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BoredBerry:
Hi!

My name is boredberry... I'm 19... And I need a boyfriend... He must reside in Abuja or be willing to travel to Abuja if he resides in other state... I don't discriminate but I would prefer a southerner, esp from these south-south states (Delta, Edo, Port Harcourt) or a south westerner excluding those from Ogun and Osun...

He must be tall... I'm 5.5 so he must be above 5.7...

I prefer dark men... Who doesn't love chocolate? But if he's fair and attractive I might consider...

He could be a Christian or a muslim... But I don't want someone who's too religious... I'm not really a believer but I'm very tolerant... I hate fanatics...

I need a man who's a lover of science! And mythology, astrology, history and so on...

A pan-African...

An avid reader...

He must be creative... Someone who sees things from many perspectives... Thinks outside the box...

He must be funny! And polite enough to laugh at my lame jokes...

Be considerate and kind... I need someone with a heart... Emphatic and with a vision to change the world in his own little way...

I need a man who is a lover of life! Drinks, smokes, enjoys going out and meeting new people...

Someone who takes risks... Loves adventures... Anything but common...

He must enjoy travelling... Excited by foreign cultures, esp those that are African...

Be a foodie...

I love public display of affection! So he should love holding me and being held... Kissed... Etc...

Be a dog person... Love the idea of having pets... I grew up with dogs and cats even chickens! So I love animals!

Someone who's childish and fun to be with... Silly and cute... I love men who are boyish...

He shouldn't be an alpha... He should love himself and all that... But I like men who are sensitive... So he shouldn't think feeling sad or even crying is a sign of weakness...

I'll continue...

U omitted something

Ballzproblemm:
you just they jump into conclusion idiot

Abi oooo
I no dea read dis babe comment at all

Faber:
Former Emir of Kano, Sanusi and him Pikin

Dis guy resemble Poco lee

abc115:
Bashir El-Rufai


https://twitter.com/BashirElRufai/status/1529039568745398273

With the level of insecurity, strike, corruption, inequality, no job and lot more..
With all dis happening in dis country , must we still vote for old man like him...lol
Did country sef
I pray we get sense

Islandlady:
ohh okay I should say all men since you said most is not enough

Anyhow
I have sha boost ya IQ

Islandlady:
Seriously! Sex is what most men think about everyday of their life! Men think about sex all day long even the so called redpillars

Most times, I'd have different male friends I wish to remain good friends with but all they will be thinking about is how to have sex with me, too bad

Men pls think about something else apart from sex!!! T for thanks

Lalasticlala

Madam,
Kindly say ya own male frnds not most of all..
Yours r thinking of how to bang ya ***..
Pls, stop saying most ..

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Huh? stop acting like a weakling..you either call off that relationship or keep clowning around..stop being scared by people's look..tell him to his face when next he tries some s**t with ya and if you feel threatened then report his @ss to the cops and make him sign an undertaking..

After you done that call of ya relationship... truth is you are being used..
They are gonna keep playing on your intelligence.. scared=being used..what's da essence of being in a relationship where you feel unsafe?

Naso e easy naaaa
U fit breakup with dem agba 4 cultist??

Jennyclay:
What goes through the mind of an average Nigerian man is sex sex sex!!

Can't you get her beautiful and expensive gift? Something very tangible.

Nigerian men are not romantic at all.

Bush!!!

C madam wey dey romantic..

Hopemanfx:
Hello!
Nairalanders, please I really need your advice. Am really afraid of marriage. Am already 37yrs this year! I keep postponing it. I earn average income from my business; atleast I can boost of 300k-400k per month. with this, I can take care of my wife and children..Unfortunately! Am afraid of marriage for the following reasons.
1) I have a believe that if I get married I will lose focus.
2) the fear of not achieving what I want to achieve in life.
3) am afraid of diverting from my main goal in life and focus on something else.
4) fear of marital issues that will make me lose focus and plan.
5) marrying to pretendous woman.
6) a lot more.
Please I need your advice

Bros, abeg no marry..
Sheyb wen u die, all ya asset go bkom others

Alaigbopress:
Some days ago, I posted here about how my girl friend posted her ex pictures twice and I got a handful of advice, insults and very derogatory statements. Also at the same time I also got very few matured and helpful comment.
I wanted to apply the advice I was given here because I was furious and that could have been disastrous.

The next day after posting here, I confronted my girl, I told her it is over between us(all was a ploy to know how much she loves me). Since that day, my Girl's mood changed, she doesn't talk to people, she doesn't laugh and even started skipping her meal. She came to my house and was crying heavily that she was sorry. That has it been she know that it will provoke me that she wouldn't have done it.

I still pretended that I will never forgive her. Just yesterday she called my female bestie and narrated to her what happened and she called me yesterday evening and pleaded with me to forgive her. Which I did and You need to see how happy this girl has been. I will send screen shot of her recent Whatsapp status.


