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@ Emperoh,

I hope Levy keeps to his words and sell Berbatov to Italy or even Nigeria.
Ferguson needs to be told Berba is not the man he needs. . . . .He needs a point man. . . .
I am tired of United playing 4-6-0. . . . . Rooney, Ronaldo, Tevez. . . .none of em stay in the box to mount serious pressure to opposition.
Inclusion of Berbatov would even make it worse. . . . I am tired of seeing a midfielder score the highest goals at Man Utd.
WE NEED ANUTHA RUUD: HUNTELAAR!!!!

@ Dr Kitaun,

Relax. . . . . . .we have less than a month to the GRAND FINALE.
As a wordsmith, u gon' hear alot from me. . . . . .
Loyika, Debosky, HNIC, and the rest of ur posse won't be able to touch me this time around.
Ever forward i move. . . . . never backwards. . . . Prepare for anutha long hard winter.

onyinye2:
so Hannibal, you would advise your son to hit his woman if he feels she needs to be taught a lesson?? your post is so faulty i don't know where to start to derail it.

I will advise my SON to defend himself against any form of attack. . . . He will not be the one to strike the first blood.

4 Newark women went to jail for assaulting and stabbing a man to death.
The man told the doctors before he died that he could have defended himself but the thunk of striking a woman back was too much for him.
He kept his hands in his pockets till he was bludgeoned to a pulp. . . . He underwent surgery for a lacerated liver and stomach, suffered various cuts and bruises and injured his eye in the attack. . . .He died few hours after the surgery!!!!

Food for thunk!!!!

Re: Why Do Guys Beat Ladies?

Guys beat ladies because some ladies deserve to be beaten!

Every time topics like this come up. . . . . .People are quick to see if from the feminine eye. . .
What about women who go out to HIT men with anything they can grab??
Surely, a man has to defend himself and some reasonable force has to be deployed. . . .

The question is the degree of the force used. . . .  I won't be slapped around by a 400-pound woman and watch while she panelbeats me. . .
Any woman raising her hand to HIT a man deserves what she gets. Violence is violence, it doesn't matter which SEX dishing it.
There are loads of men physically abused by BIG women too and they have the right to STRIKE back too.
Hannibal has no respect for a man who lets a woman slap him around.

Chat2MeBac:
You "dirty ole ma" , Zing is a virgin and he is a Christian too, leave him out of your mudlings,

He won't be a virgin for long with you around.
Besides, he may be seeing someone else in the neighbourhood.
Remember the day u locked him out. . . . .do u seriously think he was just strolling or he doing the "unthinkable"??
A cop is knocking on ur door soon to charge Zing for abandoning wives n kids.

The madam's apple is still green, should be ripe by Fall  

Ok. . . . .Pray it ripes in time.

Chat2MeBac:
Yea I swallowed 5 pills and downed with a quart of 'Sunset",
Now join me on the beach,

5 pills??
Thats what i am talking about. . . . . .How's the madam's apple shaping up?

And what aggression are you refering to?  Did I start anything here?? Let me go back to suckling Zing jare,

Suckling Zing??
What exactly are u sucking on him??

Chat2MeBac:
See this bleached out, wig/weave wearing, shoe-lipstick matching heifer calling a Diva ugly, I suggest you go do your homework well before you step into a lion's den, I haven't exercised my labia in while and cheap fuckards like yourself don't come easily, I kill your prostituing cunt tonight, Continue looking for my trouble,

You Elebolo,

I am beginning to suspect u may have taken your testosterone . . . . .
Lower the aggression, abeg!!!

@ Chika98,

There's no need for this.
Wave the white flag.

Chat2MeBac:
Hell will freeze over first before I attempt such feat ,

Good news at last!!

yea I did lots of research on the issue, I have everything covered.Even took out an insurance policy

Go 'head, mami.

