₦airaland Forum

Cristalz:
-Bankers don't hide fees. Anybody in this day and age that still thinks banking services are free is just exhibiting a vast amount of estupidez A sensible person should inquire about charges before starting a relationship with a bank.  Guess common sense ain't so common.And now,bankers even take the time and trouble to explain about charges to customers so whats your point?

Seriously, American Bankers are rogues and ruthless!!!!

There was this story about a Banker and a customer that wanted a loan in America.
He came with all the paper work but the Banker wouldn't budge. . . .The customer pleaded and pleaded and the banker thunk for a while and said:

"If u can tell me which of ma eyes is the glass one, i would give u this loan"
The customer replied. . . . "I thunk i saw some sympathy in your left eye(the glass one) so that must be the artificial eye".

Can u beat that??  the artificial eye had more emotion n sympathy than the natural eye.
Don't Bleep with American bankers, when the going is good. . . .they are lovey dovey but when u fail with repayments. . . .Sweet Jesus!!!!

RedHotChic:
Funmi is not for sale, he can stick his yatch down his nyash. darling OYB will buy me one whenever he gets his retirement benefits from work.

Keep playing HARD TO GET . . . . . . . . . .
I have done what u asked me to do. . . . The ball is now in your court.
Take whatz yours!!!!

Don't come back here in 10 days time begging NLers for advise why u can't nail a husband.!!!!

Cristalz:
@RHC

-Girl you should know that air travel has a very much higher risk percentage than road travel.

-Banker are so not low profile and are arguably better than Politicians because bankers are much more generous than a politician could ever be.And most times,a politician is only generous because he wants to see your back on a flat surface.Wherez the romance in that? Bankers are actually sensitive people because one of the key elements of their job is empathy--translate that to romantic ability. A politician just feeds fat on taxpayers' money and thinks about how to get more. A romantic politician? Very rare my dear.

-Businessmen and politicians are not the same. . .politicians have more time to themselves and in most cases,a hell of a lot more money.Besides,a politician's income is steady.Businessmen on the other hand,income's as uncertain as the weather. Romance will sure get hard when hez worrying about containers and stuff.

- Lecturers are romantic? Sure you're still in touch with your country? I doubt it.

Cristalz, are u dating a banker??
Key elements of their job is empathy?? My dayze, someone is ripping the scripts.

RedHotChic:
No, it's the other way round. Pataki digs me but i only dig OYB. Who digs a short man abeg?

Behave urself, heifer!!!!
Now who is OYB when Pataki owns a yacht in Monaco.
U better put ur mouth where the money is and stop traveling in Molues!!!!

Pataki:
Less than 5ft? GOSH!!!!!! I should be thinking of getting a wheelchair to be comfortable in kissing her. What a life of misery.
She should be get refined from her crude state of affairs, just maybe. . . . . . Pataki might then consider her.

Manage her like that. . . . . . .Get her some high heels.
Matter of fact, i know where u can get special shoes for her to reduce the height gap.
I hope u don't mind her malodourous farts and body odour. . . . . U may need to get her BVLGARI(pour femme).

Pataki:
Can someone tell this girl to lay off!!!!!

What is so special about dating you? Soon you will begging to stay under my umbrella, unfortunately I can't tolerate Ebutte Mettta chics.

Am not being proud or anything, but seriously even if you dress as Cindarella, I will still know you are the ghetto chic. I am highly allergic to ghetto chics.

KAPISH?

Pataki, no need for this.
In all honesty, Hotfunmi digs u.
She was on ma YM all night yesterday copping a plea to hook y'all guys up.
Lookie, i understand she can be unrefined, unsophisticated and annoyingly verbose but BEHIND that heart of stone, she is reasonable.
Tickle her off NL and she would play ball. . . . . . . . , although u may have to cope with the fact that she is less than 5 ft.

RedHotChic:
Whatever!!! Just because Pataki masturbates with my image in her head doesn't mean I do the same. I don't even need his money b/c i'm cormfortable. Had it been he's at least 5ft 7" and built like ozwald boateng, I may give him a try.

If Funmi marries Pataki, the picture below is how the couple will look like:

https://nigeriaworld.com/images/news/big/international/entertainment/naomi-campbell7.jpg

Her head? Pataki is now a babe to you??  Cormfortable??
Finally, i think Funmi is in love . . . . .This is the 1st time i have seen u write piffle mixed with hokum
Pataki, it seems Hotfunmi will add to the staggering number of your conquests.
Play on, PLAYER.

