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debosky:
Jackal only two FIRST TEAM (i.e first choice starting 11) have left, stop trying to twist facts

So should we have kept Ljunberg because he was Sweden Captain but his form had gone to Zilch? You never cease to amaze me with your asinine reasoning.

Lehmann is well past his peak, being #1 for Germany will never change that.

Debosky, listen and learn. . . .

United still have Silvestre, Saha, Scholes, Giggsy. . . . . they all appear to have seen better days but Fergie knows best.
Giggsy kept a cool head when he scored the decisive penalty shoot-out that got us the UCL. .never mind the 2nd goal against Wigan at JJB.
Without Scholesy's composure at Camp Nou/OT . . . . .Barca might have prolly gone through to the finals.

Wenger bringing in new players and dismantling the crisp chemistry that existed last season is a foul move.
Y'all are back to where u were 4 years ago, . . . .  , Still re-building a squad. . . .In this period, Fergie has rebuilt TWICE with dividends.
When would Arsene learn and forget about this youth policy that has now reduced Ajax Amsterdam to Sunderland FC??

A fit Freddie Ljunberg would have helped out when injury plagued ur squad last season. . . .No player is really expendable.
Fergie keeps the spine of his players . . . .Pique was never going to achieve his potential when u have Ferdinand, Brown, Silvestre and Vidic.
How can u compare Pique who had just 12 appearances last season to Hleb/Flamini that clocked more than 40 appearances.
Are u smoking cheap ganja??

debosky:
do you know a scumtwat is the definition of a nairaland MU supporter? Why must you insist on displaying your crass stupidity in this manner?
Can you see the level to which your brain has degenerated?

I keep telling Jackal, inbreeding does no good. Keep these illiterates locked up and stop embarassing yourselves. JK, Ruudie, manu4laif and 4play really need to come back soon.

You are a classic doofus!!!
I hate it when u score cheap points on something as flimsy as a typo. . . . .
Emperoh is better than most of the goons in ur posse in the Arsenal thread.

Pot calling kettle black. . . . . . is that the correct spelling of "embarrassing"? Look before u leap, Debo.
Olodo of a village school.
In breeding me ass. . . . .

debosky:
Let Jackal continue to spew nonsense - when we were 4th on 68 points who and what did we lose?

Henry, Ljunberg, Aliadiere, Lauren - 3 invincibles who had won titles; who came in? Eduardo, Sagna and Diarra - unproven and untested and we ran it close. Now someone will come and say losing Hleb and Flamini (WHO NEVER WON ANYTHING) is going to cripple the club? Nonsense

even with our supposed lean additions last season, the score with chelsea was effectively 2-2 so stop spilling bollocks.

Sit down in Canada and be spewing hokum. . . . . .U need to give Vieira a call and ask him how things are at the Emirates.
The faces of em gaynners are even gloomier than they were last season. . . .
People are not happy and pls stop drawing comparisons with Chelsea's 2-2 score. . . . why not Man Utd who whacked y'all 4-0??

HNIC:
5-6 1st team players
em em em,  Flamini, Hleb,  em, em,,
who else?
The gaffer says Ade ain't going nowhere
and with due repect Gilberto didn't play one third of the matches last season.
Only 2 first team members have left!

Have u forgotten Lehmann and Gilberto so soon??
Gaynners and their ability to cover up their fuckeries. . . . I know u are gonna say Lehmann ain't 1st choice.
Yet, he is number one for his country and Almunium couldn't even get into the Spanish team.

dyabman:
i see why all of u are so stupid on here,

Anutha word for chavs in the English dictionary is "slowpoke"!!!

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=16992.msg2536241#msg2536241 date=1216649864]Naa waah ooh! Van Persie must not leave! i think Arsene needs to learn a thing or two about holding on to his players from Sir Alex we have lost too many first team players already we should be buying at least 2 more experienced cats instead of selling[/quote]Unfortunately, Debosky doesn't think so . . . . He thinks Arsene is the best thing after sliced bread.
I don't have problems leaving a club but losing 5-6 first team players in one transfer window is disastrous. . You don't need a coaching badge to know that.
He should have kept every player that featured last season apart from Lehmann and add 2 extra players to beef em up.
Wenger knows best. . . . . . .anutha trophyless season beckons.

