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Religion / Re: Christians: What If Jesus' Promise To Come Back Was A Lie? by HappyPagan: 7:38pm On Jan 31, 2023
Kobojunkie:
1. That would have made more sense in a discussion such as this, don't you think? undecided

2. I tell you anyways since I asked you why you bother doing this. Or do you also frequent, say, a KKK/skinhead forum as well asking them silly questions such as "what if you woke up in black skin tomorrow?" undecided
You are right. I am wrong. Thanks.
Religion / Re: Christians: What If Jesus' Promise To Come Back Was A Lie? by HappyPagan: 7:31pm On Jan 31, 2023
Kobojunkie:
I did respond to the thread title then you chose to throw in your Tribal background and life experience as if it should somehow matter as far as Jesus Christ and got me wondering why folks like you even spend your lifes on these things when their are so many more important ventures you could engage yourselves in. undecided
Ah, na Jesus tribal background and life you wan make I share? See this dolo.


Kobojunkie:

I do this here because it is required of me to. But why do you? undecided
I didn't ask. And none of your business.

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Religion / Re: Christians: What If Jesus' Promise To Come Back Was A Lie? by HappyPagan: 7:24pm On Jan 31, 2023
Kobojunkie:
You can't judge anyone...but you think your life experience and Tribal background ought to be of relevance to such a one? This same life experience and Tribal background aren't even of relevance to your politicians in Nigeria but you think they ought to be brought in on this discussion? undecided
Ok. undecided

Yeah. Your Nigeria and it's politicians are bleeped. Go get a PVC.

See the threat title. If you don't find it relevant, move to another thread. You rarely see me on your threads..they have no relevance to me until I put my presence in by making a post. You can always delete yourself.

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Religion / Re: Christians: What If Jesus' Promise To Come Back Was A Lie? by HappyPagan: 6:12pm On Jan 31, 2023
Kobojunkie:
1. undecided

2. Your focus is on the wrong things.

■ Jesus Christ said He came only for the Lost sheep of Israel meaning that, just like YHWH who said He is God only of Israel, Jesus Christ should be of no concern to those who are not of the lost sheep of Isreal since you cannot benefit from that which agreement He represents anyway.
■ those who should look forward to His return do so by doing the work that is required of them right here on earth as they live.

So, if Jesus Christ were a lie, then they wouldn't be able to do any of the work that is required of them as His followers, to begin with. But since He is not a lie, not only are they able to experience Him even as they live, and able to do the work that He required of them, and are then able to look forward to His return convinced that He is indeed who He said He is. undecided

3. How did you come about this conclusion of yours? undecided

1. Yup. He died for his Sins. Claimed He was God's Son. Claimed his mother was a Virgin. His village people rightfully diagnosed it as insanity, wrongfully tortured and killed him. He needed an asylum, not a cross..

2. I am not Christian. It is your job as one to focus on Christ. I'm not under such obligation.

3. Cool for Israel. How e use concern me as Igbo man?

4. Great. I can't judge anyone who's hoping to hook up with a friend that died over two thousand years ago.. I just want that particular mental disease to stop spreading.

5. My life experience. Maybe yours is different, you can share.

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Politics / Na Because We No Dey Beat People by HappyPagan: 5:54pm On Jan 31, 2023
POS don turn CURRENCY DEALER.

Our own fucking currency....

And dem hold PVC for hand, praying for change.

Is it not witchcraft? To make money off people's sufferings and struggles?

Na because we no dey beat people.

JERRICAN HOLDER DON TURN FUEL DISTRIBUTOR

Petrol station no get fuel. But some boys for the front hold am for container. Everybody stand for front, dey queue. We go burn time for here, burn the fuel for house.

Because as the sun goes down in Nigeria, we roll out our generators. Bring out our diesel and fuel. And "change the switch".

This is Nigerian life. Low quality. Standard definition. Dead. Dead inside.

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Politics / Re: Buhari I Curse You Today With Everything In Me by HappyPagan: 4:58pm On Jan 31, 2023
Ckonnet:
Your mother still stress herself this much sad at her age, that means you guys have not been taken good care of her. Someone should be helping her out with all those chores even if it means paying the person.


