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winner01:
It is not reincarnation, it is called second chance.

They do not come in different bodies or form after their death.

Jesus will continue to give people second chances no matter how much you want Him not to exist.

Show me where the bible ever talked about reincarnation, or you don't know what reincarnation means?
So when you realised there are lots of evidences proving reincarnation you quickly claimed it was jesus giving them second chance.
This is the height of desperation. You guys are ready to twist facts and lie to defend a god that sooo badly men to defend and cover it's ass.
Show me where the bible talks about reincarnation and says it is god's way of giving man second chance?

Obviously you are one of those who claim to be christian but don't know dolt about god or the scriptures.

Anyone that reads through this thread would deduce the truth.

#proudatheist #christiansLie #christiansAreLost

Fastpace:
That part which u say she won't let go if his a good husband,well he can't be one if does nt blieve in God.To kp a marriage goin prayer is important,hw can he pray to be,and kp being a good hubby wen God doesn't exist to him.

You see what I said about christian ladies level of intelligence? Smh
Go to court and see those getting divorced and come back and tell me about prayers. You are so myopic. If you dated me and I hide my atheism from you, your only complain would be that I don't go to church and I know how to make that not seem important.
Sure you think there are no atheists doing far better than christians keep living in delusion.
It is your type that is easy to fool in the name of god.

davodyguy:
100% Photoshop

If anyone believes this, such one needs a neurologist.

She sat on bananas, yet, they didn't get crushed and you want to believe this as real?
Smh

You obviously are a city person. I have seen these many times in rural areas. I mean many many times.

OFFICIAL336:
Yeah. Not becos the Bible said so, because preserved records support that assertion.

Even the flood we are arguing over, preserved Mesopotamia pre-mosaic record supports that. Current underwater geological studies as well supports that.

Do you believe, Eri is the progenitor of Igbo race?

The same Bible u told me not to believe prophesied through Jesus that the temple will be destroyed and abt 27 yrs later, the temple was destroyed and Jerusalem.

Same bible where jesus promised to return before that generation died out. He told his disciples that as the saw him ascend into heaven so shall they see him return. He said many of them shall be alive when they shall withness his second coming. Abeg shey hold up hold jesus for road all these years ni?

johnstar:
Leave d gal jare, gals yapa for dis earth na

Lol.
I don't think he should be worried. Only reason why I love atheist ladies is the freedom I will have to laugh at the stupidity of christians and other religions. And they are also highly intelligent and difficult to fool.

All these religious girls are very easy to fool, just spiritualize the issue and tap into their emotions
She has not found a job? Spiritualize it. She is ill? Spiritualize it, everything is God, devil and enemies.
The stupidity can get annoying.

Blaqsmith:
Not all atheist ladies are good. She might be religious, Buh she is very kind-hearted. I just think she's playing her dogmas here. When his pastors say atheists are devils and wicked people and he believed them? How would she look at me?
thanks for ur advice anyway.

Do you know how many men are atheists and married to religious women?
Many of them won't directly tell their wives they don't believe in God. They would just jokingly say "I am not going to any church jare" or make up excuses just so the wife does not get spooked.

I you really love her, just come up with excuses. Believe me, many ladies who say they can't marry an atheist will gladly marry us if we are well to do and caring enough. Don't just ever discuss religion with her. I still keep my Girl friends busy asking them to pray for me makes them feel there is hope of me changing. Lol. Ball is in your court o

CAPSLOCKED:
WHO ELSE READ THE STORY OF THE GIRL THAT GOT INVOLVED WITH THE "ONE CHANCE" GUYS, TODAY ON FP?

SHE EXPLAINED HOW THEY TREATED HER LIKE A COMMON ANIMAL, RUBBED PEPPER ON HER TIPS AND EYES AND TOOK HER MONEY AND PHONES.

AT THE END OF HER NARRATION SHE ADDED "THANK GOD FOR SAVING ME".

THATS HOW FOOLISH WE CAN BE BECAUSE OF FAITH.


IF AT ALL THERE WAS A GOD WHO WAS INTERESTED IN SAVING HER, SHE WOULDN'T HAVE FALLEN INTO THEIR HANDS.

Hehehe you will see them joining her in thanking God. Lol

OFFICIAL336:
I don't believe 10k yrs was too small for the will of God to perfectly take place.

