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Education / Re: Staff In Covenant University Are Raping The Students - Twitter User by HappyPagan: 6:56pm On Nov 21, 2022
fikayormi:
Bishop David oyedepo is a highly disciplined man , he will look Into the matter .

Lololo.
Celebrities / Re: EndSARS: Rename Lekki Tollgate, Make It Free – Actor Alex Ekubo (Photos) by HappyPagan: 3:52pm On Oct 20, 2022
madridguy:
cheesy cheesy cheesy You don't get my message.


angry grin grin
Celebrities / Re: EndSARS: Rename Lekki Tollgate, Make It Free – Actor Alex Ekubo (Photos) by HappyPagan: 3:45pm On Oct 20, 2022
madridguy:
For accountability and for a very good memory, they should do banner that contain pictures of those killed in lekki and they should hang the banner on lekki junction or bridge. Also endeavour to add their addresses too.
You have the pictures of the victims? Pictures and names?
Politics / Re: Tinubu Insulted The Body Of Christ by HappyPagan: 8:05am On Oct 18, 2022
successmatters:


Was a church necessary in the whole analogy?
Does getting outraged about this make you a Christian? Why so hurt?

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Insulted The Body Of Christ by HappyPagan: 7:59am On Oct 18, 2022
Make una carry this una body of Christ go siddon, make we hear word
Body of Christ, Body of Christ, na your body?

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Business / Re: How Much Have You Saved This Year? by HappyPagan: 3:50pm On Oct 14, 2022
3.2 m.

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Crime / Re: Names Of Sexual Offenders Convicted In Lagos Published by HappyPagan: 7:35am On Oct 14, 2022
Massiveglory:
That's a good one. But it will not be complete if those who ordered the shooting and killings at lekki gate are not sentenced.

No one should be spared no matter how highly placed. Selective justice is no justice.
Provide one dead body.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Name The Worst Companies To Work For In Nigeria And Give Your Reasons by HappyPagan: 3:17pm On Oct 11, 2022
Love this thread.. when we go start to beat our contractors and HR dem? grin

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Career / Re: Panicked! I Accepted 3 Job Offers. by HappyPagan: 9:50pm On Oct 04, 2022
KanwuliaExtra:
In my best defense, I did not know the best ones would come last. What if they never contacted me?

Now, all have contacted me, I feel bad writing to those I will have to reject. They have already welcomed me as their “team member”. Now, I have to “ghost” them? undecided

What kinds of excuses could I give to avoid burning bridges?

Which kain unprofessional wahala be dis?
Companies no dey feel bad when Dem dey sack person. No bridge burnt... Na bridge you dey build for your own life matter pass. Drop the sentiments, and pick one.. you can try dice.

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Phones / Re: How Much Do You Spend On Data Monthly by HappyPagan: 10:09am On Oct 02, 2022
zedegit:


800 gig in a month Doing what?
Lots of porn, since you're asking. 4k Porn streaming .
Phones / Re: How Much Do You Spend On Data Monthly by HappyPagan: 8:17pm On Oct 01, 2022
Omoapena:


You have idea how much for unlimited plan in a month?

Unlimited without fair usage policy and throttle...
I use Tizeti. I did 800gb in January. Can download 20gb in an hour. I pay 12,500 a month

EDIT: Location is Port-Harcourt. I have connected a few of my friends to their service. Not all have a similar experience.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Nostradamus Book Sales Skyrocket After Prediction Of Queen Elizabeth II Death by HappyPagan: 9:34pm On Sep 26, 2022
Cti28:

The best thing that could ever happened to a man is to be filled with Jesus Christ.
Sorry, I'm not gay. I don't have such fantasies.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nostradamus Book Sales Skyrocket After Prediction Of Queen Elizabeth II Death by HappyPagan: 8:18pm On Sep 26, 2022
Righteousness2:
With the 100 percent accuracy of the Holy Bible ( The Word of God ),
Lool. that book... that Book of lies and fiction... grin na why your posts for here no dey pass Bible. Na the only book wey you don read... na wetin full your head. Na so so Jesus cumm full your head.

