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dayokanu:
@Hannibal,

Everyone here knows you are sick. Skiping your daily antirabies shot wont do you any good. RVNistelrooy second hoghest goal scorer in UCL is not a top player? Highest goal scorer in 2 seasons in the UCL,

Let me know your top players that would exclude Roberto Baggio, Pavel Nedved, Dennis Bergkamp but would include Wayne Rooney.

Do I need to write that you are deranged? If you are looking for evidence; Here is it; Baggio, Nedved and Bergakamp are not top players according to Jackal. Shearer, Gascoigne not top players?

That is the problem when you have internet connection at Sanatoriums and mental homes instead of concentrating on your dosage you are displaying the diseased part of your brains(Grey turned black matter) in public

This serial self-servicer won't just give up. . . . . .
Were u born retarded or it was an ancestral curse while u were growing up??
I think i need to send a letter to the elders of your clan to do something to your frotteurism before it gets uncontrollable. 

Players like Baggio, Nedved and Bergkamp can be exempted. . . They have dominated tournaments, scored good goals and led teams to win titles.
Besides, Baggio won UEFA cup, Nedved won Winners Cup/Supercup, Bergkamp won UEFA cup in 1992 and European Cup Winners in 1987
Ballack has never won any title in Europe in his entire miserable career. . . .his biggest achievement was winning the Bundesliga with Bayern.

Michael Ballack does not belong to the category of GREAT PLAYERS. . . .I don't see Baggio, Nedved and Bergkamp playing in 6 MAJOR finals and losing ALL.
Your daily bouts of onanistic fits have manifested again thus brain is in hibernation. . . .Nudge me when u wake up for your injections!!
Flaming Schlepper.

dayokanu:
You have to know where he is coming from so you can understand his condition.

He is presently at a mental home where the other guys abuse him sexually before they give him access to the internet. So he vents his frustration and shows his dementia on the internet.

This is what happens when a child is left in the hands of crack fiends and alcoholics.
You are nuthing but a social reprobate aggravated because Barbarians in Berlin had to ejaculate in your diseased ass to get a German Visa.
The only reason u hate England/UK so much is because they won't allow a schlemiel like u to pollute the friendly environment.

dayokanu:
In tournament years, The tournament supercedes the champions league in determining world and European best

This statement has finally confirmed you are as a sick child with subnormal intelligence. . . This spastic theory of urs is a pub gist for onanists like you.
Luiz Ronaldo won World Footballer Of The Year in 1996(Tournament year) and he didn't take part in the Euros, no COPA and lost out in the Olympics.
He simply won the award by scoring 34 goals in 37 appearances for Barcelona. . . . .No frills, no thrills, no controversies.
Suker, Stoichkov, Shearer, Kluivert, Klinsmann, Figo, Boban and Laudrup all participated in Euros and they won NUTHING.

Cristiano Ronaldo did more than that. . . . won EPL golden boot, won UCL golden boot and won European golden shoe and led Man Utd to win 2 titles.
2008 is Ronaldo's year . . . there's nuthing UEFA/FIFA can do about it. . . .This is why they want him in Madrid to deny England that glory.
When a player scores against 18 teams of the 19 teams he played against in the league. . . . .He should be the best player in the planet.
If all these achievement doesn't make him the best footballer in the universe in your frog eyes, then u would die a scatter-brain.

hustler:
So Hannibal is Jackal

Fcukin Kiddie.When will he grow up

Y did he start off posting like a reasonable person when he first took up that ID.

Guess the TIGER Batteries that powered that sane part of his brain have given up yet again

Dude really needs MEDICARE.LOL.

The same MEDICARE u needed when 13 ticks crawled up your ass??
Look at this brainless doofus trying to sneak an attack. . . . Are u so accursed u don't know the difference between somebody and nobody??
I don't join issues with retarded losers like u so GET A LIFE.

P.S. Using 100 words when 4 might do makes u a changeling. How can u write so much and say ZILCH??

Ibime:
Keep kidding yourself. Maybe his recent qwatar with you guys is clouding your judgement. You only have to look at the three games he was suspended at the start of last season to know what life will be like without Ronaldo. Go ahead, sell him . . . we will throw a party at The Bridge.

You shot yourself in the foot, hombre!!!

Those 1st 3 games had no Rooney and Saha as well so go FIGURE.
United will cope with or without Ronaldo. . . . .Nani has come of age.
He is not quite the same level as Cristiano but he is better than Cristiano was in 2003-4.

eldee:
I heard 'I'm married' clause has now started increasing the chase in UK churches now
It's scary ooh . . . I'm married is now mean's 'I'm responsible'

100% correct!!!!

onyinye2:
I stay at the best city, HOUSTON!! where the city is hot and the people are hotter. but dallas is okay too.