@ Chat2MeBac,

It seems u have everything covered. . . . . Go get ur testosterone!!!
I will be surprised if i don't find u here after 10 days asking NLers for advice.

chika98:
Lol! Get em deodorant. works wonders

Some BO are so legendary they will overpower any deodorant.
They ooze out of the sweat pores with a reckless abandon.

sayhi2ay:
thats why its always good to know if you are sexually compatible with your girlfriend or boyfriend before u marry

Please tell them. . . . . .

I am allergic to all sorta putrescent odours
How does one get sexually compatible with a chic with natural BO, MO and PO??
What am i supposed to work with?? Put aerosol spray up her cooch or what??

Chat2MeBac:
It's ok, Atleast it will be my semen .Not someone who came for the night because I misunderstood his 'sweet" words as a sign of courtship,

Well. . . . .that is just 10% of the story.

Lemme tell u the clearly demonstrable effects of excess testosterone.

-Facial Hair
-Chest Hair
-Madam's Apple
-Pubic Hair extends towards thigh and up towards ur belly-ring.
-Increased sex-drive.
-Deepening of voice.

Queenisha:
hannibal,everything get school nowadays.
There must be a school of sexual compatibility where they can learn skills and tools to help them

School of sexual compatibilty?? I won't mind to attend such schools.
Where can i get a FULL SCHOLARSHIP for such schools??

Chat2MeBac:
Ok then, I am asking my GYN to prescribe testosorone for me then .
Thank God my legs are on permanent lock-down, ONLY Jesus can unlock them, Amen to that,

Testosterone for u??

Goodluck and beware of wet dreams . . . .
I will pay to see the shock on your face if u wake up with semen on your undies.

Orimili:
The whole sexual compatibility thing is just an excuse to lay with someone outside of marriage. I think any couple can be compatible as long as both parties involved are willing to put some work into it.

I disagree with u.

Sexual compatibility is hinged on various factors. . . .
It's the same as seeing a total stranger and liking/disliking him. . . .U cannot control such chemistry.
There are some people u see and u just don't like the look of em.
What work am i supposed to put into a woman that won't enjoy SEX with me. . . . .ask her to pretend or what??

Chat2MeBac:
Rev. Jackson ke?
You guys (pataki included) go around "phishing" as if it were going out of style. I pray my sons grow up to set examples and don' look at every dress tail or pant hem that go by .

It's ok, even on my tiny islands ladies are opting for IVF, It's pregnancy, and later parenthood, without the headache, , And every woman deserves to have a Plan B, After reading all the rants here, I wonder why ladies even bother opening up their precious legs,

Oestrogen is a killer. . . . . .No matter how ladies try to lock it, they still find it opening voluntarily.

Ohhhhh, so they had SEX just once before marriage?? What an effort??

I am talking about a dozen trials before wedding not just a scrappy and painful kizzack.
Sexual compatibility is a must otherwise i am going to me in-laws for a refund.
I won't be happy with a faulty commodity.  So either they replace or they refund me in CASH.

Dr Kitaun:

who is this bastard . .son of a vagabond ? don't u just know when u should keep shut ? IDIOTS LIKE You MAKE SENSIBLE PEOPLE WANT TO STOP POSTING HERE !!!! Dont u just get it ?

irrirants like u should have been quarantined long time ago from sports section generally . .what da hell is your problem ?

Bloody Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blood, Brains, Sweats, Cordites, Gunpowder, Bullets, Shrapnel and Smoke all over the place.
The season hasn't even started yet and die-hard fans are this revved. . . . .
Dr. Kit, lower the aggression. U will need loads of it to fight moi(Arsenal's Official Tormentor-in-Chief)

Queenisha:
Unless they want to sentence themselves to a life with "other bed fellows" otherwise they ought to give the marriage a chance at healing and it starts with honesty.
If not, they should just go their separate ways.

This is why i think pre-marital sex is very necessary!!
Whats the point in keeping a wife that ain't sex compatible after spending millions on a grand wedding.

If they had subjected themselves to various trials, these problem would have been exposed before marriage. . . . .
Now, a well-brought up girl has been reduced to a cheating tart all because she didn't do the right thing at the right time.
Ladies. . . . . .  .Food for THUNK!!!!

