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RedHotChic:
there he goes again pointing at extreme cases. We are talking about the average Joes, kola's, Namdi's, Emeka's, Gbenga's, Musa's etc.

Monica fellating in the oval office is an extreme case!!!!
When u were bobbing your head on your HOD's sausage in your Uni, was that an extreme case too?
Hotfunmi, when would u stop living in denial??

StephenP:
When you quit being naive, you'll know that a man is rarely a sex object. In fact, the terms sex object and woman usually go hand in hand and you know it.

Touche . . . .

RedHotChic is so clueless. . . .
Who is to blame when Monica Lewinsky was bobbing her head on Bill Clinton's willy?
Don't be surprised Hotfunmi would say Monica didn't know Bill Clinton is a married man.

syren:
Yes o I was born an bred in the city
Cheating is not responsible End OF. you always like to deviate to make your point, scientists are exempt.

U don't talk like a city chic . . . . .More like Isle of Wight or Tyneside.

Cheating is not responsible but WOMEN are to be blamed shagging married MEN.

What 8 year old does these things paintballing is fun tho

Little boys.

RedHotChic:
anoufia!!!!

U can't even spell it right. . . . Dunderhead!!!
Try Onyoshi!!!

syren:
Shropshire?  

R u denying your Shropshireness??

Since when does involving yourself in "adventuresome", risky affairs make you responsible? No further questions  

U can be adventuresome and be responsible a la John Newton and Alfred Nobel.

By the way when I was eight I was doing those things too, as well as making daisy chains  

Doing things?? Jumping down from a storey building??
Participating in paint-balling, shooting foxes and stuffs??
U dont have a clue.

syren:
You've got to be joking right abeg go back to your earlier posts, adventuresome my foot

Shropshire chic . . . .I am not joking!!!

Men are adventuresome. . . .It's a DNA thang.
Watch a boy of 7 and a girl of 8 play in the park and see the kind of things the boy would get into.
A man wants to explore, dig, seek and get away with his deeds!!!!

RedHotChic:
I don't bleat, Funmilayo is a female machine and a moving train. If you stand on my way, I'll definitely crush you, and i aint playing.

If u stand in ma way, i will snatch the ground right from under you.

RedHotChic:
You may want to ask around before you open your dirty mouth because you are definitely neanderthalic. Some chics are playas these days and they field of expertise are your likes that foolishly think all the time that they are on top of their game. I know too well that you've been played once or twice only if you can lay off your ego and accept it.

At this juncture, all i can say is stop bleating like a nanny goat!!!
A man cannot be played in the game of "one night stand" just like a man cannot be raped by a woman.
One question u need to ask yourself is what is a man's loss shagging a responsible CEO at the back of the club??

Hannibal played once or twice??  
You are more likely to be believed saying Hugh Hefner is gay than saying i have been played once or twice.

syren:
LOL Your making men look bad, so when these threads come about men are cheats by nature we shouldn't deny it? There's no need to cheat just end the relationship if it's not possible to be faithful and go your separate ways. That's what I'd prefer anyway and save myself the heartache. That's that.

I am not making men look bad. . . . Just telling u what i know about MEN in general.
The few of us that are very responisble are not appreciated by women . . . . Whatz a man to do!!!

RedHotChic:
One night stand? pleeeeeeeeaseeeeeeeeee! some women are the ones that use you for a night with the intention of dumping you in the morning if you don't know, playa.

Some women??
I am glad u used "some women" and not "ALL".
A woman meets a man in a club. . . .they chatted for a while and they ended up in a car outside and the guy shags her brains out. . .
You are still here opening ur farticle-infested mouth that the woman is the user??

*****Hannibal prays to God to grant Hotfunmi the wisdom to know her right from her left******

syren:
Some people do have open marriages for some strange reason which is why I said it but knowing it would hurt them and still doing it is unacceptable for me. If you can't be faithful then you shouldn't be in a relationship. There is no reasoning with you is there?

No one sets out to cheat but sometimes these circumstances are beyond men's control.

RedHotChic:
Do married men honestly seek the consent or do they seek the consent through the window? Dishonesty is the watchword here and stop dancing around it with damn vocabulary. How many 30ish and 40 ish men approach responsible and classy women and tell them they are seriously married and are not in the process of divorce?

