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michelin89:
I never thought Hannibal could be so stupid. His assumptions are senseless but yet he claims to be right.

Why don't you leave this fool to his ignorance?

Lookie, i was having a rational discussion before u brought your stanky ass to a forum of intellectuals.
If u don't have any mother wit to contribute here, run back to the hole u crawled out from.
Don't even get me started because if i do, i would make u question your half-witted, vacant and accursed life.
You priggish animal.  


@ Queenisha,

Don't take shit personal. . . . . .

I am not doing this because i am drooling over any white woman. . . . . .Far from it.
This is raw vengeance generated and inspired by the senseless number of topics directed at Black men on this forum which u also champion.
Black Men are daft, vacant, useless, got mouth odour, body odour and whole other kinda crap.
Whatz good for the goose is good for the gander.

Some of your comrades have agreed 90% of y'all lack dress sense and tried so hard to be WHITE.
That was what i wanted y'all to say all along so right now, i am very satisfied.

lady u:
do u agree that d white women go extra mile to look like a balck woman if u think im lying ,y not ask alicia keys that plaits her hairs like d africans

Alicia Keys is bi-racial, her Dad is Jamaican.

Queenisha:
If iya hannibal's hair stinks tell her to wash very well after the relaxer.
Tell her to go for a wash often.
Permed hair should not stink.
Most of those your white chics also perm their hair in case you don't know.
Smelly hair has to do with hygiene not the color of the hair.
I wonder the type of girls you've been moving with.
Lastweek they had PO
now they have HO

Still clutching at straws??
Hair discolouration is also a hygiene issue?

The kinda babes i am moving with?? I date white chics.
I gave up on Black women 8 years ago.

stillwater:
, Was only trying to reply your foolish analogy!!!!!!!

Temper temper!!!!
Don't tell me i touched a sore nerve.
Blimey. . . .Don't despair because HELP is here. . . . . .Scrape everything from the roots and grow em back again and u should be fyne.

Queenisha:
really?
So the African woman's hair is now adifferent species than yours?
tori repete!
as malodorous as the BO and MO on the other thread?

Don't play dice with me. . . . .I meant their natural hair after being subjected to all brands of hair-relaxers and toxic chemicals.

Lets come to a conclusion. . . .
Do u agree Black Women go the extra-mile to look like White Women??
I mean: Blonde wig, contact lenses, skin-bleaching cream and long hair??

stillwater:
We should as well go back to using cutlasses and hoes instead of tractors *hisses*

Is that ur excuse for using long hair when plaiting it in the African way is a better option.
Have u seen the natural hair of our Black Women. . . . . It looks like the fur of a German Shepherd.
It's brittle, discoloured and malodourous.

ibkaye:
I agree about the coloured weaves, tasteless and tacky

If u agree, why are we still debating??

Queenisha:
hannibal how about men that wear toupee after they bald and color even their chest hairs and eyelashes to remain young
who exactly is natural by the real meaning of the word?

Those ones were influenced by their Black wives.
Trust me, their Black partners force em into em kind of stuffs.

debosky:
I like women with patewo, koroba or shuku hairstyles - blonde weave is just too ghetto.

May God Bless you, ma brother!!!!
At last, someone with a heap of horse sense.

ibkaye:
Don't think that all black women perming their hair is neccesarily to copy whites, just that afro hair can be hard to maintain sometimes

Ibkaye, our great grandparents managed this stubborn nappy head, why can't y'all.
Moremi, Queen Amina and Oya all survived the nappyhead.
That excuse of yours is lame.

stillwater:
You have to be aware of the fact that some BLACK women lack dress sense.

Queenisha, are u reading this??

syren:
That's lame  
Do som not tan themselves to the point of looking like an orange at times colour is beautiful. Not only black people perm their hair actually white women do to though not as much. Now explain to me how having straight hair means your trying to be white when plently of black people have naturally long straight hair. You go and sip pepe soup jo.  

So u are comparing tanning to BLEACHING?? ??
Come on. . . . . You need to come out with a better defense!!!!
To these Caucasians, tanning is almost natural. . . .  .few hours in the sun makes em tanned!!!!
They don't squander their savings on bleaching cream like Black Women do.

Of course, we all know Black Women choose long hair to look White.
Tell me u have not seen Black Women with blonde wigs and what not??
Why do y'all do this??
Some even go the extent of fixing blue contact lenses to look like Cats. . . . .
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.


