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Chat2MeBac:
Abomination!!

@topic
My childhood crush was the son of one of my dad's colleagues, Man I had it bad for that guy. But the dude said I was a "little girl", Well Karma did come back. By the time I got to Secondary school, with my bust and hips in tow, he was all over me like bubble bees, But by then, I was just NOT into him.

He's married today, but still calls periodically to inform of (according to him), what might have been, Que las ti ma

U are in trouble.
By the time u get back from ur party, your clothes would be waiting outside in em Ghana bags.
I thunk u said u were a church gurl as a kid!!!!   Crush on who??

Chat2MeBac:
so u see, it's NOT unheard of then,

Unheard. . . . .ahn ahn . . . . not likely.
It's well practiced in Nigeria. . . . .
Women and their evil ways. . . .
When u see a man leaving his wife n kids for anutha babe. . . It's not natural. . . . . .It's a doctored incident.
Nigerian women know how to make murder smell like suicide/natural death.

Chat2MeBac:
LOL, chillax, It was meant to humour my dearly beloved above, I am just kidding oo

What type of humour??
Blimey. . . . .women do this in Nigeria.
At least i saw a Nollywood actress doing that in a movie.

Re: How To Make Anyone Fall In Love With You

Anyone?? What a dumb topic!!!!
How can u make anyone(including sexual deviants, tramps, vagrants, pederasts, onanists and all sorts) fall in love with someone.
Where are the mods for crying out loud??

@ Eldee,

Exactly ma sentiments!!!

The same intelligence possessed by a church mouse. . . .Poor, watery and uncouth.
Guys can be deadly. . . . .Trust me!!!

Without any prior arrangement. . . .You meet your friend dilly-dallying with your supposed chic and u keep a straight face. . . .
He sees u, he reads your body language and he leaves immediately to let u have your time n space with her.
After the whole rendezvous. . . . . . .You meet him at the pub, compare notes and work together as a unit to make her pay.
Meanwhile, the nymphet is right there believing stupidly that she is a playette. . . . . What a laugh!!!

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=9664.msg2531044#msg2531044 date=1216515414]@j-girl
Noo you guys are the confused ones see what you girls don't understand is sometimes we even act interested especially when we see she is playing hard to get and then the moment yall let your guards down and give us that funk that sweet that nasty and gushy stuff we are out the door.Some guys will calculatively wait while some will just walk out what matters to me is chemistry if you like a dude don't hide it[/quote]Touche. . .

eldee:
Yeah . . . those names that come up in pubs before football matches
After everything the 'playa chics' end up as ushers in church

Afterall God loves everyone

. . . . . .U catch ma drift.

I laugh me ass out whenever gurls try to play men within the same city.

Men for what they are love socialising. . . . .within minutes a dude can make 20 friends in a pub and merry.
While referencing and cross-referencing. . U find out that u and 3 other guys are paging the same chic and we all come to an agreement to stay mute!
The funniest one is meeting ur friend in ur gurl's room and pretending u guys dont know each other. . . . .
Blimey. . . .the chic in question tells the other guy u are her cousin/admirer and vice versa(what a cheap method).
Oblivious to her, when em geezers go back to the pub, they compare notes and laugh it off.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=9664.msg2530997#msg2530997 date=1216512991]Lol! Sorry o!
Keep your hints to yourself jare! They don't work for me
Women contribute more to divorce than men? If they spent more time playing hard to get and more time courting, maybe they would have realized that they needed more time apart.
There is no guarantee about breaking of hearts when it comes to men which is why you should have many backups. All of them cannot break your heart at the same time. It is impossicant.
Some women are vicious because they know how to be discreet in shattering the hearts of men. They also know how to do it in such a way that no man will know he's getting played.

Trust me. . . . . . .I know [/quote]Women are vicious. . . . . Let em continue.
The end shall surely justify the means.