Plenty of 'em classy and responsible women give in to sex in their lowest ebb.
Have u heard the word "one night stand" before?
Classy women shag anything on nights like that so kiss a toad!!!

RedHotChic:
You definitely do not know whom you are dealing with. His brain is so tied with his peewee that it may take 25 cosmetic and neurosurgeons to separate both.

4 words: Shut Up U Cunt.

showbobo:
funny but true

Hilarious.

So u believe sex takes 90% of a man's brainz.
Albert Einstein and John Newton would turn in their graves.
The Pope would shake his head if he sees this.

RedHotChic:
It's More HONORABLE to reason with your head and not your pinkie, Mr Hannibal.

Stop being a doofus!
You have lost touch with REALITY so pay attention when i am droppin science in your ear-drums.
Women are to be blamed. . . . . When a man wants to CHEAT, he still seeks the consent of the woman.

If she says YES. . . . .then they go ahead and have their UNHOLY union. . . . . .If she says NO. . . .then it ends there.
Now tell me, who are the home wreckers!!!!  Imagine what would happen if women in general locked their thighs!!!!
Who would men cheat with?? Your cows in Nebraska??

syren:
So are you saying men have absolutely no control over their sexual urges? I think not Hannibal. Yes it's tempting, but I believe there is absolutely no excuse for cheating on someone without their knowledge.

I think u should be shot with 400mg of testosterone and letz see how u cope.

So u would rather i do it with ma partner's knowledge??
Thats no CHEATING anymore. . . . .It's ménage à trois.

syren:
That's called being inconsiderate, why someone would contemplate cheating on their spouse for no reason I don't know.

Your question will be answered when u either come back as a MAN or get a sex-change done!!!!
Inconsiderate?? ***sighs***

RedHotChic:
Why go to the extreme? Why not 30 something year olds that prowls unilag? Most women that look towards relationships don't swingg that way abeg.
You sound like your ex dumped you for a 60 yr old geriatric old man.

It seems your farticles are beginning to affect your sense of reasoning.
30+ year-olds in Nigeria are still struggling to find their feet. . . . .
Majority of em ARISTOS are 40+ so shush!!!!!

The norm in Nigeria of today is different. . . . .
Married men are more preferable because these young women came to a conclusion that married men are more responsible than em singles.
Women are ultimately the home wreckers.

Emperoh:
i don't know why we think berba isn't a good .
For those saying he's a deep player, i beg to differ.
He has led Totenham's attack but swapping with keane, defoe and bent
moreover, he's a poacher. we will get to see his worth when he comes over.

Emperoh, i have a question to ask u . . .

Does Berbatov do enough for the team when HE DOES NOT HAVE THE BALL??
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Man Utd jets to South Africa without Hargo(tendinitis) and Ronaldo(ankle injury).
Ferguson revealed the club made a bid for a striker last week and he believes the "young striker" would improve the squad.
Young?? Aguero, Huntelaar or Bendtner??

syren:
Why can't men make that decision, if they are in the relationship and have more to lose so to speak ?

Make what decision??
Men are adventuresome. . . . . .I do things to see if i can get away uncaught and unharmed.
It's in ma DNA but the decisive issue still lies with the woman saying either YES or NO!!!!

RedHotChic:
Do you have a viable statistical figure to show that these women are not conned into the marrieds bed?

Stats me ass!!!
A 60 year-old Chief drives a Lexus Jeep to UNILAG and girls swoop on him for the cheddarz and u think they were conned??
I don't want to belabour the obvious but why is your head so far up your fartish ass.

The Sly:


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Leave Hotfunmi alone. . . . . .
I like most of her topics but her comments often lack cognitive reasoning.
The best card for her is to make these topics and not COMMENT on em at all.

debosky:
@ Hannibal
I fail to see why you continue humoring her, idiocy on this level should NOT be tolerated.

Take it easy, mate!!!
Lets tolerate her till the Premiership season kicks off.

RedHotChic:
Few do but majority do not know the man's marital status.

Your ignorance would KILL you anytime soon.
Are u saying the army of female youths in Naija shagging ARISTOS don't know those men are married??
You need to take a trip to Ilesha. . . . . . .Those cow farts u perceived has meddled up your brain cellz.

debosky:
Must you post one of this asinine topics everyday?

Seun should put a limit on the number of idiotic threads each individual can open.

