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RomanceRe: Abuja Pastor Caught Sleeping With Married Woman In Hotel, Stripped Unclad by hatchy: 10:52pm On Feb 25, 2017
opethom:
who is God? Where is he from? Who is Jesus? Who are pastors? Are pastors better than me?
Yaba left calling...
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Buys His Special Assistant A 1992 Honda Accord Car (Pics) by hatchy: 10:48pm On Feb 25, 2017
autotrader014:
grin
Do you need to be told that people from that state are backward in everything.
Just Negodu the kind of cars...Miss Igala,now Dino's house boy.

Kogi pepu i hail o!
PoliticsRe: Washington Post: Nigerian President’s Long Absence Empowers Energetic Deputy by hatchy: 7:24pm On Feb 25, 2017
GameGod:
[s][/s]
Will you just shut up. Stop posting sh!t.
https://i.imgur.com/z1mchH7.gif
Your head need urgent psychiatric evaluation.
Just in case your far from a good place to do that, I recommend the one at Rumuigbo,Port Harcourt.
PoliticsRe: Washington Post: Nigerian President’s Long Absence Empowers Energetic Deputy by hatchy: 7:16pm On Feb 25, 2017
SalamRushdie:
Even the West have noticed the renewed energy in Governance ...I will always maintain that Buhari alone is an economic anachrone whose appearance alone can trigger a negative economic tsunami..I would advise the British be careful as he stays there because his presence there alone can affect the strength of the British Pound sterling
Chai!!!

Bad mouth go kee u o.

Lol
AgricultureRe: Buhari & King Of Morocco Fertilizer Deal Now Costs N5,500 by hatchy: 3:39pm On Feb 25, 2017
Jesusloveyou:
that is why buhari stil remain the best president so far.
Is this what made him the best President? Spreading lies and propaganda all the times.
Why go to Morocco to get ordinary fertilizer that is produced locally in Nigeria in surplus. We have Notore and Indorama in River state,these two giant plants produce more fertilizers to cater for our local consumption and even for export.
Why didn't he sign agreements for the sourcing of this products locally which will in turn create more jobs in Nigeria rather than going to far away Morocco to form "Islamic boss" for ordinary fertilizer.
A failure is a failure,you can't change that. Our eyes don open to the big scam called Buhari.

Never again will a dunce,certificateless,religious extremist rule this Nation.
FamilyRe: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by hatchy: 7:06pm On Feb 22, 2017
Emhicee:
When I said knacking school should be set up, people think say I no say wetin I dey talk. See this disgrace to the male community. If to say you don commot all your wife capacitor and cylinder, she no go dey reason self service... For your daughter, marry her out if she's old enough...
Guy you wucked!

Christianity EtcRe: EFCC Church Billboard Spotted In Benin by hatchy: 8:40am On Feb 22, 2017
Boleyndynasty2:
What kind of nonsense is this? huh Someone would ask which church do you attend and you'll Ans Efcc church undecided
Nna na wao!

TravelRe: Another 171 Nigerians Return From Libya Today (Photos) by hatchy: 11:20pm On Feb 21, 2017
People wey follow truck from desert go reach Libya na im Gofment dey bring back with aeroplane,who go pay now? I hope una no come add to our problem wey dey ground for Naija so.

PoliticsRe: 16 Power Turbines Now Functional, As Generation Hits 4652.70 MW by hatchy: 8:02am On Feb 21, 2017
Why has it not reflected in power supplies to homes and businesses across the country?
Here we are jumping and celebrating mere 4000 megawatts when other countries with less resources and population are generating in gigawatts.
With all the huge gas reserve,Rivers and lakes for hydro generation and billions of dollars siphoned by officials,yet we celebrate what we ought to celebrate in 1962.
To tell you how corruption has eaten deep into our national life,the Egbema gas turbine project where i happen to work for some time is still lying uncompleted because money meant for that project has been embezzled.

The expatriates working for general electric at some time got annoyed and threatened to pull out if nothing is done to complete the project which is many years behind schedule.
The Obasanjo presidency meant well and tried in the NIIP but Nigerians being who we are killed all these with corruption.

It will take us another 25 years to achieve 10,000 megawatts.
PoliticsRe: We Will Tell Buhari To Speak With Nigerians – Presidency by hatchy: 10:02am On Feb 20, 2017
Do dead people talk?
Its a matter of time,the truth cannot be concealed forever.

Osinbajo have already ascended the throne.
RomanceRe: Liberian Asks For Prayers For Her Cousin Because She's About To Marry A Nigerian by hatchy: 9:28pm On Feb 19, 2017
See person wey supposed go for thanksgiving for marrying a Nigerian.
Is she just coming from the moon to know that Nigerians are like Americans to people in her country?

Anyway i believe she's seeking for cheap attention with the intention of attracting a Nigerian suitor.

Liberians...Barbarians.
CrimeRe: Woman Kills Pregnant Co-tenant In Ebonyi (photo) by hatchy: 9:10pm On Feb 19, 2017
Ebonyi State is the Kenya we have in Nigeria. Always coming out with unspeakable and horrible news.

