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ernie4life:
investment one funds management limited www.investment-one.com

Hmmm, i would check them out.
Thank you sir.

Harddiskng:
I am planning to open another “money market fund” with a different organization when my funds in Stanbic Asset Mgt hits xxxx-amount, which is very soon. Man cannot put all his eggs in one basket, to avoid stories that touch the heart.

House, please recommend. I need an organization that displays rates daily. Quick with booking my additional subscription and speedy redemption.

Stanbic MMF rate is currently about 17.8%, i need a close competitor.

I am planning to open another “money market fund” with a different organization when my funds in Stanbic Asset Mgt hits xxxx-amount, which is very soon. Man cannot put all his eggs in one basket, to avoid stories that touch the heart.

House, please recommend. I need an organization that displays rates daily. Quick with booking my additional subscription and speedy redemption.

Lmao @ He is the demon other demons look up to

Harddiskng:
..Available and negotiable

..available and negotiable

So so childish. Lets even conclude, they are all toasting her; so it warrants this exposure. I dislike people who can’t just be discrete, never trust them.

This just the kinda thing irrelevant people use to give themselves validation

40kobo77:
Maybe the Governor hand dey scent like fried plantain with eggs.

Lmao. I know how you came about this assumption

nickxtra:
The promise by Dangote then was to crash down the prices of cement, instead now the prices are going up.

Azz in ehn. I don’t see Dangote’s positive impact anywhere at all compared to profits and resources he has access to

Yes its a business, Dangote is in for the profit but the business is of negligible benefit to the common man affected directly/indirectly by his activities

All i see is a monopoly, that curtailing its activities would increase competitive advantage and make life better for the common man.

Am I opinionated about the dangote enterprise? Yes!

ajiifixing:
I remarked the IELTS I wrote on the 29th of April and I have since received the upgraded score and TRF.
They gave me forms to fill for refund and I have submitted the forms since July however BC has not paid me.
They keep apologizing saying they had issue with their records.
Has any other person got their refund?

I think it is time to publicize this issue on social media, British Council's inefficiency is astronomical.

Especially the Lagos office, they don't take calls, they don't reply emails or even acknowledge them.

I am currently experiencing the same issue, I have plans for them. I would escalate this to the highest heaven.

They are so nonchalant, how would they be having the same issues for years. what happened to process improvement.

Well that's what you get when you put clueless people in charge. Its a matter of time, I plan on naming names and calling out their staff. Their top management should know the hands they need to get rid of

..is she wearing make-up on her arms

Every-time i think of hell-fire, I want to be believe it has extra-features for maximum pain.

God has to get creative with that place and put in these extra features for people like this and everyone that has continually benefited from his reign.

93 years old man, after ruling for close to about four decades; the country is still wallowing in hyperinflation. I can’t begin to imagine the struggle the commoners go through to feed their children.

If there is no hell-fire in the afterlife, I would be disappointed.

Omooba77:
The Holy Ghost Congress is here again! From 4-9 th December, 2017, It will be Songs of Victory at New Arena, Simawa by 7pm each night. Ministering will be Pastor EnA. Adeboye and other anointed men of God

All i see is a man calling his family members and those interested to gather for an event while people that are not interested and unrelated fight over matter

...When you insist on being a man-slave.

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RapportNaija:
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Enjoy the pics and imagine what it could've looked liked in the pot. The monitor lizard is not hot, Man's can never be hot. The ting go Skrrrr Skrr Pap Pa Pa...

You are feeling this jam too

Oga garnish the sacrifice with pepper and use a very hot drink to wash it down. Tell ‘em Man’s not hot, never hot.

Add Pastafarianism

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

sorextee:
There are some funny questions and posts on quora too. Sometimes I just wonder den laugh its not only us who asks stupid qsts.. Although the atmosphere there is cool ND relaxing u hardly see pple throwing insults Have u checked reddit?

Lol the wonderful thing about the stupid questions on Quora is that someone would just give an overly intelligent answer that would blow your mind. I have learnt a whole lot.

Reddit? I would check it out. Thanks

makydebbie:
Just when I had lost hope, someone sensible came along.
What I've noticed here is people don't respect the opinion of others. What fun will life be if we all think alike? Life has shaped us into what we're. And if insulting someone who thinks differently from us is wise, then there's a problem somewhere.

The demography of unintelligent people on Nairaland is vastly overwhelmingly.

Be rest assured some don’t even know the meaning of the word “Cousin”.

Attacking people for their own opinion so low-brow. Everytime I switch between “Quora” and “Nairaland”, its somewhat depressing. The quality of mind of most people here ehn

makydebbie:
OP, I'll tell you my own.

I don't see it as an abomination. My parents are cousins and nobody banished them from the village. But then, your environment matters, if it's against the norm, then maybe you shouldn't do it.

Your post was spot-on. Please ignore any unintelligent rant you see below it.

