₦airaland Forum

IJOBA2:
The Muslim Rights Concern (MURIC) is irked by the constant propensity of Nigerian lawmakers to armtwist the executive. We condemn acts of legislative brigandage and parliamentary subjugation of the executive. It is a rape on the democratic principle of separation of powers.

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A woman of the Banu Makhzumiyyah stole something and Usamah bin Saeed came to the Prophet to intercede. Instead of doing Usama’s bidding, the Prophet (pbuh) said, “If an influential man among the children of Israel stole something, they would allow him to go scot free. But if a poor man stole, they would cut off his hand. But I tell you that even if Fatima (his daughter) steals anything, I will cut off her hand” (Sahih Al-Bukhari).

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Sulemanial:
WHY NOT KILL HIM?

olasaad:
and our jersey will leave live on

Hello D, I got your message. Below is my response:



* Starting salary is between 165k and 180k but it's safe to stick to 165k.

* There is salary differentials in PwC. The more value you add to the firm the more you are likely to get paid. Those who are chartered get more than their mates who are yet to be chartered but the salary differential with respect to this criterion is not material; say, between 5k to 15k.

* Your salary increases at every stage of your development. So, Yes, when you scale through the probation period (the first 6 months), your salary will increase to something between 175k to 195k.




You heard right! If you continue to perform very well, you should make the third level associate i.e Associate 1 (A1) in 1 year; starting from Associate 3 (A3). At A1, your salary should be between 185k and 205k.



Movements/Promotions in PwC is relatively fair compared to some other organisations. Moving within a grade level e.g Associates (A3 to A1) or Senior Associates (SA3 to SA1) is termed movement as long as they are within the same grade. Movement from one grade to another e.g from Associate to Senior Associate i.e from A1 to SA3 is termed promotion.

Appraisals are done with respect to any job you spend at least 40 hours on, and the appraisal system is such that you will be graded from a scale of (1) to (5). If you are graded either (1) or (2), it means that you are doing exceedingly well or you are performing beyond expectation. If you are graded (3) it means you are performing as expected. But anything below (3) is not good i.e you are performing below expectation.

For someone who is consistently ranked between (1) and (2) all through, the individual is expected to become a senior associate in just one and a half years from the moment he steps into PwC. But if the individual is ranked between (2) and (3), the individual might spend about 2 years before becoming a Senior Associate. You do not get moved or promoted when you are ranked below (3).

In summary, it will take a year and half to become a senior associate if you perform above expectation, 2 years if you are performing as expected but no promotion or movement if you are performing below expectation.



A first level Senior Associate (SA3) earns between 220k to 230k; a second level Senior Associate (SA2) earns between 260k and 275k while a third level Senior Associate (SA1) earns something in the region of 300k to 360k.



That is not true! Performance bonuses are paid at the discretion of the partners. Some Units meet their targets and get paid their bonuses but this bonus is NOT a 'Right'. If you get paid, then take it as 'other income'. Please don't plan your wedding based on this bonus otherwise you might get the shocker of a lifetime.



NO!!!



Your leave should come up anytime from July, 2014 and your bonus is paid when due. Human Capital (HC) will give directives to this effect. Usually you get paid your leave allowance towards the end of the month alongside your salary; but you must have commenced your leave and applied for the allowance at the exact time HC advised.



NO!!!



YES!!! Mainly conservative colours that do not constitute what one would term: Colour riot. This is different for ladies.



You can do without a Jacket but the suit pant is compulsory and you must wear a tie unless when you are at a client's site where 'dressing down' is the norm, then you can skip the tie but first get the permission of your Lead Senior.



1) Staff car loan.
2) Training.

I will strongly advise that you do not apply for a car loan because HE WHO GOES BORROWING, GOES SORROWING WHEN PAYING BACK. If you must buy a car, please save to buy one.



