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CelebritiesRe: Lateef Adedimeji Distributes Sanitary Pads To Students In 6 States (pix) by harmony75: 6:52pm On Dec 16, 2020
yes sanitary pads should be free �
PoliticsRe: Governor Hope Uzodinma, His Wife, Chioma & Children In Adorable Family Picture by harmony75: 4:49pm On Dec 16, 2020
Womanizer:
Is this his second wife?
yes
PoliticsRe: Governor Hope Uzodinma, His Wife, Chioma & Children In Adorable Family Picture by harmony75: 4:43pm On Dec 16, 2020
this is not his first family.. this he's 2nd wife he's already a grandpa
RomanceRe: Russian Woman Marries A Briefcase She Dated For 5 Years (Pix) by harmony75: 4:36pm On Dec 16, 2020
Woaw congrats..i love my matches in the kitchen hmmm I think � I will have to Wed my match box ������
FamilyRe: What Did You Do To Receive The Worst Beating Your Parents Ever Gave You? by harmony75: 4:31pm On Dec 16, 2020
about 6 to 7years old my dad just back from work saw me on pant with other kids playing in the compound..my dad was so angry � the beating he gave me I never forget because I remember they went to buy medicine for me I had fever after the beating continue to rest my beloved daddy �������
FamilyRe: What Did You Do To Receive The Worst Beating Your Parents Ever Gave You? by harmony75: 4:08pm On Dec 16, 2020
Isaacmacdon:
Mine goes like this: I just got back from school one precious, sunny Wednesday afternoon. Having trekked a far distance from school to our house, I was so tired and needed food & water. The Sun those years can be very deadly.

Luckily for me, mum happened to be at home when I arrived. I greeted her (as it is a custom in the Igbo tribe to greet an elder even when you just finished using the toilet) cheesy. I went to drop my bag, still putting on my school wears.

I was famished, hungry, tired, felt like I was gonna die. cry. Well, mummy saw this look on my face, and already knew where it was coming from. She drew me closer to her bosom and caressed my stubborn head. grin. But, before coming upstairs, I saw my goons playing football down the street. My eyes didn't lit up because hunger already rained darkness on my eyes. embarassed.

Mum made Indomie (The original One oh, not this nonsense they're doing these days). She garnished it with sardine and plantain. Men, I tore my t-shirt in half trying to devour the piece in front of me. cool. It took me barely 5mins to clean that plate.

Men! Those good ole days! Buhari issa bastard ni! angry. So, immediately I was done with the food, my eyes were liberated from the darkness. I remembered my goons. I slowly picked up my plate and gently took it to the kitchen. With the precision and sleekness of a serpent, I picked up buckets and called out that I wanted to go fetch water for the house.

Mum was delighted! "Oh, What a good boy he is", she said. I hurried out of the house with joy. I just fooled an elder. I was the BOSS. Emini Baller! cool Oshey! When I got downstairs, I dropped my bucket and ran towards the gathering of spectators and players.

They called out to me with tears of joy! embarassed I was dubbed Kanu Nwankwo. They hailed! My head swelled up with pride, not knowing the swelling was for the pain I'm yet to go through. undecided.

Anyway, I got into the match right away. I played with vibe, energy, and power. Oh Boy! I was that good! Suddenly, the whole spectators were laughing. They called out my name. I thought it was a dribble I just completed!

Omo, the next thing, I turned and saw a hefty woman with doubled canes running towards us. I was laughing at the person that would get the beating. On a closer look, it was my beautiful mother coming to slaughter me. embarassed. I kukuma stopped playing and walked to her to receive my beating sharply!


