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RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 9:45am On Jun 09, 2017
Cannonleo:
page 130 on your thread
Do quote it n post again
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 7:40am On Jun 09, 2017
Cannonleo:
the boss ,goodevening been waiting endlessly for your reply to my question,still no show
hi, what was the question?
RomanceRe: Nigerian Couple's Doggy Pose Pre-Wedding Photos by HARDDON: 6:59pm On Jun 08, 2017
Wait, holup holup


The cameras used in taking these lewd shots, are they on self timer ? .
I dont wano bliv photographer instructs them to ooze these pose
RomanceRe: See The Chemistry In This Classy Pre-Wedding Shoot by HARDDON: 6:51pm On Jun 08, 2017
softwerk:
How I wish these kind of REAL MEN were on Nairaland sef cry

But professional pus*sy hunters will never let person rest with PMs grin
Sometimes i wonder where your inspiration flows from @ bolded



Btw, u attract what you project..... dnt ask me how
TravelRe: Italians Send 13 Nigerian Refugees Out Of Their Camp For No Reason (Pics, Video) by HARDDON: 6:20pm On Jun 08, 2017
Tahrah:
Now who is to blame?The government or the masses?
remote cause: masses for been so gullible every time

immediate cause: government for not valuing the lives of Nigerians! Everyday Nigerians get killed both at home and abroad and not a tiny nickle of fvck is given by the government angry

imagine if these people were Americans or Russians or Britons angry
TravelRe: School Bus Conveying Pupils Summersaults In Imo (Photos) by HARDDON: 6:16pm On Jun 08, 2017
none hurt!

God be praised but what sorts of bus is that btw? angry
TravelRe: Italians Send 13 Nigerian Refugees Out Of Their Camp For No Reason (Pics, Video) by HARDDON: 6:14pm On Jun 08, 2017
Tahrah:
undecided It's a pity,if only our country made sense....... angry
yea, if only!

but no nobody cares. angry angry angry

nobody bloody cares.

a foreign cat is worth more to its owner outer shore than a nigerian life to those pot bellies in the corridor of power
RomanceRe: Friend With Benefits: Why Some Women Don't Thrive In This Kind Of Relationship by HARDDON: 5:51pm On Jun 08, 2017
op you get it all twisted to a tangential degree.

friends with benefit isnt all about s3x. that is just one part of the puzzle and that is the benefit the GUY is supposed to be gaining from the lil arrangement.


the other part is the financial benefits the SHE is supposed to be gaining from the arrangement.
very rarely would you find ffb that the lady just wano get her sexual cravings satisfied without you taking care of her financial needs.

this is an indirect way of selling without standing on the road. and selling to as many as possible without you questioning her moves.

this way, she never turns you down and is always available when u want
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Attends State House Ramadan Lecture 2017 (Photos) by HARDDON: 5:42pm On Jun 08, 2017
if they aint looking deadly evil, they are looking deadly sick and dingy angry
SportsRe: Saudi Arabia's Football Team SNUBS A Minute's Silence For London Bridge Terror by HARDDON: 5:40pm On Jun 08, 2017
ofcos not! their culture supports and aid bombings, why would they show respect to the dead? angry
RomanceRe: How To Last Long Without Pills And Drug by HARDDON: 5:35pm On Jun 08, 2017
Itimkpataka2:
grin grin. Bosss. You are Master of The game. After reading all your tips in dating drills. My life was never the same again. Girls always come back for more even after breaking their heart .
Ouch! @ bolded. angry

I think i have to review my strategies. that wasnt and never my intention angry

Dating Drill is to make you a better Man not to mold you into a raving roving monster.

Remember, what you wouldnt have others do to your sisters and daughters, dont do it to other fam females.

a word is enough for the wise however lilliputian they may be
RomanceRe: Husband Holding On To His Wife's Big Backside (Photo) by HARDDON: 5:29pm On Jun 08, 2017
lefulefu:
well i am not really crazy about boobs sha.as long as the backyard set she"s my dream woman grin
people like you should be banished from having any contact whatsoever with big soft mounds. angry

u lot go sacrificing the health of future generation and the clairvoyance only the soft front view offers on the altar of huge layer of subcutaneous fat superimposed on the gluteus maximus and gluteus medius muscles..... in summary, huge pile of sh1t cheesy grin
RomanceRe: Husband Holding On To His Wife's Big Backside (Photo) by HARDDON: 5:17pm On Jun 08, 2017
lefulefu:
boobsi man i hail u grin
hey now! @ bolded.