Are u remotely saying Hotfunmi is idiotic??
I thunk i was the only member that noticed.
She is moronic!!!

The Sly:
Mistake is inevitable. . . . . . .True That!
I am not condemning the babe. . . .
I just don't buy the idea of these hide n seek games. . . . .
If she wants out. . . . . .Let her say it to her dude's face bluntly . . . . Its as simple as that

Noted.

RedHotChic:
Do you have a fish brain or do you live in lalaland? Show me a man that has "married" tattooed on his face and I'll agree with you?

U are such a Arrow!!!
Are u denying the fact that some women knowingly sleep with married men??

RedHotChic:
Are you saying that men has no control? Why can't they control their willy for once and be responsible instead of messing up someones life in the name of I love you?

A man becomes powerless if he cannot have his way. . . . .The determinant is not the man's self control!!!!
If a married man comes to u with "I Love You" and u spit in his face, is he going to RAPE u right there on the streetz??
As randy as any man can be, if the other party declines his advances there can be no CHEATING.

The Sly:
I really can't advise you on this one oooo
Agreed. . . . . . . .No one is perfect but. . . . . . . . . . .

But . . . . . .what??
Cut this woman some slack!!!!!
She made a mistake and she is trying to correct it. . . .Whatz the fuss in that??

RedHotChic:
Can somebody really take you off your loved one without your due consent? Why are so many married women labeling other innocent women that took their husbands away as "home wreckers"? If her husband had his 3rd leg in the right place, will his home be wrecked or if her game was tight, will her husband be taken away? Why don't we generally refer to men that took another man's wife as "home wreckers"?

Are you in that category that is on the look out for supposed home wreckers instead of using any available technology possible to hold your man down?

I'm sincerely grieved on why some single innocent women should be labeled as home wreckers while the men don't get equal treatment? sexism is bad,

Funmilayo out!!!

RedHotChic, use your head for ONCE!!!

Women get the blame because they have the ultimate decision to say YES or NO!!!!
If i shag u while u are with someone. . . . . . .It only means u are irresponsible, classless with no fear of God in you.
You coulda said NO but u didn't!!!!

vicade:
Not any player, ANY ENGLISH/WELSH/SCOT PLAYER.

. Diego Forlan left and i think he won the european golden boot with villareal or so and helped them to their first champins league ever.

If Gabriel Heinze was a brit, real madrid will not buy him for free and if gerard Pique was a brit , barca would not even look at him. They might have ended up in Newcastle and Aston villa respectively if they were brits.

You know the rest

I don't understand this comment of yours.
Are u saying Villareal is a bigger club than Man Utd because Forlan won the pichichi and winning the European golden shoe award??
Gabriel Heinze bought for free or bought for 8 million odd pounds. . . . . . U need to check ur facts!!!

Busta:
WHat is it with Nairaland people that makes y'all so quick to be soooooo judgemental and Immature?


to the extent that someone is calling her a bitch!!
I hate Hypocrites. . . no one is perfect please.

Thank you Busta!!!
Many women would do worse than her. . . . . .

vicade:
Roy keane is Irish. I said scottish, Welsh and English. And where did roy keane even end up, CELTIC OR SO.

Does it make any economic sense for British players to leave this island and play in countries that pay shyte money.
England is where the NEW money is. . . . . It's now the MECCA of European football so English players would rather stay here than anywhere else.

Of course, if any player leaves Man Utd, he would play for a lower club. . . This is because Man Utd is the best in the world.
When u leave the best team, the only option left is a lower club.

Tell him u are HIV positive!!!
That should send him 2000 miles away.
Goodluck.

@ Vicade,

Do u know over 30 clubs were after Roy Keane when he left Man Utd in 2005??

Poly Sci(Political Science)--------John Forte.

amyg:
How best do u end relationships?I mean all my past relationships were never really called off.most times separated by distance or i would feel its just not working so i get on with my life until they come back and i tell them them they r 25mins 2 late.Same thing with my immediate ex,anything wrong with that?i just feel its stupid telling someone its over,better let him catch d signs himself

Ya method is simply the best. . . .
I dont have the time explaining why i should leave any chic. . . . .
Stop communicating and he/she should get the message.

debosky:
@ Jackal

The invincibles are definitely gone, but I do see a renaissance in the making in certain positions

Cole - Clichy (just as good and will get better)

Lauren - Sagna (same as above)

Vieira - Fabregas (different but also stellar class)

Toure - remains

Campbell - Gallas (not as authoritative, but can do the business)

The other positions are still up for grabs, but RVP can replace Bergkamp if he achieves consistent fitness, similarly Rozzi can replace Pires.

