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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by Hannibal: 10:58pm On Jul 18, 2008
@ Doyin13,

Dont be silly. . . . . .Chelsea are adequately covered.

RB position: Bosingwa, Boulahrouz, Essien, Ferreira, Ivanovic.

Thats how STRONG they are!!!! grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 10:38pm On Jul 18, 2008
debosky:
@ hannibal
Well I know my reasoning is far beyond your comprehension, so why bother? Who is denying the victories of the past? Who is denying that a decline set in? Who says we are HAPPY at being 3rd? Does acknowledging a promising (if unsatisfying) improvement signal happiness? Y'all need to be lobotomized and fitted with rat temporal lobes. The scumtwat brain is completely useless. sad
Stop talking like a ponce.
Finishing 3rd after being the major rival of Man Utd for so many years is appaling.
The so called Arsenal V United rivalry has been watered down because u have fallen from grace to GRASS.
The giants of English football are now Chelsea and of course, Man Utd.
Romance › Re: Yes I Slap Her: by Hannibal: 9:49pm On Jul 18, 2008
Lady J:
d day u grow up in your way of reasoning,will be d day we will start reading your replies wt interest,but until then your replies make no sense,hit your head on your keyboard if u want to,you're still a kid
So this is JennyKad??

Ohhh meee days. . . . . . .  .Before i start exasperating. . . .
Kneel down there, raise up your hands, close ya eyes and open your mouth.
So u are the one masking to be Lady J. . . . . . .May Thunder fire your keyboard and your PC screen.

@ Queenisha,

Do u know how uncouth, unrefined and classless u sound whenever u come up with ur Igbo language. . .
After so many years in the western world, u still exhibit animalistic tendencies.
Its a shame. . . . . . .********Hannibal shakes his head*******
Romance › Re: Yes I Slap Her: by Hannibal: 9:41pm On Jul 18, 2008
Lady J:
mennnnn its obvious you're just a toddler still suckling on your feeding bottle

grow up man ,because insults wont solve anything,d earlier u start thinking like  a real man,and stop acting like a child who still attends d kindergarten d better for u

i don't care if u insult me form now till tomorrow ,because we all r used to your childish behaviour on d net,grow up
I don't even have time for runts like u.
As a bad ass, i would deny u the attention u seriously crave.
End of.

eldee:
1. We don't know if he was really staring
2. Every body has his/her buttons, hers might be jealousy
Don't mind these roaches.
I feel so sorry for the so called "future leaders". The future appears BLEAK.
Babu "cognitive reasoning".
Romance › Re: Yes I Slap Her: by Hannibal: 9:35pm On Jul 18, 2008
Lady J:
i don't work on cheap cases,because all u know is insults,u can never pass a message across wtout insulting d person,so insults my dear wont do u any good
u berra get it into your head that all u post here are not true,you're just trying to sound tough but we all know that you're far from that
Now u deserve to be SLAPPED!!!

Tell a billy goat to sit and it stands.
All y'all nonces born during the civil war have had your ear drums jammed with the sounds of gunshots.
Whether i am a coward or not shouldn't be your concern.
Try your hands on SUDOKU a bit for mental exercise.

Uche2nna:
There is no thinking cap big enough to figure out a woman. A woman can keep a secret for donkey years if she so wishes and the man would know no better. So You might still end up with a post-wedding present despite all your thinking caps.
Anutha reasonable member. . . . .
Now it's obvious the so-called experienced and the aged are not only spastic BUT dorks. grin cheesy
Romance › Re: Yes I Slap Her: by Hannibal: 9:27pm On Jul 18, 2008
Lady J:
on d net i guess,not physically i know

because people like u end up doing nothing ,and would lick her toes just to bring peace

so drop all this your supposed tough side,because u aint tough,you're trying to be,but its too late because u cannot be
Get off ma case. . . .
I am done having discussion with irrational beings like u.
Blimey. . . . .get someone else with the same level of IQ as yours.


eldee:
I still insist . . . it depends on what she did
Of course, it depends on what she's done. . . .
Say u take ur partner to a restaurant and she pours a drink on ur face for something as little as u staring at someone.
What would u do??
Romance › Re: Yes I Slap Her: by Hannibal: 9:23pm On Jul 18, 2008
Lady J:
im beginning to believe that,u just post all this sometimes because you're on d net

i doubt if u have d guts to graze your hands on a womans skin not to talk of slapping her
Keep ya beliefs in your breast pocket. . .
All i know is . . . . . .if a woman violates, she gets SLAPPED.