@ Osisi,

Braiding is very African.
Sango: The God of thunder was on braids throughout in the Old Yoruba Kingdom so what are u on about??
That was some 800 years ago so there was no Western Influence.
Piercing also started back in the days of tribal slavery and tattoos have been there in Africa since the fall of man.
My great great grandmother had local tattoos on her forearms. . . . .All these were copied from Africans and not vice versa.

@ Lasiefarie,

Try to be sensible for once!!
What has momma, and momma before momma got to do with this?
I am talking about today's women and u are typing drivel.
What a minger!!!!

syren:
I know it's so unfair  
Not every black woman wants to be white Hannibal, this is very low, even for you.   Is every black man a criminal, deadbeat dad, and jobless?  

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Don't even compare Black Men with Black women when it comes to copying Caucasians.
How many Black Men have u seen fixing weaves on their head to look like Marilyn Manson. . . .
We stick to the scripts. . . . . I am proud of me skin and me grubby head. . . . I don't need a relaxer to look good.

Look at today's women and tell something is not wrong with Black Women.
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Oooooops, the SHARKS are OUT!!!!

Sisikill, Pataki, Stillwater. . . . . . Don't crucify me!!!!!
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@ Pataki,

Just a thunk. . . . . .

Click on 20 Nairaland profiles of em ladies and tell me the ratio of weave-on to natural hair??
If it's 20/20 then u should agree with me that these new generation of Black Women have lost the touch with their African Roots.
Why can't Queenisha or Stillwater scrape her head and feel proud to be Black.

syren:
Are you serious, were i'm from men and women are in competition, who can be whiter first abeg.
What's plastic surgery got to do with ethnicity, black and white people do it all the same.

I see. . . . .
Lemme understand you here, White Women use black polish on their skin to be black.
Pour chemicals in their hair to make it look nappy and they use brown contact lenses to mask their blue eyes.
Syren, u need to go and sip some coffee.

While u are it, lemme know the number of hair-relaxers u have used since u started making your hair.
Ma educated guess would be 2457 containers!!


@ Queenisha,

Stop clutching at straws!!!

So u see Black Men as heroes and yet u come here to say they have BO and MO??
Heroes indeed. . . . . .
If Halitosis is the criteria, i don't wanna be y'all HERO.

Queenisha:
hannibal you've started again.
You've started with your usual generalizations.

let me tell you most of those white woman you people are following like flies on rotten mango will have no qualms dry cleaning you guys when the time comes.I've seen several.
Your Nigerian wives will stick with you through all your joblessness, near joblessness and self esteem issues.

Now u have the voice to slate white women when u black females have lowered y'all collective self-esteem!!!

Every black woman wants to be white.
They bleach, they adjust their noses, they use wigs/weave-ons just to look WHITE!!!
What reaction do y'all expect to get from Black Men. . . . . .Why should i go for fake when original is readily available with NO STRESS.
When Black women go back to their ROOTS and do their stuffs like true AFRICANS, they would earn back their RESPECT.
Queenisha, u may take the lead by pulling off that weave on your head and plait your hair.

P.S. U cannot compare trailer parks with Council Houses. . . . .Are u kidding me??
There are 5-6 bedroom council houses worth $900,000. . . . U wanna compare that to trailer park??
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaze. . . . . . modify that statement.


@ Syren,

Black Men don't want to be WHITE. . . . . .It's even the white men that want to be Black.
I don't use weave-on. . . . .Black men don't bleach like y'all Black women. . . .
No Botox. . . . .No boob change. . . . .No tummy tuck and liposuction.
We keep things REAL as far as we are concerned.
Take a cue, Senora!!!!

dayokanu:
Where was Ronaldo when Arne Friedrich pocketed him the same Germany that looked sterile against a cassilas inspired Spain.

Join the Iker Casilass for "Ballon D'or" movement now and join other notable people like Dayokanu

Ronaldo already won the European Golden shoe, EPL Golden boot, UCL Golden boot, Best Player in England, EPL title and UCL title.
In the last 18 months, there's no better player than Ronaldo as far as consistency is concerned. . . . . .
Iker Casillas wasn't even the best player in Real Madrid and wasn't by far the best player for Spain or the tournament as a whole.
I would look at Marcos Senna, Xavi and Iniesta and Torres(that was tamed by mesmerizing Ronaldo in England).

My dayze. . . . . . . .2008 belongs to Ronaldo . . . . No footballer(dead or alive) can touch his achievements in the last 12 months.

