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sheDD:
Youth with the balls

Actually more of odeshi than balls. I know them in that odukpani/oku iboku /creek town area. Headquarters of witches and wizards.

I am not being negative, I have filial ancestral links with creek town.

internationalman:
I know it's probably a stupid question, but still I'd like to ask.


Why don't planes collide in the air.

Is it that only one plane flies at a point in time?

And you are an international man

RTSC:
Nothing in this life is worse than hell fire.

I don't know where that is, but I can very well relate to the experience shared here. Let us start from the known to the unknown.

TooGod942:
Your disclaimer is very funny

Even the disclaimer is subject to how you understand it . Now you say it is funny. I am still not liable

livebyday:
Thank you my dear

I tell alot of friends here that the worst thing you can be is a Nigerian in American prison

As a kid I served in juve I saw what Nigerian kids who weren't affiliated suffered

As a teenager too , so I pity these ones who think being arrested in American means an easy sentence

Let me state it clearly , you are better off serving your 100 years sentence in Nigeria than 6 months in America, because there all.inmates will know what you where arrested for and those whose friends , family , wives , mother's etc where scammed will all face you with anger

They won't care which set you belong to they will rape you everyday through the anus , all your intestines will be filled with semen

They will unite against you because Nigerian scammers are seen as worse than pedophiles

They will make you give them blow jobs ten times a day and the prison warders will turn a blind eye because they also have relatives or friends who have been scammed

You will have no one to turn to... You will cry blood or rather semen

Your breath will stink of dick 24 hrs a day , your anus will be so wide and your who tummy would be filled of different shades of sperm

Get ready .. find out what Invictus was told by the FBI about other Nigerian scammers who are serving and why he began to rat on everyone immediately to get a deal for a reduced sentence and avoiding being sent to Max sec prison where all Nigerian scammers are sent to

Don't be fooled by DStv , movies and the internet.

Nigerian scammers are not treated like American citizens in prison ,...

Let me break it down for you

In American prisons there are heirachy

Top is citizens who commit little felonies like GTA assault of various degrees , robbery

Then lower is armed robbers ,gang members , man slaughter prisoners , drug offenders , and vehicular homicide peeps

Now next are those who are guaranteed to be sent to maximum lockup

Terrorists, pedophiles, Nigerian scammers , rapists and serial killers ... This category are the worst and always regret their lives in prison

This is experience talking and man, I am already feeling sick for the potential jail bird. He should just die already, it looks like a better option.

Kemimarch16:
Wow the woman is real woman.

She should be gone before the man finishes his jail term...if you know you know

SweetCunt97:
You'd wish.

Seen...

I now know first hand why these girls won't let me rest. It is so glaring now.

TooGod942:
I guess everyone has to be careful with what they post here.

Every page has a disclaimer and I'm sure alot of people haven't seen it before.

Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or
uploads on Nairaland.

Even me, I have posted a personal disclaimer. People will still be fighting me over my posts irrespective.

StubbornGENIUS:
Waaawuuu!Crazy stuff.I know some people will blame their village people for this.May their souls RIP But ehm...Sango only unleashes his wrath on his enemies and evildoers. Who knows what crime they were guilty of?

They extorted money from me someday.

Some of us won't fight you but nature fights our courses.

....And we do not sympathise with such people.

Let the living beware

[quote author=mrfranky post=90769463]Please Mods help push this to front page i need more advise please...

Have been caught up in a difficult situation. I have been dating this my lovely girlfriend for more than a year now. She is beautiful, humble, kind and a good girl. She is from a good family too. The parents are not too rich just average and doing very well. They are 2 girls and 3 boys and the elder sis is more of a slay queen i.e so beautiful and refuses to marry so the mother is hoping on this my girl to settle down, always encouraging her to settle down.

Now I am 29 years and I really love this girl and she loves me more than i actually love her, always ready to do my biding. She is just 22 and I wish to marry her someday but my finances are low. I have met the father and he said he doesn't need anything from me only things for the kinsmen or whatever but my parents are the opposite. Infact my dad won't even entertain my thought of getting married now because despite am staying alone, i still get small stipends from him monthly so he knows am not financially independent.

