₦airaland Forum

doyin13:
I still think he needs to bulk up a bit more.

He improved a bit at the tail end of the season, but I am struggling
to see much of an upside to his game.

Ronaldo is naturally gifted, Nani not so much.

I disagree with you.
Nani is better than Ronaldo of 2004/05 season. . . . . . Nani can cross the ball better and his dead balls(corner-kicks) are top draw.
All he needs now is knowing when to release the ball instead of caressing it like Debosky cuddles Loyika in their homosexual menage a trois.

debosky:
what are you going on about now? what thread did I get locked? Stop smoking that adulterated weed mate, its messing with your cognitive abilities

Yes. . . . . . .The thread was locked for more than 15 minutes.
I don't smoke weed. . . . .Doyin knows i am clean with drugs n tobacco. . . .
Me only vice is supporting Man Utd and copping a squat on wussies like ya.

davidylan:
1. I'm sure some folks are chuckling to themselves when they read such falsehood as "us good christians". Perhaps you can show me in your bible where such a thing as a "good christian" exists.

2. You're chilled and your BP is normal - i'm relieved . . . you post like u'd burst a nerve in a second.

3. One happy family? - With buddhists and snake worshippers? Even Christ called the pharisees a generation of vipers, not one happy family with Him. You might want to look for your unbiblical "happy family" elsewhere.

4. Dont bring religious issues to sports - shows how daft you are . . . just look at the topic and ask yourself who broke your new rule.

5. cretinous oaf - its ok, u have to practice your vocabulary somehow.

Can someone shut this simpleton up for good. . . . . .
Wait a minute. . . . .are u obsessed with me or what is ur fucking problem??
I cannot help a lost case like u. . . . . .seek professional help, u idiot.

Lemme look at the idiotic response u came up with after 90 mins. . . . It seems ur brain is in hibernation.
DV-Lottery is a bitch for allowing uneducated airheads like u the opportunity to travel out. . . .U are not making the best use of it.

Of course, there are good Christians. . . . .The ones that do not HATE their neighbours or prosecute them.
There are also hypocrites and the Pharisees like u who come up with every germ of lie in the Bible to power home ur selfish opinion.
What we are saying here is simple. . . . .Grow up and stop acting like a village tyrant.

Jesus called the Pharisees brood of vipers BUT Paul ate with unbelievers too. . . .If u don't reach out to them, how would they know the way.
If the Missionary didn't rwach out to ur idol worshipping and cannibalistic forefathers, would u David aka Mr Know-All know Jesus??
Why can't u just lock urself somewhere and examine ur shallow mentality for once in ur pathetic life??
For a half-baked graduate from a division 5 tertiary institution, i am grossly disappointed with ur inane reasoning.

doyin13:
On to football issues. . . . . . .

Opinions on Nani for this season are sought.

And I don't need your hyperbole ridden posts Jackal.

Honest analysis welcomed.

Nani would be like Ronaldo of 2005-06. . . . . . Doing all the hard work but with an appaling final ball.
I think this is where Leo Messi excels than his contemporaries. . . . . .Just watch Messi's passes and final ball??
The Argy is mercurial. . . . . .I wish Cristiano Ronaldo and others can learn one or two from him. . . .

However, what Messi lacks. . . . . Ronaldo/Nani have got that in abundance. . . .

@ Debosky,

The next time u poke shots at me and run to the Mods to lock the thread, i shall cop a squat and shit in ur Charlie Chaplin face.
Cowardice is a female trait, STOP IT. . . . . .Never start what u dont intend finishing.

davidylan:
Why is "attacking muslims" suddenly of importance to you?
Got tired of abusing others on the Man Utd thread as usual and decided to vent your frustration elsewhere sir defender of the muslim?

Take a chill pill, even the muslims were more restrained in their response. Not so for rabid dogs on heat.