20 men can break your heart at the same time.
Ever heard of tag team?? Do u know it's possible for 6 friends to be dating u without your knowledge??
They jam each other in your crib, pretend they don't know each other but laugh behind your back!!!
If i tell u the kind of stuffs i did in ma Uni days, u would go to the abbey and become a nun.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=9664.msg2530977#msg2530977 date=1216512129]Men do not commit. Most women have the intention of viewing relationships as commitment. That's why guys go into relationships anyhow.
They should allow their patience to keep receding, the divorce rates are increasing.
Explains why they marry jezebels before they figure it out.[/quote]Women contribute more to divorce more than men. . . . .What have u got to say to that??
Besides, is there any guarantee that a guy u played hard for won't break ur heart atomically??
Some men are vicious. . . .the more u play them. . . the more they wanna leave ur heart broken/bludgeoned and ripped apart.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=9664.msg2530954#msg2530954 date=1216511510]Finally!
Leave hints like what?
No real friend sneaks behind her friend's back to get a dude she knows loves her friend
The dude has to be smart too. If he truly likes the girl, he won't be swayed easily.
As huge as the ratio is, there's still a possibility.
Guys are real pains, I swear.
I wonder why on earth they cannot define what they want and stick to it.
They want girls who play hard but drop hints.
Jeez! Every married woman deserves a medal.[/quote]We are more sure of what we want than women.
Men don't ask hypothetical questions like y'all do. . . . . they spot their targets and they go for 'em ASAP.

The ratio is very much against em females. The odds are stacked against y'all!!
Men's patience are receding. . . . .It used to be 1 month back in the days. . . . . now it's 1 week.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=9664.msg2530938#msg2530938 date=1216510791]If she does not play hard to get, it will be very hard to get a guy who loves her as much as he would if he got her easily.
Guys love the chase and they appreciate the fact that they had to chase to get the girl.
Nothing good comes easy. . . . . . that's what they say.[/quote]I agree witcha!!!

The chase is fun. . . . . . .every man enjoys it but if it stretches too long, it becomes watery.
Let a guy chase for 3 days and decide what u want to do with him.
Even if u are not ready to date yet. . . . . .Leave hints for him to know u are interested but not 100% sure yet.
Closing doors on him all the time and expecting him to come back for more is R-I-S-K-Y.
Before u know it, your home-girl is sneaking behind u to see the dude.
Remember, the ratio is huge. 7:1.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=9664.msg2530924#msg2530924 date=1216510146]LMAO!

5 - 10 bfs, if i can control it, will be perfect
However, my capacity can only take 3 at a time. No more than that
There will be nuisance value on my stuff.
There's enough technology to take the decimal point off, convert to dollars and add about 6 zeros at the end. [/quote]U can play 3 geezers at a time?? Sweeeeeeeeeeeet Jesus!!!!!

Enough technology to eliminate the decimals?? I agree.
What about the legendary status that follows u everywhere. . . . . .Posterity will surely judge.
Take a cue: When u like a guy enough to the point of ur heart skipping 2 beats when he calls, go for IT!!!!
U have nuthing to LOSE.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=9664.msg2530914#msg2530914 date=1216509561]Women ask so many questions to be sure. Nowadays, I advise women to have a main boyfriend and then have as many backups as they can keep away from each other. If a woman can handle 5 guys, so be it. Guys of today do the same and whatever is good for the goose is good for the gander. This is the same reason why I think playing hard to get is a waste of time. Say yes to all 10 of them and cut them down one by one. The process of elimination has proven to be one of the best. [/quote]If u lead the way, others would follow.
Look at this polyandrist. . . . . .5-10 boy/fs at a time.
You forgot the whatchumacallit has a meter that reads??
The nuisance value will be so high, it will drive your bride price down to decimals in Cedis!!!

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=9664.msg2530883#msg2530883 date=1216508495]If the girl has it all. She's fine, sexy, daring, and is a career woman all-in-one, you'll see how many guys she'll be suspending.
It depends on the the way the girl looks too.
Wowo girls don't make shakara too much because they know what the chances are.[/quote]There are many pebbles on the beach. . . .

Fine, sexy. daring and a career women. . . . .They are 2 for $5 everywhere u turn.
While u are playing hard to GET. . . .A woman with more qualities is hoping n praying to land a man to stopher endless sleepless nights without a man.
Women can't make decisions to save a life. . . . .what if, what is, why, how, when and all that.

Although men are less likely to commit to a relationship, when they do fall for a woman in particular, they are usually surer about it than their female counterparts.
Men aren't as likely to ask hypothetical questions such as "what if I meet someone at work?" and "what if she's not Ms. Right?" Women, on the other hand, ask themselves too many questions in order to figure out whether you're the man they have been looking for their whole life.

Buncha time-wasters!!!

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=9664.msg2530838#msg2530838 date=1216507549]On a personal level, I don't play hard to get but that gets me in so much trouble because the guys don't cater to me as much as they are supposed to.

So girl, make him work hard for at least a month.
Guys only appreciate what they work for, not what they get so easily.
You need to play hard to get to get them to cherish you forever and ever.
Don't mind Hannibal's advice. He's only talking this way because he's on the losing side of the fence.