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Religion / Re: I Wish We All Make It To Heaven by HappyPagan: 10:07pm On Sep 24, 2022
Steep:
by Grace, which can only be recieved when you acknowledge that you are a sinner unable to save yourself and then believe on the Lord Jesus christ as the one who died for your sins and is raised again for your justification confessing him, then you will be saved.
So, just believe this story of a Jewish carpenter that suffered jungle justice... What a belief.. what a relief.
Religion / Re: I Wish We All Make It To Heaven by HappyPagan: 10:06pm On Sep 24, 2022
Ilamina:


Is it worth it

All the anxiety and pain on earth
Earth is not a suitable place to live
Earth's lovely. It's the humans that are nasty.


Heaven, if it exists, won't be any better with these humans. And it will be quite boring and dull too
Religion / Re: I Wish We All Make It To Heaven by HappyPagan: 8:35pm On Sep 20, 2022
Heaven is over rated.. just an old man, his traumatized son, and some slaves with wings. I'd rather live on earth.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Several People Arrested In The UK For Protesting Against The Monarchy by HappyPagan: 1:59pm On Sep 16, 2022
Image123:


The lie, God is my Father and Jesus is my brother. Did you forget?
I don't keep a record of NLanders psychotic traumas, but I guess I'll create one.... It's the weekend after all.. I'll be sure to make yours the first entry..
Education / Re: Loyola Students In The Sosoliso Plane Crash by HappyPagan: 1:58pm On Sep 16, 2022
Image123:


And God and your soul. Pele muskee.
Thanks Image.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Several People Arrested In The UK For Protesting Against The Monarchy by HappyPagan: 1:41pm On Sep 16, 2022
Image123:


Stop lying like your daddy the devil.
Are you angry I have a Dad, or is it the lie that bothers you?
Education / Re: Loyola Students In The Sosoliso Plane Crash by HappyPagan: 6:00am On Sep 16, 2022
Ilamina:
your brother and sister went to bereton
We all attended Bereton.
Education / Re: Loyola Students In The Sosoliso Plane Crash by HappyPagan: 5:47am On Sep 16, 2022
Ilamina:


You went to montessori
Na, Bereton.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Several People Arrested In The UK For Protesting Against The Monarchy by HappyPagan: 6:33pm On Sep 15, 2022
greatnationmedi:
Oga, you better repent your ways and retrace your steps, go and read your bible well, e.
I'm sorry - I don't own a Bible. But I have tissue paper sha...
Foreign Affairs / Re: Several People Arrested In The UK For Protesting Against The Monarchy by HappyPagan: 6:31pm On Sep 15, 2022
erumena:

Jesus will come and He will take His saints with Him.
Good. I don't envy them.... I'm actually looking forward to him coming to carry his mumus.

erumena:

You too can be saved because He loves you.
Thanks, but I ain't gay... and necrophilia isn't really my thing.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Several People Arrested In The UK For Protesting Against The Monarchy by HappyPagan: 6:30pm On Sep 15, 2022
Wizmj4real:


and you just blasphemed that CHRIST ain't coming again
It's not blasphemy. He was supposed to come back since, but he died on his way back.. rumors have it those holes in his hand kept getting bigger... never really healed.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Several People Arrested In The UK For Protesting Against The Monarchy by HappyPagan: 6:29pm On Sep 15, 2022
kindy51:

Even if you are not a member of any religion, respect other religion so you won’t bring curse upon yourself
What greater curse is there than believing a jewish carpenter died for your sins? Not even computer engineer or scientist? na carpenter... grin
na why you dey think like wood.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Several People Arrested In The UK For Protesting Against The Monarchy by HappyPagan: 6:27pm On Sep 15, 2022
Lightorder:
I could sight a madman from miles and you are one
Just like Jesus.