RedHotChic:
Tufiaka! I'd rather marry my German shepherd. Do tell him to stop stalking me that he's not "Up to".

Liar!!!!

U think we dunno u have wet dreams for Pataki??
Hotfunmi, take whatz yours before someone else does.

RedHotChic:
How many stock brokers in Naija can afford a Prada or Fendi bag without thinking twice? Again, olopa get level. Tafa Balogun na Ex olopa, Mike Okiro na olopa while CH3CHOO na constablized Olopa too(if you know what I mean).

How many cops make Tafa Balogun's kinda mad salary??
Be objective for once. . . . .90% of cops in Nigeria are the ones u see on the streetz mounting road-blocks and extorting motorists.
That is where your frog eyes should focus on NOT the ones on top!!!

U better marry Pataki . . . . .  . .He is your last and ONLY hope!!
Miss him, miss out.
Although, u can marry your German Shepherd or ya tommy-cat.

RedHotChic:
Do you know how much they rake in from egunje monthly? . Lets not talk about soldiers because they shed out contracts like hell.

Egunje is insignificant by the time it's shared by ALL and sundry. . . .
By the time Constable Peter gets her share, He is left with less than 15,000 naira.
Can u compare that with a Stock Broker who can afford to fork out 200,000 Naira to buy a LV Bag for his missus??

doyin13:
Girls are more attracted to guys that are more aloof. . . .

As disingenuos as this might sound, my advice is

If you like a girl, don't make her think you like her too much.

Keep her guessing. . ,

I am impressed!!!!
It seems u have been listenin to some Fiddy tracks lately.

RedHotChic:
Really? you are so used to these whores that you think that money is everything. We women like little little things and it can fill our emotional gap and not your euros or pounds.

U are not intelligent!!!

What i am saying here is Naija cops cannot even afford those stuffs u call "little little things".
A man can barely feed himself with N8000 a month. . . . .Where do u expect him to get lil' gifts or treats for u??
Are u this fickle??

RedHotChic:
LMAO; Bankers are more stressed than your bottom three abeg. Lots of Nigerian women complain about bankers and how they are married to their jobs and very soon, if you tell a lady that you are a banker in naija, she'll dump you fast. We want romantic men and not workaholic.

I forgot, politicians are in my top list too.

U mentioned profession from a Nigerian setting, didn't you??

Whats romance without finance?
How romantic can a teacher, policeman and traffic warden get without 6 months salary??
Romance comes with $$$. . . . . . If u aint got the cheddarz, u can never be romantic.
Capice??

RedHotChic:
From the Nigerian perspective, which profession do you think produces more romantic men and women of course? which do you think produces the least romantic men/women?

More romantic men/women: Bankers, Stock Brokers, Support Engineers.

Least romantic men/women:Teachers, Policemen/women and Traffic wardens, . . . . They are too stressed to be romantic!

Bamsyle:
I ain't disappointed.

U cannot be disappointed. . . . . . . . Nasty Nas ripped it!!!!

It was worth the wait last night. . . . . me n Eldee were counting down till itunes released it at 12 on the dot!!!
The intro was the best i have heard from Nas. . . . He was slicing the beats like hot knife on butter.
His lyrics are reborn, new improved and top notch.

A definite MUST-BUY. It's inarguably the best RAP ALBUM this year.

bgees:
that wont mean a thing. reggie bush and ray j are friends.

I disagree. . . .

This is a world of the Latinos.
Faithfulness and Loyalty is a virtue.

heaslhsob:
hey i need help on topics to discuss while talking to a girl

This is very simple!!!

U can start with Nollywood.
It seems to be the only thing ALL Naija gurls are conversant with.

The break-up would now stop Ronaldo from going to Real Madrid.
Sergio Ramos once bonked the babe . . . . . .
Should Ronnie move to Madrid there is bound to be fireworks between him and Ramos.

@ tkb 417,

Aguero's buy-out clause is only effective in Spain. It does not affect English clubs.
However, he is not what Man Utd need . . . .we need the traditional centre forward in the mould of Torres, Huntelaar and Batistuta.
Aguero is anutha Tevez, Rooney and Berba. . . . They prefer playing just behind a striker.
What Fergie needs is someone that becomes the focal point when games are tight . . . A Santa Cruz type of player to knock balls to.

