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Toks2008:
My brother,this link nah long thing sef.

When im done writing, no lady will be bold to say a guy is not married to her sfter he has slept with her. The world will see my point from the mouth of GOD himself the creator of man and the instituter of that union called marriage.

Let me enjoy the side comments first before i drop the piece.

Bros. There might be a brother out there, who is about to put his keys in the ignition. Sweating and waiting for you to conclude before he makes up his mind. To do or not to do. Save a life.

Remember the words of the Good Lord; “What you are going to do, do quickly” ESV.

Superhero mode activated. #NoTime

ichommy:
1. Marcus Alonso:
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Originally facing 4 years in prison, Alonso had his sentence reduced to 21 months; it was later dropped completely as the full-back paid 500,000 euros as damages to the victim’s family.

500,000 Euros = N210,960,000.00

A typical Nigerian would have chosen the sentence, it is not just to stay in an enclosed space for 21 months.

Just got the mail now. Seun should take Nairalanders’ online security seriously

I never applied to Chervon, i have never given out the email addy the invite was sent to; Nairaland is all i use it for - that was the ultimate red flag

People that got the mail, dont go inputting and sending your personal info. Its fake, but you really think its the good Lord that is bent on blessing you because He birthday is coming soon; there is no harm in verifying the authenticity of the mail from the company directly.

akheen:
I've been depressed and had thoughts of suicide this year..

but I didn't give up


let 2018 come already .. !..


Why stop now when you've come so far. ??

Good. It can only get better brother.

Stay strong. Think positive.

Danal:
Good morning nairalanders. Please I want to appeal to kind hearted Nigerians on this forum, I am married with three kids

Oga, is your wife not working?

I am a realist, nothing i hate more then people bringing children to the world to suffer. They didn’t ask to be born

You have to man-up, and stop this online begging nonsense. If your story is true, for how long do you want to feed your family with beg-beg money.

When life changes to be harder, change yourself to be stronger; put on your damn boxing gloves. Plan, plan, plan you can weather the storm

I was just wondering about same thing today after receiving a notification “Yello, your data balance 190mb”

1gb haff finish like play like play. Something wey just reach one week today and I purposely avoided “Youtube”.

Its now obvious that some shaddy business is taking place with mtn

Northernonyenku:
Her husband is also a porn director ..who hold dat trumpet abg make him blow am

Abi if the trumpet haff loss, make them just blow whistle instead.

Omon01:
please how much did you start with , and when did you start and what is the earning ratio, how long till you start earning

I started the Stanbic MMF 4years ago, then it was still doing about btw 9-11% p.a i think. Started with N50,000 but now I think you can start with even N5,000.

You start earning as soon as your account is opened. Interest is paid using daily poration. It drops into your account daily. Eg you have N1,000,000 in the account and the interest rate is 17% (lets even say thats the interest rate and it is constant for everyday throughout the year; which is normally not the case).

It means everday you earn ((17/100)*(1,000,000))/365) = N465.75 daily. In a month you would have earned N13,972.5 as interest. In 6 months about N83,835. In a year N167,670.

Why does the rate fluctuate daily -Each day may have a slightly different rate because the fund constantly acquires new instruments from the market at different rates and these instruments also mature at different time and rates enhance leaving the fund. Its the aggregate of these rates that is provided to you daily. If the market keeps offering instruments at higher rates over a period of time, there is a tendency for the aggregate rate to increase and vice versa.

Hope this helps to clarify.

ahnie:
It still beats my imagination,ain't you people tired of recycling these old goons?

Would the earth shake if a very vibrant young man z elected instead of over. Hauling these same sets of discarded renowned thieves

Lool Even the best Scientists cannot fathom the mind set of Nigerians.

ernie4life:
investment one funds management limited www.investment-one.com

Hmmm, i would check them out.
Thank you sir.

Harddiskng:
I am planning to open another “money market fund” with a different organization when my funds in Stanbic Asset Mgt hits xxxx-amount, which is very soon. Man cannot put all his eggs in one basket, to avoid stories that touch the heart.

House, please recommend. I need an organization that displays rates daily. Quick with booking my additional subscription and speedy redemption.