To cut the long story short.. My girl is pregnant again after several abortions in the past and she is refusing to take pills. She wants to keep this one and is urging me to come pay her bride price so we can move in together. This was not my dream way of getting married. I don't have a problem with her keeping the child but I just cannot marry now with my monthly salary of 40k which am struggling to feed and pay bills.

Please I need advice.
Pls no insult I knw the abortion act is wrong n never intended for her to take in again but it keeps happening...

[b][b]Help me please i dont want to lose this lovely princess because she promise to end the relationship if she has to take another pill.[/[/[/b]b]quote]

I will answer you, but at the bolded, what will the pill be for? The belle never set yet?

When you answer me truthfully i will advise you appropriately

When we ramp up the figures to the anticipated number they will tell us we have plateaued and then the figures will start coming down. A well orchestrated design to scam us blind.

Houseofglam7:
You a chef, a millionaire and a private school teacher?



What other signs of lunacy should we be expecting to see

I prefer to believe he is a millionaire and doesnt need any help. The post asking for help is just a teaser, a joke.

Crownbefitsme:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/beware-ive-lost-staff-relatives-friends-to-covid-19-buhari-warns/

Buhari did not say this. There is even no Buhari. If in doubt, ask Aisha...

PrettyBunny:
That picture is very old..It's online he got it

OP has since been bursted. Lai Muhammeds kids

soulstalker:
I went for an interview somewhere at Ikeja. On getting to the venue, I met some ladies at the front of the gate, there wasn't any security guard. the ladies escorted me in, asked of how I got the interview information which I showed them on my phone, then they gave me a seat outside the premises where other invitee were seated. I was 4th on the attendance list but I already met over 10 people on seat while some were inside the building having lectures or training (who knows).

After 20-30 minutes, I started hearing some noise outside the gate, when I went out to check what was going on, I saw a guy holding one of the ladies that escorted me, he was shouting on top of his voice that he knew the lady from a previous interview he went to from another location exactly a year ago. He said they were ritualist, that they change locations so as not to get caught. He mentioned losing a friend who also came to the last interview but died few weeks later, that he also fell very sick but was taken to his village for spiritual help. That it was in his village he was told that they have been used for rituals along with his friend.

He said alot of atrocities they committed, he told us how they operate which I also noticed, the lady was pleading to him not to shout.
I couldn't believe it, I took to my heels, but I later heard the police have gone there to take them away, because I couldn't wait to watch the film to the end.

I wish this can get to the front page so alot of people can also learn from my experience.

Please who else has this kinda experience?

Couldn't you have crossed the road and watched events from a safe distance so you will have the full story. Now I am struggling to even believe you.

Alitair:
The first App I’m going to share with you is:

Google: Everybody knows and uses it; but the question is, do you understand and appreciate what Google is?
You see, growing up in my little town, I usually visited the Cyber café in order to buy cheap browsing time; which is usually overnight because, the internet wasn’t as common then as it is today.

I’d spend some quality time at the cyber café at night, simply reading and learning from Google. I loved it, and I appreciate it.

Now I’ll ask you; what’s the foundation of education?

Very simple! The foundation of education is neither the uniform that we wear to school, nor is it the tests, or the degree we get. The foundation of education is INFORMATION! Nothing more or less.

If I can get enough information about my field—be it medicine, or law, or engineering, or accounting—I can get an education about that field.

Google gives you valuable information without you having to pay an unreasonable amount of money to get it.

Google literally changed my life because, through that simple app, I’ve been able to learn valuable things that have been the architect of my success in life.

I’m very sure you’ve got a Google app or browser in your phone; but what I’m not sure of is what you’re using it for; I’m not sure whether you’re using it for information, or for entertainment.

Take my word; assuredly, Google-set gives to us what no university can.

The second free app—more important than a university degree—is;

YouTube. I’m one of the few individuals who are not in the band wagon of the pet-dogma that YouTube is a social media. I don’t believe the YouTube is a social media.
What is the definition of social media? Is anything social-media because our definition says so?

Well, like I said, to me, YouTube is not a social-media, but a university—and even worth more than any university you can think of.

Listen to this; YouTube has a crazy algorithm which studies what content you consume on in it.

Let’s take for instance; you come to YouTube everyday to watch funny videos, YouTube will bring your way more funny videos.