In ma opinion, Berba will age in the next 2-3 years thus making him redundant.
Are u saying we should fork out anutha 30 million in 2 years when Berba ages?? Why not get someone younger?
Hunter is in the same age group as Wazza, Apahe, Ronaldo and Manucho. . . They will grow up and play together for anutha 5 years.
Young players r prefered in the attack department. . . medium-aged in the midfield and the old n experienced(Rio + VDS) in the defence/goalie.

tkb417:
@hannibal
spot onwhat more can i add to what u posted.

Seriously speaking, Sepp Blatter is a pudden head. . . . .

For instance, if Ronaldo had copped a career-wrecking injury like Eduardo 2 days after he signed his new contract, United would have paid him.
Thats the other side of things Mr Sepp "Buffoon" Blatter is blind to see.
When Rio Ferdinand got banned for 8 months. . . . . . United paid him full wages throughout the period without kicking a ball.
Saha drew 90k per week throughout last season with his recurring injury. . . . How's that slavery??

tkb417:
@Topic
Wise man Blatter shouldnt be abused because hes hosted world cups successfully. I think he has a right to say rubbish because of his super duper credentials. so no more abuse.
orisirisi

Blatter is an idiot. . . . . . thats the most descriptive term i can come up with.
He was once described as a man "who has 50 ideas a day, and 51 of them are stupid."

Listening to the latest oddball broadcast from Planet Blatter - and Ronaldo's backing of his stance - is enough to make you despondent for the future of the game.
Now, his ill-judged rant at the terrible treatment handed out to our poor, down-trodden mega-rich superstar footballers is tiresomely dumb.
Trying to follow Blatter's logic is like trying to follow the plot of an Uzbekistani soap opera, without the subtitles.

Given his track record, it should come as no great surprise that his suggestion to make women's football more attractive was "tighter shorts."
There are a fair few men out there who would agree with that sentiment, but few would have the lack of tact to say it out loud - unless they happen to be the most powerful man in the world game, who feels free to utter every piece of bird-brained tosh that floats into his head.
His latest hare-brained utterings take the breath away. The matter is quite clear - Ronaldo signed a contract with United which made him a very wealthy young man.

In doing that, he made a pledge to the club. Nothing has changed. Sir Alex Ferguson isn't asking the Portuguese star to scrub toilets at Carrington.
Not yet, anyway. HERE'S the deal, Spartacus. You get £120,000 a week, get to date some of Europe's most glamorous women, have houses in posh Cheshire and Portugal, and drive fast cars.
Oh, and the nearest you'll get to being sliced in half in gladiatorial combat is a tangle with Lucas Neill when your team plays West Ham.
If that kind of "slavery" had been on the table, I doubt if old Spartacus would ever have led a slaves' revolt, and Kirk Douglas would never have got to play him in the great sword-and-sandals epic film.

Pataki:
You amaze me at times. Is ManU interested in money now more than the productivity of delivering when it is needed?

What is your point of not spending money on Berba if he has the capacity to deliver when it is necessary?

Agreed he was bought for 10 milla some years back, do you expect him to depreciate or appreciate

Not that I care anyway. . . . .

A resounding YES to your first statement. . . .
United have a huge debt to pay plus Tevez's loan contract is yet to be converted to a permanent contract.

Berbatov will be a surplus to requirement. . . . . .We already have Rooney and Tevez who are withdrawn strikers. Why add anutha one?
United should be looking at an out n out striker in the mould of Torres, Ruud and Huntelaar.

Fergie paid a shocking 18 million for Carrick 2 years ago . . . .The good news from a Utd perspective is that evil negotiating genius Paul Kemsley is no longer on the board at Spurs (fans of his 'bad cop' interviewing style on The Apprentice will know what I mean).

It was Kemsley who was responsible for mugging David Gill with that preposterous £18.6m fee for Michael Carrick. The moral of the story is never, ever let a posh chartered accountant (Gill) negotiate with a self-made, streetwise hustler (Kemsley).

chamotex:
thats just pure newspaper speculation, this was the same paper that said Ronaldo would be a Real player by 7th of July!!!!

I hope so!!!

With that kinda money, we can get Huntelaar and Aguero.
Who needs a sulking Berbatov at 28 milla??
The best we can cough for him is 15-20 mil. . . . . .Juande Ramos should take that or bugger off!!!

Is Nas Still Rap's Best Lyricist?

Without a doubt, he would make anyone's top 2 if not the BEST OVERALL.
I have been listening to his new album since last night and this nigga's knowledge is just top draw.
His width, delivery and punch-lines are so on point!!!!

From the track[ b]"Y'all My Niggaz", [/b] Nas spat. . . . . .

