Politics › Re: Oil Theft: Presidential Panel Calls For Stiffer Penalties For Crude Oil Thieves by HappyPagan: 5:56pm On Feb 21, 2023 |
Dreal1247: We don't need rocket science to secure our oil formations. With computerized surveillance, you don't get to the site to capture the culprits. Once an individual touches the pipeline, the signal will be sent to the control room. From there, they know the spot and send security personnels accordingly. The government is part of the thieves and that is why they won't apply this. We actually have this technology. I was part of a team that installed it on pipelines across three states. |
Celebrities › Re: Fela Kuti's Meeting With Chinua Achebe (Throwback Photo) by HappyPagan: 1:52pm On Feb 20, 2023 |
femisplash: With due respect, Chinua Achebe died a tribalist, his book, there was a country, gave a one-sided account and opened up dead wounds. Lol. Funny guy. |
Politics › Re: Why Politicians Are Angry About New Cashless Policy – Ex CBN Gov, Sanusi Lamido by HappyPagan: 9:58pm On Feb 19, 2023 |
Obviously fake news
@Nlfpmod |
Christianity Etc › Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by HappyPagan: 9:39pm On Feb 18, 2023 |
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Phones › Re: Is MTN Network Down In Your Location? by HappyPagan: 6:01pm On Feb 14, 2023*. Modified: 7:30pm On Feb 14, 2023 |
PythonPros: Noticed ours around 4pm. My condolences to those trying to make online transactions now. First thing I thought of.. I'm anticipating a lot of suicides next month. |
Phones › Re: Is MTN Network Down In Your Location? by HappyPagan: 5:51pm On Feb 14, 2023 |
Yes.
Port Harcourt. Been down since 3:30pm. |
Christianity Etc › Re: "Buy Land”, Bishop Oyedepo Tells His Congregants (Video) by HappyPagan: 10:15am On Feb 12, 2023 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: "Buy Land”, Bishop Oyedepo Tells His Congregants (Video) by HappyPagan: 10:13am On Feb 12, 2023 |
Very good advice.
With the amount of land wey church get for this country, God is obviously into real estate.. let the follower buy more... Store up thy treasures on earth... as Jesus said.
Jehovah Jai Rere |
Programming › Re: Learn Python On Whatsapp by HappyPagan(op): 9:44am On Feb 10, 2023 |
HardMirror: as usual no sensible response. The first time you mentioned me, you should have said you dont think it is appropriate for me to suggest using AI to learn coding. It would have been fine, but you were more interested in foaming like a mad man. Enjoy your tiny youtube channel. What a joke Thank you. Bye. Lmao. |
Programming › Re: Learn Python On Whatsapp by HappyPagan(op): 9:37am On Feb 10, 2023 |
HardMirror: tell me how i intend to use chatgpt to swindle. Did you just learn the word swindle? You have still not explained why it is not a good suggestion. Oga, go back to swindling people. Go find another thread to share your new found GPT knowledge. This thread is for non-AI teachers aka human. If you want to promote AI teachers, you can create a thread for that. What you have done here is quite disrespectful, but it would be too much to expect manners from a swindler. Have a great weekend, guy. |
Programming › Re: Learn Python On Whatsapp by HappyPagan(op): 9:15am On Feb 10, 2023 |
I can't deal with swindlers. And retards who act informed just got because they have found out about the new trend.
