₦airaland Forum

Pataki:
So she picking his call deserves a slap? It is totally wrong man!!!!!

If she had committed another offense deserving a slap, I would not find a fault with that, but given the case scenario as stated by the poster, it is totally WRONG!.

It's only a slap, mate!!!
Whats a slap?? It was just a simple tap on her face and was borne out of annoyance from Mr. Sylvao 2000.
Don't crucify him for his actions. . . . . .loads of us have done worse.

sylvao2000:
She pick my call and l slap her who is wrong?

U did the right thing, hombre!!!!
Why would she pick up your fone afterall the rules were in place when the relationship started!!!
Never mind, she cannot leave u because of a weak slap. . . . . .Lets hope she's learnt her lesson.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=152114.msg2522628#msg2522628 date=1216345670]Finally - we agree. Thank GOD! [/quote]It was long coming.
Although, i am not sure Eldee will like this.

I know that's the key and I'm well-versed in that now after years of dating.
What are you speechless for?
Who cut out your tongue again?
This is becoming embarrassing o!
But I'm logging off so . . . . . .

I am pleading the 5th.
The last i checked, i have got rights. . . .
Go to bed, senora . . . .and i hope u get bitten by 4000 bugs by dawn.
Arrivederci!

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=152114.msg2522599#msg2522599 date=1216344484]Yes, then they should strive to make this committed effort.
Marriage needs a lot of work to survive. This is what people don't know. They think the work ends on the wedding day.
So I agree with you on the committed effort.[/quote]Glad we can agree on something after 5000 pages!!!

About romantic novels, can you blame me?
When naija guys show love through spending money, why won't I go to romance novels to get my ideas of romance?
Romance is different from Love.
Love is something you learn to do without romance books.
It's something that's deep inside, that no romance book can teach you.

You aint seen nuthing yet!!!
I hope u don't learn the hard way.
The key is to: aim low so u don't expect too much and get disappointed.
U know the drill!!!!

According to your words on Nairaland, i doubt you know what love really entails. Don't worry, our Edo princess will teach you.

Hmmmmmmmmm. . . . . . . . . . ****Speechless****

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=152114.msg2522566#msg2522566 date=1216343455]Sex will be better with love because it becomes love-making.
Also, if it results into a baby. It's expected because y'all are married. The child is no mistake and it is something that comes out of a beautiful union without any panics of whether one parent will accept it or not.
If the woman is creative enough, the sex will get better and better and it would become something to look forward to.[/quote]J-gal, stop day-dreaming. Ok?
I have a pal who happens to be a marriage counsellor. . . .When we go down to the pub to shoot pool and he starts with tales, i laugh.
Now, don't get me wrong. . . . .married sex, live i have said, can be excellent but it needs commited effort.
This "commited effort" never existed in the early stages of the relationship but in marriage, it becomes a HUGE TASK.
Thatz ma gnosis on this issue. . . . .

You don't know more about love than i do. You have obviously displayed that your notion of love is skewed.
Love is NOT blind, it's just short-sighted.

I know a young woman like u would be full of adrenalin and other yet to be named hormones.
After reading 2000 romantic books, u think u know it all. . . . .
Books are different to reality. . . .Be warned!!!!

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=152114.msg2522537#msg2522537 date=1216342751]You can get the same centerfold in different forms.
On a serious note - it is so freaking disrespectful to compare a woman to a piece of paper which is intended to gratify useless men.
No matter how she grows, marriage is intended to celebrate love and love does not sag, neither does it drag.
If you notice how much she's sagging and it bothers you, you got married for the wrong reasons.
Be rest assured a 70 year old man in love still loves his wife even if her boobs are longer than her dress.

I have a feeling you have no idea what love entails, if not you would not be saying sturvs like this.[/quote]Don't mind me. . . . . .90% of that was just to get under Ariblaze's skin.

On a serious note,
Sex will never be as good as it was in the beginning of the relationship, but there is hope.
If men don't want sexual doom, they have to take few precautionary steps but i am sorry i can't say that tonight.
U may have to come back next thursday for marriage chats.

I know more about the word "LOVE" than u do but it stings when people over-rate it and turn it into Cinderella's tale.
Love is blind but it's got brain cells.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=152114.msg2522489#msg2522489 date=1216341918]Imagine!
No wonder you've been so shady these days.
I hope she gets back to aussie in one piece.[/quote]You cannot blame me!!

Married sex is wayyyyyyyyyyyyy better than premarital. The guy is yours, no hiding, no illegality, and you know you have all the time in the world because no one is disturbing you. I mean, it has gotta be the most fulfilling feeling on earth.