I personally dont see anything wrong in cousins getting married after all they are not from the same father or mother.

If you are religious, even from the days of Issac in the bible, it had been a norm which even “God” himself didn’t frown at but if its against the ordinance of man (eg the law) you shouldn’t. “God” wants you to be law-abiding.

FYI in over 95% of Africa (if not more), it is absolutely legal to marry your cousin. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage

The problem is that most people’s knowledge is just based on what they have heard and sadly they have never for once put thoughts into it. Most poeple don’t think, they revive their empty traditions just based on hear-say.

Why should cousin marriage be disallowed, no reason what so ever except it is not permitted by law.

silkyvoice:
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I asked her what happened, she said her period came while we were doing it... and she didn't know till that morning..

Please help me, has she collected my destiny?

Tosinex:
perhaps, maybe you don't understand what I meant, that's no name for any church in the world, it's only a coined phrase, may God bless your understanding, Amen.

Ohh now i get you. Church of the word of God by the Holy Spirit thats my Church too, you are very blessed brother

You are correct, that’s the best church.

Tosinex:
Church of the Word of God by the Holy Spirit that's the best church.

Lool. Brother. Can the eye say to the feet, “I am the best, I don’t need you” ?

The human body has many parts, but the many parts make up one whole body. So it is with the body of Christ.

All the same, thanks for your response.

Tosinex:
Unhm may God deliver us from the Spirit of Error

#Gbam. Just curious, Please what church do you attend?

Laolballs:
The site is not hacked...the "this site may be hacked " is on the main website not on the recruitment.dpr.gov.ng

You seem to know how websites work; who am i to argue. I may be wrong.

Input your details. All the best folks.

I have been a silent follower of this trend, i stumbled on it and i found it hilarious.

No offense but the rantings from people aspiring for a position at DPR is quite unbelievable; one would normally expect a large congregation of bright minds under this kind of circumstance which doesn’t seem to be the case here.

This is my two cents, first keep your assumptions to yourselves, a silent trend is far better than a noisy one full of presumptuous nonsense.

Secondly there is a computer guru or something in your midst that is messing with you guys. The DPR site is hacked right, google confirmed that. Ordinarily anybody with sense wouldn’t be inputting login details into a hacked site, i think you should confirm the update claim before you do such.

P.S. it looks like a juicy job; if i were in your boat nothing stops me from hiring a hacker with 100-200k to get some profiles. Just in case I don’t make it a simple swap of acquired profile with mine should suffice.

just messing with yall lol but yall need to rant less and think more

..Available and negotiable

LazyNairalander:
OP is either you are an attention seeker or you barely do not have clue of what you typed.

Modify your caption as it is cultists and not courtists.

Do come back to show gratitude.

Oga mi no waste your keyboard strikes jare.

From the caption only na the kin topic wey the mod for don use angry-man delete at first sight.

Wetin our eye dey see for education section ehn mouth no fit talk

He has a pot belly; but he nacked.
He is rude and uncultured; but he nacked.
He has a small curved johnny; but he nacked.
He is nothing without his lord - Davido; but he nacked.

Whatever the conclusion, please have the courage to move on.

....he nacked.

ceezarhh:
100,000 USD!...for one night or one month?...

My brother no mind am, with that amount it’d better be for a year

dareenglish:
I feel bad for not advising Tade to just beat shade to a pulp now the matter has become something else.
Girls be faithful, this might just save your life oh, guys don’t humor bitches dispose of her, you might think you are slaying a slay queen, it might just be you humping a bad of diseases.

...home run point right there.

word to the wise.

damilare442:
Two University of Ilorin graduants have ‘miraculously’ been given schorlaships in the university of Oxford at the 33rd Convocation ceremony of the university of Ilorin.

The scholarship was given by the convocation lecturer Prof. Chris Imafidon, who is a renowned academician in the University of Oxford,Uk.

Announcing the scholarships,the registrar of the university,Mr Emmanuel Babafemi said the guest lecturer decided to give scholarships to the Best graduating students Male and Female as well as the Worst graduating students (The graduating students with the lowest CGPA).


http://kaybaba.com/unilorin-worst-graduating-students-gets-uk-scholarships/

@Op come oo. Is that your blog you are trying to direct us to? No vex but this tory get as e be . Scholarships for “Msc” or for what exactly.

It can’t certainly be for Msc at the University of Oxford; because by lowest cgpa i want to believe they have third class.

The competition for entry into University of Oxford’s Msc Programs is quite stiff. All* their Msc programs require you have either First class honors or a strong Second class upper division (strong 2.1).

For you to get an Msc seat at Oxford with a Third class; is like a camel passing through a needle’s eye. You need to prove beyond realisable doubt that you are awesome; eg you are a serial entrepreneur, with so many successful businesses; one of which you sold to Google for $600,000 or something in that line.