@ HNIC,

No manager loses that many players in a season and survive.
All u need to do is look at the replacements. . . . .Nasri, Vela, Coquelin and Chelsea have signed Deco, Bosingwa and maybe Robinho.
Can't wait to see Essien/Ramsey together in a midfield tussle. . . . . .
Never mind, i wld send ur packs of Kleenex before the season kicks off.

nateevs:
You know more and you say MIGHT be a barca player by 31st. . . and when it happens you come here and say you[b] KNEW [/b] umh?

I am sure you knew Chelsea was going to sign Bosingwa before I did.

"Might" because Chelsea is yet to agree but Drogba has agreed personal terms!!!!!
Nothing is sure until a player signs the dotted lines so the word "might" is the safest one can use.

How many Chelsea fans here are astute??
Razorr, Akola and few others i can count on ma right finger tips.

javaprince:
Hello Gunners!!!
Please., help me beg Arsene Wenger to BUY PLAYERS!!!! I need a Striker(not the tall Adebayor that always give me Heart Attack in front of Goal) and a better 4 than/like Flamini plus a reliable/better Central Back. Not Calamity Gallas or Shaky Senderos

There is a huge crisis at the Emirates.
At this rate, i doubt if there would be any player left by August 31.
Gallas wants a Barca move, Van Persie is heading to Juventus. . . . . Hleb, Lehmann, Flamini and Gilberto have already left so who's left??
I think Wenger is preparing anutha excuse for anutha trophyless season. . . .Afterall, he would say the kids are not yet mature.
Ramsey, Nasri, Vela and Bendtner(all of em are 14 years old).

Dr Kitaun:
stupidity and idiocy reigns supreme in this thread if not idiots like Emperoh should have been cautioned by Hannibal and Justkunmi to behave themselves

I wonder why a sane person would just love to fight anything in sight once anyone dissents from his line own argument

This is the best club thread on Nairaland by an astronomical mile. . . . .
We don't have muppets like the Arses, Scousers and the Chavs. . . . .]
It is only when poofs like Debosky come here to pollute this place that we go gunz blazing.
Emperoh is in his right to defend himself so is every Man Utd member of this forum. . . . . . .

@ Nateevs,

Your story is stale.
Petr Cech signed anutha 5-year contract this morning.
I am a United fan but i know more than 99% Chelsea fans on this forum.

Have u guys heard Drogba might be a Barcelona player by July 31st??

Queenisha:
ROFL.
I was scared by those marks as a child
I remember a youth corper that lived in our house downstairs.
I used to run away whenever I saw him.

No human being deserves to be engraved(marked is too subtle) the way Hausas do their faces up there. . .

Human Rights group should start looking into it.
It's as heinous as female circumcision.
Animals don't even deserve such treatment, let alone MEN.

Arnold1:
Now, this was the first post on this thread by Queenisha
[b]Why is she just focusing on the yorubas when other tribes in Nigeria, like the Mallams, have tribal marks ?[/b]

She might not know what other parts of Nigeria do em tribal marks.
Cut her some slack.

doyin13:
Kai. . . .I don suffer. . . .See as this man strip me naked for public.

Abeg oo . . . . .I dey inside enough wahala already.

Ya network leaked again on Friday. It's becoming a habit.

@ Arnold1,

Sunny Ade's tribal marks are not the kinda marks i am talking about.
Have u seen those Mallams in the North??
I was once stopped by a mobile police officer in Lagos. . . . .He begged for 50 Naira. . . .
When i saw his marks, i gave him 500 bucks. . . . . .I felt pity for him
His parents or guardian should be jailed.

Queenisha:

You can't do without us
I dare you
There's no one out there like us

More like y'all can't do without Black men.
We are the only choice u have got!!!

Chat2MeBac:
ok, I am going to get some tribal marks tomorrow, Let's see you anul the wedding because of that, , Thought u said "I do" for better or worse, Nonsense,

U wont even let a mosquito touch ur face, let alone tribal marks engraved from ur scalp to your chin.
I won't annul the wedding. . . . . . The wedding would annul itself.

doyin13:
A woman's face is way down on my list of requirements when it comes to how I like my women.

So she can have all the OGBOMOSHO marks but as long as she get good body(IKEBE) and a sense of humor,
all is a go go.

I mean, a few years back I couldn't get MAMA SUWE off my mind.

Doyin, are u freaking serious??
The babe i saw u chasing relentlessly don't have tribal marks.
Are u sure u wld pursue a babe with tribal marks religiously like the Abuja babe??

Queenisha:
You won't even date black girls.
whites don't have tribal marks so you won't even be in that dilemma

Come on. . . . .I was just yanking yer chain the other day.
Black women forever but they need to slow down.
Wait o. . . . .are u Black??