My Advice to anyone seeking for a relationship advice is not to follow the popular comment here.

Lol.wait bro, na now u know nairaland abi..
Especially dose redpillers...fear them

Toks2008:
Well as they say, what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.

This is a sequel to the thread
https://www.nairaland.com/7115322/guys-what-type-woman-pray

As for me I pray that no lady should ever come across a woman beater but I believe there are other types of men ladies don't pray to come across.

So ladies tell us the type of man you pray never to come across and the type you strongly wish for.

Nawa ooo
No lady wan marry pastor or imam ...
I don read comment tire buh no single lady prays to marry a pastor or evangelist

Channah1:
I wish for a gentle and calm man. Financially ok with his own house even if its a bungalow.
Also, one who is caring and will give me 100% attention.

I don't want a man who argues. I don't want a poor or average man still struggling to make ends meet.
I don't want an "I too know" man or a woman beater.

I don't want an ugly looking man like jalodo2 and waistbead .

Make I laugh small
U no want broke ass nigga..
Buh babe, shey u sef get money sha abi u b madam urgent 2k...

Stargurl20:
Nigerian men... Hmmm... Only those has traveled abroad and have their orientations changed positively are different. Most of them here are full of pride over nothing. Absolutely nothing. Them full NL here na. Wahala for woman wey see work wey no fit hustle be dey depend on their money and at the same time expect them not to treat her as trash

I for like ask u out,
Have a date with you cos e get why.
U sound like my dream lady have been looking for...@stargurl

virginprincess:
I pray to have a responsible, honest, caring and kind man.
I pray to have the kind of man that will respect my decisions and also take my advice and opinions,a financially stable man.
A man that can accommodate my essences, after all no one is perfect, and most importantly a man that fears God and abide by his commandments,I also love soft spoken men







I don't wish to ever come across a man that sees nothing good in women except sex(redpillers).
A man that drinks, bet, smoke, argues, shout at women, talks too much, stingy,womanizer,cheat and beats women is forbidden to come my way.
Lastly a man that doesn't believe in God.

Amen ooo
Your brain no go finish
Cos e get why..

Sweetplum:
A man that has empathy. Before he hursts me, he puts himself in my shoes.
Like Ozor of BBN.
I WANT A SIMP!

A rich & handsome simp.
So that we can give birth to fine God fearing children.

N if the child is a male, he'll grown up to b like ozor n b a simp too

MadamVanessa:



Financial stable, one that can use his dick effectively and makes me wriggle on bed with endless moaning.

Ladies n sex r like 5 n 6
All u think is sex .
Gosh!!!!

Augustwife:
I had to open a new moniker so I can rant in peace. My head is full, so it's going to be a long post .
I got married to the love of my life 2017 (we started dating 2009) and we have two wonderful children. He loves me (I know for sure), doesn't cheat too and my in-laws are the most wonderful people on earth ( my mil especially). We have a joint business but the bad part :he is addicted to alcohol. He wasn't like this before we got married, he used to drink occasionally so I can't really tell how we got here. It's so bad that he can't go a day without it. Once he can't lay his hands on alcohol he will begin to shiver like a malaria patient. This addiction has gotten us into debts that I had to pay with my savings on several occasions. I'm talking of debts of 120k, 167k, 136k e.t.c. He's takes several loans from loan sharks , drinks like no tomorrow. He has wrecked ourbbusiness and only with the help of God was I able to rebuild It by taking loans and paying back. We even decided he gets a job so he can be more responsible but after working for a year he had nothing to show for it. Twice his parents had to take him to a therapist but it was all in vain as he would go back to drinking.
My head is scattered,I can't think straight, it's making me hate him. I tried leaving a few weeks ago , I went back to my mother's house but trust my mama, she begged me to go back and my mother in-law too. I don't even know what to do, my mental life is zero, I have withdrawn from everyone, I'm practically in poverty due to this addiction
He is a wonderful man BUT this addiction is a very big problem. We have prayed, fasted, gone to doctors but it's still there. I don't know what to do .

Lemme gv u a spell
It's called toilet spell..
I'll post it if only u comment

Dorwadora:
I agree.... For a fornicator like me , it would be a waste of Sin if I'm managing my loot. It's either big or average.

Infact..... It must be the "one way long anaconda"

Anaconda kill u deir �����

Badboibipo:
I have always known this but because of my good heart I still ignore but I have learned a lesson. There’s this over 40 years old man who doesn’t have self respect that lives in my compound. This guy is such a loser, even his soon to be wife has no respect or regard for him. He doesn’t carry himself with any pride at all. At first I was just being friendly and because of this old fool, ladies who held me in high esteem started grading me with him at the same level. He made me go out to smoke openly in public and most people in my area started looking at me like a riff raff. I watch football matches on my Pc and phone but out of kindness I usually follow this man to watch ball in a beer Palour and next thing he will get drunk and start saying rubbish. When we usually leave together, people started to rate me at his level. Small gin of 50 naira and this fool will get high like a goat.

