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PoliticsRe: Police Dismiss Six Personnel Attached To Wike by hatchy: 5:06pm On Jan 06, 2017
BeClever:
It's only a fool that would be relieved of his duty as Nigerian policeman and he would be sad.. It's like letting a dog free from his chains..

Police work is a cursed job and these men should be greatful to whatever they serve for this huge favour.

Wike don't give up, take in the Police guys and engage them with better things to do..

Their expected gratuity might not even be upto N1.5m, money IGP always give his underage child concubine after every boisterous sexual session.. SMH
How did your people allow this your brain problem to degenerate to this level, eehn.

Stop taking that stuff,you won't listen.Now look at your condition.
FamilyRe: Reasons Why Some Women Never Want To Marry by hatchy: 3:27pm On Jan 05, 2017
Bolustic:
Some feel they are too rich, free and knowledgeable to get married.







I mean those FEMINISTs
You're right on point brother!

InvestmentRe: MMM Releases 2017 Rules Ahead Jan. 14 by hatchy: 10:38am On Jan 04, 2017
Bad Belle Messengers (BBM),

Holy goooost fireeeeee!

EventsRe: Ridiculous Outfit Of A 14-Year-Old Girl On Her Birthday by hatchy: 11:31am On Jan 03, 2017
Wonder shall never cease in wonder land by wonderful people .....

and the black president told her...

EventsRe: Man Spends N7m At A Night Club In Imo On New Year (Photo) by hatchy: 3:50pm On Jan 02, 2017
The man can do better by giving Papa Ngozi 200k to take care of that his health challenges. Give Mama Obi 100k to start a petty trade,give Chukwudi 300k to start that business that he learnt a trade,give Amarachi,Chinedu,Okafor,Mgbeke and all those who wants to sit for JAMB and WAEC examination 50k each to enable them buy forms and write the exams,rather he chose to lavish it on women and wine.

Don't worry the day of reckoning is near...

Badu nzu zu!

AutosRe: Clean Registered 2008 Honda Pilot @ 2.350m by hatchy: 4:18pm On Jan 01, 2017
Why not state the price here. I wonder what it takes for someone who want to sell a vehicle like to tell prospective buyer to know the price of what they want to buy.
AutosRe: Clean Registered 2008 Honda Pilot @ 2.350m by hatchy: 4:17pm On Jan 01, 2017
Why not state the price here. I wonder what it takes for someone who want to sell a vehicle like to tell propesctive
PoliticsRe: Captured Whiteman In Sambisa Is French by hatchy: 1:59pm On Dec 28, 2016
White man from france...

PoliticsRe: Ephraim Inyang's House On Fire On Christmas Day. Photos by hatchy: 6:57pm On Dec 26, 2016
Na wao! Why must it be on Christmas day na??

CrimeRe: Woman Accused Of Killing Husband On Christmas Day In Ikorodu (Photos) by hatchy: 6:35pm On Dec 26, 2016
Now she will be full of regret.


Wucked woman.

FoodRe: Unpacking, Cooking & Reviewing LAKE Rice (photos) by hatchy: 8:59pm On Dec 23, 2016
Addicted2Women:


Warning !!! Warning !!! Warning !!!

I went to Ikorodu today and bought the lake rice since it's cheap

I washed it very well

Boiled some water and cooked it but something told me to try give it to my dog first to see if it's a genuine healthy rice

My dog eat rice and within 5 minutes my dog is dead

I'm going to the police station to report this case

They wanna kill people with this lake rice


Not until you are chained,we already know that you need psychiatric solution to that your brain problem

Meanwhile....

CultureRe: Female Snake Charmers At The Wedding Of Emir Sanusi's Daughter (photos by hatchy: 8:51pm On Dec 23, 2016
Snake news and Niaraland are inseparable.

I suspect that Seun have relatives or that his fore fathers are from India.

Christianity EtcRe: How Is Christmas Preparations In Your Location? by hatchy: 4:47pm On Dec 23, 2016
Port Harcourt is not happening like before.No banger,hardly hear Christmas carol.What we av er in excess is long queue in ATM and traffic jam all over the place.

Mean while a wise decision is taken by Mr Chicken..

CrimeRe: "I Joined Cult With The Promise That I’ll Be Rich" - Suspect (photo) by hatchy: 12:33pm On Dec 23, 2016
Who told you that thing Soyinka introduced pays?? How can you be so daft?? Why am i even asking,you are daft for sure.


You see MMM that pays yet you refused to join instead na yeye back yard cult na im you go join expecting to be rich.

