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DeepZone:
How many men are "up to" the aforementioned qualities these days? It's either he provides financially but turns around to run around in Abuja with other women thereby shying away from providing emotionally or vice versa.

Men would shy away providing emotionally cos women like u are clueless.
Once u tie a man down, u believe everything stops there. . . . Do u care to check what u must do to keep him in line??
A chic like u who thinks staring at boobs is enough to relieve a man's sexual tension is LOST!!!

DeepZone:
His expectation shouldn't be beyond your presence there. As long as he's starring at your boobs, the pressure from work should reduce abruptly.

Thanks for telling us u date pervs and serial wankers.
Little did u know ur boy-friends go back home to self-service after staring at ur boobs and bushy pelvis during the day.

dayokanu:
I am talking about top draw saves you are mentioning Henry's cushion header.

Casillas is over 6 ft and he should be about the same height with Dino Zoff and Oliver Kahn who are probably the greatest Keeper of all time.

I am more than convinced that you only watch EPL if you are trying to play down the wacky Madrid defence.

Anything Madrid achieves half the credit goes to Iker

You are an idiot. . . .I presume!!!
Sergio Ramos, Cannavaro, Gabriel Heinze. . . . . . what else does Casillas need?? A German tank??
What about the protective cover of Mahmodu Diarra plus Madrid's superb quick counter-attacks.
Attack is the best form of defence. . . . .This was why Spain was able to weather the storm with their wacky defence.
Opponents were more worried defending their goal than attacking the Spaniards. . . . .Casillas ma foot.
Is he better than Brad Friedel??

DeepZone:
You are not "up to" seeing my _undies, sorry babe.

He cannot see your undies simply because u don't wear one.
Ya mates told us u love going commando.
Flaming Amazon. . . . . I am sure u are from the Amazon forest in Brazil.

ritchboy:
Now heres my 2 cents concerning the keane argument.
A)keane is worth every penny 'pool payed for him.anybody who thinks otherwise is either hasnt been watching him over the last 3 seasons.
B)he is AS GOOD AS, but not better than, any arsenal striker.
C)judging by performances, he is better than henry as at the time he left arsenal.henry was a shaddow of himself in 06/07,irrespective of two 'wonder goals' against 'pool n blackburn.

U must be very intelligent. . . . . .
I am impressed!!!!
How can anyone slate Robbie Keane(20+ goals per season) in the last 2 seasons in a pathetic team like Tottenham.
He is the top scorer(of all time) for ROI with 33 goals in 81 appearances. He is worth every penny.
His deal makes more sense than the 20 milla shelled on Antonio Reyes in 2004.

rikkyjen:
Yes ooooo!!!

I still use the word like crazy hereActually, its spelt and pronounced as "Ju", not the typical Jew. .  The young/middle age Naija folks i know here use the word loosely in describing a not too smart and not too sharp guy as most people previously wrote.

(Ju boy). . .sp, ( Another word for Bolo, Zebe, Sumonu et al)

Ju boy is not a new slang. . . . . . I have known it for ages now. . . . .
It's a word coined for the MUGUs of these world. . . . . Bush babes like DeepZone.

[quote author=@#*xen link=topic=17491.msg2576203#msg2576203 date=1217345764]@Hannibal

shut the bloody hell up . . .

F@ck's wrong with ya ?

every tom, privates and harry know that y'all are scumtwats, 2mouthed dolts, irritants all rolled into one . . . maybe u can compete with d worst of us

I leave u to Folahann, Javaprince and Toba to deal with

Yo what your problem with the red devils, u mind the way u converse withour fans or you get your filthy ass whooped up,you ass anal freaky gays [/quote]Who is this again??
So many peops hiding behind a mask to taunt the Hannibal.
Ma educated guess. . . . . . . . .This is Loyika's brother.

@ Doyin,

What defence are we talking about??
Vidic did not take part against Barcelona(Both legs). . . . .It wasn't as if Van Der Sar's goal wasn't peppered with shots.
The big Dutch dealt with everything accordingly. . . . . .Casillas can stop shotz but is he commanding?? Communication ?? Hell Nah.
VDS has been over consistent. . . . . . The last time he won UCL was 13 years ago . . . .That alone speaks volume.
Even at Fulham(a lowly rated team). . . . he was tidy.

DeepZone:
Of course we know you went to college in Tsunami and Eritrea.

Silly chic. . . . .
May Thunder rip ur thong into bits. . . U think i am half-baked like ya??
Don't lemme open ur can of worms. . . . .U attended College of Education in Ilesha.
Bush woman. . . . . after lectures, u go to the bush to hunt for squirrels n grass-cutters.
Thank God for DV-Lottery. . . . . .U should be hawking akara balls in Osun State.

DeepZone:
Before nko? You and Pataki that was in _{or buccanner.} I can see his picture in the " of Nigeria".