Queenisha:
She has to have concrete, solid proof beyond a voicemail message that may no longer be there.
If he doesn't admit it,I won't be saying mine but before I get him to talk about it,I'll have an air tight proof.

Whats the point in confessing something as HUGE as this??
Telling/not telling her husband will not stop the cheating IF their bedroom activities don't improve.
So they should just accept their fate as intimate strangers!!!

Queenisha:
Men?
Don't mind them
The wife here has a powerful weapon which she needs to use.
She knows he's cheating too so they both need to tell each other the truth.

What if the husband denies the accusation??
Are u sure the voice message hasn't been deleted?

U should take it easy and stop triple beaming moi. . . .

@ nateevs,

Why this orgasm over a pre-season game?? Quit it already.
U had a stronger squad last season just before Mourinho's exit and u couldn't nail a single title.
Stop rattling United fans with this Malouda this, Lampard that. . . . . We have been there before.

Just make a genuine challenge next season. . .I don't United to be declared champions as early as December 08. Run us close, please.

Chat2MeBac:
May the good Lord help Us al, and forgive you in the process, He who knoweth the way and doeth not shall be beaten with many stripes. Thank God, in time I will have 2 sons( via IVF), and i will endeavour to ensure that they grow up to be all they can be, I will make sure they don't go around misusing and abusing pples daughters,

Yea you ask for date, and nothing is wrong with that, But it's what you tell them on the date that makes the difference, Most men will go around filling ladies heads with stories, One day shall be judgement.And we shall all reap what we have sown . . . . .

Is this Rev. Jesse Jackson speaking??
Are u aware every step we both make is consensual from the word GO??
What makes me guilty while she is innocent??  Please. . . .preach equal right n justice.

U are having 2 sons via IVF?? Holy Moses.
The folks in Vincy must hear about this.
Is this some sorta PLAN B?

Ibime:
Wetin dey shele for this place? What is up with all this ogogoro english wey una dey knack for here?

Everton is an inner city ward of Liverpool. Rooney is from Croxteth which is another different ward. There is another Everton in Doncaster. This is all semantics anyway. Jackal prefers to argue over vague inconsequential issues because he cannot hold debate on anything of factual importance without making mistakes. He will even castigate you for making a typing error, yet he makes catastrophic errors in his arguments.

Rooney is a club icon just like Raul is for Madrid, although Raul is originally from Atletico Madrid - and Giggs is also from Man City, yet he is a Utd legend - and Terry is from West Ham yet he is a Chelsea icon - Del Piero is from Padova, but is a Juve legend.

Ibime, shut ur traps. . . . . .This argument has been trashed and put to bin.
Why dig up bones after burial. . . . . .It seems u just love arguing blindly. . . . if i may say.

The root of the argument was if Wazza is a United icon. . . . . .I said YES, Dayo said NO.
U have just affirmed the same thing i said so whatz with the Jackal arguing over vague inconsequential issues??

Don't make me bounce on ur cranium tonight. . . . . .If u feel like arguing, call Scolari.

Chat2MeBac:
You see, everything doesnt have to lead to that, NO NO, But let your intentions be known. If you know it's just supposed to be a friendship, NO strings attached, then be upfront. Don't lead anyone's daughter, sister, aunty, niece et al on, knowing you aren't serious,

PS, Let Zing chew them, Atleast I know his intentions meant well

Let ma intentions be known??
U expect me to walk up to a gurl and tell her i wanna shag her brains out. . . . .no strings attached?? They don't wanna hear the TRUTH!!!
The mentality is screwed. . . . .u ask em for a date and they are already hearing wedding bells and seeing confetti.
So why not go through the back door and nick what u want. . . . .
The methods don't have to be conventional. . . . as long as the job is done.