Play your games, it keeps them on their toes even in the relationship.[/quote]Work hard for a MONTH??
God knows i won't be there by the time she comes back to her ground state.
Keep who on a leash for one month??

Although i must agree there's a thin line between the schitzo.
If a woman has your number and has declined two of your invitations without mentioning the possibility of a future date, she's not playing hard to get; she's playing hard to never get.

If she were interested, she would call you at some point or at least apologize for being so busy and give you a future possibility, like mentioning that next week is much better for her and that the two of you can go out then. If she's busy all the time and makes no attempt to keep the window of possibility open, it's clear she doesn't want to waste either of your time. Move on, game over.

SoReal:
Howdy all,
I met this guy bout 2 weeks ago. Therez this chemistry that we both can't deny. He seems like a very nice person. He thinks we should work on a rship. this may sound silly but don't u think a girl needs 2 play hard 2 get for sometime? just so she doesnt seem desperate.
Comments PLSSSSSSSS

Playing hard to GET might come back to bite ur ass REAL HARD.
Why waste time when u already know chemistry exists between you 2s. . . .
Ya playing hard to get might get him bored which may drive him to other chics.
Get real. . . . Take whatz yours!!!

onyinye2:
Hannibal, now come on now. Are you serious?? what chic would send a goon over to her boyfriend?? unless the girl is truly crazy, yeah it aint happening. And besides, i thought a goon would even involve himself in such matters. i have seen brothas go nuts when the relationship is over too so stop being bias. Dont act like a brotha gets restraining orders put on him cause they do.

He is no longer her boy/f. . . . .He is now an "ex-boy/f", remember??

Of course, some girls are psychotic. . . . . They would try every means possible to get EVEN.
Sometimes they even go after the new girlfriend. . . .2 decent whacks of a baseball bat on her knee-caps.
Trust me. . . . . there are crazy lots out there.

syren:
Oh come on  I don't know where you live but you need to get out of your "hood" for a while. I didn't say all were talking about the regular women you'll date not female gangsters. You tell her it's not working out, she'll perhaps cry a little or curse you  and you move on.  And if she doesn't there's always your restraining order. But end it don't string her along and complicate things. 

There can be no area posher than where i stay in the capital so GET REAL. . . .
I am not a countryside geezer like ya.

Is there any area in London devoid of violence these days??
Women turn to female gangstars after the so-called "break-ups" not BEFORE.
Did u ever think Vivica Fox would be a stalker before she met Fiddy Cent?? 50 had to get a restraining order on her. . . .about 100-mile radius.

StephenP:
Let me rephrase that. You said "If she comes calling, then u sort it out with her", now I am asking, what if she calls within the duration of the six months and my new girlfriend picks up the phone? Remember my "ex" still think she is my girlfriend. Now I am looking like a playa in front of my new girlfriend, who thinks I am the one, on our magical third date. No sir, too much drama going on.

How can u look like a playa when the so called "ex" hasn't spoken to u in 3-5 months. . . . .What kind of union is that?
No txts, no calls, no form of comm whatsoever and she expects to meet u in your ground state?? Come on, homie. . . where is that done??
If she calls and your new chic picks up the phone(hardly a drama). . . because i expect u to have to have told the new chic u have an ex somewhere!!!

syren:
At least tell her It's not that hard, and it will be over quicker than waiting 6 months. And we're not talking about the crazy chics that you might date Hannibal, just a regular sane woman. Of course she might be hurt but she'll realise she can't force you to be with her so what else is she going to do?

You honestly think all those women u see in skirts are sane?? I beg to differ.
I have seen women trash men's cars, send goons to beat him up, acid baths, drive-bys and all form of vengeance in ma hood.
One of the worst things u can do to a woman is to reject her when she is not ready to be rejected!!!!
Restraining orders are not there for jokes. . . . . .they are enforced to maintain law n order.

onyinye2:
@post

i would just confront the dude. if i see things aint working out, what the hell im i still in the relationship?? waiting for a miracle? I think by just not calling someone and avoiding them shows true cowardness. i don't have time to be hiding out, scared that so and so might come around when im with my new boy toy. I would just say "We had a lot of great times together but i feel things between us are no longer what they use to be. I just think that we should go our separate ways and see what else is out there. It has been fun, good bye my love."

I think it's easier for a woman to do this more than men. . . . .
Men usually take these things in their strides and move on. . . .no 72 hours crying and kicking themselves.
Whereas, women go on a lengthy hunger-strike, loss of appetite, insomnia, tears, sorrow and blood for donkey weeks.
Besides, HELL hath no FURY like a woman scorned.