Cristalz:
@Queenisha
Yep,i'm just a child grandma cheesy

Seems you will never understand my point. No woman should accept being treated like a stubborn cow when she doesn't deserve it. A woman should have her pride and self-esteem.
She should also treat a man right.When he takes her for granted,she shouldn't take it in silence.

But a woman whoz just evil should have Nemesis visit her big time. If it burns y'all that i think this way,complain to your kids. grin

As ancient as you all are it beats my imagination how y'all still think every woman is a jewel. Pity. For all your 'experience', y'all are the ones talking like over-grown babies.
I am impressed. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Yes I Slap Her: by Hannibal: 9:17pm On Jul 18, 2008
Cristalz:
Lol.  grin I'm not married.  .  .still too early for that.

I just happen to have been around some really nasty women this side of planet Earth. Lemme ask you, a woman who physically abuses a child or slaps her husband's younger brother for coming over to the house @ 4 instead of 3.  .  .  .what would you do to her? Hug her and say ''honey please just take it easy''?

Another thing Queenisha,Omoge,Busta and co are missing here is that i never said 'take a woman and make her your regular punching bag'. For once,read with unbiased eyes.Your views are sensible and right,but try see it from another point of view besides your own. A woman that behaves deplorably should be embraced? Given the red carpet treatment? My being a woman will not make me condone inhumane behavior from my fellow women. I am in support of the royal treatment for women who are real women,who know how to comport themselves and who,when they make mistakes,make sensible ones. Men who disrespect such women should be hanged. But there are always two sides to a coin. Just as some women are the real deal,some are just excuses for the word. Its those i believe ned discipline.

Heck,if society,be it Nigerian,American,British,whatever,believed seriously erring women should not be touched,why do they still send such women to prison where they get flogged,raped and given hard labor? Be realistic here pleaze!
Stop wasting the energy u need in ur matrimony on billy and nanny-goats.
Open their heads, drop science into it and 99% of em are still clueless.
A woman should be treated like a queen even when she commits the most grievious offence. . . . Buncha asswaxes.
Romance › Re: Yes I Slap Her: by Hannibal: 8:59pm On Jul 18, 2008
Cristalz:
@CH3COO et al.

I'm a pity to women folk for being objective?

Honest to God,i think y'all have never come across some really wicked women in this life. Women who make you want to run to the devil's house and hide. Just a pity that you all believe all women are made of gold and roses.Not all women are so wonderful.

As for my future daughters,i will bring them up so well that men will have no choice but to treat them like queens. A woman's behavior is everything. She should be gentle but not stupid. She should be smart but not loud and aggressive. She should be tactful and sensible. When a woman behaves like a woman should,even her man knows she holds the power and just lets him think he does. When a woman behaves like this and her man still hits her,then he should be shot in the knee cap.

But when a woman behaves like a trashy mamba,heck,she should be called to order in the most reasonable way her man thinks best. Any man that's been with a bad,as in,b-a-d woman will understand my point. And any girl thats been around one will too. All of you who've had everything smooth and easy all their lives with other human beings will never get it.

Call me whatever you will,but it aint going to change facts.
Cristalz, SAY no more. . . . . . .You are wasting resources.
Tell your Dad to pick up the phone now. . . . . I hope Pataki, Debo and Eldee are not jamming his line.
Remember they are GAYnners o. . . . . .That leaves me and Doyin13.
But. . . . Doyin is a polygamist. tongue tongue tongue


Queenisha:
ROFL.
My stalker indeed.
The man is seriously trying to put sand in my garri.
I've handed him over to God
Who wouldn't try to put sand in your Garri?
It was nice while it lasted with him. grin grin
Romance › Re: Yes I Slap Her: by Hannibal: 8:56pm On Jul 18, 2008
Queenisha:
I asked you earlier if you've been slapping your way through life and I'm sure the answer is no.
I wonder how else you pick and choose whom to slap and whom to reason with.
I'm sure you'll dare not think of slapping someone you know will pummel you to the ground like a wrap of moi moi.
Hypocrite!
Then u dunno me. . . . .

I have never been afraid whats on me mind to anyone be u GOLIATH.
Was raised in an environment where i fight for what is RIGHT . . .  .I back down for no one.
So, if someone like Goliath pushes his boundaries, he shall get slapped. . . . .
If he beats me to a PULP, he would go home n remember he got SLAPPED.
Romance › Re: Yes I Slap Her: by Hannibal: 8:52pm On Jul 18, 2008
Pataki:
@ Hannibal,
Do not even dare try it!!!!!! grin cheesy grin

Leave it, don't touch it!!!!
Cassiel's Dad has already agreed terms and conditions.

