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farano:
hmmm. . Check out Chris Brown's shoe closet

KingOvo:
I've been thinking about it, and i really do want her back, what can i do harddon, help a bro in need, she's sliping away.

luchi11:
Pls add me to the WhatsApp group 08185685618

midehill:
hardon...can u create a group chat so we can discuss more of dis

ivyy:
Thanks hun. Still choco though just the lighting of the pic.

morax101:
RAM size doesn't depict how fast a device will be but the processor power and clock speed. I've once used a device with 4G RAM but I am so naive to check the processor maker and clock speed. I sold the device off because it's just useless when it comes performing some tasks and 1G RAM iPhone 6s does them with ease. I must say RAM ain't the determining factor at all when it comes to speed and performance.

Oluwasaeon:
That gravity is a force
Even the whites are guilty of this so no biggie

Esseite:
Some lies are just disgusting.... really what do these people take Nigerians for?

HARDDON:
I had to paint that picture above to drive home a point.

There are a couple of reasons ladies pull that line @ you and bliv me : IT MOSTLY REALLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHETHER YOU GUYS MAKE LUV OR NOT!
it is mostly a test of wit to throw u off balance, see whether you are in for the long haul or just for d thing inbtw her legs!

It behoves on you therefore to know you could be hit with it, how to Roll with you balls intact out of such quagmire n hv her eternal stung.
This is one of many moment defining lines you must not mumble nor keep quiet @. get this wrong, get her wrong. Blink! Kiss her bye.

Reasons Why Lady will hit you with that Line:

1. If they really luv you and they aint sure if you feel same way, they pull this on u after putting u in your most vunerable state to sieve tru your thoughts. Scan your head. See tru ur mind from your response

2. When they feel you are rushing them. Too forward with touchy touchy. Too much too soon

3. When they just wano CONTROL your balls! This is the major reason they pull this line! Give in like a duck , u can as well go replace ur d1ck wit a pvssy. Waz d essence of a d1,ck witout big Balls?


Lastly

4. If they are virgins. Unexplored, reserved virgins that watch lota romantic movies have this craze. They wano hv it on the wedding night. Wit the guy that hv stolen their hearts under a romantic dimly lit bedroom, wit slow sound filtering @ the background. Roses spread all over the bed , room well scented , mood tuned up with a botle of Red wine! Oh perfect!

But we all know very few wud make it to that line out of d thousands that set out with same wish.

lashorrt:
NO! We cannot.

HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 16 :
No Sex Before Mariage


You ride, you roll. You stroll, you flow. Daily you drool.
Then one day, for the first time, in a long while, you tasted her lips. Yes! Your very first kiss. With eyes closed, Lips glued @ first n u both froze. Then lips parted n clipped in a symmetric resonance akin to the rising n falling of tidal waves as emotions swept tru your bodies with the fury of a bruised viper's venom.

With lips glued, cloth flew effortlessly n b4 u realize, you both, drenched in birthday's apparel, felt d tender touch that cud only be bare bodies. You jolted to life, pulled away for a brief bliss n let your eyes feast on this perfect work of art with two huge mounds stating shyly at your ravaging sight.

B4 u knew it, she switched of, started picking up her cloths n off she shot to the rest room. Locked her self in.

You: Babe , whatz wrong

Her: *silent

You: babe?

Her: *long silent...... I cant do this again. I made myself a promise never to do it again until my wedding night.



Your weapon of mass destruction that has been rising to d occasion, ready to launch an assualt n deploy untold venom, went limp @ d sound of her statement!

Your tongue took leave off you. Your brain went on sabbaticals n you were left floating in the middle of a senseless sea.

Lost, words wudnt form

HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 16 :
No Sex Before Mariage

So you just met a new gurl. Finely Pick packed perfect! Having almost all you ever wished for in a woman including a sleek sense of homour, fashion fitted with Wit n a dazzling aura.

Her smile lit up d whole heart room. When u hug her, it feels like butter melting into d embrace of a wantom meatloaf . You think alike, bond in brains n flow in grace.
Every word drop from her sparks your thinking cap to life. Every pose pitch perfect, every touch softacore! Dazzling wit her kitchen skills, wud rather luv to make u a meal than u guys meal out! Respectful

Every day after hanging out, u lift up ur head n thank d heavens for bringing her ur way!
N u want nothing more than this angel in human cloak of flesh. U r enchanted