Memi:
Wow!!! I have never been so insulted by my own men, and here I was thinking that African men, more so than american black men would have more respect for the African Queen, boy was I mistaken. What can I say about black men that white men and white women have said about you, That your savages, ignorant, lazy, and criminals , In American culture 50% of white women who are with black men because no one else will take care of them. White guys have wriiten them off because "There trailer park white trash" and the other 40% of white women who are with black men has him so wrapped around her finger he can't make a sound decesion on his own. She manipulates him with everything from the dog to the children (manipulation is witchcraft) The other 10% may actually love him but she can't stand his family. So how do you my African Prince think a white woman is more valuable. If you want a black woman to do all this with you in bed then start treating her like you treat those white girls. Splurge on her the way you do them. I must admit white girls will only date black men if they have something to offer (money). Maybe we should stop dealing with broke ass black men and their pipe dreams and move on to greener pastures. If I sound mad I'am

Anutha comment reeking of desperation!!!

What about countries like the UK where white people don't dwell in trailer parks??
Puhleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaze, White women are more valuable. . . .when they LOVE. . . .they do it through thick and thin unlike Black sisters.
Majority of y'all are marrying the size of HIS pockets anyways so whats the fuss about?
Black women and DRAMA are synonymous.

chamotex:
don't worry yourself too much. I don't think it will happen (not for that price anyways)

Berbatov is the last player we need.
We are crying out for an out and out striker(the traditional centre-forward) a proper CF in the manner of RVN or even a fit Saha.
United do not need another withdrawn player like Wazza and Apache.
Whatz wrong with the decision makers at OT??

dayokanu:
The same crown worn by idols like Dinho, ZZizzou, De Lima, Rivaldo, Kaka, Figo would be desecrated by Crisdiveho Ronaldo.

Give it to Cassilass or suspend it for the year

Sour grapes??

Kaka even deserved it less than Cristiano Ronaldo.
All he did was win UCL's golden boot and led Milan to win the competition. . . .He didn't win the golden shoe or Serie A's golden boot.
Kaka even failed to win the Scudetto and he was named world's best. . . . . Pathetic.

Now to Casillas, what did he really do in the past season? He was just fortunate to be in goal for Spain.
Van Der Sar had a better tournament than Iker in the last Europe. . . .The number of top draw saves made by the Dutchman tells the STORY.
He won La Liga(he wasn't even Madrid's best player), U have to look at Robben, Sneijder, Raul, Diarra and Higuain.
Where was Casillas when Roma mashed em to a pulp at the Bernabeu. . . . Same Roma Ronaldo took apart in Rome!!!!

tkb417:
@hannibal
now u know its Berba not Hunter. SAF knows what is good for United. Hunter may not strike it. I saw ajax game on saturday and my friend, a Berba will be a better option to me (personal opinion).

I hope and pray this deal does not go through.
How can we flipping pay 28 million for Berbatov?? Is SAF spending some drug money here?
This Bulgarian was bought 10 milla some few years ago and now SAF wanna cough a staggering 28 million quid??
It makes no economic sense at all cos in the next 2-3 years, he would decline and United would have to look for anutha striker.

Cristalz:
If it were a girl buying i'd understand your asking for the most expensive,but a fellow guy? Haba debosky. Na you give the guy special IV.

Debo thunk the guy was a good samaritan!!!
U can't blame him. . . . . . . Pick a drink and Debo chose Pink Rosé. . . . . . .
Thats an avenue to get laid in a gay's view.

doyin13:
I no fit accept drink from guy wey jus show from nowhere sha. . . . . .

Except he come like proper guy-man. , . . . .

And Debo ask for red wine. . . .Wetin do Big Stout

Or PARAGA. . . . .

Cristalz:
What is it about a guy that makes him attractive to another guy anyway?   I always wonder.

I will never know the answer. . . . .

Lil wonder, Naija law-makers don't have GAY RAPE in their constitution.
They cannot fathom that madness out . . . . . .
Technically, a man cannot be raped in Nigeria. It doesn't matter if the offender is a Man, Woman or Gorilla.
May God help Debo, SLY and Kit in Naija.

debosky:


@ Hannibal

see? even sly has been attacked by the resident homo of nairaland.

I was approached by some gay dude in naija too,

went to the club with my friends (my first time) and was chilling at the bar, this dude walks up to me, starts a convo and asks me what I want to drink.
My greedy self said "red wine please", he bought me the wine and we started talking. Then he started asking me funny questions and touching my arm as he spoke. Next thing he said he wanted to go to the washroom, that I should go outside the club and wait for him by his white Jeep, so we could know each other better.