That is what married people want u to think but it's all a facade.

Lemme describe married sex for the last time. . . . .
Married sex is like having a lifetime subscription to Playboy, except that you get the same centerfold every month and pretty soon she's not 22 any more. By the time your subscription runs out, she looks like the Hot grandmother in the Playboy cartoons, with her [breasts] half way down and her hips like two socks full of nickels.  
By then, you'll want to have sex exclusively with no one [anyone] else but her."

********** I hope married folks of NL won't strangle me with this*************


@ Eldee,

I am on 180. . . . . .I even found 9ice, 2Face and Styl-Plus on itunes USA.
9ice's album is fabulous.

chika98:
This is absolutely ridiculous and without any base!

Thats your opinion. . . . .but after speaking to a dozen married men, i can conclude thus.

eldee:
C'est Finis!!!!
How many albums so far?

Couldn't buy so much today. . . . . . ma debit card went ZING ZING ZING!!!!

ariblaze:
no you are being naive
lets see, ever heard of role plays?
thats why i wont marry someone that wont match me on the sexual front to the tee
and believe me, most women would try to satisfy their men,,,,but its mindset like yours
that make men feel they have to get it elsewhere

and their is still stupid notion guys have, ___--she is my wife, mother of my children, she can't blow me anymore, i have to go get blown outside

You are the one being naive here. . . . . Lemme school u a bit on the marriage tip.

Most married men will tell u MouthAction becomes less frequent after marriage.
But there is no great mystery regarding what happens to MouthAction after marriage.
It stops because women did it in the past to hook u in the first place. Once the prize has been won there's nothing else to prove.

The theory of diminishing returns states that as consumption of the same product increases, the gratification -- or in this case, sexual fulfillment -- will not be as rewarding as in previous experiences.
The same theory applies to sexual partners; as couples continue to have sex, the enjoyment level slowly starts to decrease and this is why men go out there to cheat most of the time.
In conclusion, Married sex can still be excellent, but it will never be as good the premarital sex.

@ J-gurl,

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. . . . . . . . . . .That Edo gurl??
She is going back to Australia on saturday.

doyin13:
Okay, fine Hannibal. . . .

What do you think is the greatest move in Football?

The greatest move??
Gosh. . . . . I will have to dig in the crates.
Rivaldo's bicycle kick in one game(can't seem to remember now but i guess it became the equaliser/winner in the 90th minute).

ariblaze:
ok come your oyinbo don dey too much

wetin you dey talk sef,

marriage being about sex, or basically about sex

just so you know marriage is not just the union of two bodies, but personalities, positives and negatives like wise

we arent born solitary creatures, stay single and stay miserable, let her boobs sag, let my hair receed the personality i knew got married too, is the person i love

Stop being hypocritical. . . . .
I am not saying marriage is all about sex. . . . . But sex plays a very huge role in marriage.
90% of the men going out there to shag are doing it simply because they are not satisfied with what they have at home.
Once that starts to happen then divorce beckons. . . . .and the marriage u so much worship crumbles under ur freckled nose.


[quote author=j-girl link=topic=152114.msg2522379#msg2522379 date=1216339876]Thunder faya you for that statement. lol!
Whether women are more likely or not, the bottomline is that both have to work together to keep the excitement.[/quote]I agree both have to work together but the woman must do a bit more cos so much emphasis is on her.
Breast feeding, pregnancy and all that schitzo. . . . . .It ain't easy.
Women should eat less and keep in shape.

Which Edo gurl are u talking about??

please tell hannibal o

Tell Hannibal what??
Be deceiving yourself and think you are deceiving me.
50% of ma friends are in their 30s and all married and they tell me marriage stunts!!!

By the time couples marry, chances are that they've already had the best sex of their lives.
This is not to say that couples can't have great sex again, but they'll be setting themselves up for disappointment if they think that the sex gets better without a committed effort.

Ferocious love-making is part of the cost-of-acquisition that all women voluntarily subject themselves to.
Once their objective is accomplished (marriage), women seem to forget how much men appreciate good sex.
Then the infamous law of diminishing returns sets in.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=152114.msg2522350#msg2522350 date=1216339007]Yeah she must maintain her weight and the guy must maintain his belly. No pot bellies for the man and the woman won't increase in weight.
Men too should maintain the sex appeal. They should not become dirty pigs who have no manners, look like crap and dump their boxers anywhere for their women to pick it.[/quote]Women are more likely to triple in size more than men.
This is not to say men don't develop pot-bellies and other ugly stuffs too but then some women are just  
In a nutshell:-A sweetheart is milk, a bride is butter and a wife is cheese."