I was just beeeeen very objective, comparing and contrasting two very divergent, tangentially opposite views.

and as you do well know, No man walketh into his destiny looking BACKWARDS! the more reason we should all embrace the front view. cheesy

now u understand one of the many reasons i Support manCHESTer utd?
RomanceRe: How To Last Long Without Pills And Drug by HARDDON: 5:01pm On Jun 08, 2017
Itimkpataka2:
The master has spoken. Kudos
Where is d master? I'd luv to meet him someday to learn @ his feet . Flex @ his will cheesy
RomanceRe: Husband Holding On To His Wife's Big Backside (Photo) by HARDDON:
Why use all the tools to pad the backyard while the front pouch is left with peanuts?

Backyard is only gud for doggy relaxation n daz it.

The front soft mounds , if huge, can be deployed into countless uses:

1. Spiky turn on point . We caress, f0ndle , squeeze, suck( both d n1p cap n d body)
2. We can pack them together, with our hotdog sandwiched inbtw n make our way to an enthralling esoteric land. THEreby helping the sister down stairs that is selling red oil

3. We use them as pillow wen our head aches( swt slp)

4. They produce milk for our kids


N so many other uses! cheesy wink
RomanceRe: How To Last Long Without Pills And Drug by HARDDON: 4:27pm On Jun 08, 2017
Some Fruits, food and exercise help alot too.


the most powerful of the help you can get is your mind.

if you can condition your mind to think of things that hurt you wen you are about to shoot, you would mos def last longer.

in the final analysis, it's all in your mind and your ability to man your emotions and ofcos F0replay
RomanceRe: How To Last Long Without Pills And Drug by HARDDON: 4:15pm On Jun 08, 2017
of all you mentioned, f0replay is the most cogent.

those who rush their meals are liable to choking

Do you know why footballers warm up before practicing or playing real matches?

pre-intimacy not only warm both parties up, it also leads to good bonding btw em. this bonding is an unspoken, unspeakable volume of words you share just by lil acts of touchy touchy, feely feely.

here, you get to touch every fiber of her being, every blood vessel in her vein and wake up all latent emotions in her heart.
if you are really gud in this, she can even cUm once or twice before you introduce Jrod.


Women are emotional beings. they would rather you moan in their ears with your deep baritone voice, run your hands all over their bodies, relaxing them in the process, making them so wet and wanting, n1pples so hard and perky b4 you even think of launching Jrod.
so many atimes, they dont even want the d1ck in, just robbing it on the cl1t as you caress other sensitive parts can make them wild and shoot! wink


the act of Luv making goes beyond humping like a Kongified dog or a raving horse.
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 4:11pm On Jun 08, 2017
HARDDON:
Let's say we went touching and

Her: I Dont wano have s3x till Marriage

Me: Oh so because I let you touch me a lil bit , you are already thinking of raping me?

Or


Her: I want a relationship without s3x

Me
: Are you already thinking of having me all to yourself alone? wow

or

Her: What do you think about not having s3x till wedding night?

Me: I think it is a woooonderful idea, just that if you get to touch my guy downstairs( look down on your zipper) you would be forced to rape me.

or

She
: I want a no sex relationship

Me: shocked shocked shocked with the way you get wet whenever you hear my voice? just look @ those nipples standing just by merely seeing me! shocked shocked cheesy

She
: I am not a virgin, but i dont wano have s3x till i''m married:

Me: wow! I am a virgin and I do wonder how it feels like for my d1ck to be inside a pvssy. could you show me? cheesy

or

She
: I dont wano have s3x till marriage:

Me: Oops, is someone so scared that i might just turn her sexual life upside down and make her wanting it every hour? I know im that gud but I am still checking you out first... so lets take it slow
from the above response template, you can deduce fun evasiveness. Yours truly is neither concurring nor objecting. Leave her in a fun limbo, or accuse of her rushing things.......