Is that state cursed?
PoliticsRe: Fayose: "Those Going To Visit Buhari In UK Are Not Helping Him" by hatchy: 3:55pm On Feb 19, 2017
Gombs:
hhehehhehe

"Allow him rest"

Is it just me or someone else understood what the governor is saying? grin grin
Hmmm mmm
You mean to allow him "rest in peace" abi?
Please don't quote me o,go after Fayoshe that said it.
PoliticsRe: Lauretta Onochie Congratulates Modu Sheriff Over His Appeal Court Victory by hatchy: 6:16am On Feb 18, 2017
ShakaZullu:
Rip pdp

pdp died today

they knew it they're already jubliating

well as for me it's time to take a bow from pdp

adieu to once biggest party in Africa

Gej was one of those that killed pdp
he's the best president ever since 1960 but in his quest to be civil, gentle and democratic allowed apc to grow wings and dethroned pdp.
that's why irrespective of how much i hated Obasanjo he's a real politician and that's what apc is doing right now
True talk bro!

You just said it all. Like him or hate him Obasanjo remains a true politician who knows his onions,not one ineffectual buffoon who was always drunk in ogogoro while his ministers and political appointees loot our Commonwealth with just phone calls.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Buys Her Son, Jamil An Expensive Toy Car As He Happily Drives Around by hatchy: 2:28pm On Feb 17, 2017
And so what??

Is this supposed to make headlines?

Niaraland sef!
PoliticsRe: Judge Orders Final Forfeiture Of N34 Billion Linked To Diezani Alison-Madueke by hatchy: 7:45pm On Feb 16, 2017
Chai!!! 34 Billion for just one person.
God what sin did we commit as a Nation that we face this punishment from heartless people who lead us. It takes 3 good years to spend 1 billion naira if you spend 1 million daily,and someone will steal 34 billions- Chai!

Meanwhile some people are here in this Niaraland singing praises of that good for nothing,stupid drunkard under whose watch our collective wealth was being pilfered by his goons. People who cannot afford common two good meal a day will say someone is witch hunting them and type all sort of rubbish here in defence of these treasury looters.

I'm so ashamed to be called a Nigerian, honestly.

CelebritiesRe: Pericoma Okoye Is Dead (Photo) by hatchy: 4:26pm On Feb 16, 2017
TPAND:
Who is Pericoma huh
He built the factory where Toyota Tacoma is assembled.

A great man he is!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Big Python Killed At FGGC Staff Quarters Calabar (pix) by hatchy: 3:51pm On Feb 16, 2017
Happy byday Lalasticlala
God is really working miracles.
Snake cake for your byday.

CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Deletes Photos Of Her Husband On Instagram by hatchy: 3:08pm On Feb 15, 2017
Toto decay, marriage scatter!

Make una allow us rest with una celebrity marriage wahala. All roof are slanted,no flat roof at all.
There is no perfect marriage, if you can't handle what marriage comes with,better not go into it in the first place.

Go and build your home and stop disturbing us biko!
CrimeRe: Robbers Kill Hi-Ray, A Music Producer In Rivers, Cart Away His Equipment by hatchy: 10:59am On Feb 14, 2017
Where are those clowns that conferred on Wike(d) apostle of peace(s). Killings and maiming is the order of the day in Rivers State. We sleep with two eyes open because you never can tell what the next minute will result to.
Violent bank robbery is regular occurrence while cultism is like social event.

The governor is a known occultist of the Ogboni and his cabinet and those serving in the local government council,yet he will hold thanks giving service every now and then to deceive the public.

The once peaceful state under Rotimi Amaechi has degenerated into a violent jungle. No wonder the tag "Rivers of blood"
PoliticsRe: Lawmakers, Women Group In Court For Patience Jonathan, Case Adjourned by hatchy: 6:07pm On Feb 13, 2017
erico2k2:
Prof plz go and explore the meaning of communication
.ITK . We are not in an English class or forum .
Taaaa!!!
Go and sit down.I know that you're happy that i quote you.Oya go and celebrate ewu Gambia.
PoliticsRe: Lawmakers, Women Group In Court For Patience Jonathan, Case Adjourned by hatchy: 1:08pm On Feb 13, 2017
klax:
Please EFCC should report to the court or pay the $200 million. I have asked this question over and over that EFCC should not blow any whittle if they are not sure if what they are saying.

Most of this case are just fake and framed up that lack any serious evidence if not why is EFCC running away from court all the time please pay that the 200 million dollar see ask so next time you don't witchunt or not doing your property work before making alarm.

This was how they said Maduka owns private jet, his son owns private jet and I ask apc and efcc please where are the private jets now, where do they park the jets, who is paying the jets service charge, what is the registration number if the jetshuh After all Madueke is sick all her account Frozen so where are the jetshuh Lairs with diae miserably. EFCC shame on you I said it you are a liar like your boss.
Why not write or send your message across in your local language?
Is it a must that you communicate in English in Niaraland?