HOUSTON?? ?? ??
U got nuthing to worry about. . . . .U are 100% safe!

eldee:
Church now is competing with the cinemas ohhh
And don't just make the mistake of going to a singles meeting
How will God reveal you to five sexy women??

I don't even stay behind for 'em singles meetings. . . . It was more like hunting meeting.
Once we share the grace, i am off to see the Premiership.
There was a day i was trying to get out when these sister came after me and said. . . .The Pastor asked us to stay!!!!
I was like. . . . . . .Nah, i am not single, i am MARRIED!!!

onyinye2:
Yal watch too much television. Texas is not just cows and farms. that is just a small portion of the ENTIRE state. it has cites and sites just like any other place. no one walks around in cow boy boots and stray hats. and besides, we get the same pick up lines the have all over the west coast and the south.

Texas is nice!!!
Better than most states i have been to in the US . . . .  
However, it depends on where u stay in the state so come clean and lets seperate the chaff from the wheat.

syren:
What else do you expect to hear when you hang out in the red light district  

There are nasty women everywhere. . . . . it doesn't have to be the Red Light District.
These days, they have taken it to the church. . . .
Afterall, a sister told me the Lord revealed me in her dreams in a Nigerian church!!!!
How about that for a pick-up line.

Eldee has plenty church gists. . . . . Pinch him and u would hear loadz.

eldee:
We might soon start hearing that one now

What won't you hear at Odeon?

I have heard this before but guess where. . . . . Dirrrrrty dirrrrrrty South!!!!

U go to Odeon??
I heard Showcase is the best in the capital.
They got plenty of dinner-whores crawling everywhere.
Once a gurl brushes into u, saying i am so sorry. . . . . . . She's marked u as her target!!!

eldee:
Try, I misplaced my number, can I get yours

Thats lame. . . . . . .
U lost ur number, call ur freaking mobile fone operator!!!

What about this. . . . .I lost my virginity, can i have urs??

stillwater:
I won't either.

I don't believe u.

eldee:
Fact 1
Crap chics get crap lines

Fact 2
Lines you get also say a lot bout where you live

I disagree with u there.
Geezers would say all kinda stuffs to women irrespective of their class, age, skin colour or height.
The thang is. . . . Men have their own different methods of getting the attention of em ladies.
Everyone just sticks to their formular. . . . sometimes it works, sometimes it backfires.

stillwater:
The last thing I would do is compliment a guy, if he likes let him be James Bond

What if he's Keanu Reeves??

stillwater:
That's true.

Women also have their whorish ways of saying the dumbest thang to men. . . .

How about this one?? "Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you"!!!
Pathetic.

The Sly:
What wont i see. . . . . . Owisiwisi
What the heck is Baby,Queen,Sugar,Shawty,Sausage,Broom,Vegetables,Honey ??
You look like my car,u sound like my TV and all these krauts?? ? ?
You lot musta been hangin/attracting them immature folks!

Cheers, Mr. SLY.
RedHotChic and her heap of hokum.
It's not as if we don't hear pick-up lines from these women too. . . .
They are the worst breed in this schitzo!!!

@ Syren,

All i know is u don't even stay near the capital.
How is Shropshire this evening. . . . . . I heard it's still snowing down there.

eldee:
That's actually one of the lame things the UK chic comes up with when u ask what she tot of the movie she just saw
What was Syren doing on the RED LIGHT DISTRICT

She was probably giving out Church pamphlets on the forthcoming crusade.

RedHotChic:
Don't worry, Syren already told us about your escapades. Bitch indeed!!! I know you think those women you pick on red light district really care what you call them. Watch them call you Schmuck when you refuse to pay up, ni99er.

Who is Syren and what does she know about me??

eldee:
@topic
'Nice movie innit?'

C'mon, I know it's a flipping nice movie, that's why I'm here trying to strike a convo with your ass

In Fiddy's words. . . . . .

I got no pickup lines
I stay on the grind
I tell em babes all the time
Bitch get in my car (Bitch get in) . . . . . . . . .

debosky:
George Weah, Eric Cantona, Rivaldo, Romario de Souza Fariado you need more?

You are daft if u expect George Weah, Rivaldo and Romario to win European cup.

dayokanu:
@Hannibal,

Do you think this is some kind of cheap pub where you can just spew inanities? This is a public site and you would do yourself a lot of good to think before posting not those rabid ranting of yours.

Let me tell you, I would school your generation on European football. So do some learning before coming back here and don't come here telling us how Leeds United won the Champions league. Asswipe!!!

This autistic savant won't keep his bloody mouth shut.
Before u school your clan about European football, u need to learn Geography.
Is this not the same Dayokanu that said Republic of Ireland is part of the UK??
Bozo, if cretinism was an Olympic sport, u are dead certain for a gold medal.