I didn't even school in Nigeria so hang that.
ko. . . . .Eiye or Pirate ni.

DeepZone:
Oniranu; It's your brother hannibal that thinks it's unusual for a man to smother and shower a woman with gifts for so long without asking for a bed race. That guy is a pervert.

Thunder fire your keyboard and your titties for calling me a perv!!
Flaming ninny.

DeepZone:
What do you mean by no future? Dude has a future just that he wants to take it slow and steady. Every man is not a tiger like the perverted generation of men we have now. Men like that are hard to find. They may not be up to 5 in the history of nairaland. At least, DavidDylan is one.

Men like these are poofs. . . . . . They sacrifice their urges and go back to their bedroom reading porn magazines with their greasy finger-tips.

Henry, I repeat HENRY was sold at 16m, are you saying Keane is worth even Half of T14??

As at the time Henry was sold, Robbie Keane was better than Thierry Henry.
Only an idiot would disagree.

DeepZone:
Honestly I do not know who wired you. You need serious rewiring. What happened to the old time romance when men were men? Ask your father, it probably took him 3 years or even after marraige to sleep with your mother. Just tell me why waiting for a year is too slow?

You are a muggins!!!

In the days of your father and mother. . . . .They were very happy watching Mighty Igor on a big Black n White Telly with 4 legs as a stand.
These days, it's TV plamsa n LCD screens . . . . . In other words, times have changed. . . . .the media exposure is staggering so take a cue.
Who waits donkey years to sample his specimen??
In the next few years, chics like u would be complaining u got married to an eunuch/impotent geezer. . . . .Keep boxing urself into a corner.

HNIC:
@ Hannibal
I was trying to dig up your post where you went on and on about how Ade was this and that, bla, bla bla
when AC Milan and Barca were chasing him.
How things change
Now he needs 20 chances to score 1
Now he has only scored 2 goals against Manure(like the one he scored in 06/07 season wasn't the winning goal )
Now he can only be world class in an Arsenal team.

U don't seem to get the point. . . . .Adebayor is a class act in a team like Arsenal . . . .
He is a big fish in a small pond. . . . .If he joins United today, he would be a small fish in a big pond.

a)Which Manure striker(STRIKER) got 30 goals last season?
b)Robbie Keane better than any Arsenal striker?
c)The whole football fraternity is questioning Rafa's sanity for signing Robbie 'Miss all' Keane(28 years) for 20 million and you are saying he's better than any striker in Arsenal?

a) We don't have a recognised centre forward so it is understandable Rooney/Tevez couldn't bag 30 goals.
b) Name one Arsenal striker better than Robbie Keane . . . . .
c) The deal is £18 million which may rise to £20 mill. . . . . . Y'all should stop foaming in the mouth. Henry was sold for £16 mil at 30.

dayokanu:
VDS made one save in 3 UCL games (Balacks shove on Ferdinand) in the final. Which top draw save are you talking about. Is it against Barca who did not have any shot on target for 180 minutes.

Against Roma, De Rossi blew their best chance to the North Pole like someone who took Power Horse. Remind me of 3 top saves VDS made from q-finals to finals. Not penalties please. 5 games. I think Vidic and Ferdinand were awesome. United would still have gotten to the finals without a keeper.


Teams didnt score a goal does not mean the keeper saved goal attempts

This is why i say u don't watch European games. . . . . U only read on goal.com.

How can u not remember Vucinic's flicked header that produced the best save of the tournament. . . .
Ferdinand had to do the cleaning up as Panucci was closing in to slam home the rebound.

Henry's stinger at Nou Camp when he came on. . . . .The same kinda shot Babel powered against Cech and scored . . .
Don't tell me u were blind to see that too. . . . .What about Henry's header at OT from a corner kick and his curler that was well saved by Edwin.
Dayo. . . . stop reading from goal.com. . . . . .watch these matches. . . . I can send United's season review DVD to u.

DeepZone:
This guys sense of humour is totally different from yours. You are a warthog and will demand for cash back immidiately but some guys like to take it gently because what they have in between their legs comes with their emotions. Why should you call him a Jew man?

Too much of everything is BAD.

When u are too slow to act. . . .u are a classic MUGU.
I would rather be called a PITBULL than a Jew Man. . . . . .Tsssk. . .tssssk.
Some men are dawdlers.

tkb417:
@Hannibal
of course, Cassiel is sure berra than Debosky and Loyika put together

Thats affirmative!!!

abeg, who are we buying
we need a striker!!!

The media are suggesting Thierry Henry, Huntelaar, Rasheed Yekini and Chrisantus.

DeepZone:
Yea man, where are your brothers?

So, it's now a sin for a man to be romantic?

I thunk kissing is an arm of being romantic.
So are u saying a man who ONLY showers gifts needlessly is 100% romantic?
If this act is so cool, i don't think the gurl would say the man is a JEW man.