Well, swindlers gonna swindle. |
Programming › Re: Learn Python On Whatsapp by HappyPagan(op): 9:11am On Feb 10, 2023 |
Lol. What a retard.  |
Programming › Re: Learn Python On Whatsapp by HappyPagan(op): 9:10am On Feb 10, 2023 |
HardMirror: hahaha. Only a fool will take you serious. Did i swindle you? Have a great weekend. And find threads where you can actually contribute something useful. |
Programming › Re: Learn Python On Whatsapp by HappyPagan(op): 7:25am On Feb 10, 2023 |
HardMirror: i spoil market for you? Lol. Market? What market? I'm not a crook like you. Congrats on hearing about chatgpt though. You have done well for yourself. |
Programming › Re: Learn Python On Whatsapp by HappyPagan(op): 6:15am On Feb 10, 2023 |
HardMirror: chat gpt will teach you better than anyone or course can because you can ask it any queation as you learn. Try it. Lol. You must be silly. |
Programming › Re: Learn Python On Whatsapp by HappyPagan(op): 2:12pm On Feb 06, 2023 |
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Politics › Re: Election 23: What I Saw In My Catholic Church Bulletin Today by HappyPagan: 12:56pm On Feb 05, 2023 |
sapele914: Pray to mother Mary Queen of Nigeria? All this idolatry you purported Christians will be practicing in your ignoramus ignorance. Nothing wrong with idolatry if e resemble white man or white man like am..na the one wey no resemble white man be evil juju. |
Politics › Re: Election 23: What I Saw In My Catholic Church Bulletin Today by HappyPagan: 12:55pm On Feb 05, 2023 |
Waste of ink and paper.. all these prayers since 1800, abi God dey deaf and blind.
Christian and Muslim men have continued and will continue to rob us blind..motherfuckers see heaven in Jerusalem and Mecca not those ugly streets they bequeath to you as constituency projects.
The Abrahamic God and his followers will continue to show us pepper. Brothers separated by a foreign bandit called Abraham.. may the gods revive us and our lands. Rabishulwunwaneal. |
Crime › Re: Soldier Beaten In UNIBEN For Beating Student At School ATM Stand by HappyPagan: 10:45pm On Feb 02, 2023 |
Bleep Dem Bullies.  |
Politics › Re: Na Because We No Dey Beat People by HappyPagan(op): 9:21pm On Feb 02, 2023 |
SmartPolician: The post touched me.
I think the next revolution should be Nigerians against Nigerians!
Nobody should accept this level of madness from its own people. I do my best at my own level to be outspoken, not necessarily villolent or angry. It's frustrating but this people suffer a lot... They have lived and survived under really harsh conditions and it has broken them. They have no culture or set of values, except that which makes money. Their music, their worst, their posts are all banal. Food and good feelings in the head, that's all they wanna hear. To engage in critical thought here only wastes time and attracts poverty quickly... |
Pets › Re: Dog Destroys Owner's Airpod Worth ₦68,000 (Video) by HappyPagan: 1:20pm On Feb 01, 2023 |
UselessBuharist: The dog na Igbo? Please I’m not trolling the Igbos The way the dog calm as she dey speak Igbo to the dog Lmao. My dog understands 'bia'. The dog no understand Igbo o.. just knows from her tone that he has bleeped up. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians: What If Jesus' Promise To Come Back Was A Lie? by HappyPagan(op): 7:45pm On Jan 31, 2023 |
Kobojunkie: I see you don't want to answer my questions then.  Ah, what made that obvious? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians: What If Jesus' Promise To Come Back Was A Lie? by HappyPagan(op): 7:38pm On Jan 31, 2023 |
Kobojunkie: 1. That would have made more sense in a discussion such as this, don't you think? 
2. I tell you anyways since I asked you why you bother doing this. Or do you also frequent, say, a KKK/skinhead forum as well asking them silly questions such as "what if you woke up in black skin tomorrow?"  You are right. I am wrong. Thanks. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians: What If Jesus' Promise To Come Back Was A Lie? by HappyPagan(op): 7:31pm On Jan 31, 2023 |
Kobojunkie: I did respond to the thread title then you chose to throw in your Tribal background and life experience as if it should somehow matter as far as Jesus Christ and got me wondering why folks like you even spend your lifes on these things when their are so many more important ventures you could engage yourselves in.  Ah, na Jesus tribal background and life you wan make I share? See this dolo. Kobojunkie: I do this here because it is required of me to. But why do you?  I didn't ask. And none of your business. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians: What If Jesus' Promise To Come Back Was A Lie? by HappyPagan(op): 7:24pm On Jan 31, 2023 |
Kobojunkie: You can't judge anyone...but you think your life experience and Tribal background ought to be of relevance to such a one? This same life experience and Tribal background aren't even of relevance to your politicians in Nigeria but you think they ought to be brought in on this discussion? Ok.  Yeah. Your Nigeria and it's politicians are bleeped. Go get a PVC. See the threat title. If you don't find it relevant, move to another thread. You rarely see me on your threads..they have no relevance to me until I put my presence in by making a post. You can always delete yourself. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians: What If Jesus' Promise To Come Back Was A Lie? by HappyPagan(op): 6:12pm On Jan 31, 2023 |
Kobojunkie: 1. 