I gulped down the red wine, summoned courage to ask a chick to dance and went right into the middle of the dancing crowd. Didn't go near the bar again all night.

The guy tried to use a cheap glass of wine to entice you. . . . .Bloody gay!!!
You shoulda waited for him and blaze his prick with a lighter.

doyin13:
Oh yes. . . .Debo thanks for reminding me jo

There was one particularly annoying time back in Uni. . . . .

I was chatting up these chicks and seemingly getting somewhere only to
find out they were going to a gay club. Naturally I was about to say sayonara,
then one winked at me, promising two for one, if i followed them.

That was what swayed me oo. I follow them enter.

Worst decision I ever made in my fucking life.

One Oloshi gay with Italian Accent come meet me. . . . .

''Honey, I am a gay, and I know you would love to take a long drag out of me''

Sweet mother of Jesus  

That was golden. . . . . . . I hope he didn't bust your ass.
Besides, The South Coast of England, Portsmouth n Brighton are full of flaming faggotz!!!!

I remember me 1st time @ Brighton. . . . . . .Went to the beach to catch some sun.
In the evening i went to a nightclub, i was oblivious to the fact that 90% of em clubs were gay-clubs.
I was buying a drink when i saw 2 faggotz french-kiss each other. . . . .
Blimey . . . . .  just made a You-turn and bailed out of there before someone starts shooting his gay mouth to spew hokum to me.

stillwater:
I can see you're still playing hard to get. Lmao

Thats HARSH!!!!

Debosky n Kit should be investigated.
A gay came online and he chose u 2s out of 100,000 male members of NL.
The probability of that happening to 2 GAYnners is 0.00002.
Debo, it's time to FESS UP.

Cristalz:
@Hannibal
Eczema on the incissors? Lmao. Come on now,ain't that bad is it? Koolu tempa

I am chilled. . . . . Sub-zero temperature.

Chat2MeBac:


Hannibal! Hannibal! Hannibal!!!!!!!!!!!, It's whaling season on my Islands, if you behave I might just take ya!!!

I think i'm game for that!!!

eldee:
4. She uses the penury she gets to pay her toyboy for washing undies
5. She's clingy
6. C'MON, TAKE A LOOK AT HER

U are a MEANIE!!!

debosky:
@ Hannibal

tell me you don't secretly fancy redhot?

3 reasons why i don't fancy her. . .

She is too old for me. . . .She is 38!!
Her dentition is nuthing to write home about, she's got eczema on her incisors.
She is a LovePeddler!!

Cristalz:
Seems its going to be a big HIT 

Watching out for part 2 

Cristalz, tell us the worst pick-up line u have ever heard. . . .

Chat2MeBac:
ROFLMFSAO, Hannibal,don't kill me oooo, abeg,

Me likey, Now back to "babysitting", I have bills to pay and would rather do this anything than whoring, WORD,

Babysitting?? It's tedious for some twits.
Apparently, whoring pays more and they get to experience pure pleasure while ON THE JOB.

Cristalz:
LMAO

Wow,i love this new play. . . .what's the title?

The title is . . . . The Geezer n The Prostitute!!!!
Available in HMV and Virgin Megastores in the UK.
Iweka Rd and Idumota in Lagos.
Price $29.99
Grab a copy NOW!!!!

P.S. Part 2 is on the way!!!!

Time:04.36 am.
Date: 26/06/2008
Venue:Allen Avenue, Ikeja.

Hotfunmi: How far?
Hannibal: Do i know u?
***Hannibal looks at the vagrant saying hi, she was dressed like an Idumota tomato seller.

Hotfunmi: I don't know u but i love your ride and i think we should spend the night together.
Hannibal: Can u step back a bit??, Your body odour will make me lose my appetite.
Hotfunmi: Sorry sir, my name is Funmi, i am 38 years of age,Born in Ilesha and prostitution is my God-given talent.
Hannibal: Excuse me? I don't patronise whores. . . .Get lost and don't wreck this lovely evening for me.

Hotfunmi: Oga, u have to patronise me tonight. Look at the time. There's no market and i must pay rent and other bills.
Hannibal: Go and steal. Better still, find anutha job. At your age, u should be a mother and not a filthy LovePeddler.
Hotfunmi: I have been in 6 marriages, none of em worked so prostitution seems the only way for me.
Hannibal: ***Sighs*** Story of ma life.