Now to y'all list, Van Nistelrooy is not a big player. Ronaldo De Lima has won Copa America(version of Euros) plus the World Cup.
George Weah is not a LEGEND. Cantona is a club player. . . . . never really done anything magnificent for country.
Frank Lampard n John Terry?? Schlemiel must be your middle name.

lucabrasi:
i wouldnt say crack cocaine is the cause,rather its just a by product of the whole malaise just like knife crime , you ll prolly get more drug dealers and gangs on the streets than junkies
the really annoying thing is that when an african child is being hyper or always jumping up and down like kids do,they look for a medical way out instead of discipline

The major cause is the moral decadence and 90% fault should go to the Government.

Their moronic effort to wield their power in families is the major cause of this violence.
Parents can no longer discipline these kids the way they want . . . .Teachers can't touch them so it's a system where the kids know they can do anything they want.

Parents don't even care again . . . . . . They stay in the pub till midnight not caring about the vice their wards get into.
Drugs, violence, gangsterism and knife crime thrive when there is no control from the people closer to these kids.
There can never be any improvement until the Government back off and give the parents and the teachers to cane these mannerless lots.

Cristiano Ronaldo is the only reason why United competes for the Premiership??
Who the Arrow is Ronaldo without 2 PIT BULLS doing the mileage for him. . . . Let him go to Madrid and letz see who would hustle for him.
Without tireless workers like Tev and Roo. . . . .defence-splitting passes of Carrick and Anderson, Ronaldo wld be a nobody.

I saw some of the games Ronaldo didn't play last season(Villa Park and OT against Arsenal). . . .
Rooney was magnificent. . . . Balls got to em quicker from the wings and from the midfield via Carrick and Anderson.
United has never been a one-man team. . . . . .Should he leave, Nani would replace him perfectly.

Free-kicks?? Hargreaves has better ratio so whats the biggie?
Lest i forget, you are crazy for thinking Ronaldo makes Man Utd tick.
I heard the same thing about RUUD when he was leaving BUT since he left. . . . we have fared better. 2 EPL and 1 UCL.

vicade:
Are you sure about that?
super cup is one leg you know and liverpool and arsenal have to play two legs for the champions league qualifiers
The carling cup will be on before the world club champonships and you never know whether united might loose early just like they lost to coventry city last season at old trafford thus leaving arsenal,chelsea and liverpool with more games to play

So you see, with different permutations and combinations united might even have less games to play compared to liverpool and arsenal

As things stand today, United have more games to play more than Arsenal, Liverpool and Chelsea.
The World Club Championship in Tokyo is not one game so what are u on about??
United have an equal chance of elimination as the others so the chances are EQUAL.

Cristalz:
Early games are usually not so steady,so no worries.Everybody'll be back to complete the team in no time.

Arses get Huntelaar how? Don't see it happening. Fergie seems to really want Huntelaar. And,how much are the Arses willing to pay for him? When shame won't let them disclose how much they got Nasri for (Wenger prob'ly begged the boi,lol )

United have more games than anyone in the Prem. . . . . Uefa Super Cup and World Club championships.
We would be playing catchup until January or thereabout.
Fergie should complete all the summer signings once and for all before going to South Africa next week.
Can't we just do it the Tottenham way??

Pataki:
Funmi is a LOST CASE!!!!

Absolutely.


@ RedHotChic,

This might help u.

www.ebay.com/BUY/artificial-intelligence.

@ Doyin13,

U are one funny farmer!!!!!

If u agree some leagues are stronger than the others then u have dug your own grave!!!!
Liverpool is stronger than Inter Milan . . . . If a club represents each country. . . .what would be the fate of Chelsea n Liverpool??
Doyin, make use of your cognitive reasoning tonight. . . . . Gurls are reading this thread and shaking their heads in disbelief.

dayokanu:
Bosingwa, Pepe are from which country? Sneijeder was eliminated at the qfinals many q finalists were on the list why not Ronaldo.

Ronaldinho did not inspire and did not win player of the year in 2006. So why should Ronaldo win when he too was guilty of the Ronaldinho sin?

This idiot won't just give up on the world player of the year.
Ok. . . . go to Sepp Blatter and tell him to make "nearly man" Ballack or moronic Jens Lehmann the player of the year.
You are a fool and if u marry a dolt like u, u shall produce schlepps.

Pataki:
Pataki does not need to prove anything to you DUMBO!

It only speaks volume of ladies who go about spying on guys as to how they got me mail contacts!!!!!