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=152114.msg2522325#msg2522325 date=1216338457]YES, the physical is important but it should not be a deciding factor in a relationship.
When you buy a BMW this year - you expect it to be outdated in 20 years shey?
Would it have no dents? No wear and tear? Won't it be serviced?[/quote]You are taking 12 steps backwards. . . . .

When i buy a Beema, it will inevitably get old but it won't increase in weight and size, innit??
A woman must maintain that sex appeal throughout in marriage and not increase like a killer Whale in 3 years.
I think the Church should endeavour to educate women on what and what not to eat in marriage.


@ Queenisha,

FYI, I am choosing a babe from your village.
Never mind, u shall get an invite.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=152114.msg2522306#msg2522306 date=1216337771]@ hannibal - you have started again shey?Oh please! If you gain 50 pounds, it will probably be a blessing because it will cover your ribs.
Spouses take each other for granted because they lose the excitement in their relationship and it becomes boring.
A wedding changes some people for the better and some for the worse.
Hannibal - you better get married before you have grey hair. I'm sure you don't want people confusing your children for your grandchildren.[/quote]Don't get me wrong, Jay-gurl.

Within a relationship, both men and women should have a say in what the other person looks like physically.
After all, attraction is the key to a healthy relationship.
Now I'm not saying that attraction is the only essential element in a relationship, but it does help; and anyone that argues this point is deluding themselves.
After all, the definition of love, philosophically speaking, is attraction preceeded by admiration.

Why shouldn't one have a say if their wife or husband puts on too much weight from sitting on the couch and eating AKPU all day?
When you buy a car, a BMW for instance, you expect it to remain a BMW.  
The car won't become a GoodYear blimp with time, it will inevitably get old but will always remain a BMW.
So if a woman or man no longer looks like they used to, don't be afraid to communicate that they should get back into shape.
As with all things though, subtlety is your best ally.

P.S. I will marry when Father Francis agrees to change the vows in me church.

ariblaze:
mid 20s huh?
oki,
i would be a little disappointed if your writeup doesnt generate discuss

It won't generate anything.
The people out there know it's the TRUTH.

doyin13:
How I go forget 

But me I was thinking more of specific skills e.g stepovers or flip flaps

and if you want to talk about players biting the dust, how about ankle breakers in basketball. How sick is that

Please. . . . . . .Basketball is a useless game. . . . Nuthing spectacular.
Even in the days of Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley. . . . It doesn't thrill me as much as football.
Football is the game of men. . . . .It drives people crazy, husband killing wife and fans screwing emselves up with a shank.
Have u seen Football Factory??   Thats passion.

American Football?? 

ariblaze:
hmm, i hear you

you married?

tell me what you feel about marriage

Married??
Not yet, amigo!!! I am still in me mid-20s.
I am not going to get married until the vows are changed.

A wedding transforms both men and women.
For whatever reason, spouses begin to take each other for granted. It is probably because they know that they'll be together until death do us part. Maybe someone should change the vows to until death do us part or until you gain fifty pounds -- whichever comes first.  
This may sound a little harsh, but it would probably keep the vow exchangers on their toes.

debosky:
Parochial Partisanship indeed!

jackal wouldn't say a fair word about anyone even if it knocked him right in the head.

Henry is not an 'out and out' striker in the conventional mode, but led the line magnificently in the 2006 CL run, often playing as the lone striker in a 4-5-1 arrangement. Now if Henry who isn't an out and out per se can play that role, why can't others? Once again, I say it depends on how the coach decides to deploy a player.

Anelka was an 'out and out' before he went to Chelski, where Grant converted him into a dud left winger come striker.

Fergie is trying to be as coy as a 16 year old virgin. . . i'm not deceived - its obviously Berba, but with the mucking about going on in the transfer market, he'd rather keep his choice close to his chest for now.

Henry is a very good player. . . . . How can u compare Henry to a dud like Adebayor??
Don't get me wrong. . . . .Ade improved incredibly last season. . . I wouldn't have wagered Ade would score 30 goals in a season.
Letz face it . . . . .  .Eduardo is a better striker than Ade and i hope he comes good next season(I almost forgot he still plays for Arsenal).

It's not Berbatov. . . . .
Fergie emphasised the word "young".
Berbatov is not young so i am willing to place me bet on Nicklas Bendtner.