So, folks, that is my worst beating experience! cool
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CelebritiesRe: Omah Lay And Tems Have Been Freed And Handed Over To Nigerian Mission In Uganda by harmony75: 10:01pm On Dec 15, 2020
Uganda useless country beefing Nigerian artist
PoliticsRe: Outrage As Gbadamosi Calls For "Xenophobic Attacks" On Ugandans In Nigeria by harmony75: 9:57pm On Dec 15, 2020
I support Mr gbadamosi ��
CelebritiesRe: Abike Dabiri: We Are Doing Everything To Get Omah Lay, Tems Freed by harmony75: 7:53pm On Dec 14, 2020
wo if we catch any Ugandan in Nigeria they will sweep the whole Lagos..they should say they're jealous of Nigerian musicians �
CelebritiesRe: Oge Obidiebube "In Pains But Stable" After Getting Antidote by harmony75: 4:53pm On Dec 13, 2020
she want to die does it change anything? she want to be recognized in death?! she does not even understand her name Oge which is "time"your times for recognition will come it's Loki's time your time Oge will come, but it's a pity she doesnot have that wisdom. you kill yourself life goes on!!!
FoodRe: Santa Claus Spotted At Oka Market In Benin City Sharing Onions. (video) by harmony75: 4:51am On Dec 13, 2020
inukwa?! Santa Claus � go Mkt? sharing onions this Santa na comedian ���
Music/RadioRe: Beyonce’s Daughter, Blue Ivy, Gets First Grammy Nomination by harmony75: 4:38am On Dec 13, 2020
she sings too? congratulations ���
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Knocks Kubrat Pulev Out In The 9th Round by harmony75: 4:32am On Dec 13, 2020
Woaw congrats Joshua �������
FamilyRe: Should I Take Back An Adulterous Wife Because Of The Expensive Bride Price? by harmony75: 5:25pm On Dec 12, 2020
if you cheat on her too pls both of you should come together again and start afresh.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye: Naira Will Be Powerful Again by harmony75: 5:20pm On Dec 12, 2020
Amen
HealthRe: What Can I Do About My Body Odour? by harmony75: 9:52pm On Dec 11, 2020
you maybe a cousin to he goat � ��� so man live on water water water good you take bath twice but your water intake will make a great difference it is 8glasses a day but yours should be more � ..use lime to scrub your armpit sometimes, it helps!
Christianity EtcRe: Biodun Fatoyinbo Spotted At Shiloh 2020, Nigerians React (video) by harmony75: 3:30pm On Dec 11, 2020
Mrs Dakolo is not the only one that have spoken against this pastor other women too have accused him..if he does not repeat genuinely God will surely expose him and disgrace him.
CelebritiesRe: Eedris Abdulkareem Showers Wife With Praises On 16th Wedding Anniversary (Photo) by harmony75: 3:23pm On Dec 11, 2020
Congratssssss Mr and Mrs Idris many more blissful years ����
PoliticsRe: Oke Obi-Enadhuze Who Tweeted ‘Nigeria Won’t End Me’ #EndSARS Protest Buried by harmony75: 3:17pm On Dec 11, 2020
it is well. great youth with great idea rest in peace dearie �
RomanceRe: Advice On Whether To Continue With My Present Relationship by harmony75: 3:13pm On Dec 11, 2020
hope Naw you learn to keep your body till you get married..what a waste of time 5years and you can see handwriting on the wall he's not your husband but boyfriend..dearie borrow sense and focus in your studies, career or business a good man will show come!
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye: Blood Is Thicker Than Water! Are My Wife & Kids Water Or Zobo? by harmony75: 9:03pm On Dec 10, 2020
this is just terrible.. life is too short to be unhappy! I pray almighty God to take control ���
CrimeRe: Suspects Confess To Snatching And Selling Children In Osisioma Area Of Abia by harmony75: 10:20am On Dec 10, 2020
wicked woman
PropertiesRe: My Tenant Has Refused To Pack Out For Over A Year Now, Help Please! by harmony75: 9:14am On Dec 10, 2020
your lawyer should serve them quit notice stating their none payment of rent over one year, then take them to court to eject them from your property.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Your Best Caption For Juventus Vs. Barcelona Match? by harmony75: 5:36pm On Dec 09, 2020
when cat is away mice will play.. so barc won juve before cr7 came to juve so Naw cr7 is around barc dare not score..good job cr7 and his team juve �����������
TravelRe: Should I Marry Here Or When I Travel Overseas? by harmony75: 5:30pm On Dec 09, 2020
travel first and you will find your wife anywhere
RomanceRe: I Need Advise On What To Do About A Controversial Girlfriend by harmony75: 5:23pm On Dec 09, 2020
you're so immature continue to beat her o it's like you don't love your life.. what stupid love will make you beat a woman?! I always say it don't date if you're not ready for marriage, grow up man you're too childish � you beat someone's child till she pass out if she have died nko? mumu guy �
Foreign AffairsRe: Nevada Supreme Court Rejects Trump Campaign's Appeal, Affirms Biden's Win by harmony75: 5:07pm On Dec 09, 2020
Good ��
CultureRe: The Misconception About Igbo Bride Prices by harmony75: 9:57am On Dec 09, 2020
thumb up for Arodingogu in IMO � ��state so true as you said it depends on the family there are some greedy families and there are some families with great consideration and understanding that these are youth just starting their new life
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Juventus UCL (0 - 3) On 8th December 2020 by harmony75: 7:13am On Dec 09, 2020
cr7 the king � finish them barc ������
CultureRe: Ooni Of Ife Welcome His Son And Princess Naomi To The Palace by harmony75: 7:07am On Dec 09, 2020
Congratssssss to the king � and his Olori may the almighty God keep and bless the Prince ���
RomanceRe: Woman Arrested For Marrying Two Men by harmony75: 5:33pm On Dec 08, 2020
why should she be arrested when men marry as many women as they like?!?! what a man can do woman can also do!!!
FamilyRe: I Feel So Suicidal Because Of My Marriage. by harmony75: 5:26pm On Dec 08, 2020
you're selfish to think this way you have children, sisters, brothers pls don't think this way look up to God for Mercy and help. because God never fails, it is well with you bro ���

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