StephenP:
I completely understand you but I still don't agree with you. What if she eventually calls and my new girlfriend picks up the phone? What would I say to both of them? It just gon' be hella awkward. I choose to do things the easy and straight forward way. If she starts tripping too much, I've got 911 on my speed dial.

Then u tell your new girlfriend she is your EX. . . . . .Pure, plain and simple.
A girl i refused to speak to for 6 months CANNOT be a girlfriend anymore.
Geddit??

syren:
Hmmmm interesting.

@ topic
It's simple. Just tell them you don't want them anymore, _{in nicer terms of course}  If someone said that to me I'd be gone, I wouldn't hang around looking desperate 

How do u tell a jealous, insecured and desperate chic u don't want her[b] in a nice way[/b]??
There's no nice way of telling a bad news. . . . . . .
Is it hard to figure out that some chics don't want any sorta rejection??

syren:
*sigh of relief*

Sigh of relief??
A Shropshire chic shouldn't be scared of Hannibal. . . . .
Aileen Wuornos is from ur town, innit??

syren:
Why the violence now? Men , women,  no one is safe from you are they?  

That was meant literally. . . . .StephenP is ma homie.

rubi:
It depend on what seperates them in the first place and how close they were before the seperation if she comes back after six months and issue are discussed rather than hanging then eachone will know their stand. A relationship separated in peace is better than in pieces.

I agree relationships should be seperated in peace.
However, what other peaceful way can it be done if it's not. . . . going DARK on a partner.
There's nuthing to guarantee there won't be argument from either party if one set up a rendezvous with one's partner.
Some people are willing to accept a break while some people won't take it lightly depending on how much they have put into the schitzo.

StephenP:
You mean I should spend six months not calling her, not picking up her calls, hiding in my house praying that she doesn't come by, praying I do not bump into her when I'm outside and if I do act like I don't know her, leaving a store or party because  I spotted her or someone that looks like her there. Naw brother, I can't be living my life in fear like that, I'll rather break it up officially and have my sanity.

Don't get me wrong, amigo!!!

Why should one run away from a chic?
All i am saying is when a geezer is fed up. . . . . .cut the communication line and stay dark.
If she comes calling, then u sort it out with her. . . . . . . .If she doesn't come. . . . ALL well and good.

The moral of the story is. . . . . . .Let her do the seeking and searching!!!  It's a fundamental golden rule.
This is a bit safer than calling a babe and telling her. . . . reh reh reh, get out-i don't want u, i am dating someone else and other shittery.
Many men lost their lives with such arrogance and sheer stupidity.

P.S. There are many witches/vampires and female killers out there. . . . .WATCH OUT!!!

@ Cristalz,

It was horrendous. . . . .
Chances after chances after chances. . . . . . .It was like the game against Blackburn at Ewood Park.
Tevez and Rooney will create chance anyday no matter how tough the defence is. . . . What we need is a goal-poacher!!!
Huntelaar fits that bill so perfectly. . . . . If we can secure Manucho's workpermit in time too. . . . .Perfect!!!!!
Anything but Berbatov will suit me.

Pataki:
Very true man!

Women are the best in emotional captivation for a mans heart. It is best to widen the gap, and give no room for emotional sentiments from a woman, that way you do be safe.
No no no!

I agree 100%.
A man has to be ruthless if he wants to make any headway.
All those crocodile tears don't SCORE with me. . . . . . .
Rants like. . . ."i love u", "how can u do this to me", "u cannot do this to me". . . . . They are all emotional blackmail.
That was the same thing she told Segun, Tunde, D'banj and 9ice. . . Sometimes they think men are STUPID.

StephenP:
I beg to differ. I'd rather tell her "look there's someone else I'm seeing" and get it off my chest rather than let her assume because she may not see anything wrong in my inability to talk to her.

It depends on the time frame, hombre!!!
A gurl u have stopped speaking to for 6 months won't come back one day expecting miracles.
Are u supposed to ignore the incommunicado of half a year and just take her back in a stride??
StephenP, don't make me bash ur nose with a sledgehammer.

Goncalves Manucho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[flash=425,344]http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/-8c9BoeaOI8[/flash]

rubi:
Not all chics of nowadays most of them are confident in themselves

I didn't say ALL. . . . . .i said some.

Pataki:
@ Topic,

What I do best, I leave the communication gap wide open. I stop communicating. With time she will get weary of the relationship and move on with her life.

It has always worked best for me.

Like all players do. . . . .