Pataki:
@ Topic,

I cannot marry a lady with tribal marks no matter the qualities she may have.

Of course, it's a huge task.

Physcial attraction plays a huge role for me. . . . She gast to be good-looking before i even venture to say hi.
Tribal marks are not something that a chic can hide. . . .It's right there pasted on her face.
Chatting her up is a nah-nah(never mind taking her out on a date or marriage).

Pataki:
Need to hit my bed now.

Sun is already using style to come out.

Arrivederci, hombre.
Moral of the story: Give ur life to Jesus and marry this year.

Chat2MeBac:
But I have told you repeatedly I am indeed Igbo now, My sister did her DNA dread. EVen two Nigerian doctors at her hospital confirmed we look very much igbo, So when I come to Nigeria I am going to find my relatives in my village, I want to tie wrapper, go to the river and dig yams dread

I think i may have to follow u to that Igbo Village.
You in a wrapper with heavy wind blowing every now n then. . . . . . .That would be a sight to behold.
Go to the river and balance a bucket on ur head, uproot cassavas and even fish!!!!
When are u planning to go again, Nneka??

Pataki:

Laughing at ewure-looking babes.
Pataki ain't marrying this year at all. Even if na childhood crush she be.

Ewure-looking babes??  Chat2meBac taught me!!!
She understands yoruba more than i do. . . . Its crazy.
Looking at her critically, i am willing to stake ma mortgage she is Igbo.
A proper Nneka Ngozi or Ndidi. . . . .She is tracing her roots later in the year to the East.

Chat2MeBac:
Eldee became what Legend?  Na lie, please abeg, At age 4 he was still afraid of thunder,

I agree!!! He was afraid of roaches but he wasn't afraid of gurls.
Kissing was his only vice!!!!
While other boys were running around playing football and rugby. . . .El wld be crammed in a locker practising James Bond moves on innocent chics.

As to that one Pataki, ONLY Jesus can save his soul. HIs womanizing has become a sight for sore eyes, Intel told me he was seen leaving the" Crayfish" pub wedged between two blonds, I am praying for him jor

Pataki must marry this year. . . . Do u have any willing chic ready to tie Pataki down.
She must be tall, pretty with the correct vital stats!!!!!
Ewure-looking chics are out of bounds.

Chat2MeBac:
Eldee, sharrap jor,

The only mummy and daddy u played was in the back of your Sunday school class,  

so extend your hands nah,

Says who??
Eldee became a LEGEND at the age of 4. . . . . . .
Heard through the grapevine he kissed all the gurls in his class.
What a record!!!!

Babes, what can we do to Pataki??
He is running freely and breaking young gurl's hearts.
From Amsterdam to Paris to berlin to Milan to London. . . . .
I hope u don't have any relative in those cities. . . . .The Black Hugh Hefner has been born!!!

eldee:
Lol . . . yeah
It was my cousin, he was about 18 then
He didn't even touch me . . . he blackmailed me till I was 12
My daaiiizzz . . . that position is not good ooh
I was shining his shoes, washing his stockings, why? 'he's family'
He always had a share in my food . . . it was dreadful
We laugh bot the whole thing now

U were paying ransom at the age of 12??
Come on people. . . . . . .Was it that bad or just guilty conscience??
When i was young. . . . . nearly everyone in ma posse had one lil girl around the corner we bonded with.
Parents even encourage boy-girl bonding then cos they couldn't handle 2 boys pitting wits together.
I was too troublesome to be left with an accomplice.

Chat2MeBac:
Whose unripened breasts u were sucking. Toluwani and Adetayo? I am going to call their parents this moment, That is why they ended up so feisty with boys from young ages. It's because you had already "break" them in??/ HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

It wasn't me . . . . . .I sucked no premature boobs!!!!
Toluwani and Adetayo?? My dayze!!!
Your yoruba teacher should be handed a medal.

Pataki:
Childhood crushes are so sweet. Especially if you had fun back on those days. I got a message on facebook from one of my childhood crushes. Not seen her since childhood days.

When I saw her profile pics, I was speechless. Immediately I had to reply her message instantly getting her mobile contacts for further progression. Who says childhood crushes are not sweet.

At this rate, i think i will have to start a "PATAKI MUST MARRY THIS YEAR" protest. . . .
Blimey. . . . Amsterdam was the wrong place for u. . . . U shlda gone to Vatican City when u left Naija.
Canceling chics up n down the globe. . . . .This is not fair!!!
I shall make it ma prayer point that u have 7 ravishing daughters. . . . .Karma must participate in this.