It's important to me because u are making us "good Christians" to be bad. . . .You are damaging our image with your self-centred opinion.
Dude, i know your life is full of empty promises and broken dreams but Muslims weren't responsible for your accursed miserable painful life,
I am chilled. . . .ma BP is normal . . . .You should be the one to chill and go back to your sexuality thread where your low intelligence is celebrated.
Don't bring religious issues to SPORTS. . . .We are one HAPPY FAMILY here. . Muslims, Christians, Buddhists, Snake Worshippers n reh reh reh.
One would think traveling abroad would have reformed your bush ways but u have actually gotten worse. . . . You cretinous oaf!

davidylan:
Little minds would agree to just about anything that supports their warped view of the world.

What has growing up in a moslem compound to do with fundamental issues that affect a large portion of the population? Does that mean i had the quran printed all over my front gates?

Why oh why do we have mental 5yr olds everywhere?

That is why u always have a hidden agenda when anything muslim springs up?
Why can't u just grow up and act like an adult once in your moronic and idiotic miserable life.
Even though u were abused by a Mallam. . . . .Forgive and move the Bleep on instead of constituting a nuisance on a public forum.
Look at the number of Nairaland members who know so much about your Anti-Islamic animal rants. . . . Christianity does not preach HATRED.
What a minger!!!! You disgust Christ!!

For someone with the brain capacity of a tse-tse fly, its a no-brainer that you're not much of an individual with a particularly impressive mental accuity.

Look who's talking.
Are u sure u didn't lose 90% of ur intelligence when ur scalp was eroded??
Bloody dork going about everywhere attacking Muslims. . . . . .If u don't like em. . . .why not hang urself??

Dr Kitaun:
@Hannibal

stupid irritant   mendacious hound dog . . .  

u never give up do u ? why don't u just open your eyes well and go through what your fellow scummie wrote ? is it that difficult for u o decipher what accident befell him ?  

I have said it again and again that your camp beget more roaches than u can handle  . . .IDOTS !    

as per my wife giving birth soon . . .u should be saying congratulations , at least it shows unlike u I AM POTENT !    

THE SO MANY TESTS You HAVE DONE REVEAL You ARE IMPOTENT . . .LAWD HAVE MERCY ON UR SOUL      . . .the only thing it has turned u to is a BRAGGART BEHIND UR 'PUTA      

U can send ur wife over to the UK to prove my virility . . . .What a spastic human mutt!!!

Name any Gaynner i didnt influence on this forum and i would give u $1000.
Y'all are useless, idiotic and brainless.

Lest i forget. . . . . .Congrats for making ur wife pregnant after 13 years.
If i were u, i would do a paternity test immediately after the kid is born. . . .There's 90% likelihood i am the father!!
However, if by accident the kid is urs. . . . name him Eboue.

nyabinghi:
Daviddylan is an unrepentant gay. Are u guys still suprised. He is a complete numpty-dumpty. He is overtly intolerant of people of diverse religious views.

I agree 100%.
He has the brain capacity of a tse-tse fly.
To think he actually grew up in a moslem compound and yet he still sprouts like a braindead specimen speaks volume.

Dr Kitaun:
@Hannibal

I always knew u were/are not clever at all . . .waste pipe !

u should have known that the idiot that posted that sh@t is a scummie . . . trying to post and quote but as usual THEY NEVER KNOW HOW TO GET IT RIGHT

what of Cassiel ? who is she ? save for licking your d@ck here what does she analyse . . .how Bomoi is f@cking 'em wayward girls inn ABJ ?

COME OFF IT DUDE !!!! get a brain ! it can't be too hard to buy at the nearest market in LEEDS

I was about going to the ATM to get some money so u can buy some artificial intelligence.

That moniker was yours. . . . . U posted in error and now u are trying to save ur skin. . . .Bloody ninny.
Cassiel knows more about football than u do. . . . .all those ur Jehovah Jireh analysis does not wash with me, hombre.
U need to go back to school and learn some basic principles of football knowledge.
How is ur wifey?? Heard she is putting to bed soon.

doyin13:
But I know plenty horror movie stars wey fine wella.

I agree but DeepZone needs no make up artist to look like one!!!
She is naturally UGLY!!!

And come dey claim internet beauty?  

Empty Barrels make the loudest noise.
U of all people should know that.
One look at DeepZone would tell u. . . .  .She looks like a horror movie star.