Chat2MeBac:
Eldee and Hannibal, both y'all sharappppp, ,

Why even bother having her over for a shag if you "don't" have intentions of courting her?
Gosh! I just hope the girls here are reading and taking note jare,
That's why I have put my "personal effects" under heavy lock and key, Listening to all this rantings have made me decide to marry by the time I am 50, Atleast Me and my husband will be too old to even be thinking about courship, We will just "jump" right into it,

Why must everything lead to courtship?? I mean, can't a man and a woman meet up and just forget abt any sorta attachment??
Putting ur "personal effects" under lock and key won't help you. . . . .U need to pull em out so Zing can chew a lil bit.

rubi:
@Hannibal do you think it is that easy to keep such secret till death? The poster is already having psychological trauma on that issue. It could be easier is for men but women I don't think so

It worries me she is now having psychological trauma after shagging an ex boy-f. . . .
Once a woman sets out to go bed anutha man for pleasure, she sould be damned ready to face the consequences.
The price she must pay is to bury the secret and take it to her grave. . . .

Anutha option is to open her mouth carelessly and confess and get ditched to the gutter. . . . .
Single chics are still struggling to hitch and someone wants to risk her marriage on something she coulda avoided.
I know what i'd do as a woman anyways.

debosky:
Hehehe, just you wait, his father Jackal will come and defend him and say he missed out a word again.

You are a 2-faced onanist. . . .Anuofia!!!
Of course, this is a web. . . People make mistakes with keys and stuffs. . . . . I can't hang a man for missing a word in his sentence.
I would rather ignore this error than the Arrow u had on ur thread last night.
The poof that said "CHILDS" and was trying to defend himself.
Childs?? Debosky, ur goons are more uneducated than the geezers here.

eldee:
Those cases are difficult ooh
Especially when they hear the question 'Your apartment or mine?', they think it's a proposal
The next day, you see them asking to use the washing machine . . .
The most annoying part is when they start cooking . . . no win situation

Thank goodness UK chics don't care bout all those things . . . An I love you call will do

It's a very uncomfortable position. . . .

Waking up to see catapult-looking thongs everywhere in ur flat is scary!!!
Start cooking?? Hahahahahahahaha. . . . . . . .Thatz when u know an ordinary shag sometimes mean a lot to em gurlz.
Its a complete NO WIN shituation. . . . Just enjoy the ride and pray something perplexing drives her out ASAP.

@ Eldee,

The greatest 2pac song of all time has to be "ALL OUT" featuring Outlawz.
This isn't the rubbish on Until The End Of Time album. . . .This was actually one of his lost tracks.
Ohhhhhhh me dayze. . . . . . .2pac ripped that shyte!!!

Dbisi:
I had a problem with my husband about 2 months before our wedding, he suspected and accused me of having an affairs he later found was not true and this was after we have dated for 5 years. That broke my heart because i was a very decent girl and infact he disvirgined me after 4 years into our courtship after i had graduated from UI. He did apologise though and even though i tried to stop the wedding he begged me and made the whole world beg me i was no longer interested but it was too late. When we got married i realised i never enjoyed sex it is always pain and i tried to see if something was wrong with me, i tried to forgive him and free my mind and yet i still never enjoyed it. One day i listened to a voice mail a girl left for him of how much she enjoyed him and how he should not because of marriage forget her as he was too sweet on the bed, this broke my heart because i trusted him and now i realised its not as if he doesnt know how to make love it was my problem. Though i regret it now and feel quilty, i slept with an ex who never slept with me as a single girl and i must confess i enjoyed it, now i can't say what my problem is, i never did it after then and i still don't enjoy sex with my husband. I feel so guilty and i wish i could confess to him and ask for his forgiveness. Is it wise to do this and please if you have ever had like problem what can i do to enjoy sex with my husband. Please, this is a marital and serious and real issue will appreciate genuine and helpful advise.

You want to tell your husband u slept with an ex??
Are u from planet pluto?? Just take the secret to your grave.

Besides, what methods did your ex do differently from your husband??
I just don't understand how your ex gives u a real tumble and your husband can't move the earth for you . . . . .
Maybe u should communicate more in the bedroom. . . .
Tell your hubby how u want it done BUT never tell a man u cheated on him because u don't enjoy SEX. Marriage aint about sex alone.