Never let any lady dictate to you how your relationship should swing! No! never in this kinda critical lane. If need be, grab your balls and remind her who's got them balls.

if you are the type that blivs in no s3x before marriage, then avoid touchy touchy. why start what you would get to finish?


of what use is a hole without a corresponding socket? grin shocked


SENSE PILL 107
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 3:53pm On Jun 08, 2017
HARDDON:
The best response to this, is to avoid punching on itz activation button( b4 u go physical, u must be sure u guys have been physical b4 been physical. Use words to taste the waters, you must be gud in reading the come-get-it signals she ooze wen u guys r alone. )

Should they still ask because of their terrible experience in the hands of sweet tongued fvck boys , here are your posdible
Responses When faced with this sinking Sand:
Let's say we went touching and

Her: I Dont wano have s3x till Marriage

Me: Oh so because I let you touch me a lil bit , you are already thinking of raping me?

Or


Her: I want a relationship without s3x

Me
: Are you already thinking of having me all to yourself alone? wow

or

Her: What do you think about not having s3x till wedding night?

Me: I think it is a woooonderful idea, just that if you get to touch my guy downstairs( look down on your zipper) you would be forced to rape me.

or

She
: I want a no sex relationship

Me: shocked shocked shocked with the way you get wet whenever you hear my voice? just look @ those nipples standing just by merely seeing me! shocked shocked cheesy

She
: I am not a virgin, but i dont wano have s3x till i''m married:

Me: wow! I am a virgin and I do wonder how it feels like for my d1ck to be inside a pvssy. could you show me? cheesy

or

She
: I dont wano have s3x till marriage:

Me: Oops, is someone so scared that i might just turn her sexual life upside down and make her wanting it every hour? I know im that gud but I am still checking you out first... so lets take it slow
CareerRe: Pls,help Me Choose Wisely by HARDDON: 7:22pm On Jun 05, 2017
Op unless ofcos you plan to school outside nigeria, school is just for the degree, to really be adept in those pro languages, you must learn them by paying IT firm to teach you.
WebmastersRe: 10 Tested Ways To Make Money From Blogging Asides Google Adsense by HARDDON: 7:15pm On Jun 05, 2017
Is blogging really all about money making?

huh undecided
RomanceRe: MY DREAM WIFE, So Help Me God. by HARDDON: 7:01pm On Jun 05, 2017
What do you have to offer op? Just some bleeping d1ck??

N while @ it, wit d way u are now, can u say unequivocally that u r qualified to be some1's dream guy? undecided
RomanceRe: Would You Let The Opposite Sex Know If Their Zipper Is Down? by HARDDON: 6:50pm On Jun 05, 2017
Why not?
undecided

N itz a gud ground to make a new frnd if u know what i
I mean
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 3:42pm On Jun 05, 2017
HARDDON:
I had to paint that picture above to drive home a point.

There are a couple of reasons ladies pull that line @ you and bliv me : IT MOSTLY REALLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHETHER YOU GUYS MAKE LUV OR NOT!
it is mostly a test of wit to throw u off balance, see whether you are in for the long haul or just for d thing inbtw her legs!

It behoves on you therefore to know you could be hit with it, how to Roll with you balls intact out of such quagmire n hv her eternally stung.
This is one of the many moment defining lines you must not mumble nor keep quiet @. get this wrong, get her wrong. Blink! Kiss her bye.

Reasons Why Ladies will hit you with that Line:

1. If they really luv you and they aint sure if you feel same way, they pull this on u after putting u in your most vunerable state to sieve tru your thoughts. Scan your head. See tru ur mind from your response

2. When they feel you are rushing them. Too forward with touchy touchy. Too much too soon

3. When they just wano CONTROL your balls! This is the major reason they pull this line! Give in like a duck , u can as well go replace ur d1ck wit a pvssy. Waz d essence of a d1,ck witout big Balls?


Lastly

4. If they are virgins. Unexplored, reserved virgins that watch lota romantic movies have this craze. They wano hv it on the wedding night. Wit the guy that hv stolen their hearts under a romantic dimly lit bedroom, wit slow sound filtering @ the background. Roses spread all over the bed , room well scented , mood tuned up with a botle of Red wine! Oh perfect!

But we all know very few wud make it to that line out of d thousands that set out with same wish.