Pataki:
Go and soak your head in the ice-tub.

Na so you worwor reach?

You can get a JEW man for co-habitation. Consult DeepShit for available offers.

Shylladear is a dwarf.
She makes the midget in Lori le music video look like a GIANT.

Do you fart, yes or no? Why is farting a Funmi thing here?

Your FARTS are legendary.
China is about to make em Bio-nuclear weapons.

DeepZone:


This is hatred for women at it's peak. You are rejecting what you don't have,ehn?

Hatred?? U made urself a laughing stock, woman.
I cannot imagine u having orgasms. . . . . .It would be a series of malodourous and putrescent FARTS after the other. . .
May God save ur hubby!!!!

DeepZone:
_{Dude bangs wall holes, .}

Just like u shag Plantain, Cucumbers and Eels.

onyinye2:
I wish you had the opportunity to have labour. see you change.

Why should i have that opportunity.
I have done me bit of fertilising a woman's ovary. . . . .Let her do her job by bringing forth a child.
If these labour pains are what women describe then why do y'all make babies??

DeepZone:
Don't mind that Jew man that take out his sexual frustrations on women.

U are still a ponce!!!

AEjiro:
i feel women like going dere because those that can't concieve wont stop crying

I agree with u. . . . . .from one church to one witchdoctor. . .
They all love going to the labour room and those screams n pains are temporary.
Once they leave the labour room, they are itching to shag their hubbies again.

DeepZone:
More like Delusional University of ikotun Egbe.

You are a ponce!!

shylladear:
@deepzone
don't mind him oh
ezigbo anuofia kobu

Nkita Ara.

shylladear:
@hannidal
are u guys not the ones that embarrass your self when you see a girl talk less of when she is naked and here u are talking
(don't mind him oh he also begs for it)  

Embarrass??

DeepZone:
Did you attend the university of disrespecting women?

Nah. . . . . I bagged a degree in the university of realism!!

DeepZone:
Our men needs total rehabilitation. Unbelievable!!!!!! Is this the mentality of men we breed in Nigeria nowadays? Obafemi Awolowo will be writhing in pains in his grave for how his male descendants are behaving towards women. Nonsense!!!

Debosky's estimates are even on the high side.
Naija women don't need up to that to shag!!!!
Give em a Visa card to play with(without spending) and you're dead sure of shagging her that night.
DeepZone's comrades in Naija are the cheapest commodity any man can buy.

ibkaye:
Abeg, stop acting like only men enjoy sex

Thank u, ma dear.
Lets ask her what favours women do their dildos??

DeepZone:
So the legs we open for them now and then for their utmost pleasure is not enough? What else do they want?

Why are u making this sound like only MEN enjoy sex??
U open y'all legs because of itchy clitoris. . . . Nuthing else.

DeepZone:
When I do a man a FAVOR by marrying him, I expect him to return the favor by maintaining his hair lines and virility and not becoming bald and impotent after ten years like Hannibal.

U are a super prat!!!
How dare u compare me to that toad u call a husband??
He is bald, an eunuch with eyes like a hungry crocodile.

KunleOshob:
Words of an idiot on the marble

And these are the words of a lost soul and a social reprobate on a platter of gold.

DeepZone:
OMG!!! You think these women that get fat are happy they did so? If you love a woman, you will always love her even if she's 400 pounds, thats what love is all about. Why is it that men expect women to remain the same way they married them but they themselves change from hunk to pot bellied Pataki?

When a man buys BMW. . . . . .He doesn't expect it to grow fat to be a humungous truck. . .
Granted, BMW would get OLD but it won't grow in size.
When i marry a size 10 chic, i expect her to maintain that size till her grave NOT become 400 pounds like Deepzone.

DeepZone:
Please stop giving excuses for your shortcomings. Men are greedy and they always think that money is all women need to be comfortable without knowing that the emotional part of us is more important that their goddamn money.

When men don't provide. . . . Y'all complain. . . .
When they go out there to hustle and bring food to the table . . .Y'all still complain they are never around.
Y'all ladies don't know what u want!!!!  It's about time u start marrying one another.