"They got NIGERIA and NIGER, 2 different countries
Somehow NIGER turned to NIGGER and shit got ugly".

Did the word NIGGER actually come from NIGER/NIGERIA??

dayokanu:
In 2006, Ronaldinho won UCL Golden boot, Best Player in Spain, La Liga title and UCL title.

yet he did not win any title because he messed up horribly (just like Ronaldo) at the world cup

Dayokanu, when are u going to stop feeding us hokum with your spurious and inauthenticated analysis.

Ronaldinho won the UCL golden boot?? . . . . . . Syntax Error!!!
Shevchenko won the UCL golden boot in 05/06 scoring 9 goals for AC Milan.
Stop getting ur info from the wikipedia or goal.com.

Ronaldinho won the best foreign player in Spain.  . . . . . He wasn't effectively the best player in the whole of Spain.
So the only thing he won in 2006 was UCL title, La liga title and best foreign player award(not authenticated by La Liga).
How would u compare these slim achievements to Cristiano Ronaldo's in 2007/08??

eldee:
I voted for[b] love-vendor[/b] too na

Who is the flippin' love-vendor??

P.S. Who is Jackal??

eldee:
Ask her oohh
This guy is just waiting to continue from where they stopped
The guy's prolly burnt his contract phone minutes

Queenisha should just hear him out.
Who knows. . . . . . Maybe he became a born again Christian and he wants to spread God's message.
The guy should be invited to a candle-light dinner @ Queenishire's palace.

Queenisha:
no way.
You want him to finish me kpata kpata
bring a scorned psychotic ex to nairaland.
so that he can snap private parts of ashewos in amukoko,plaster them on nairaland and call them mine?
Tufiakwa
craze never catch me reach like that

Hmmmmmmmmm . . . . . . . . . .Queenisha has a stalker on her hands.
Maybe the SEX was damn too good. . . . . .He roamed for months and years and couldn't find your match.
Queenisha, whatz the secret.

I will.
The probability of having a kid with the "SS" genotype is 25%.
It's a slim chance and i am prepared to face the risk!!!

@ Topic,

I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smoking!

michelin89:
Ahahahahha! Goodness! Look at his mouth like "I admit I am the most foolish man to be ever born on earth!" Ahahahaha! What a disgrace you are.

By the way Mr. Back To Our Roots, with the new technology you can create a robot. Sh won't do her nails, nor her hair, and won't even take her bath. No deodorants, perfumes, etc, What can be more natural than that? Ahahahhaha!

Just like ur whole clan admitted to being the generators of all the autistic savants on the planet.
If idiocy was an Olympic Sport, u are dead certain for a gold medal.
U cannot reason, u cannot debate, u are hypocritical, nosy and pest-natured.
A trifling bitch like u would do anything to get noticed but u are as insignificant as a roach.
Zip up your pants if u are having clitoral erections cos i am way above a classless, pseudo-moral, donkey stubborn floozie like u.

omoge:
very possible that hannibal has his black nubian at home ojare. they love us they can't do without us bo

U must be very intelligent.
I do have a nubian but she doesn't fix weaves.

Queenisha:
Oya hannibal she called you a fool
haven't you called us worse things on this thread
abeg chill
see how you chased everyone away with all the raging hormones

I don't let such slide. . . . . . . . .We are not even on dat level.
Only few people are allowed to say that. She doesn't belong to that group by any means.
Everyone left cos the aim of the debate has been achieved.
What else is left to say??
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For Bleep's Sake. . . . .

Can someone tell this Arrow named michellin tyre to keep her mouth shut!!!
Are u blind to the fact that i don't join issues with nincompoops like u. . . . .
Blimey. . . . .Who needs an attention-seeking, conceited, ill-natured and psychotic Arrow.

I cannot remember i invited u to direct your spastic comments at me. . . . .
If u don't have anything to say, just tape it shut and move on.
Why ain't i surprised, u have been acting unsophisticated since ticks crawled up your ass.
Flaming Schnook!!!

Queenisha:
With a mouth like that,you better stick to your white girls
Maybe they can take all that
Most of us will castrate you with bare hands talking to us like that.
I'm sure you know that already
Nonsense!
Go and ask questions on statistics of those who ended up with hot akamu and hot water plus mortar and pestle on their heads.
You better be nice to the ladies

I am only nice to ladies that are NICE to me.
Respect beget respect. . . . . . .Have u seen her spastic and cretinous comment??
She'd better keep her clitoral erections on a leash. . . . . .I can only have debates with people of normal intelligence not airheads!!!