The first time I went to Bayelsa state here in Nigeria, after less than a month of staying there, I lost my skin color. Don't foeget Abia and Bayelsa shares the same climatic condition and near similar environmental conditions.
Now ïmagine if I was the first person to ever inhabit Bayelsa, migrating from Asia for over 1000 yrs and living in Bayelsa for another 1000 yrs. Do you still think I'll remain an Asian?

Don't forget, each group that migrated from Babel left with a distinct language. What this means is new culture, new religion and new ways of doing things.

All life descended from Eden, but evolution played a role is shaping us the way we are now, but Oluwa supervised that process.

I must lie for Jesus
I dey enjoy your cock and bull explanations. Ride on brother

Blaqsmith:
ok

I have been in your shoes.
You have 3 choices, get an atheist to marry , get someone who does not care about your religion (met many ladies like that willing to marry an atheist even tho they are christians) or pretend to be a christian, get married and withdraw from religious activities gradually after.
Believe me, if you are a good husband she won't let you go.
I have about 2 ex girlfriends that know I am an atheist they are scared of getting married to me because atheism seems so strange to them, but yet they don't want to let go.

ojimbo:
Hardmirror come and see

Hahahahahaha Nice one

Lilbrown007:
Case 1:
As A Kid My Mum Use To Tell Me Of A Story Of When She Was A Kid Staying With Her Aunt In Kaduna Her Aunt Was A House Wife While Her Hubby Was A Soldiers And We All Know How Most Soldiers Are Stubborn So After Work When He Comes Home Her Aunt Will Prepare His Food For Him She Will Then Add Some Substance(charm) To It And Then She Will Serve Him The Food To Eat After Eating It After Some Time She Will Just Ask Him To Do Something And He Will Do It Without Objection She Uses This Method To Exort A Lot Of Money From Him Or Anything She Want So Is This Mind Control Or They Is Something In That Charm She Added To His Food That Causes The Compulsion To Work??

Case 2:
"I Never Loved Her She Used Charm On Me".....
"Av Already Gone Bankrupt B4 My Eyes Clear She Used Charm On Me"...

How Credible Are This Stories?? Does Love Charm Really Work??

cc:
johnydon22
cloudgoddess
Decker
Sonoflucifer
hardmirror
capslocks
ValentineMary
Otemanuduno

And how do we know she won't have gotten what she askes for anyway?

I had a yahoo+ guy as a friend, he claimed he has a charm he uses to ask his client for anything. I laughed at him.

Told him I have rich people we could call and test the charm on. Then he started giving excuses that the charm does not work all the time. I laughed hard

realmindz:
God created the firmaments and stars on the fourth day...(stars are billions of years old)
God created the animals on fifth day (with animal fossils several millions of years old)
Even man is believed to have been over 200k years old as against the 12k years u pointed out there...

If we all came from Adam and Eve, and man's first home was the garden of eden...why can't all races and cultures give that account of their first home and parents....Suddenly, we needed the help of the Jews to remember our ancestors..


How can you tell me of Noah's family comprising of a black, a Chinese, an Indian, a white and all races of the world...?

He doubled the age of the bible claim thinking it solves anything. Wonder why people lie to protect god.

realmindz:
HardMirror johnydon22 winner01 KingEbukasBlog
flamingREED

Just as they came out of the ark


Gen 8 vs 20. Noah built an alter and took of every clean animal and bird and offered them as burnt offering..


I think Noah just sacrificed the last animals on earth to God...I thought only two of every animal were saved.

Na wa ooo

No, clean animals were 7 pairs each (14 for each specie of clean animals)

blueto:
this reminds me.

I want to solemnly attest of my father, being a resolute epigone of Christ, was once a victim of a noxious snake spit.

He was in the farm working when a snake spat on his eyes. Instantly, he partially lost his sight with a great pain on his eyes. he was alone in the farm so it appeared getting help was unfeasible to him at the moment. Without wasting time, he started singing praises to God, and the more he sang, the more the pain aggrandised, he didn't allow the pain to deter him, so he was steadfast with the praises. And suddenly, he felt a cold, gentle breeze that blew past his eyes and he swiftly regained sanity.