Oya police do the needful..
use elimination method OK.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Cancels All His Shows In December & January For Health Reasons by hatchy: 12:01pm On Dec 09, 2016
Stop to dey take that thin,u no gree.Oya see the result now!

Ganja no good but una say e dey give inspiration.
Hmmmm...Yaba left loading...
PhonesRe: MTN Wants Whatsapp & Viber Banned In Nigeria, Says Affecting Its Business by hatchy: 8:40pm On Dec 07, 2016
Who dey give these people weed smoke before them begin open mouth talk sef??

All they are after is how to enslave the masses and increase their gains at our detriment.

The sleepless night MMM is giving them,WhatsApp is also giving them. The rich does not want the poor to be free.

God dey watch una!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Large Python Killed Today By Military (Pictures) by hatchy: 7:04pm On Dec 05, 2016
Snake thread and Niaraland are inseparable.



Seun are you from India?
PropertiesRe: Recession Forces Down Abuja Rent by hatchy: 9:35am On Nov 30, 2016
Mamuski:
Gdevening Zakim.

Can u pls give a break down of the estimated cost of

rent in Abuja right now.

2-BEdrm

Self contain.


in the different areas if possible. I hope it's not a bother sir.
You just quote the whole write up and take up space only to type this rubbish.

Your brain need re-tooling.
InvestmentRe: Shock As MMM Participant Commits Suicide In Enugu by hatchy: 8:54pm On Nov 28, 2016
ALAYORMII:
The thing never crash and dem don dey kill demsef already
Bad Belle Messenger (BBM). All una prayer make MMM crash no go work.

MMM has come to stay so if you can't pull it down why not join the moving train rather than having sleepless nights praying that it crash.


All of you wishing that MMM crash, holy goooooohst firrrreeee.
CrimeRe: Muslim Cleric Stabs Lagos Landlord To Death by hatchy: 11:31am On Nov 23, 2016
SillyMods:
If it makes you happy.

grin
Yes it makes him happy because if the man was called a pastor,you would have criticised him more than anything.

Umaru is a confirmed Islamic cleric whose religion likes the flow of human blood so they can have a place in their heaven.
BusinessRe: 10 Categories Of People That Will Regret Their Lives When MMM Crashes by hatchy: 8:52pm On Nov 22, 2016
ismokeweed:
Why is it that it's people who aren't doing MMM that always talk about it crashing? Heart of man. Just hoping, praying, and waiting for their chance to say I told you so. Will people losing money make you rich?
Don't mind them jare, Bad Belle Messengers (BBM).

Na una go tire because MMM has come to stay.

Soon we shall watch you guys commit suicide one by one because of this MMM.

No be by force to join.Whether e crash or e stand, e no concern you yet you want to cry more than the bereaved.
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Travel To Equatorial Guinea For Africa-arab Summit by hatchy: 7:50pm On Nov 21, 2016
AfroSisi:
Baba don't forget to buy me cucumber. Last time you didn't bring anything from Morocco
Chisos!!!

Do you want to cucumbate?
Takirizy OK.
CelebritiesRe: Osuofia Visits Ghana President Mahama, Says He Should Be Retained by hatchy: 4:25am On Nov 19, 2016
Osuofia is the real comedian any day any time and not other MUMU, Mr I*u that can't even speak good English.

This one is in the blood and not by force comedian.
FamilyRe: John Edobor Caught In Bed With Another Lady (Pics) by hatchy: 1:01pm On Nov 18, 2016
This picture is pure Photoshop. Check the pillow where two adults lay their heads,its no pressed.

Please Lawyers make una leave this man and him wife alone. You have succeeded in sacking him from his job there by making some others who are depending on him to go hungry. They can settle this issue without much fuse if they humble themselves and not inviting third party to it.
Honestly there is no perfect marriage.

My father use to say in one of his parables that all roof are slanted.
No flat roof at all. All marriages has its ups and down.It takes understanding and forgiveness to make it work.
Car TalkRe: 2017 Honda CRV Is Here, What Do You Think About It? by hatchy: 6:14pm On Nov 17, 2016
Culin:
grin
i see a male nairalander buying that for me *runs away*
Chisos!!!

Are you serioushuh In this Buhari period abi.
PoliticsRe: FG Charges Justice Ademola, Wife Over Bribe - Dailytrust by hatchy: 10:26am On Nov 15, 2016
jeeqaa7:
Amaechi nko? wen we go charge dat one
Your brain need to be formatted because your hatred for Amaechi could lead to stroke.

I will also recommend that you stop taking that stuff because its telling on you so much.