If it’s entertainment videos you come to YouTube to watch, you’ll get more of it.

But let’s say you consume educational videos in any field—be it history or law or sciences or arts—whenever you log into your YouTube app, you’re bound to see more videos in that field coming your way.

This simply makes the YouTube one of the most valuable libraries in the history of mankind.

The last app I’m going to share with you is;

Podcast. Some many years back, I read a piece from Brian Tracy saying, “If you listen to audio-training programs in your car, you can consume the equivalent of the university degree information in 2 years.”
Fortunately for us, we mustn’t be in the car to listen to podcast anymore.

With just a simple app on your phone, you can learn wonderful things that’ll alter your life for good.

Now, do I honestly think that the three apps mentioned in this article are more valuable than any university degree? Here’s a way I’m going to answer that question.

First off, I’m going to ask you, what’s education? As far as I’m concerned, education is all about information and practice.

If I can get an education about my field—no matter what source I get it from—and if I can practice what I learn, I can do anything in that field.

If you’re in agreement with me that information is the foundation of education, then you should also agree with me that information has been democratic.

If—in the 21st century—you absolutely think or believe that you need to go to a university to learn how to be a sales person; learn how to be a writer, or even a software engineer, an inventor or an entrepreneur; well, I don’t know what exactly you know!

Because our society today has placed so much premium on the school system, as well as getting the university degree, I know so many people won’t be in total support of the opinion shared in this post.

But get it right, I’m not in any way speaking against education—which is what we go to school to get (as claimed); but my submission is quite simple, take away the trophy—the degree—from the university, and I bet you so many people won’t find themselves going to school to learn.

The main reason the internet exists is to make things and life very easy; and if that is true, the internet has equally done a great job at making knowledge easy and affordable in this time and age.

I should read all of these?
Odikwa risky

Yankee101:
Have mercy Lord

Hopefully when he recovers he gives his best to being the best governor Abia has ever had

This one has since passed redemption. He has no plans of retracing his steps.

May whatever he did to Abia and Abians reach him a million folds.

merit1988:
Lol... I'm wondering where this guilty conscience is coming from.... I made a harmless post here without mentioning anyone, yet u mentioned me and started ranting.... Are u always this bitter with ur existence? Well, work on ur attitude issues sir... And stop looking for whom to always transfer aggression on... Ur old enough to learn to conduct urself (faceless forum or not) .. be at peace with urself sir... Life isn't so hard... *Hugs*

Chidiebere ....

Save yourself some embarrassment....

For the sake of your self and those who may know you.

And you know what i am saying.

Charlatans and inconsequentials like you should pick and choose who to contend with.

I may be pushed to expose you.

I am restraining myself and it is becoming difficult to keep doing this.

Two gladiators are standing off. I know you, the opposing party doesnt know you. It is elementary knowlege who you have spoken to.

I wonder how a woman your age could be this dumb and arguing like an slowpoke.

You know we know who you are.

Please save yourself some embarrassment.

You have done enough damage with your posts in the romance section. And you know what i am saying.

Please save yourself some embarrassment....

merit1988:
Lol... I'm not surprised at all... It's in you sir... Keep it up... I rest my case

I won't warn you again after this. Stop cyberstalking me and if you choose to follow me around, by all means please do but NEVER again get involved in my affairs whether in public or private. I should hate what will happen if you fail to advise yourself. You have been sufficiently warned.

Sermwell:
We had to settle a serious quarrel in my compound today between a lady and the guy she's dating! It's actually a serious relationship because if not for the covid-19 pandemic, they would have been married!

The guy claimed that his woman came to visit him without pre-informing him and the lady was screaming at the top of her voice that she doesn't have to call him before coming.

Some of my neighbors were in support of the guy and I feel it's not right because I'm also dating someone, and we visit each other anytime we like without prior notice!!

Some of my neighbors think otherwise!!
please I need your opinion. Do you think it's wrong to visit someone you are dating without prior notice??