He is a Jew man, a slacker, a serial self-servicer, a doofus, a dolt, a dork, a mope, a lounger.
A bad epitome of REAL MEN.
DeepZone, breeds like that are better off castrated.

Dr Kitaun:
@Hannibal

shut the bloody hell up . . .

F@ck's wrong with ya ?

every tom, privates and harry know that y'all are scumtwats, 2mouthed dolts, irritants all rolled into one . . . maybe u can compete with d worst of us

I leave u to Folahann, Javaprince and Toba to deal with

Look at this muggins. . . . .

I can name more than 20 Man Utd fans here that would stand toe to toe with the best of y'all Gaynners.
Debosky(who happens to be ur best analyst) is not better than Cassiel(our female member) . . . never mind Rikky, Coded guy or J-K.

@ Dr Kit,

U have missed it completely.

I predicted United would tie with Arsenal on points after MATCHDAY 10. . . . .and it came to pass.
I predicted Arsenal would finish TROPHYLESS. . . . . .and it came to pass.
I also predicted United would lose 5 matches and STILL win the Premiership as early as august last year and it came to pass.
Jackstradamus is still me name. . . . . . .By 1st week in August, i shall have the full details of where y'all would finish.

@ Dayokanu,

Use ur head more. . . . . .Van Der Sar made more daring saves than any goalkeeper in the Euros.
Just look at the group games and get baq to us. . . .

In the UCL. . . . .my dayz. . . . .Van Der Sar didn't concede any goal at OT throughout the campaign.
He was too good. . . . making world class saves against creme de la creme strikers of Europe.
Meanwhile. . . .a very poor Roma team went to the Bernabeu and made Iker look like Ike Shorunmu.

Same Roma team that couldn't score a goal in 4.5 HRS of football against Edwin.

debosky:
You filthy two mouthed hound. . . isn't it this same Ade that you claimed was world class?

Ade is world class for a team as pathetic as Arsenal!!!

In other news, what is the world of footie coming to when Keane who is 28 and never won anything except CC is going for 19mill?
I think Spurs should come buy me, I should be worth at least 10 mill
I am comparing the evolution of the sides - quality as far as AW is concerned comes from consistency, telepathic understanding and blending over the long term, not cobbling together stars as some would want.

Robbie Keane not winning anything except CC has to do more with his team than his individual brilliance.
We all know Keane is a brilliant striker. . . . .Better than any striker in Arsenal
Agreed??

Dr Kitaun:
what has my query directed to Debosky got to do with u

That question is very silly, u Arrow!!!
Debosky's brain is hibernating so i felt the need to help him out. . . .
What am i even doing in this moronic thread of yours. . . . . Stupidity reigns SUPREME here.

what are u on about ? severally here u have slated people criticizing Ade but 4 your usual bunkumery to come to the fore, all one needed do was mention his scoring against Manure and u go gaga-ly 2 mouthed

why am I not surprised ? na your way . . .

Look at this serial self-servicer. . . . .
Ade is good but his skills should not be hyped in relation to Man Utd.
When u guys wanna hype him. . . . .use Tottenham, Derby County and Milan. . . . .never Man Utd.

debosky:
Don't go talking about CHILDS - before Emperoh decided to camouflage his folly with attempted self-deprecation, his blatant goofs like 'criterium' were there for all to see.

Besides, I don't keep track of the daftness of scumtwats, that is what is expected from them so its not news.

Ya have an association of sapheads!!!

On a very good afternoon, u cannot but expect inane and vacuous reasoning from y'all lotz.
There was a time i restrained meself going to that thread cos all we see is empty promises n broken dreams.
I don't see this team doing anything as long as Man Utd n Chelsea are still in the PREM.

Dr Kitaun:
@debosky
what sayeth thou
was Ade supposed to be our 3rd choice striker last season

Don't mind Debosky. . . . . .He is just acting like an idiot.
How can any straight thinking dude compare 99-2001 to the Premiership of these days?? That reasoning is absolutely asinine.
In em days. . . . . The only 2 teams challenging are Man Utd and Arsenal. . . . .
These days. . . . .Liverpool and CHELSKI have entered the frame thus making it TWICE harder for y'all Gaynners to win something.
If United stutters, Chelsea would be there. . . . .Lets even assume United lost the plot last season. . . .Chelsea was the nearest not the Arses.
So for GAYnners to win anything. . . . .Chelsea n Man Utd must stutter. . . . .what are the chances of that happening?? 1/1000.

debosky:
Which stupid language did you invent?

As far as I know, Dr. Kit has the patent for bunkumery on this forum

In addition, I have copyrighted the use of 'scumtwat' as a moniker for you gibbons

What about Gaynner, Fuckery, Ninny, Pillock and what-not. . . . .
How would this Sports section be without Man Utd??
All y'all are pathetic. . . . . J Unit(i wanna shag Cesc), Toba1909(Losting) and some guy that said CHILDS last week.