I am flying down to do me medicals on sunday.
It seems u are late, amigo.
Try Omoge. tongue tongue tongue



Pataki:
Because she stated her points infers she is mumu?

What kind of a woman are you? undecided
I don't understand Queenisha lately.
Her stalker must be affecting her psyche.
She's been so irrational in the last 48 hrs.
Romance › Re: Yes I Slap Her: by Hannibal: 8:44pm On Jul 18, 2008
Queenisha:
what do you call disrespect?
I'm happy you're a woman yourself and hopefully you'll marry someday and give birth to daughters so you can carefully expound your list of justified and unjustified slaps.
You need help!
Nah. . . . . . .You need help.
You push your boundaries in the name of "i am the weaker sex" and i can do whatever i bloody want.
If a woman pushes her boundaries around me, she shall get SLAPPED.

omoge:
so woman pour wine on hannibaba face for strolling out of the table? grin grin

sounds great kiss
Hanni-baba?? Thats funny!!!

Meanwhile, i don't take such act of animalism from any woman even if u are Paris Hilton.
U disrespect me in public, i ma slap u like u've never been slapped before.
Romance › Re: Yes I Slap Her: by Hannibal: 8:40pm On Jul 18, 2008
Cristalz:
@I'm being objective here. Fact is some women take the 'treat her like a lady' thing for granted. They use it as an opportunity to disrespect their men because they've got immunity. I just don't think its fair to the men.
Lemme repeat it again: You are very very clever and reasonable.
I am calling ur Dad ASAP to proceed with the marriage schitzo. tongue tongue tongue

Blimey. . . . .I took a girl to a restaurant and she poured a glass of wine on me face.
Her reasons: I was staring at anutha woman. . . . . .

And some people here think she doesn't deserve to be SLAPPED.
Sweet Jesus. . . . . .Am i in the land of Philistines?
Romance › Re: Yes I Slap Her: by Hannibal: 8:36pm On Jul 18, 2008
doyin13:
I agree with Hannibal jare. . . .

Some women actually want you to hit them.

If you refuse, they would think you are less of a man. . . .
Exactly me sentiments.
Some gurls push u to the boundaries to see if u will TAKE CHARGE!!!
She violates. . . . . . .DEAL with her appropriately.
No questions.
Romance › Re: Yes I Slap Her: by Hannibal: 8:31pm On Jul 18, 2008
Queenisha:
I don't care what she did.
I'm sure fellow men have done worse things to you including Naija policemen.
I'm sure you haven't been slapping your way through life
have you?
Exactly ma point. . . .

Slaps are so common everywhere so whats the big deal with Sylvao2000 slapping his gurl for whatever reason.
In the UK, teenagers do "happy slapping" and their friends put it on camera.
U are going to work. . . . a boy/gurl of 11 walks up to u and despatches a hot slap on ur pancaked-face and run away.
What are u gonna do? Grab his balls or boobs. . . .

Abegggi. . . . . . . .When a slap is inevitable. . . .relax and enjoy it.
Romance › Re: Yes I Slap Her: by Hannibal: 8:27pm On Jul 18, 2008
Cristalz:
@post
She picked your call,ok.  .  .  .  .what did she say to the caller?

The slap will be justified if she had insulted the caller or told the caller never to call again or something. But if all she did was say,''hez not here right now,could you call back in 5 mins?'' or something similar,i don't see anything wrong in it.

If you slap her for picking up your call,what will happen the day she mistakenly over-salts the soup? Pour boiling water on her head? Temper's never helped anybody.
U are very reasonable. kiss kiss kiss kiss

Let the others keep bleating like billy goats on heat without checking the details.
Romance › Re: Yes I Slap Her: by Hannibal: 8:24pm On Jul 18, 2008
eldee:
Leave them, let them be claiming Ruff Ryderz there
It always ends with 'You MUST KILL ME OOOH' cheesy
What do u expect? It's a freaking forum. . . .
Every woman here is a boxer that can beat their boy/fs if he misbehaves.
Queenisha has never been cheated on before cos she is the smartest chic on earth.
Omoge is a ninja. . . . .She wld slice his man's willy if he tries anything stupid.
Let em continue to deceive themselves and suffer in silence.

I don't advocate for violence but some women go OTT sometimes and the best way is to DEAL with em.
Romance › Re: Yes I Slap Her: by Hannibal: 8:20pm On Jul 18, 2008
omoge:
Hannibal,
there are no trashbag in today's world especially not where i am. so take a chill pill and go on slapping women in nigeria okay.
surely, their eyes are opening these days,  and u came here bragging that she came back telling u she deserved it,  abeg go siddon NA LIE

Am sure she slapped u back. it is men like you that slap a lady and the brothers came back beating blue and red grin.
Its a LIE??
Well. . . . .if u say so. . . . . why should i dispute what happened to me with u?
Makes no sense so i ma rest me case here.