NO! NO!! NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Admin401:
That is why women wont admit that swallowing mens cum make them glow. They actually swallowing life force.

belatoxx:
Bro before you end it try to install cctv camera and place it on particular area you use to see blood dont let her know about it invite her over after she gone play back and see you maybe an angel sent to stop her problem.

Solstar:
The girls seem lonely and lost.

freeman67:
I think you are the person that lacked the understanding of what you just posted. It is clearly stated as the first point that redemption is within 5 business days.

dotcomnamename:
You are 100% wrong. The 3 days is the processing time for a request to have ACCESS to online redemption.

awesomeJ:
Bros, if you had been here long enough, you would know that Realityshot is only giving his appraisal a customer and not a staff.

Meanwhile the statement you highlighted in that snapshot doesn't say "online redemption gets processed within 3 days"
rather what it says is If you request to have access to online redemption, that request (to make your funds redeemable online) is processed within 3 days.

Meanwhile all my redemption requests have never exceeded 40hours.

RealityShot:
I don't like to be rude, but: did you actually read any of the terms and conditions for sIMMFund?

It states clearly there that redemption is within 5 working days after WHICH you can then lay a complaint.

So why all these write ups about waiting 3days only?

Everything is working greatly on my account.
When I see a funny looking thing I call my account officer.. He clears it immediately.

I even transferred directly to the fund account last month and called him, he updated my account the next day.

I did online ATM card funding last week.. It went immediately and updated next day.

Stanbic MMF is very much OK.

PVC ACTIVATED
#BuhariItIs

NB: Have a strong inbuilt bullshit detector. Never mistake an excuse with an explanation

Kzdguru:
Have had two redemption from investment one or is it Axa mansard, both made before 10am and credited by 8pm same day. I learnt that redemption made after 12pm will be credited the next day.
Cheers.

weyreypey:
I think Tonto dike is bipolar or has dementia...

Bhelamblog:
.......

Speaking to newsmen, one of the returnees, Ms Titilayo Kayode-Owojori, from Ile Ife, Osun who is pregnant regretted embarking on the ill-fated journey but thanked God for returning home safely.

She said:

“Nigeria is far better than where we thought we could get better lives. The Libyans live with the sweat of the blacks.

“If the Arabs see us working and collecting wages, they wait and burst our houses to collect the money. If they don’t see any money, they will kidnap us and ask us to call Nigeria to send us money to free ourselves. If we can’t raise money, we will be sold or imprisoned.”

Beno3:
Taste and see that the Lord is good. You get luck sey dem no take your kidney and other vital organs.....

OnyeJombo:

martyns303:
One particular one stood out.
it was with a very big airline, we got to the "why do u want to work with us" line.

I started of by letting them know how they have been consistent over the years, becoming the largest airline within a short time frame. went on to tell them how I aspire to add value in whatever environment I find myself, made instance of how I was able to add value in my school, and I am talking about one of the best institution in the world. my speech was so perfect and well rehearsed, in my mind I was like "I have killed it".

One of the panel member out of nowhere just said "my friend, don't bullsh**t a bullsh*tter, do anyone else have any question for him", they all said No.

"That will be all, we'll get back out u"

I just sat there for like 5 seconds unable to move.

freeze001:
New contract scam in the name of procuring new uniforms.

generaliy:
6. Kitchen imbeciles:

Mandrake007:
Open and insta page,beg for likes,follow the likes toke makinwa,laura ikeji,tonto dikeh,tboss,lauraikeji etc make sure you DM them for inspiration.

Post raunchy pics of yourself like cleavage,thigh pics,bikini pics(hope you don't have pimples on your bumbum)etc

on your insta bio,put up
Actress
Sapiosexual
God's child
For bookings and Sponsorship - YOUR NUMBER

Boom! your ministry is on the move.

Ebuka007:
my brother which be dat cus I have been in the north for four years now nd everyday I see hausa kids begging for food, Notting dey for north if I get visa to Canada omo na movement.