Stanbic MMF rate is currently about 17.8%, i need a close competitor.

I am planning to open another “money market fund” with a different organization when my funds in Stanbic Asset Mgt hits xxxx-amount, which is very soon. Man cannot put all his eggs in one basket, to avoid stories that touch the heart.

House, please recommend. I need an organization that displays rates daily. Quick with booking my additional subscription and speedy redemption.

Lmao @ He is the demon other demons look up to

Harddiskng:
..Available and negotiable

..available and negotiable

So so childish. Lets even conclude, they are all toasting her; so it warrants this exposure. I dislike people who can’t just be discrete, never trust them.

This just the kinda thing irrelevant people use to give themselves validation

40kobo77:
Maybe the Governor hand dey scent like fried plantain with eggs.

Lmao. I know how you came about this assumption

nickxtra:
The promise by Dangote then was to crash down the prices of cement, instead now the prices are going up.

Azz in ehn. I don’t see Dangote’s positive impact anywhere at all compared to profits and resources he has access to

Yes its a business, Dangote is in for the profit but the business is of negligible benefit to the common man affected directly/indirectly by his activities

All i see is a monopoly, that curtailing its activities would increase competitive advantage and make life better for the common man.

Am I opinionated about the dangote enterprise? Yes!

ajiifixing:
I remarked the IELTS I wrote on the 29th of April and I have since received the upgraded score and TRF.
They gave me forms to fill for refund and I have submitted the forms since July however BC has not paid me.
They keep apologizing saying they had issue with their records.
Has any other person got their refund?

I think it is time to publicize this issue on social media, British Council's inefficiency is astronomical.

Especially the Lagos office, they don't take calls, they don't reply emails or even acknowledge them.

I am currently experiencing the same issue, I have plans for them. I would escalate this to the highest heaven.

They are so nonchalant, how would they be having the same issues for years. what happened to process improvement.

Well that's what you get when you put clueless people in charge. Its a matter of time, I plan on naming names and calling out their staff. Their top management should know the hands they need to get rid of

..is she wearing make-up on her arms

Every-time i think of hell-fire, I want to be believe it has extra-features for maximum pain.

God has to get creative with that place and put in these extra features for people like this and everyone that has continually benefited from his reign.

93 years old man, after ruling for close to about four decades; the country is still wallowing in hyperinflation. I can’t begin to imagine the struggle the commoners go through to feed their children.

If there is no hell-fire in the afterlife, I would be disappointed.

Omooba77:
The Holy Ghost Congress is here again! From 4-9 th December, 2017, It will be Songs of Victory at New Arena, Simawa by 7pm each night. Ministering will be Pastor EnA. Adeboye and other anointed men of God

All i see is a man calling his family members and those interested to gather for an event while people that are not interested and unrelated fight over matter

...When you insist on being a man-slave.

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RapportNaija:
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Enjoy the pics and imagine what it could've looked liked in the pot. The monitor lizard is not hot, Man's can never be hot. The ting go Skrrrr Skrr Pap Pa Pa...

You are feeling this jam too

Oga garnish the sacrifice with pepper and use a very hot drink to wash it down. Tell ‘em Man’s not hot, never hot.

Add Pastafarianism

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

sorextee:
There are some funny questions and posts on quora too. Sometimes I just wonder den laugh its not only us who asks stupid qsts.. Although the atmosphere there is cool ND relaxing u hardly see pple throwing insults Have u checked reddit?

Lol the wonderful thing about the stupid questions on Quora is that someone would just give an overly intelligent answer that would blow your mind. I have learnt a whole lot.

Reddit? I would check it out. Thanks

makydebbie:
Just when I had lost hope, someone sensible came along.
What I've noticed here is people don't respect the opinion of others. What fun will life be if we all think alike? Life has shaped us into what we're. And if insulting someone who thinks differently from us is wise, then there's a problem somewhere.

The demography of unintelligent people on Nairaland is vastly overwhelmingly.

Be rest assured some don’t even know the meaning of the word “Cousin”.

Attacking people for their own opinion so low-brow. Everytime I switch between “Quora” and “Nairaland”, its somewhat depressing. The quality of mind of most people here ehn