dey push me aside eh

Na wa oo. . .

Man pikin don suffer

I wont push u aside, Doyin. . . .
I shall relay the commentaries to u in Swahili.

Kanu and Okocha are world class players. . . . .

:p

@ HR Hotness,

So u showed me different images??
Nasty girl!!!!

For the last time. . . . .Letz be having u on YM!!!

doyin13:
what is all this bizness . . .why do i seem to be always out of the loop

Its simply because u are too HOT for em gurls. . . .
Get some mallam tribal marks and maybe things would gel.

Dr Kitaun:
Tevez was fantastic at the Olympics 2004 but definitely NO ONE GAVE/GIVES A F@CK WHO THE SOUTH AMERICAN PLAYER OF THE YEAR IS !!!

Tevez is more of hype than substance

U dunno ur football then if u think Apache is all hype with NO SUBSTANCE.
Tell me the equivalent of any European club competition that Apache hasn't won in his career. . . and he is just 24.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=155158.msg2572393#msg2572393 date=1217287436]I wont be on for long. . . its your last chance. . take it or leave it [/quote]Last chance?? You must be dreaming!!!
Patch your YIM to me screen now. . . . .You may never have eyes as honourable as mine viewing u.
It's your last chance.

doyin13:
which kain Jane Bond runs be this. . . .abeg I was never good at puzzles

The chic ain't bad. . . . . .
Her ass is. . . . . . .erm, just imagine gumming a POT on Tina Turner's ass. . .
Too big for me liking so i am handing her over to you.

eldee:
Never even saw it from that view

Never under-estimate me eagle eyez!!!!

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=155158.msg2572363#msg2572363 date=1217287052]alright guys . . . images YIM [/quote]Wait a bloody minute.
I only do private shows . . . .
So arrange a special show for me and ditch Doyin to the gutter.

Sisikill:
@ Hannibal
Still? Eh ehI don't what else to do fa. I've cut my diet to 1 meal of sacarsm a day. I promise you, I did. Before it was morning, afternoon and night and snacking in between.

[I]*sigh*[/I]

I supposed I could cut it down some more. . . Maybe one glass a day.

******Hannibal shakes his head******. . . . .Sisikill will never change.

Still waiting for ur images. . . . .
Where are they??

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=153557.msg2572321#msg2572321 date=1217286161]Lol! Girl, you want to cause wahala with that last statement. If only they preserved the sperm of some real classy guys, the world would be a better place.
I love it when certain guys feel that they have class when the truth is that they have none. Guys can be real stupid. Their idea of class is based on physical attributes.
I would like to teach them what class means.
She's no adult. She's just not thinking straight jare. [/quote]The classless one in this episode is the woman. . . . .Can u not see that fact??

doyin13:
At least they knw they can dip a cucumber up there without encountering any resistance.

Helps with pre-intimacy and sturvs.

Let the wives of soldiers also try dipping eels up there.
Eels sliced into 2 equal halves ALIVE work like the willy.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=155158.msg2572276#msg2572276 date=1217285449]A married man shdnt go anywhere for that long, Period![/quote]3 years is nuthing!!!
Afterall, visits can be arranged. . . . .There are spring breaks and summer breaks to see each other . . .
What about women who have to go through with the fact that their husbands are in Prison for 5-12 years??

Sisikill:
LMAO! Let’s see be bitter or be an egocentric brat?

Hmm, yeah I’ll take bitter any day.

Now that we’ve established that. . . about me being bitter I mean, let’s move to the matter at hand. I want to ask you this, what are your thoughts on Empathy? Oh shoot, never mind that, the fact that you have a problem with my post, tells me you clearly don’t know anything about Empathy. The thing is, I’m not sure I want to waste my time explaining it to you but. . . what the heck, I’m bored anyway, so here goes. . .

The other girl. . . other girl you oh so conveniently want to ignore, who is stuck in the middle of OP’s drama has done nothing wrong. OP broke up with her boyfriend, he moved on to another person, OP twirls her hair, pouts her lips and decides she wants him back and he wants to go back. . . Fine, good, I say congratulations to both of them but Mr. Boyfriend is not as self-centered as OP, see he has a little bit of conscience, he wants the girl to finish her internship and leave in peace, so she won’t be humiliated. Madam here stumps her feet, flings herself to the floor and wails about how unfair it is because she wants what she wants when she wants it. Let the other girl suffer through the agony of her boyfriend going back to his ex and the pitying looks from co-workers, who cares. . . right? As long as OP’s Wiwwle fweeings aren’t hurt. LMAO!

Look if the other girl was the cause of OP’s break up and this was OP’s chance to get back at her, I promise you I’ll be the first person cheering her on but that’s not the case here. She’s still going to get her guy at the end, just let the poor girl leave with her dignity intact. . . is that too much to ask?

Abeg call me bitter oh jare, call me sour, call me. . . call me whatever, I will proudly have it laminated on my chest before I identify with inconsiderate ninnies

Jeebus! I do sound bitter, don’t I. . . Ah, I guess there is a thin line between bitter and frustration at how women continue to treat each other like crap over a man but Whachugonna do, eh? Oops, there is that pesky sarcasm again. *sigh*

Ohh Mee Gosh. . . . .
I will start taking u serious when u quit the sarcasm.
Is that what u feed on everyday??

onyinye2:
If you find it so noble, why don't you answer this,

Everything u said can still happen on the streets.