Whatever your neighbours said is right. Next....

merit1988:
I'm wondering why grown ups can't make their points without insults... So many overgrown babies on NL.. SMH.... *Spits and walks out of thread*

Mental lilliputs should stay away when mental giants are talking. You are advised in your best interest.

shogsmania:
Any idiot with half a brain can see the pain and frustration in your voice,you're not a successful person, I'm very sure of that.the things you count as luxury is laughable.
Like I said you people make it too hard for folks not to diss you.
There are levels to this shit,you're overstepping your boundaries when it comes to you comparing your shit with mine.be guided and do not quote me again unless you really want to embarrass yourself.

Whenever you type i read trash. Are you being deliberately dumb or are you inherently stupid? Either way you you can't give what you dont have.

We are worlds apart and for someone who claims a good life in the US, i smell fraud.

Did you really threaten me to stop exposing your mediocrity? You are in for this. If you have always bullied people by telling tissues of lies, this one time, you ain't getting away unscathed.

shogsmania:
I don't want to insult anybody but let's try to act like educated grown ups pls

Educated grown ups make their points without name calling and abuses. You havent come across as one, sadly

shogsmania:
The other time one of you was asking me if the senate building was the only building in the school even though I made a vivid statement on the point on this same thread,
Another one of you comes here and tell me crap about how the senate building is inferior to other country's without a single name,picture or reference,
the same person that addressed usa administrative building as Senate building.
No single one of you has countered me with a single evidence or reference and you think you're intelligent. Stop making a fool of yourself if you don't know what you're talking about.

You are taking a strong advantage of my advise for you to deploy google. So at least you learn fast. Get busy and stop trying to be famous on a faceless forum. People like me don't care a hoot about rabble rousing in the name of you residing in a US slum. I have seen many homeless in the UK and US. I am struggling to disabuse my mind that you belong there.

shogsmania:
Post the pictures of the Senate building, you ignorant touts that run your mouth anyhow for cheap attention,it's not called Senate building over there, you'd know that If you had visited one.
If you can't provide the name and pictures of the imaginary school then get lost pls.the fact that you feel intimidated because I live outside the country shows how unintelligent and unexposed you are,so your assertion is bogus.
You're way too bitter to think like an intelligent person ,imagine stupidly comparing my street with ajegunle,you guys just keep setting new strides of stupidity daily. I'm not the cause of your problem,if you can't communicate like a grown up then you get the heck out of my thread,I'm not in the business of making stupid people famous pls.

You just sounded as dumb as an ignoramus. Me feel intimidated about your second class low life abroad? Like seriously? I trip in and out of any country purely on my company's expense and i love it that way. Like i said earlier, i have no intention of comparing notes with you because we belong to different worlds. Not least when the senate building of Adekunle Ajasin university represents some of the best you have ever seen. Living abroad my foot. Go tell that gibberish to people struggling to get a visa. And please do me a favour, if you have nothing meaningful to say, just shut it.

shogsmania:
I will show you how ignorant you are now, I'll have you know I've lived in Europe and currently reside in the US,show me the best Senate building in the world let's compare, you think they build administrative buildings distinctively in europe right.

There is a reason you have Google on your phone. If you insist that pic represents the best senate building you have seen the world over. And get it straight, I am not impressed as to how long you have lived in the slums of European cities et al. Address the point I raised and stop flaunting residence in quarters that only measure up to some part of Ajegunle in Lagos State.

I haven't lived and have no immediate plans of living in Europe or US, I have no plans of parading my travel statistics here for "likes', but I have seen better senate buildings in schools both in the US and UK.

That is the issue on discussion here.

shogsmania:
Someone sent me this picture,he claimed it's the picture of a Senate building in a school in the west,the building is equipped with state of the arts facilities, elevators etc.
Anybody with the name of the school should provide me with some pictures cos I'm really impressed, this has got to be one of the best senate buildings in the world

One of the best senate buildings in the world? Does your world start and end in SW Nigeria? Even in this era of near free internet? Shame..

kingawothefirst:
Go seperate way for where, the north see you as their slaves lol Zik don tell dem how much you people live to serve dem, they will keep massacring you to teach you respect.

You hate Yorubas cos we are too smart for you people. We don’t fight to lose or run like you people, when we fight we make sure we fight to win or it’s death. Do your research.

My research led me to Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida's epic statement on what he will do if he heard a Yoruba man was trying to forment trouble...He said he will go back to sleep. That sort of said it all.