@ Doyin13,

If Wenger thinks that way, Ade would be paid 120K a week.
Adebayor is a flash in a pan. . . . . .and with Derby County out of the Premier League u have to worry about Adebayor's league goals next season.
The poof even claims to be 24 which in ma opinion should be converted to YEN.

ariblaze:
@Hannibal


lol,

not me bro

just a story thats all

don't believe in divorce

i mate for life

For real??
Anyways, i think u should still talk to Chico Ejiro.
Zeb may be too cumbersome for u.

doyin13:
So Thierry is an out and out forward in the Shearer, Nistelrooy mode?

Did i say that??

All i am saying is Henry didn't miss as many as Adebayor while at Arsenal PLUS his offside count didn't clock 15 in any one season.
Adebayor is not an out n out striker in the mould of Ruud or Torres.
There are few players like that around the world these days. . . . .

@ Ariblaze,

Do u make a living with these stories or what??
U want a divorce and all of a sudden, no divorce again. . . .
I can hook u up with Zeb Ejiro.

Doyin13, i ain't impressed about ur grammar. . . . I am not a chic so save that for the court rooms.

Andy Cole, Thierry Henry and Inzaghi in Adebayor's category. . . .
U must be smoking woolies. . . . . . .
How can u come here and say Adebayor is an example of the traditional centre forward/out n out striker??
Do u really know your football?

Your analysis is putrescent.

doyin13:
Lets hear your opinion folks. . . . .What do you think is the greatest move, or skill
if you like, across all sports.

Whether it be a dribble in Soccer, an alley oop dunk in basketball,
the dhoosra in cricket etc.

Are u shitting me??
It's DRIBBLING IN SOCCER.
Have u forgotten how JJ Okocha made Oliver Khan bite the dust thrice in 1994/95 season??

doyin13:
Hmm. . . .If another argument comes up on Torres, you will probably point to his lack of goals at Athletico.

You are twisting the facts to suit different arguments Hannibal.

Adebayor has a lot of qualities that make him classy, and I suspect you know it.

Qualities like being caught offside 66 times in one season!!!
Blimey. . . . . .what about his appaling chance conversion rate??
Doyin13, Football is not your forte. Stick to geography.

RedHotChic:
Part II is " How can a man like Hannibal who has erectile Dysfunction manage to wreck his home by cheating"?

The answer is simple. . . . . and it's because Hannibal does not suffer any dysfunction.
I have tonnes of women who can testify to that.
Blimey. . . . .I know loads of men who think u are a nympho.
They are so wrong. . . . .Ya problem is your lack of clitoris.

RedHotChic:
Don't worry; That's his usual antics but am already immune to that.

RedHotChic. . . . . we have seen Home Wrecker Part 1. . . . . .where is the 2nd part.
I love the fact that people are pissed with your muguness!!!!
Keep being a ninny.

RedHotChic:
Even if that is true, it's still not noticeable which implies that i do not suffer the embarrassment brought upon you by ED. Have you tried healing ministries?

Who says u don't suffer embarrassment?? Look at this wimp!!!
Why do u think those geezers leave u after a night of shag.
When you lock a man down for 90 mins without reaching ur orgasm. . . .He would flee.
If ur clit was there. . . . .It shouldn't take u more than 6 mins.

RedHotChic:
Shut up, we know you have erectile dysfunction. Please stop announcing it to everybody.

Anuofia!!!
U think everyone is like u. . . . .
Ya clitoris suffers from erectile dysfunction after ur nasty circumcision.

syren:
Why am I a village girl, because I'm right?  

Nah. . . . . .Because u are wrong.
Shropshire is a village, innit??
I went there some months ago and every white kid wanted to take a pic with me.

Queenisha:
the point of this whole thread is to tell you men to keep your we wees locked up except for your women.
A recent study says the average adult male averages 7 erections a day.
What is wrong with them?

Thats a blatant lie.
7 erections a day are for the adolescents. . . . .not full grown men.

RedHotChic:
Roflmao; Sometimes I just wonder what goes on inside your head. You are so rotten and i think that onlt the coalition of Adeboye, TB Joshua and kumiyi may deliver you. You need spiritual help ASAP.

If i am rotten. . . . . U are rotten with a putrescent mind.

syren:
Shows how much you know jumping off buildings must have really taken it's toll on you then   And both parties take the blame  

Get off ma childhood antics. . . . .
Village gurl!!!

Pataki:
You want to blow me with grammar? Women are the most fecund specie to show a precise form of deception in relationships. Their perspicuity at hiding the truth is unbeatable! To confute what I have stated will be a dangerous form of sophistry you can ever display. What a prodigal prodigy!!!!!!

Pataki, don't turn this into a grammar class.
Perspicuity and sophistry?? Am i in Russia??
Tread softly, abeg.