However, some chics are donkey stubborn . . . . U crink em good and they won't leave u be.
No matter what u do, they feign they don't see the EXIT sign.
To make matters worse, they use tears as emotional blackmail. . . . .

superstan:
those who know don't say, those who say don't know.

claude makelele is flawless in the way he joins the defence with the attack seamlessly.

he makes short and simple passes without fear or fervour even when surrounded by many players.

real madrid knew what they lost when he moved to chelsea 5 years ago.

i cannot believe chelsea fans are slating makelele here. makelele's normally about exquisite timing - which so often leaves opponents wondering where

the ball has gone.

For a man who has made a career out of clearing up problems caused by his colleagues' errors, and whose sheer neatness so often takes the eye, it's

ludicrous for some people to think he makes misplaced passes.

in the entire history of english football, makelele is probably the only man to have a position named after him, even though, in world terms,

he was not it's inventor.

england had always nurtured tough defensive wing-halves but was slow to recognise the significance of the role in modern football of the centrally

positioned holding midfielder.

and to english eyes, at least, no one has refined the demands of the job to such a pitch of perfection as the little man.

this was how zidane described him in 2003 when he left madrid: "Why put another layer of gold paint on the Bentley when you are losing the engine?"

enough said.

You couldn't have broken this more proper. . . . I agree with u 110%.

dayokanu:
That was a spur of the moment statement but after thinking about it carefully, I have to join the shout for Iker Casillas for player of the year.
In the light of Platini's earlier statement

How far are we sure your shout for Iker Casillas won't turn anutha spur of the moment statement.
You are not coherent and consistent. . . . . . . . .It's a shame to have been found out like a pillock. . . .take a cue.
Choose the words u spew carefully cos u ma get burnt.

@ Classy Cass,

Did u see United's game against Kaizer Chiefs??

Honestly speaking, Ferguson must turn around and sign Huntelaar.
It's so obvious we need an out n out striker. . . . .asking Rooney n Tevez to shoulder this responsibility is grossly unfair.
Berbatov is not a prolific goal scorer and i cannot see what he would add to this United squad that Apache n Wazza don't add.

Tevez, Wazza, Vidic were all guilty of missing glaring chances. . . . .
Game shoulda ended 11-1.
Though it was a friendly encounter but it was a game United shoulda won if they had a Huntelaar or any tall striker in the box.

Tough season ahead.

debosky:
let me tell you what is different about Arsenal's bids - the clubs were contacted first; when the clubs decided that they were willing to deal and PERMITTED Arsenal to contact the player. That fundamental difference applies, whether there is a bid or not.
If you do say new rules have been written, then MU should shut up and not complain about Real and Ronaldo anymore.

Be smart, don't be a fucking retard!!!
Tottenham didn't say they are not willing to sell Berbatov. This was what Juande Ramos said concerning the future of Berbatov and Keane. . . http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/main.jhtml?xml=/sport/2008/07/17/ufnspur117.xml
If u can't see the difference between this and Man Utd that said NO SALE from day one, then u need to go to vision express!!!!

Lets even assume United did try to tap Berbatov. . . . . Platini and Blatter see nuthing wrong with it.
They said Madrid haven't done anything morally wrong that the happiness of a player is the most important factor.
Is Berbatov itching for a move to Man Utd. . . . . .a resounding YES!!!!
P.S. Man Utd have stopped moaning since UEFA/FIFA decided Real Madrid haven't done anything wrong so shussssssssshhhhh.

Hmm. . . . I wonder who it was that convinced a certain Ramsey to sign for Arsenal over MU who had hastily claimed a transfer was completed? Lost will and powere indeed. I wonder how come Cesc is still at Arsenal though he could earn maybe 10 times his income at Madrid, or why the premiership's best full backs play at the Emirates. Heck i wonder how there are any players left at AFC since he's lost the will and power!

You are speaking like a simpleton yet again after so many years of me choosing the right path for you.

United never announced they signed Ramsey. . . . . . .They said they put in a bid for Ramsey and they were the 1st to do so.
How did putting in a bid equates signing a player. . . . . It seems the use of English is a big problem for all GAYnners.
Is it really dyslexia or lack of trophies that's making y'all GAYnners hurl trumpery and hokum??

Cesc prefers to be a big fish in a small pond. . . . He lacks ambition, drive and determination. . . .What can he win at Arsenal?? Nuthing.
Hleb, Flamini, Gilberto. . . . . . .3 big players in your paper-thin squad have left and u have the audacity to spew shyte here??
Shame on u, bozo!!!!