Chat2MeBac:
And don't mind Hannibal, He used to be the baby in mummy and daddy

Hannibal was the baby??
U mean i was sucking unripe breasts at the age of 5??
What else are u gonna accuse me of tonight?

eldee:
It was the only activity boys and girls could share . . .
Although . . . I swear, all we did snuggle up under the duvet and I tot I was enjoying myself

I remember I got caught once
Come to think of it, no one had ever told me it was wrong
But see the way I was sweating and composing useless lies like 'we were sleeping', 'she fell down'

Blimey. . . . . . . . . . . . . That is a very compromising position to nick any dude regardless of the age.
Jeeez!!!!!!!!!I am sure u musta blushed like a redneck!!!!
Eldee and Nancy under the duvet doing things n thangz. . . .
Ya lies woulda been so hollow, the people that nicked u woulda laughed like crazy!!!

eldee:
So came back like Jordan . . . and topped the league with sparkled mineral
Mummy and Daddy was a really interesting game ooh

Eldee, so u played "mummy and daddy" too??
All y'all guys are rotten . . . . . . . .

Pataki:
It is simple. It simply means you and her, get your duvet cover and act as daddy and mummy. She then wakes up, carry her doll with her Osupa and back her doll because the doll (baby) is crying. And the man acts as the father, kissing the dolly and the mummy.

So you never did that too? You missed oh.

I see. . . . . .I think everyone did that.

Queenisha:
Tufia
I knew that pataki was rotten right from infancy
playing mommy and daddy.
I didn't even know I had a private part till 11.

Ohhh Maaa Daaaayze!!!!
How did u pee from age 7-11 then??

Pataki:
Yeah right!!!

It was just simply kiddies thingy. Although I once tried mummy and daddy in the bedroom with one my moms friend daughter. We just basically laughed over it though.

Anytime we see eachother now, we just simple laugh over it. But no chemistry at all.

Daddy and Mummy??  
What does that entail, Playa Pataki(PP)??

Chat2MeBac:
NOt only that, talk the truth man, I dislocate your tolo too

Oprah's gonna hear about this.

Chat2MeBac:
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,
You guys and this playa thingy, see your sef

Don't hate the PLAYER. . . . .hate the GAME.

eldee:
Sharrap dia . . . are you not the one that ruled June and July with sparkled mineral

Me?? . . . . . . . .I am now retired.
I hung ma boots when Chat2meBac copped me a hamstring and dislocation of the waist.

Pataki:
@ Topic,

My childhood crush was while I was in primary school. Never knew I could identify beauty right from my tender age.


Not seen her in years now.

I have always known u are a PLAYER.
Identifying beauty at a tender age of 3?? ??
Ya player of the month status might just extend to August.

Chat2MeBac:
.
So anything wront wit that? na same teacher wey dey ah village, dey ah town?/

Just stating an opinion. . . . .

I cant remember anyone having a putrescent body odour in ma primary school.
Dem kids were posh. . . .
Village schools don't have classrooms. . . . .Kids are taught under a mango tree.
Don't even compare, sistren!!!

debosky:
@ topic

it was in primary school, I think her name was Kemi or something. . . . unfortunately, the day i got close enough to talk to her, I discovered she had B.O. and all my romantic thoughts were shattered.

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!!!!!!!!!
Did u attend a village school??

Chat2MeBac:
Not necessarily true, Most of them were educated girls, from great homes with excellent jobs, I do agree with you that low or no self esteem played a
major role. One thing I have learnt in life is that low selfesteem is a respector of no one, Has nothing to do with your social class at all.  

I just don't understand men, One day, maybe in my next life, I would want to come back as a man so i can get into their pea brain to see and experience all that goes on there,

Do u really expect me to kiss u for the highlighted statement?? Pea brain??
Tell me, if men are truly DOGS. . . . what about the women that opened their thighs IN CONSENT for this unholy schitzo to take place??
I agree men are dogs but WOMEN are BITCHES!!!!

Chat2MeBac:
But it's the truth naa, My sister's husband pastored one of the biggest churches on the Island, My grandpa was Methodist Minister and my brother's wife was also the pastor of another huge church, I grew up in the church,

But since I met you, I have backslid, lard have mercy

In other words, Hannibal is a sinner??

Concerning u growing up in a church, i need physical evidence.
Documentx, Pics, Video Clips and every other thing u can lay ur hands on.
Agreed??