2. Your focus is on the wrong things.
■ Jesus Christ said He came only for the Lost sheep of Israel meaning that, just like YHWH who said He is God only of Israel, Jesus Christ should be of no concern to those who are not of the lost sheep of Isreal since you cannot benefit from that which agreement He represents anyway. ■ those who should look forward to His return do so by doing the work that is required of them right here on earth as they live.
So, if Jesus Christ were a lie, then they wouldn't be able to do any of the work that is required of them as His followers, to begin with. But since He is not a lie, not only are they able to experience Him even as they live, and able to do the work that He required of them, and are then able to look forward to His return convinced that He is indeed who He said He is. 
3. How did you come about this conclusion of yours?  1. Yup. He died for his Sins. Claimed He was God's Son. Claimed his mother was a Virgin. His village people rightfully diagnosed it as insanity, wrongfully tortured and killed him. He needed an asylum, not a cross.. 2. I am not Christian. It is your job as one to focus on Christ. I'm not under such obligation. 3. Cool for Israel. How e use concern me as Igbo man? 4. Great. I can't judge anyone who's hoping to hook up with a friend that died over two thousand years ago.. I just want that particular mental disease to stop spreading. 5. My life experience. Maybe yours is different, you can share. |
Politics › Na Because We No Dey Beat People by HappyPagan(op): 5:54pm On Jan 31, 2023 |
POS don turn CURRENCY DEALER.
Our own fucking currency....
And dem hold PVC for hand, praying for change.
Is it not witchcraft? To make money off people's sufferings and struggles?
Na because we no dey beat people.
JERRICAN HOLDER DON TURN FUEL DISTRIBUTOR
Petrol station no get fuel. But some boys for the front hold am for container. Everybody stand for front, dey queue. We go burn time for here, burn the fuel for house.
Because as the sun goes down in Nigeria, we roll out our generators. Bring out our diesel and fuel. And "change the switch".
This is Nigerian life. Low quality. Standard definition. Dead. Dead inside. |
Politics › Re: Buhari I Curse You Today With Everything In Me by HappyPagan: 4:58pm On Jan 31, 2023 |
Ckonnet: Your mother still stress herself this much at her age, that means you guys have not been taken good care of her. Someone should be helping her out with all those chores even if it means paying the person. What a contribution. |
Programming › Re: VOIP With Freeswitch: My Learning Journey by HappyPagan: 9:35am On Jan 30, 2023 |
Lol. I love Vim/Vi. Can't stand eMacs.  Nice work. This was a fun read. Make I follow you. |
Travel › Re: 9 Dead After Container Fell On Fully-loaded Commercial Bus In Ojuelegba Lagos by HappyPagan: 9:33am On Jan 30, 2023 |
No one cares. We move on. No lessons learned. We move on. |
Food › Re: See The Tiny Catfish I Bought 2000 Naira This Morning. by HappyPagan: 10:17pm On Jan 29, 2023 |
Samantha123: I don't know if it's just me, but I find Nigerian culture somehow similar to that of India. Lol. I suffered severe culture shock. So many humans.... Blew my small Naija mind. Samantha123: If I come across those plantains, I'll start eating them raw thinking that they're bananas..  Hahah. I know. My Zambian friend had the same reaction when he first saw frying plantains.. 'You fry bananas in Nigeria?' I made egusi soup for him and he loved it. Told home we live in same continent and you have never tasted my food. Yet we both know how croissants and pizzas taste. Lol. Fried plantains are lovely. Oh, we also have bole (roasted plantain, palm oil, and roasted fish). Lagos people have theirs with groundnut. Our continent is huge. |
Food › Re: See The Tiny Catfish I Bought 2000 Naira This Morning. by HappyPagan: 10:05pm On Jan 29, 2023 |
Samantha123: Wow! Some of us are missing out... How come I've never seen them here in SA stores? Are they only harvested in West Africa? I have no idea. I saw them when I was in India. I think I saw some purple ones there too. World's huge... 😂 |