Lets leave RedHotChic and her crazy world.
In her delusion, all Naija men are illiterates, stupid and are below standards.
It goes to show u the kinda men that have been sweating it on top of her in the last 10 years.
Her situation should be pitied, not to be despised.

jaquan:
@hannibal
you can talk all the smack you desire online like the coward you are. i would not indulge you, it would be an easy feat.
just kindly take my advise and get a damn life, before i slap the taste out of your mouth.
much love.

Bloody attention-seeker!!!!
Get a life. . . . . . .Get a dog!!!!

RedHotChic:
So it's only the women online that are genuine? I mean, except the ones posted by CH3CHO to catch a mugu for his daily bread.

Wouldn't that be a proof that Nigerian women are more trust worthy, truthful and successful?, because while we are busy making 8 digits with our posh degrees, our men are busy trolling websites to catch a damn mugu, It's a shame, if you ask me.

After careful examination of your comments on this forum, i am not convinced u have any degree!!!
It is so obvious u lack cognitive reasoning and qualitative analysis.

The women on Sun News are very real. . . . . . Few weeks ago, some members of this forum gave an account of their moments with them.
If u are not convinced, call those numbers and letz see if the same women won't answer the fone.

RedHotChic is as dumb as a Nepa Pole.
No wonder u milk cows and drive Coca-Cola humungous trucks to make a living.
1st degree me ass!!!!

@ Debosky,

Are u high on cheap weed?

Ballack is not a big player by any means.
What has he done since he joined Chelsea?? ZILCH.

The same big player participated in 4 finals this season and LOST all.
Carling Cup, Premiership(on the last day), Champions League in Euro 2008. . . .
Let it be known this is the 2nd time the poof would suffer Quadruple Horror(Losing 4 titles in a single season)

Ballack me bloody foot. . . . . . . Patrick Vieira is a much more accomplished player!!!
Name one big player who has failed to win Euros and UCL??

jaquan:
i hate to say this but yall sound like a bunch of immature kids fighting for the last scoop of icecream.
if you all want to argue do it maturedly or shut the heck up.

one last thing RHC, hannibal, pataki etc, get a damn life.

Are u out of your fucking mind??

Is your stupidity enviromentally-induced or hereditary??
Who was talking to an idiot savant like u in the 1st place?
I just dunno why foolish men complicate their existence by putting their mouthz in what they know nuthing about.
If u dont have anything meaningful to say. . . . .Go smoke your pubic hair for a change.
Flaming pederast!!!


@ RedHotChic,

Stop being an idiot for once in your life time.

Naija men u see online looking for a spouse are not genuine. . . .90% of em are Yahoo boys ready to scam desperate spinsters like u.
Besides, Naija men have the polygamist mind-set. . . . .a married man can go online and still wanna have a tumble between the sheets.
It doesn't necessarily mean he is short of women to screw. . . . How many women practise polyandry in Africa.
Lets face it. . . . U are extremely DUMB.

RedHotChic:
I thought you are smarter than that? For all I care, it could be CH3CHO looking to catch a mugu.
Again, don't we have online male Nigerians looking for a hook up? What did your sunnews whatever prove?

It seems your IQ is on a free-fall again. . . .

This is one of the many disadvantages of the internet.
Any pseud can come online and claim to be athletic with a bumpy ass. . . .  .
RedHotChic aka trailer park trash all of a sudden wants to be a DIVA. . . . tsssssssssssssk, tskkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!
I'd rather be a monk than live the rest of ma life with a lascivious wench like u. . . . U can't even stand where i sit, u will KNEEL.
Hop back to your cow-milking attendants in Nebraska to have u laid. . . Your oestrogen is mis-kicking.

dayokanu:
Why did he not inspire Portugal to go far?

U are an idiot!!!!

Did Shevchenko inspire Ukraine to go far in any competition?
Ronaldo didn't make the final 23 because he plays for Portugal.
UEFA technical director said so. . . . . For Deco and Pirlo not to have made the final 23 should tell ur spastic mind that its about country not players.

dayokanu:
At a time Sampdoria, Napoli and most Italian teams had more quality than EPL teams If they had formed a Champions league with 16 of them how would we know that the EPL has caught up?

U argue like an idiot, Dayokanu.

All i am saying is the best 16 teams in Europe should compete in the Champions league . . . .
The best 16 shall be chosen after the end of every season.
Today, Liverpool is stronger than Bayern Munich, Inter Milan, Porto and Lyon and they are the 4th best team in England.
If we go by Doyin's moronic idea, it won't be fair on Liverpool and Arsenal.

English clubs are so strong these days the top 4 in England would have made the Semis of UCL but for the fact that 2 of em clashed in the Q/finals.
If either Arsenal or Liverpool had met any of the other European clubs then all the 4 slots in the Semis wlda been all English.
Quality players keep coming into England. . . . The MECCA of European football.
If y'all social deviants can't live with that. . . . .Y'all should suck a camel's cock.