I may have been skeptical about it if it was a mere hearsay that was devoid of substantiation. But since it came from my dad himself who narrated it to us after returning from farm, then who am I to despise it? what will he benefit from circulating such a lie in his family?.

My valediction is that the ways of God are ineffable to us. Our obligation is just to obey him and make logical use of our freewill.

This is the spitting snake mostly found in africa https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rinkhals
Does not kill humans, but causes pains and possibly swellings in the eyes

blueto:
sorry, but what you alluded aren't valid to me.

Can I share another testimony with you?

Let me make it concise. A prophecy was directed towards a man in my Church, warning him never to ply the road for a specific time because of attempts by his adversaries to mortify him.

He later disobeyed, and on his way, he got an accident and died on the spot. Please what really happened to him?.

As for this testimony, there is nothing special there. To understand this better you have to look at how many times such warnings are issued and disobeyed and nothing happened (of cos there would be the excuse that prayers averted it). Christianity is such a beautiful scam. There is excuse for everything. Lol
If I were a pastor again, I could prophesy recklessly without fear of them not coming to pass cos I could easily claim I prayed for God's mercy so the prophesy was reversed. Then the few that clicks coincidentally, I would publicize. Sweet

Boyooosa:
All I see is boobs and the story... Same birds! Where did ur husband meet you? Wash your bottle, I guess you once sold red palm oil!

Don't mind the silly girl. Maybe she even forced the guy to marry her, who knows. Maybe she even snatched him from another friend. I am sure we have not seen the last of this story.

blueto:
Hilarious!

disseminating spurious scientific explications just to repudiate the palpable exertions of God. The fact remains that these things are paranormal, we are only betide with the end product of God work and the absolute procedures are always made cryptic to us.

I have heard of a testimony in my Church. and it depicts the conspicuous, undisputable story of a dead man that was brought back to life through prayers, the man became indignant against those that prayed for his renaissance promptly after his demise, because according to him, he was already in heaven and he was referred back to the earth after intensed comprecations made by the church.

now, are you saying it was mere “Adrelanine, Placebo effect and most importantly HYPNOTIC THERAPY” that were responsible for his revival?

Are you saying the postdeath story he narrated were figments or illusions? .

Anyway from that, how can you describe the miracle by Jesus that multiplied breads and fishes? or are you one those that believe the Bible is a book of fictitious stories?

I once witnessed phenomenal of a deliverance section. As the pastor was praying for the emancipation of a woman for the thralldom and subjugation of demons, the demons showed signs of torments when they spoke via the woman and implored the pastor to halt the prayers. I saw it with my own eyes, so was it your averments above that were responsible? or the prayers and God?.

I leave you with these to cogitate on, and respond with better, logical illuminations.

Apologies for the deferred reply, I was offline then.

I maintain my answer.
I have done deliverance even as an atheist because it was hard to quickly tell people I had lost my faith.
Keep drawing closer to your God, most times the more you know the more you realize the truth. I doubt anyone can tell me anything that would surprise me.
With time as you mature in the faith you will understand things better. Get more involved

uplawal:
you playing with what is making a fellow woman cry.

I don't see where she was playing there. Don't take things personal.
By the way, you only heard a part of the story. I have no pinch of pity for her. She is so silly to even bring this case to nairaland. Obviously she has no pastor or elderly figure she respects in her life, she is driven by stupitiity and immaturity, and keeps her likes as friends.
Good for her. One thing I am sure of is that her marriage is finished, or she will just have to endure. That man is not enjoying her and I doubt he can be committed to her at all.

kayalla:
lemme cum beofre i go out hahahaha, conji.

Do you experience same?

blueto:
HardMirror, I am a student of Uniben, and the deeper life president know as Kumuyi conducted a crusade which was held live in University of Benin Teaching Hospital this semester.

During the crusade, inmates from the hospitals came out massively, as they believed God for his therapy on their manifold ailments, and to cut it short, many of them regained instant, perennial convalesce and their insalubrious status were mutated and obliterated.

This was not a story to me because the phenomena occurred in proximity to me and I attest that those that benefit from such miraculous phenomenal displayed their appointment documents and treatment records to the multitudes that were present on the crusade ground to verify that they were factually once suffering from miscellaneous aversive health conditions.