Hotfunmi: Oga, find me something na. . . .even if u no wan DO.
Hannibal: Get lost!!!
Hotfunmi: Love your neighbor as thyself.
Hannibal: You are not my neighbour, u are a flaming LovePeddler.

Hotfunmi: I go cry o. . . .
Hannibal: Go ahead.
Hotfunmi: It's not fair o, God loves a cheerful giver.
Hannibal: Shut up u CUNT!!!
****Hannibal walked back to his car and drove off****************

chamotex:
I would prefer not to buy anyone than waste £25 milli on Berba

Tottenham are actually asking for £35 milli, HOW RIDICULOUS!!!

35 milla on Berbatov??
I'd rather buy Rasheed Yekini for that price.

Fergie should get his cheque book out and sign the Hunter.
He wants to play at Old Trafford and follow in the footsteps of Ruud Van Nistelrooy.

Huntelaar cannot be more than 15 million pounds.

Cristalz:
@Hannibal
Not disputing that,but Fergie's not known for passing-up on great talent.I trust that he'll definitely not leave 'em lying fallow. Seems the interest in Berba's rising. . . means we may not see Huntelaar @ OT anytime soon

Fergie must be playing with FIRE trying to pay 20 million quid for Berbatov who is 27.
How many more years of sterling quality does have left in him. . . . . .3 years maximum.
Dimitar is a wrong choice. . . . . .His petulance would ruin the team spirit.

Huntelaar is hungry, raw, has great goal sense and always seem to be in the right place at the right time.

Cristalz:
Didn't see the game Wasn't aware we had one

Anyway,glad we won,even if we didn't play up to standard.I believe the team will step up,as always.Besides Rooney recently got married. . .he needs a little time to re-adjust,lol

Perhaps Fergie doesn't think the Brazillian twins are mature enough yet

They turned 18 on wednesday which means they can now sign a professional contract under FIFA rules.
I saw these boys in the under 17 tournament last summer and they were outstanding.
Fergie should unveil these lads once and for all and letz see if they can cut it at the top level.

chamotex:
The game was alrite, not the free-flowing football that we normally play but understandably as it is pre-season obviously.

Rio wasnt in the squad but it was good to see Gary Neville back in action again

I would love to see Frazier Campbell stay for a bit and get some chances at least for the first half of the season, the boy looked matured and promising in that game when he came on, felt like he was hungry to impress. Very Pacy aswell!

it was a good effort.

Frazier Campbell is good but his physique and stamina is his greatest undoing.
There are 3 players i expect to get to the senior team this new season. . . . .Rodrigo Possebon, Febian Brandy and Danny Welbeck.
When are we gonna see the Brazilian twins in action. . .They have clocked 18 now so there shouldn't be any problem with em playing footie.

Rooney was my MOTM but he missed more than 15 chances.

Cristalz:
Ronaldo should see out his contract - Pele


http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=554856&sec=england&cc=3888

Abedi Pele,you be beta person. Blatter's as mixed up as a platter of batter. Platini for president

Pele is reasonable. . . . . . .Not in the mix with Orangutan Blatter and Gorilla Platini.
In Moscow, u could almost feel Platini's malicious attitude when he was about to present the title to Rio and Giggs. . . .
He was reluctant, couldn't belly the fact that the same team that sent Lyon FC to the pits of hell were crowned champions.
Let em keep hating while we keep WINNING.

Saw last night's game with Aberdeen??
Wazza's header and Carrick's penalty??

vicade:
i have said it before and i will say it again. There are only two nominees for the world best this year and these are Ronaldo 7 and The others.
and i think R7 will and should win it. 42 goals for a winger is not beans o and as an arsenal fan, i hope he moves to real madrid because he just might score 50 next season with the defenders we have in the premiership.

I agree with u.

Sometimes scoring 42 goals in a season means nuthing if those goals didn't push the team to win major titles.
This is where i think great players like Henry and Van Nistelrooy came short in the previous years.
However, Ronaldo didn't only dominate the Premiership and Europe by scoring good goals as a winger, his goals got Man Utd the titles.
I also agree with the school of thunks that felt he didn't do enough to WIN it this year. . But he is the closest to it(same as Kaka in 2007).
If i lead a class with a score of 70%. . I am the best. .It doesn't matter if the previous winners won the prize with a 90% score.