What a contribution.
Programming / Re: VOIP With Freeswitch: My Learning Journey by HappyPagan: 9:35am On Jan 30, 2023
Lol. I love Vim/Vi. Can't stand eMacs. tongue

Nice work. This was a fun read. Make I follow you.
Travel / Re: 9 Dead After Container Fell On Fully-loaded Commercial Bus In Ojuelegba Lagos by HappyPagan: 9:33am On Jan 30, 2023
No one cares. We move on. No lessons learned. We move on.
Food / Re: See The Tiny Catfish I Bought 2000 Naira This Morning. by HappyPagan: 10:17pm On Jan 29, 2023
Samantha123:
I don't know if it's just me, but I find Nigerian culture somehow similar to that of India.
Lol. I suffered severe culture shock. So many humans.... Blew my small Naija mind.


Samantha123:

If I come across those plantains, I'll start eating them raw thinking that they're bananas.. grin grin grin
Hahah. I know. My Zambian friend had the same reaction when he first saw frying plantains..

'You fry bananas in Nigeria?'

I made egusi soup for him and he loved it. Told home we live in same continent and you have never tasted my food. Yet we both know how croissants and pizzas taste. Lol.

Fried plantains are lovely. Oh, we also have bole (roasted plantain, palm oil, and roasted fish). Lagos people have theirs with groundnut.

Our continent is huge.

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Food / Re: See The Tiny Catfish I Bought 2000 Naira This Morning. by HappyPagan: 10:05pm On Jan 29, 2023
Samantha123:
Wow! Some of us are missing out... How come I've never seen them here in SA stores? Are they only harvested in West Africa?

I have no idea. I saw them when I was in India. I think I saw some purple ones there too. World's huge... 😂
Food / Re: See The Tiny Catfish I Bought 2000 Naira This Morning. by HappyPagan: 9:55pm On Jan 29, 2023
Samantha123:
What are plantains? I've never heard of them before.
Think of bananas, but thicker and bigger.
Food / Re: See The Tiny Catfish I Bought 2000 Naira This Morning. by HappyPagan: 9:49pm On Jan 29, 2023
Samantha123:
Do you guys cook bananas and mix them with your stew
Na.
We fry or boil plantains.


For bananas, we just cut them and add them to the meal. They aren't cooked.
Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by HappyPagan: 5:35pm On Jan 29, 2023
Following thread. I wan make money this year.
Religion / Re: Christians: What If Jesus' Promise To Come Back Was A Lie? by HappyPagan: 8:02am On Jan 29, 2023
Mynd44 Seun nlfpmod dominique
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Reading FA Cup (3 - 1) On 28th January 2023 by HappyPagan: 11:18pm On Jan 28, 2023
Buddha3:


It's "fuss" not "fuse".

Calm down before you use vex spoil something.
Him fuse don blow.

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Politics / Re: When India Wiped Out 86% Of Its Cash Overnight .See Why & What Happened (Photo) by HappyPagan: 7:56pm On Jan 28, 2023
I was in India when this policy was enacted. The policy was a failure as it didn't achieve its main aims. I'm on mobile right now.. will try to find links when I'm a bit free.

EDIT!!!!!!!!
So I'm back..

This is an article from 2018.
https://www.businesstoday.in/opinion/prosaic-view/story/lets-admit-it-demonetisation-was-a-failure-108895-2018-08-31
The problem is that two big objectives that the Prime Minister had touted in his late evening speech - about catching black money and weeding out fake notes - have been less than successful to say the least.
Obviously even the government knows that demonetisation was a big failure. The Prime Minister was careful not to mention it while touting the long list of achievements of his government during his Independence Day speech. The RBI report itself was released quietly, and initially only a few government spokespersons tried to defend it once the report was released. (They are still trying to do it, though few of their reasons sound convincing).

The problem is that two big objectives that the Prime Minister had touted in his late evening speech - about catching black money and weeding out fake notes - have been less than successful to say the least. The fact that the new currency notes were not all that counterfeit-proof is apparent from the RBI report which talks of the amount of new, fake currency seized already. Ditto for black money - yes some was probably caught and some probably came back to the government through higher tax paid on deposits, but the amount was nowhere near the windfall gains that the government hoped for. (S Gurumurthy, co-founder of Swadeshi Jagran Manch, a recently nominated board member of the RBI, and the person who apparently came up with the idea of demonetisation had said that as much as 20-40 per cent of the demonetized cash would not come back to the RBI, resulting in windfall gains to the government. It is obvious that his calculations were way off). Neither is the number of new tax assesses enough to justify the pain of demonetisation. There were plenty of other tools available to bring non tax payers into the tax net.

Later justifications about the real benefits of demonetisation - ranging from a cash less (or less cash) economy to hitting terror networks have also proven to be far-fetched. The RBI report shows that people are again keeping a lot of their savings in cash. Digital transactions have gone up - but hardly enough to justify a drastic measures as demonetisation which slowed the economy.