Go school wen others dey go,you no gree, oya see the result now.
Oye arah!
PoliticsRe: Lawmakers, Women Group In Court For Patience Jonathan, Case Adjourned by hatchy: 12:56pm On Feb 13, 2017
Chai!!!
How did we get to this point in this country eehn! God what sin did Nigeria commit that we are punished with these set of people in this country. Imagine a known and self admitted kleptomaniac supported by law makers and hired crowd to storm a court session to show solidarity.

Only in Nigeria my country will this kind of nonsense happen. Shameless people.

Meanwhile, any body who have idea of how i can obtain a travelling visa to Sao Tome and Principe, Equatorial Guinea or even The Gambia should assist me biko nu! I'm sick and tired of this country called Nigeria.

BusinessRe: Gas Production Rises By 31% In Three Months by hatchy: 12:48pm On Feb 12, 2017
When the pipelines and oil installations vandalization was on the increase, the price of cooking gas was #4,300.

Now the pipelines vandalization has drastically reduced and prices shot up to almost double the price with just 4 hours electricity in one week. Is it not better we revert to the old brigade? Let the vandalization continue if that is what will stabilize the price of cooking gas please.

Government of lies and propaganda.
PoliticsRe: CAN Confers Wike With "Apostle Of Peace' Title by hatchy: 12:26pm On Feb 12, 2017
Chai!!! Christianity and the body of Christ don suffer for the hands of these so called men of God. Imagine conferring such title on a known Ogboni man and blood thirsty person of Wike. Is it hidden that Wike is an Occultist and 99% of his cabinet members too.
With all the killings in Omoku,Ogoni land,Kalabari and Ikwerre land sponsored by this government,yet these religious rascals deem it fit to confer him with such title.

I'm not surprised after all the bling bling Orits did worse things during the era of that drunken master from the Niger Delta.

If you like insult me for saying the truth the way it is.
PoliticsRe: Muslim Brotherhood Plotting To Bomb Banks, Barracks, Prisons – Lai Mohammed by hatchy: 9:31am On Feb 11, 2017
seunny4lif:
E no concern me cool cool cool
North again abi
Even the Bible said it in the book of Malachi "Fear North"
BusinessRe: What Business Can I Start With 100k Please by hatchy: 12:20pm On Jan 29, 2017
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You no see say na only 100k the guy say him get, by the time you collect consultation fee and all the small small money that you will eventually come up with for him to pay you, what else will be left to start the business na!

Simply give that your advice here in the forum so that others can also tap from it and stop speaking too much grammar.

Wayo consultant everywhere.

HealthRe: what Test Can I Do To Ensure I Am Still Alive Apart From HIV Test? by hatchy: 11:53pm On Jan 18, 2017
The effect of dexacotin,feed fine,super appetite and all those drugs that make you add weight.

You will develop round face and add weight but the effect of the drug is not good at all. It also reduce your immune system.
PoliticsRe: Oby Ezekwesili Reacts To IDP Camp Bombing Mistake (PHOTOS by hatchy: 12:12am On Jan 18, 2017
So the IDP camp was bombed by the Army and the news was under reported by all these "brown envelope" journalists and copy and paste bloggers.

Una power dey only show where MMM dey.

MMM have been giving all of you sleepless nights since time immemorial.
God is watching!
Foreign AffairsRe: ECOWAS Issues Last Warning To President Jammeh Ahead Of Barrow's Swear-in by hatchy: 3:40pm On Jan 17, 2017
I thought Adaka Borrow is late and buried decades ago.How come he is to be sworn in a President of Gambia.

All these Niger Delta militant sef...
One day Tompolo go be President of Kenya. grin
FamilyRe: Help, My Husband Dresses Like An Old Man, I Don't Find Him Sexy. by hatchy: 6:39pm On Jan 08, 2017
lestat:
Now, this is the thing... Nobody cares, nobody was there when you said your vows so why should anyone give a single fúck?
Madam take your issues to a counselor or the divorce court if you are too brain dead to work things out.
I mean I have seen couples have issues over more serious matters like finances, infidelity, abuse but this ?
You need a psychologist

GTFO
Must you display your stupidity and how poorly brought up in a public domain like this?

This forum i supposed is for matured minds and not for kids like you who are fortunate to lay their hand on phone that has internet to talk rubbish here.

Seun should as a matter of urgency sensor these kids in this forum.
Enough of all these childish comments here.

Over and out!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye Still General Overseer Of RCCG, But Stepped Down As Nigerian Overseer by hatchy: 3:00pm On Jan 07, 2017
iambabaG:
Who he epp?
How has his reign helped Nigeria in any way??
Stepping down as national overseer because the naira is weakhuh

You don't fool me by dressing in your "oversized suit" that doesn't show humility that your gullible worshippers attribute to you.

Africans can't just relinquish power totally.. i weep for the future of Christianity!!
Very childish and stupid comment.

This shows the kind of home where you are brought up.

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