This is one statement you wud likely come across because we now have lota fvckboys out there leaving broken hearts in their wake. N gurls are getting smarter per second billing.
The best response to this, is to avoid punching on itz activation button( b4 u go physical, u must be sure u guys have been physical b4 been physical. Use words to taste the waters, you must be gud in reading the come-get-it signals she ooze wen u guys r alone. )

Should they still ask because of their terrible experience in the hands of sweet tongued fvck boys , here are your posdible
Responses When faced with this sinking Sand:
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 3:34pm On Jun 05, 2017
HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 15:

DEALING WITH REJECTION

DRILL NUGGET 16:

NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE

THE DIFFERENT PYSCHOLOGICAL MAKE UP OF MEN N LADIES( ladies experience faster n blow older men, boys grow slower n look to younger ladies)
DRILL NUGGET 17:

BLEND D BLISS..... CLOWN NOT


DRILL NUGGET 18:

BE EXPERIENCED/BALANCED

DRILL NUGGET 19:

M PROPOSAL

DRILL NUGGET 20

GURL TYPES/GRADES

DRILL NUGGET 21

HANDLING LUV & BALLS

DRILL NUGGET 22

MARRIAGE LIGHT


DRILL NUGGET 23

...........
LEARN LINES, RHYMES, PEOTRY, AT LEAST ONE MUSICAL INSTRUMENT, IF YOU CAN, SING!


.........
CareerRe: 11 Reasons To Quit Your Job And Start A Business by HARDDON: 2:48pm On Jun 05, 2017
If you dont pursue ur dreams, others wud pay u peanuts to help build theirs.
PoliticsRe: Road Users To Pay Multiple Taxes As Bill Awaits Senate's Approval by HARDDON: 9:35am On Jun 02, 2017
Let the apc droids njoy their change! cheesy
PoliticsRe: Biafra Themed Wedding Holds In Enugu (Photos) by HARDDON: 5:14pm On Jun 01, 2017
Richydos:
Hahahahahahha na play I dey follow u play na.... U wan come dey lick pepper on top dis hot sun # lolzzzz... Noh go aim suicide oooo
Shey na anger make u dey injure English d more "which ofcos".... Lolzzz in a quest to vent ur anger u went on committing more
Just keep QUIET, PLS
not surprised , nothing but an "agbero" forming too tu5h. he returns to his wack shell.

hot sun? oh yea, only park touts like you suffer from that. Lil wonder, frustrated, you jump on my mention.

#Herebyignored before your infect me with your shallow sissy mentality. Slave
PoliticsRe: Biafra Themed Wedding Holds In Enugu (Photos) by HARDDON:
Richydos:
My Lil piece of advice, at this point of your life u really need to focus on your studies
Cox u are really murdering the English language... Kake KO Kate ni
Very Sissy jab lil feeble one.

Btw, everyone isnt like you that jamb officially knows his ful bio because his has been writing jamb non end.

You were quick to note " kake" ignoring the effects but went on to use COX in place of "because"? And you are forming what? embarassed

If you didnt realise , which ofcos i know you are too mono cultured to note, your last sentense is nothing but an intercontinental ballistic missile!
Now go play with you mates slave.
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 1:49pm On Jun 01, 2017
africanman85:
Hello, Harddon and gurus in the house, I need your advice and some drills to get this gal. My dad had a little problem on his toe and we went to hospital to get treatment. In the hospital, there is this beautiful gal that came with her little sick brother and we started making eye contacts. After sometyme, she walk up to me and ask if I have charge and I said yes and gave her. After plugging her phone, she came and sat beside me we gisted a little abt who she is. She told me that she is a student and bla bla bla. After few minutes she came and was looking at me smiling. I collected her number and wanted to dial but she told me that her phone was off and I told her that I will call her later. After sometime she will come around to check on me but pretend as if she is checking on my father. Later in d day wen they are abt to go. she came and told me that they are going and I told her that I will call her later. But my problem is that one of d guy sitting beside me all this while follow the gal as she is going and I don't know wat later transpired BTW them and if he succeed in getting her number. I chatted with her on whatsapp and she recognized me and I told her that my whatsapp number is my real number. I ask her abt her brother and that they should take care of him and she ask me abt my dad too. Pls I need drills to use on this kind of situation to make her fall and not to friend zone me.
You sound very needy.
Deal wit that first b4 you go rumbling
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh All Smiles In New Portraits Photos by HARDDON: 11:03am On Jun 01, 2017
Bright! A lil beautiful.

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