Robbers kill people on a daily basis in Lagos. . .
Auto accident, Plane Crash, Heart Attacks, HIV, Katrina, Plague, whatever-----whatever.
Death can meet anyone anywhere. . . . . It doesn't have to be in the battle.

doyin13:
Hmm. . . .

It has always surprised me, the whole thing about Carlitos in South America.

I remember at Corinthians, when Carlos Alberto and some other chap that later ended up at Lyon used
to outplay him, he still got all the shine. That Kia dude orchestrated one publicity hullabaloo.

Santos with Robinho also put some ass whipping on the Corinthians team with Tevez.

So how did Tevez end up being the most expensive player in the whole continent?? Hype??
How did he also win the best player in the Brazilian league as an Argy??
Something that never happened for many decades. . . . .Brazilians n Argies don't dig themselves so do the math.
Apache was a class act in South America. . . . .I don't even think he can play up to that level again.
Did u see him in 2004 at the olympics??

chika98:
lol no woman wants to hear that she's fat.

Says who??
Some women don't give a RAT about it.

ibkaye:
Lol nope
I live in your 'endz'
am a londoner, get me?

Endz just sealed ur story for me.
U are one of us. . . . . .
No wonder Eldee n SLY are always looking out for u.

ibkaye:
Lol I'm from the north but it doesn't mean I live there

For real??
I thunk u live in Borno/Zamfara.

ibkaye:
Hmm, personally, i would not be comfortable with my husband going to war.
Sorry, what is NDA?

Nigerian Defence Academy in Zaria.

ibkaye:
Oh ok, well if that is the way you feel about it, cool, thankyou for contributing

Ibkaye, be a hero's wife. . . . . marry a soldier.
Good thing for u. . . . .NDA is nearer to u than many peops.

ibkaye:
Lol, not at all, just trying to make you see how serious the situation is, coincidence i guess

Okay!!!

Anyways, ma wife knew i was a soldier before we got married.
She shoulda screened me out in the dating stage. . . .
I just wanna serve me fatherland. . . .no woman can stop me from doing just that.

ibkaye:
Are you serious? With all the bullets roaming around etc, I'm not talking about paintball o, this is the real thing  
As in your life is at stake, I'm sure that she will constantly be thinking about your well being and dreading the thought of one day receiving a phone call from the army about your death, God forbid such bad thing, it is only natural for her to worry about such things

Well, I guess it's always good to be optimistic, but reality is important also

How do u know i paint-ball??
I am beginning to think u are psychic.

big father:
Generally, there are certain things women do not want to hear from men whether as a joke or abuse. Watch out for comments like…

•You are fat: I’m yet to find a woman who smiles at this comment as it is always a bomb shell. Men who say this end up with unkind remarks or outright insult from their victims.

•You look like your father: Her father might be the Duke of Ulla or the leader of Niger Delta Peace Troops, but the thought of linking her feminine nature with that of a man (her father), is surely not a very fantastic one. Although this may go well with the ‘macho woman,’ does any man want to be married to another masculine creature? Men need women and real ones. Or if you must link her with ‘daddy,’ look for nice attributes she genuinely possesses.

•How old they are: There is a joke that a woman who mentions her age freely is either too young for the class she has found herself or too old to lose anything, talking about it. Age is a subtle issue with women, so wise guys should concentrate on their beauty and mental ability than try to find out how old they really are.

•The difference between them and their mother in-laws: A man will do himself a whole lot of good if he can keep his mother out of his conversation with his wife. Sorry mum, not that mothers should be abandoned, but the comparison should be kept silent. Remember that your mum gave birth to you and has been seeing you through life’s stages, while your spouse only met you when you were probably ‘made’ and tries to relate with the mature you, who is obviously hiding some aspect of childhood life. So, mummy relates with you, coping and understanding your weaknesses, while your partner hopes and prays for a change of attitude that may never occur. They both love you; mum knows that is the way you are, while wife wonders why you should be that way. Mum’s food might be sweeter because you’re used to it, but you can’t remain a boy eating mum’s food when your mates are raising families and growing up.

•You nag: Have you ever tried to tell a lady she talks too much or she is bothering you with her noise? She could do an unthinkable thing, so keep off after the thoughtless comment.

•Other women: A woman cannot find it in her wildest imagination why you should compare her female counterparts, let alone her friends who you feel are doing better in any area of life. Although this is a weakness on its own, if there are qualities you would love to see in your partner, find the right words and ways to say them when she would be prepared to hear them. Do not talk from the position of criticism.

Touche. . . . . . .
Thanx for the lecture, bruv!

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh. . . . Ibkaye, How old are u and are u FAT??

ibkaye:
As in, maybe she will be thinking about the major risks? Your well being etc

I can take care of meself.

I would gladly allow me wife to go to WAR.
Why wouldn't she allow me??

onyinye2:
But it sounds kind of selfish to me. Yes in the long run, it might work out, but what about the present?? Are you willing to kiss your child goodbye as they cry merciless for you to stay?? Are you willing to watch your wife shed tears because it would be a while before you meet again??

What is selfish in this arrangement.
The man wants to better himself in the job market and cater for his family. . . . . .and y'all are complaining.
Would u feel the same way if he was going to Prison??

Busta:
am with u on that note oh!
which kan 3 years . . . u can put a price on education but u can never put a price on love and family

It seems u are forgetting the fact that his degree would lead to a good job that would feed wives n kids.
Why are women not as far-sighted as men??