Now my question is, what transpired? how was their sanity and enravishment restored with a preternatural influence of God?

Please, I dissenter on the mendacious verdict that it was their believe system that induced their manumission from malady, because why did it take them to be present at the crusade ground for their believe to work?.

I am not a credulous homo sapien that will easly kowtow to your beguiling indoctrinations. I need lucid and veracious explications to confute my annotation.

I love your question and witty use of words.

Yes! I have seen miracles. Yes! I have performed miracles.
Then I used to belief God and Prayers were responsible.
But now I understand, it's the power of atmosphere.
There is a link between your physiology and your psychology.
A good demonstration of physiology being boosted by psychology are situations that triggers the influx of adrelanine.
What is this adrelanine boost capable of? It could make a difference between life and death, so much that it is one of the vitals in the kit of military medical teams.

There are men who are naturals in setting up what is traditionally called an atmosphere of miracles.

Music was one of my own techniques. When choruses of faith goes up and you have a congregation who believes in your connection with the supernatural. Here you have three powerful elements merging; Adrelanine, Placebo effect and most importantly HYPNOTIC THERAPY.
All these elements are being used even outside church and yielding results.

Hypnosis depends on a mind's receptiveness to suggestions. Here the mind is already expectant and willing to yield to instructions (reason why the south african pastor can make his members eat weird things). Take such a mind of absolute faith to such a crusade and you will get significant results on illnesses an adrellanine boost and placebo effect can mask. Many will relapse into their original state of infirmament (of cos you won't hear of these cases). This is why many infirmaments such as blindness, lack of a limb, autism etc don't get healed. But you can get good results with Cancer pains, arthritis, malaria, any pains with this method.

Even a pastor acting can get same results if he acts convincingly and gradually builds the hypnotic atmosphere.

Zoharariel:
Thank you for this beautiful thread. I guess you don't know that around 2012 or 2013, Boko Haram wreaked so much havoc in Borno that the Redeem church & Winners Chapel were burnt down while some members were killed.

Guess what happened next? Papa Apari Abijawara Oyedepo & Enoch Adeboye flew to Maiduguri in 1 of Oyedepo's jet to anoint the burnt churches & they prayed that within 7 days, Boko Haram would become history.

Well, let's just say their useless prayers energized Boko Haram the more because that same week, Boko Haram numbering up to 80 invaded Maiduguri & took over the military barrack, killed soldiers like roaches, looted their entire armoury and burnt the remaining churches that were left while some lucky soldiers tactically retreated into Cameroon.

If not that his gullible & brainwashed congregants would attack me, I had wanted to go to Canaanland in Ota to ask Papa Oyedepo Y his anointing & prayers were rendered null & void before Boko Haram

If there's any one out there who still believe in the Abrahamic religion (Islam & Christianity) & their impotent gods; YOU'RE A FOOL!

I have too much evidence that makes me laugh at those who say it is foolish to be an atheist. I can never be religious ever again. I have seen it all

zeemahn:
What about disease,natural disaster and the fact that some extraterrestial bodies are always likely to hit the earth? Some things look orderly but when you look deeper, you'll find out that there is much more disorder than there is order in the universe. Years of evolution is what enables living things to forge ahead,adapt and think of orderliness.

My 2 Cents sir

Exactly.

charix:
It's because a higher majority of Christians choose to troll the Islamic section than those willing to write constructively.
You people should learn to accept things the way they are and move on with life.

Don't mind them. They always want to dominate everybody. Nice policy from nl

See confusion on this thread. Instead of christians rejoicing like the angels in heaven, they are busy calling the op a liar.

Na wa o

Femmymata2:
Glory be to God in the highest. I was a big fool denying the existence of my Creator, But I'm grateful to God for arresting me and delivering me from the power of darkness. I've accepted Jesus Christ as my lord and saviour, to serve and do the will of God for the rest of my life. The only loser here is Satan!!!. I wish other athiest will follow suit, there is no other way but Jesus. Release yourself from the bondage of the devil before it's too late.. Thanks to all the Christians who always preached to me,don't stop your kingdom advancement effort. It will speak at the end