But beyond those comparisons, Arsenal is continuously evolving; the team that won the double in '02 was quite different from the 04 invincibles (something that may NEVER be repeated). All in all, Arsenal FC still remains competitive and will win trophies again in the near future.

The difference between the class of 04 and 08 is CLEAR. . . . While the 04 class won titles. . . the 08 class finished TROPHYLESS.
What we have in RED and WHITE today are buncha losers. . . . . . Ashley Cole has been proved right!!!
Arsenal is a team of buncha unproven featherweights.

vicade:
Hannibal seems to be so sympathetic towards our plight . Your comments have been nice according to your very own standards.
The average age of all those players you crossed above today will be at least 31 or 32.You know we don't do oldies although i will give anything to have dennis bergkamp back . Almunia and gallas are the oldest players in our squad now.

United still have Brown, Neville, Scholes and Giggs from the 1999 team.
Van Der Sar is 38 and he got United outta jail when Ronaldo missed from 12 yards. . . . .
Arsene Wenger made a serious mistake selling the bulk of the 04 class before the youngsters matured fully.
This would be his excuse next season if they fail to win anything.

girlsoswit:
When you are already into a blossoming relationship that possibly might lead to the altar and then suddenly you stumble or bump (as the case may be) into an angelic creature whom you find perfectly irresistable and the next thing that goes on your mind is hw to hook up with this person (whether you are a guy or a lady) and yet there is someone in your life who needs all your care and attention, yet u cannot let the new catch slip off your arms just like that. What are you going to do? Are you going to result in double-dating or u simply let go just like that even though you cannot stop thinking of this person.

What if to make it worse, your relationship before meeting the 'new catch' is just 2 months or say probably 2 weeks? Comments please.

Keep the 2 of em . . . . . It's worth the risk if u can multi-task!!!!
While u are it, remember the 11th commandment. . . . .Thou shall not be CAUGHT!!

Pathetic!!!!

StephenP:
@topic, I don't know much about that but from the threads I've seen here on Nairaland, there are more younger men looking for older women than younger women looking for older men.

Don't believe everything u READ, hombre!!!!!

These babes are not proud about their fiascos with Old men so u won't catch em talking about it freely.
U need to go to Federal Universities in Nigeria and see these gurls doing their team once the sun sets. . .
Its a booming business. . . . . . Cash Rules. . . . .
Old men with grey hair taking young female students in their SUVs on a weekend trip.
It's pathetic.

akinalabi:
@ dayokanu,

I'll like to understand your position better.

According to that statement by Platini, he is not the best
until he performs at the bigger stage ala the Euros.

You mentioned the other players that made the top 23
like Bosingwa, Pepe, Modric, Buffon, and Sneijder.

Let them kuku give one of those the award.

You don't need to get worked up over this. The award can
go to Ashravin since he showed up at the Euros which is
the only factor to consider in your reckoning.

Obviously, Dayokanu is as idiotic as Platini/Blatter(who was given a live honourary insigna of Real Madrid in Nov. 2006).

FIFA points:-1- Cristiano Ronaldo:

a) Won the Premier League (Manchester Utd): 8 points
b) Premier League top scorer (Manchester Utd): 4 points
c) Scoring 30 goals in a season (Manchester Utd) 4 Points
d) European Golden Shoe (Manchester United): 4 Points
e) UCL golden boot winner(Manchester United): 8 points
f) PFA Player of the year (Manchester United) 4 Points
g) Won the Champions League (Manchester Utd): 14 points (Surely winning the Champions league is equally as good, if not better than winning the Euros)

Total: 46 points

2- Iker Casillas:

a) Won La Liga "spanish league" (R.Madrid): 8 points
b) Won the 'Zamora' award as the goalkeeper (Real Madrid): 4 points
c) Won EURO'2008 (SPAIN): 14 points
d) Won award as 'the best' goalkeeper at EURO'08 (SPAIN): 4 points

Total 30 points