Queenisha:
You need to lose this sick mindset.
did you see your father slapping your mom whenever she put too much salt in the egusi soup.
Where on earth did you learn that this behaviour is acceptable ?
U need to lose this unrefined way of analysing things.
Are u here comparing the good behaviour of our parents' generation to the classless and uncouth women we have around these days?
U of all people should know better.
I don't support violence of any sort but sometimes u have to agree some women deserve to be heavily slapped.

If i tell u what led to the incident of me slapping the gurl in question, u would swallow ur words and apologise to me.
Romance › Re: Yes I Slap Her: by Hannibal: 8:09pm On Jul 18, 2008
omoge:
@ Pataki,

I'm here o. And I mean it, for a man to slap me? for whatever reason, na the johnny/abunna i will just grab right away and twist it.
Hannibal and co, well una never jam.
You are yet to meet one good one/gbagbati.
So be careful the chic you lay hands on.
Why do i feen it's women like u that gets treated like a trash bag.
Multiple slaps from ur drunken partners and ur undying love burns for him forever.
A slap is not a kick or a punch. . . . .It's only a SLAP.
Romance › Re: Yes I Slap Her: by Hannibal: 8:05pm On Jul 18, 2008
Dosman:
Poster I am really disappointed in yo and your many cohort that av contributed in support of your action.
Fine,she was wrong but you could do the same if she was in control and you don't feel secured.
You really need to apologise to her and plz don't do such thing again.
It seems u have a problem.

State ur opinion and pls don't attack other people that are against ur beliefs.
One thing i cannot stand about hypocritical bigots like u is your holier than thou attitude.
Lemme guess. . . . . U have never lied before, never slapped, never hissed, never cussed. . .  .
Ohh me Gosh, U are Jesus Christ in a black skin. . . . . . .Tssssssk. . . . .tsssssssk.

Queenisha:
no be you tell us your girl came crawling back and saying she deserved to be slapped by you.
Men like you ought to be pushed onto a moving acellar train grin
laying your ricketty hands on someone's daughter and sister.
U need to slow ur roll and stop acting like a freedom fighter for women.
I expect u to have asked what transpired that warranted such slaps but then as a typical Naija woman, u go ballistic.
Learn to be patient: Look before u leap otherwise. . . . .U might just jump of a cliff one day.
Romance › Re: Yes I Slap Her: by Hannibal: 7:58pm On Jul 18, 2008
Queenisha:
it's obvious you carry girls with no self esteem.
them never born the person
And what do u carry around u?
Men with no dignity!!!!
Romance › Re: Yes I Slap Her: by Hannibal: 7:53pm On Jul 18, 2008
Busta:
keep dodging my questions.

are u indirectly confessing to having slapped a girl before?
I lie not before God. . . . .Yes, i have slapped a gurl before in me Uni days.
She came back 3 days later to say she deserved it so. . . . . what have u got to say to that!!!! tongue tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 7:51pm On Jul 18, 2008
debosky:
grin grin grin

@ coded how can it be a winner takes all competition? Don't other positions get prize money, or qualify for the CL? When i said you only understand 0 and 1, I meant your brains were binary operators, not able to grasp complex interplay of issues and different perspectives. tongue

Like I said earlier, there are two ways to progress from say 4th to 1st. . . you either jump all three positions in one fell swoop or you move in stages/phases till you reach the summit. But that might be too complex again to understand. sad

We want to win trophies no doubt, but are smart enough to understand that given how we've fallen away over the past couple of seasons, its not going to happen by fiat. cool
I can only laugh at Debosky's idiocy.
What has remarkable improvement gotta do with Arsenal's shambolic performance in the last 4 years.
This was the same team that won the PREM twice in 3 seasons(2002 and 2004) and now all u can clutch is latent improvements??
So if u notch 89 points next season and come 4th, u would be happy??
You need to be shot in the face with a high-velocity paintball rifle. angry angry angry
Romance › Re: Yes I Slap Her: by Hannibal: 7:49pm On Jul 18, 2008
@ Pataki,

Some chics deserve to be slapped. . . . . .
For a fone-call, he shoulda warned her seriously and the slap looks a bit OTT.
But then, it's not abnormal.
Why is everyone feigning the holier than thou attitude.?? . . . . .  Who hasn't slapped someone before here??

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