Unlike Jesus, I live today.
Events / Re: Woman Serves Guests Herbal Mix-(agbo Jedi),at A Party In UK by HappyPagan: 6:26pm On Sep 15, 2022
MatrixReloaded:
Nonsense and ingredients of Ajinomoto ewedu gbegiri broom soup.
Don't be dull and local. I used to be like you. Ewedu's cool.

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Education / Re: Loyola Students In The Sosoliso Plane Crash by HappyPagan: 11:32am On Sep 15, 2022
Lost a brother and sister. This December, it will be 17 years... Don't think it will ever not hurt.

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Religion / Re: Christians: What If Jesus' Promise To Come Back Was A Lie? by HappyPagan: 9:24am On Sep 15, 2022
AllenforGOD:
you are blindfoldedly deluded by lucifer
It is you who is blindfolded - to believe a Jewish carpenter died for your sins reveals a disgusting level of self-rejection.

AllenforGOD:

nd u dnt get to observe puf puf puf hah u beta ask the forgiveness of ur sins,in whereas JESUS said in john"if u receive whom i send u have received me,and if u receive me u have received my FATHER<GOD>
I think Jesus suffered from long-term malaria because he made a lot of outrageous comments... Like the one you posted.

AllenforGOD:

"then why insinuating?,HE is coming back again as it was apparently stated throughout luke~dont be deceived.
He is obviously not coming back. You better get used to it and enjoy your life.

Jesus don die go. No coming back ever.

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Religion / Re: Christians: What If Jesus' Promise To Come Back Was A Lie? by HappyPagan: 7:52pm On Sep 14, 2022
AllenforGOD:
Just sit down and use ur intellect to analyse ur illogical statement in which exclusively makes no sense,stop deluding urself u pervert dont be like the pharisees and jewish authorities<full stop>
sad
The internet is not a Church.. Be fluent... Stop speaking Christianese.

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Religion / Re: Christians: What If Jesus' Promise To Come Back Was A Lie? by HappyPagan: 5:51pm On Sep 14, 2022
cornelboy:

Have we been managing it well?
Oh yeah - we are both communicating.. that's man.. our culture today is leaps and bounds greater than the culture of the Bible, even the so called 'New' testament.. I'm sure you would want to live in that world... Just take care of farm, scratch balls, and sleep.


cornelboy:

What are you talking about?
Our nation has contributed very little to the development of modern science, modern engineering, or modern medicine. All we have are prayer warriors and ethnic jingoists.

So I understand why you think humans fail. We haven't even figured out how to keep a light bulb on permanently. But other humans solve problems l, you know, explore the full imaginative possibiltites of the mind within.




cornelboy:

No specific date was mentioned. So it ain't a failed prophecy.
I agree with you. It ain't a failed prophecy. It's a broken promise. Imagine... No date... So you can wait forever... It could always happen tomorrow abi?


cornelboy:

God promised the Israelites the Messiah but he came hundreds of years later.
Though God didn't mention the date he would come but they trusted him that he would send him.
Any foreigners among them that time could say that delay in sending the Messiah is a failed promised whereas the Jews understand their God.
Are you speaking on behalf of the Jews? Cos I don't see no Jews waiting for no Jesus.. in fact, Dem treat im fuckup well. Beat am, hang am for cross, forget about am.... There are more Christians on my street than there are in Israel. Una wey no kill am, na una dey wait for am reach 2000 years and counting.... Small shame sef no dey body.

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Religion / Re: Christians: What If Jesus' Promise To Come Back Was A Lie? by HappyPagan: 5:11pm On Sep 14, 2022
cornelboy:

Na you get the earth wey you wan manage?
Abeg who dey manage am now? No be we?

cornelboy:

Humans had been failing from long time ago and they will continue to fail without the creator's intervention.
Good thing I don't share your mindset. You are Nigerian anyways.. you aren't used to success at the specie level..

cornelboy:

Tell me the evil Christianity is causing in the society and how other religions including athiesm are anything better?
You can create a different thread for this topic. I'm just here to discuss the failed promise that is the Rapture. The Greatest unending Lie... Id like to rupture this lie.

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