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Politics / Re: What Do You Think Is The Actual Population Of Nigerian Now?(shocking) by HappyPagan: 9:27am On Jan 27, 2023
Moh247:
CIA uses heat signature and thermal satellite if CIA fact book gives our projection at 210 million then we are close or more
What?
Politics / Re: I Thought That Nuisance In Finland Said Today Is Sit At Home in South-east by HappyPagan: 8:14am On Jan 24, 2023
BossGerald:


Your evil propaganda has been exposed...go f*ck yourself

You are the evil one.. spreading lies and false accusations. It is you who is spreading propaganda with moin moin thinking...
Politics / Re: I Thought That Nuisance In Finland Said Today Is Sit At Home in South-east by HappyPagan: 7:52am On Jan 24, 2023
BossGerald:



Call his name nothing go happen...Simon ekpa is working for tifnubu.

His portrait was seen in one of his office videos.
Hallmark of proper investigation. You dey work for Naija police? Cos this your reasoning get poto poto.

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Religion / Re: 2023 And People Still Believe In The Rapture by HappyPagan: 3:58pm On Jan 17, 2023
Dtruthspeaker:


It is better you did not say anything than to wake up almost 24hrs after to say something stupid most especially as I saw you at the bottom yesterday after I made my post and you could not say anything then. So this shows how retarded you are.

Okay Sir.

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Religion / Re: 2023 And People Still Believe In The Rapture by HappyPagan: 9:28am On Jan 17, 2023
Dtruthspeaker:


Any one who was watching would see that the dreaded last days started after a certain prophecy was fulfilled and that was in 2010.
True... Anyone with your mental illness... Last-day syndrome...

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Religion / Re: 2023 And People Still Believe In The Rapture by HappyPagan: 10:06pm On Jan 16, 2023
Image123:


Do you, this must be one happy new year then.
Thank you.
Religion / Re: 2023 And People Still Believe In The Rapture by HappyPagan: 9:51pm On Jan 16, 2023
Image123:


If you love Him, keep His commandments.
When you love Him, you keep his commandments.
Religion / Re: 2023 And People Still Believe In The Rapture by HappyPagan: 9:34pm On Jan 16, 2023
Image123:


Hey muskee, how are you? Jesus loves you.
I love him too...
Religion / Re: 2023 And People Still Believe In The Rapture by HappyPagan: 7:38pm On Jan 16, 2023
Dtruthspeaker:
O Lord how sweet and true thy Words! grin

Exactly what was prophecied that the devils will say!

2 Peter 2:4
and saying, “Where is the promise of His coming? For since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.”

These are the last days indeed!

It's always the last days. Whether e be 1700, 1524, 1983, 2098, 2023... Your words they never change... It is always the last days.... You have 'last-days' syndrome.. sorry

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Politics / Re: With Talented, Enterprising Youths,nigeria Will Not Be Left Behind In Technology by HappyPagan: 7:34pm On Jan 16, 2023
If wishes were horses and words were powerful,
If prayers were answered and God heard the words of the faithful,
Nigeria would be a glorious nation.

But there is no God, and witches don't ride horses.
Politics / Re: With Talented, Enterprising Youths,nigeria Will Not Be Left Behind In Technology by HappyPagan: 7:32pm On Jan 16, 2023
We have already been left behind. Naija suppose dey use 1843 calendar... This UK their 2023 still be our dark ages....
Religion / 2023 And People Still Believe In The Rapture by HappyPagan: 6:41pm On Jan 16, 2023
One white man they crucified years ago will come back, the whole world will see him ( I dont know how he will do this, maybe screens in the sky or something).

He is coming back to save You. Yes You. Lol.

Forget about it... You know why Jesus never come back since?


The beat wey dem beat am last time ehn, literally nailed him like new year calendar.

Happy new year from here, may the year be as this post made you feel. Ramen.

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Politics / Re: Jubilation In Ideato South As Chinenye Okpogba Gifts 100 Widows Huge Cash, Rice, by HappyPagan: 11:38am On Dec 27, 2022
My village people... grin grin

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Religion / Re: Why Is Nigerian Christianity So Backward? by HappyPagan: 11:58am On Dec 20, 2022
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Religion / Re: Religion Section Hall Of Fame 2013 Edition ( sticky) by HappyPagan: 7:05am On Dec 19, 2022
truthislight:


grin grin grin

Which of the Pagan gods are you now?

grin
grin
Religion / Re: Christians: What If Jesus' Promise To Come Back Was A Lie? by HappyPagan: 2:31pm On Dec 18, 2022
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