Anytime I’m on call this man will disregard the fact I’m having an important discussion and still be banging on my window, just to say something stupid after. I have started ignoring his entire existence, still he has refused to leave me alone....I only blame my good heart, but never again.

That's it
Your village pple don send m to u

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Don't let her words get at you aiit...sit her down and let her know you ain't comfortable with those words..

Abi o

ukaface:
Fvcking cut off your dick and keep the girl. Must we tell you everything??

O su mi ooo

Kosoco:
Op no be only Earth moving na Jupiter moving too

Lol
No kill me with laugh abeg

goodman41:
We have two kids, my wife can't pass a day without touching and romancing my dik even in the kitchen anywhere she said she enjoy touching it.

Sometimes when we have sex she will tell me baby thank you so much I really enjoyed you and she used to call me machine. Please is she for real or she is just trying to high me

Man!!!
Laugh wan kill right now
Weytn u want us to do naw cos ko yemí ooo

Sweetplum:
You v no balls. Let the older sister know you v switched.
Don't try to eat two fruits that ll poison you.
And if I catch a man like you in real life. Be sure I ll render you impotent & miserable before I add the worst to you.

Lol
Elénú

OBAOMO01:
I don't want to bore you with stories of how we met, but it all happened last year August, a week to her birthday.

She lives close to my house, unknowingly to me she is a new entrant at nursing college in the city I lived in. Early August we met and we got along fast. I got to know about her birthday as we discuss which is not in tended by her actually.

On her birthday, we get to do big one and eventually she said yes.

I fell deeply for this girl, I ensured I satisfy her. The feeding, money and everything you can need as a students I gave to this girl even though I was a teacher in secondary school with a small take home.

Well, everything went smoothly for a month, then I began to see some changes in her. I thought is a result of some work in school, but my guess was wrong when I began to see a guy with him on daily basis. I asked who the guy was, she keeps saying is her friend and nothing more. Same went for a week. She never show up at my side again, she didn't pick her calls not to talk of calling.

Fast forward to December last year, she told me she will be travelling home for Christmas as against our plan of going to my home town to spend the Christmas. I agreed to let her go because I can't force her to follow me in first place.

By January I got a job a Lagos which caused me to relocate from the city I was. After two weeks at my work place, I told my HOD I will be travelling home to pick my things. Of which I had the plan to talk to this girl of her possible relocation after she is done with her course, Just because I still love her.
On getting to the town. I saw her and I challenged her on reason for her actions. She apologized. On critical look at her, I noticed some changes, immediately I asked her. Are you pregnant? And she confirmed it. It was a terrible night, seeing a girl I loved getting impregnated by someone else.

Immediately I informed her that I will be leaving the Town and I am not coming back again. Ever since, we never talk until recently she chatted and start asking for some financial help.

What should I do?

Bros, if u want help ,help her. N if u no wan help, tell her to free u...

FalseProphet1:
And if your ticket cut what will you do?

Life moves on naa

FalseProphet1:
Our great philanthropist Obi cubanna is offering Nigerians 10m to pay 20m in 2 years. If you have the opportunity would you take it?

Mods mynd44, lalasticalala, Dominique, Seun. Front page.

As guy man,
I'll stake bet on that 10M...like, carry 1.50odds con put 10M

Johnny147147:
That's what happens when u limit yourself to a confined space reeking with low grades. Most girls u see well packaged are just bunch of nobodies

Gbayii boss
O deep!!

FriendsAndFans:
You love her and you know it. You don't need to be hard on yourself.
Grown up girls/ladies always want their boyfriend to have their own place they stay.

She wants you to get your own place because her friends are probably taunting her for dating a broke boy despite all her beautiful looks. She is already giving in to those taunts from her friends eventhough she likes you.

She's the kind of girl you should keep. She's motivating you, the only way women knows how to. You may not know the social pressure she is facing among her colleagues for choosing you. Try to get an apartment bro... So many advisers and motivators.

Best comment ever

Why is it so hard to defeat poverty?

Abetterperson:
I meet my boyfriend sometimes last year, I really love him, he's caring and we complement each other quite well.
His the first son of his family and his dad is quite absent in his life.
he started working at the age of 15 to support his family and has been working since then to support himself and his family, in simplest terms he carries a lot of burdens.
The problem I have with him is that is addicted to weed, he doesn't let it control him, he functions well but I just have a problem with it.
Please how can I stop him
He says it stops the pain but I don't want it to destroy him

If I do, will u forever b grateful??