BusinessErisco Foods Quite Nigeria by hatchy(op): 5:02pm On Nov 06, 2016
The Chief Executive Office, Erisco Foods, Eric UmeofiaAfrica’s top tomato paste maker, Chief Eric Umeofia, has set machinery in motion to set up manufacturing concerns in four additional African countries—Kenya, Cameroon, Cote d’Ivoire andEthiopia.The venture into four other African countries is a falloutfrom Umeofia’s decision to close shop in Nigeria.Umeofia, who confirmed thedevelopment to correspondents in Lagos onSunday, said that his goal was also to have dominant tomato paste manufacturing presence in at least 20 African countriesin the near future.He said that ease of doing business was his attraction in opening shops in the African countries, following his plans to move out of Nigeria because of “the harsh realities of doing business in the country”.Umeofia had recently announced that he was relocating his key manufacturing plant to China, following what he described as policy inconsistencies now crippling his Nigeria operations.He said undue favouritism to Lebanese, Indian and Chinese businessmen in theallocation of foreign exchange to import tomato pastes and other items, including frozen fish, has dealt serious blow to his company, Erisco Foods Ltd. and also to other Nigerian companies involved in manufacturing.Erisco Foods, which has had dominant presence in Liberia and Angola over the years, is listed as Africa’s top tomato paste manufacturer, and the company is the fourth largest of its type in the world, according to records.But policy inconsistencies and alleged connivance of officials of some key government agencies to deny foreign exchange allocation to indigenous companies in preference forforeigners have left many Nigerian companies struggling or closing shops in recent times.On October 5, Umeofia announced plans to shut down operations and sack some 1,500 workers at his expansive factory in Oregun,an industrial area of Lagos.The industrialist said that he decided to relocate to China to produce at cheapercost and then, sell the goods in Nigeria and other African markets, stressing that he would even make more profit doing so.He said, “This appears to bethe only reasonable thing for me to do since my cries appear to have no meaning for those stifling our operations.”Umeofia said that he brought his manufacturing concerns worth about$150m in Dubai and Angola to Nigeria in 2009 in what he described as his patrioticzeal to contribute to the growth of Nigeria.He said, “But dumping of sub-standard tomato pastesfrom mainly Asian nations has resulted to Erisco Foods losing up to N3.5bn in recent years.“More so, our products worth about N6bn remain unsold, due to the flooding of our markets with sub-standard tomato pastesfrom foreign countries.“If we don’t leave Nigeria now we’ll go bankrupt and I believe that my leaving will open up the environment forgovernment to understand the dilemma facing Nigerianmanufacturers like me.”The Anambra State born industrialist restated that Erisco Foods would also no longer go ahead with its plan to set up a plant to manufacture tractors and other agricultural accessories in northern Nigeria, due to foreign exchange challenges to purchase machinery.He said, “We had to return the certificate of occupancy for some 2,400 hectares of land, graciously given to us by the Katsina State Government for our tractor manufacturing factory because we’re not able to source Forex to push the venture.”Umeofia pleaded with President Muhammadu Buhari to use his good offices to look into the activities of top officials of some government agencies conniving with foreigners to short-change Nigeria.He said, “Some government agencies are impeding and frustrating us in our bid to create jobs for Nigerians. The agencies prefer to favour dubious Chinese, Indian and Lebanese businessmen, making them to create jobs in their countries and depleting Nigeria of jobs.“Favouring foreigners doing business in Nigeria is counter-productive because no foreigner can love Nigeria better than Nigerians.”Erisco Foods has a plant capable of producing 450,000 metric tonnes of tomato paste and ketchup annually but the company isproducing at below 20 per cent of its installed capacity, due to sundry challenges.(NAN)
Christianity EtcRe: What Did Jesus Mean When He Said 'I AM'? by hatchy: 11:52am On Oct 23, 2016
Brigham:
One funny observation about the major theme of Christianity is that it's self defeating.

Why should an 'all powerful' god have to sacrifice 'himself' to 'himself' before men could be forgiven.

That's magnanimous
Your foolishness is very glaring.

CelebritiesRe: Islamic Scholar Asks Rahama Sadau To Turn Down Invitation To Hollywood by hatchy: 5:35pm On Oct 20, 2016
I know they will trow her to limelight. Stupid ....pe**

CelebritiesRe: Ugo Franklin Matthew Is Dead (Wazobia TV Producer Cum Comedian) by hatchy: 11:53am On Oct 18, 2016
MadCow1:
May God Heal him in Jesus Name.



Amen!
He is dead and you are talking of God healing him.

There is no healing,repentance or praising God after death.That is why we all need Jesus in our lives now before its too late.

Rest in peace bro.

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