Praise God o. Lol

bunbit23:
Looking round the society today, its obvious that majority of spiritualist has failed their duty therefore become a public reproach. Many have joined and engaged with unfamiliar forces in quest for power and wealth. Reason behind all these is lack of knowledge! The secret of divine knowledge is power of triump and success. Revelation and knowledge help guide us in spiritual assignment. Present spiritualist and lightwoker are of two unit, the minor and major. The minor are those who join the chorus because of hythm not knowing the verses. They spend 2-3-4 yrs in theology school, they preach like founder of their organisation, they shout and roam like a Lion while preaching, they spent yrs to learn how to speak in tongue, abracadabra. The major lighwoker needs no human guidance and direction, whatever they do is supernatural because they have access to spiritual realm. His presents and existence here is by predestination. He eat when the spirit permit, he fast when the spirit require, he never do anything without spiritual consultation. Before you attack him, he had known and wage the attack. He is always spiritual awake and engage on a spiritual assigment for the growth of the ministry. He does not need to kill a man or woman for spiritual power, he does not need to use mirrow for spiritual vision. He is always in a spirit! Ask him anything, he has an answer to it. Present to him any case, he has solution to it. We call them 'The GRAND MASTER'S'!!! People with spiritual high rank. As a grand master, am here to help the minor spiritualist with an answer to their questions. Am here to help provide solution to their problems. because of my busy schedule, i will be updating on my leizure time not on a regular bases. To help yourself with the knowledge, you are advice to bookmark this page for daily update. When i return, i will drop bit by bit problems facing religious leaders with solution to help this divine ministry without evil commitment at point of discharge. Keep update!

Another scam. Nigerians will believe anything so far you put spiritual there.
Lol

ogoplus:
I don't have answers to a lot of questions bro.......

That is the truth, I don't have answers to lots of questions too.
One thing I know anyway is that christianity, islam and other religions are taking advantage of this our ignorance.

4everGod1:
How many times have you prayed to your bathroom slippers and got it answered? Give us one scenario. If you havent then what about your spoon or your plate or your toilet bowl or your television or your windows or your table.......or I forgot that you do not believe God answers any prayer which means you do not even believe in prayers so why the "if" you "pray" to your slippers talk?

Focus on what you believe in because obviously prayer isnt one of them. You are in a sorry state bro.

No no no no
I am not in a sorry state, you only wish I was in a sorry state.
Too bad you can't determine my life.

4everGod1:
Epic

Lol
Epic indeed. Sure you think that is a soccer-punch.

Go to hospitals and see crowds of religious people seeking medical help. These same set are the ones going to churches and the likes, yet they end up in hospitals.

Why is it that you won't believe that god can heal someone who is amputated. Pastors and imams don't even bother praying for such because it would expose the truth.

All those prayer answers you think you enjoy, we atheists enjoy the same even without praying.

I need money all of a sudden I get a call for a Job. I escape lots of accidents, I get favors from people, I get well when ill even without taking medication etc

SenatePresdo:
Haha!

And you claim to have been a pastor?
So as pastor, God never answered any of your prayers? And you really claimed to be a pastor? I guess you were fake.

God answers my own prayers, if he doesn't answer yours...

I repeat, GOD HAS NEVER ANSWERED ANY PRAYERS. we only give god glory for things that happens coincidentally or by the efforts of people. If I pray to my bathroom slippers I will get testimonies too, because once a while my expectations will come true. Same with prayers to god.

Keep living in delusion. As a pastor I had a lot of my "prayers" answered, as an atheist it is the same, Many of my wishes come true. The results are the same

SenatePresdo:
Haha!

And you claim to have been a pastor?
So as pastor, God never answered any of your prayers? And you really claimed to be a pastor? I guess you were fake.

God answers my own prayers, if he doesn't answer yours...

I repeat, GOD HAS NEVER ANSWERED ANY PRAYERS. we only give god glory for things that happens coincidentally or by the efforts of people. If I pray to my bathroom slippers I will get testimonies too, because once a while my expectations will come true. Same with prayers to god.

KingEbukasBlog:
[size=24pt]There is no proof this story is true[/size]

Grow up. You think everyone here is in primary 1 or what.

The name of church is there. The program 70days of glory is there. The venue there, the date also there. Are you a member of Christ life Church, Olaogun, Ibadan?

This is why I generally ignore you and the other joker up there. You aint matured and throw tantrums instead of examining issues with sincerity