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Crime › Re: Skye Bank Manager Who Stole N200m, Gets N100k Fine by hatchy: 6:12pm On Jul 05, 2017
Nigeria is a funny place and the only place on earth where crime pays para-para.

Militants are given amnesty,paid huge sums and awarded contracts.
Kidnappers are given amnesty.
Government give amnesty to known cultists who have unleashed terror to the citizens.
There is a bill sponsored by the legislative Assembly to grant amnesty to looters.
The Judiciary is the most corrupt arm of government. Just commit any crime and bribe your way to freedom.
In Nigeria, nobody is punished for crime except you don't know the right button to press.

This man have shared part of the loot with the trial judge.

Nigeria is completely finished!
Politics › Re: For How Long Can Nigeria Wait For A President Who Is Incapacitated?- Ayo Fayose by hatchy: 6:02pm On Jul 05, 2017
Dead men don't talk,they belong to the dead.

Something tells me that the inevitable has happened.
We have to look up to those alive to govern us please.
Autos › Re: Production Of Gasoline Cars Ends In 2025, Nigeria In Trouble by hatchy: 12:24pm On Jul 05, 2017
Maka why mana?

"We will not take it"

So how I want take run my gen eehn?

The bad roads in the city,even my village roads no good for the computer motor.
Which is to say that Nigerians will go back to the 15th century mode of transportation using donkey and horses.

Chai! Oyibo don go far leave us centuries behind. We still dey struggle to overcome fuel scarcity.
Christianity Etc › Re: Mbaka Raises Alarm About Buhari's Life & Current Situation Of Things by hatchy: 10:36am On Jul 05, 2017
What evidence does he or anyone need again to proof that Buhari is dead.


According to reports,he died on Saturday night /Sunday morning at 2:22am Nigeria time and that was the reason his wife Aisha left for London on Sunday in a hurry.
The northern elites are putting up every strategy to make one of their own the President, that's the reason they tried to make Saraki President on Tuesday.
Remember Fayose said he was on life support last week,that is true but unfortunately Buhari didn't make it.

This country may experience a major crises from the recent happenings.The end of Nigeria seem to be near....

God save us all.
Politics › Re: Restructuring Can Strengthen Nigeria’s Unity—ibb by hatchy: 10:19am On Jul 05, 2017
Please Babangida should go and die after all he is the Chief architect of the modern problems ranging from corruption, nepotism, religious bigotry,Suspicion amongs regions and political hubahuba that we experience in this country.

Is it not in your regime that corruption was legalized that led to where we are today.
No electricity, good roads,industries, basic health care,Youth unemployment.Hunger in the land in the midst of plenty.

God will punish all of you who have destroyed my generation.
Politics › Re: Senators Call For Senate President, Saraki Be Made President by hatchy: 10:07am On Jul 05, 2017
The senate is the problem we have in Nigeria.90% of corruption is from the National Assembly and the senate in particular.
Saraki is seriously positioning himself to the presidency since the unannounced demise of Buhary on Saturday night but this will tear down this country if he goes ahead with his plans with his Northern brothers and southern collaborators.

The end is near....God save us from imminent breakdown of law and order which could culminate to civil war.
Politics › Re: 150 Nigerians Killed In Cross River Communal Clash by hatchy: 9:49am On Jul 05, 2017
The black man is a backward race and will continue to be so till eternity since he continued to kill,maim and even cannibalize his own up to this point in 21st century. The community is even related going by their names(Wani...) just like Aguleri and Umuleri. The world is moving faster and faster leaving the black race behind yet we equate ourselves with the real humans.

Tufiakwa!
Politics › Re: I'm Afraid Abuja Might Turned To Desert If The North Underestimate The South by hatchy: 12:41am On Jul 05, 2017
Who murdered English grammar like this for God sake..ehnn?

Romance › Re: 7 Features Women Secretly Find Attractive In Men by hatchy: 10:59am On Jul 04, 2017
The last one is very very true.I have some kind of big butt and this gets ladies crazy.They like to feel it and those who can't get close to doing so always tell me that I have a female kind of butt and i can see it in their inner most eyes how they fantasize about it.

Women sef..
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh: "There Is No Excuse Under The Face Of The Earth To Hit A Woman" by hatchy: 6:24pm On Jul 03, 2017
Shatap! Why won't I beat any woman that push my mother down?

Continue pushing other people's mother down and expect the man to clap for you and pour wine to cheer you. Oye ara!
Business › Re: The High Rate Of Business Closing Down Here In Porthacourt by hatchy: 11:21am On Jul 03, 2017
Not only shops but houses,the entire property market have fallen.In my area Woji,Port Harcourt, you hardly see a vacant shop on the road or 1/2 bedroom flat in the past no matter how poorly constructed they may be.

This is the effect of the economic recession as people don't have money to move or hire new places.Jobs are lost on daily basis and no money to pay rent therefore leading to the property market crash.

Its everywhere and not just port Harcourt.
Politics › Re: Breaking News: Northern Elders Forum Chairman Is Dead by hatchy: 11:07am On Jul 03, 2017
Nnamdi Cownu's prayer is beginning to take effect. Abeg Pharaoh let this people go make we rest before more deaths visit the Aboki enclaves like never before.

Don't call me Afonja o before i send Amadioha to strike you dead.
Politics › Re: Ghosts Frustrating Me In Benue- Gov Ortom. by hatchy: 11:00am On Jul 03, 2017
This wheelbarrow governor don start again.Why can you make the state economically viable other than complaining. Benue is the food basket, invest in agriculture and generate more money for salaries and capital projects that is why the people voted for you instead of looking for ways to retire civil servants whose meager salary is nothing in today's economy.
Politics › Re: Middle Belt Won’t Follow North If Nigeria Splits – Jerry Gana by hatchy: 10:35am On Jul 03, 2017
Prof Gana If suddenly the country is balkanized, The Sahel Arewa republic, Oduduwa Republic, Biafra Republic, Atlantic Republic, you and your middle belt still want to retain Nigeria, Haba mana!

Prof are you under a spell?
Why cant you and your people find your own level,eehn!

Please look for the black goat while its still day time o.
A word is enough for the wise.
Politics › Re: Winifred Igbokwe Weds Mofesomo Tayo-Oyetibo In Lagos (Photos) by hatchy: 9:33pm On Jul 01, 2017
chibuzorAbia:
Wo! You no sabi anything, better find your level. The way your richer in-laws will humiliate you en?

They will feed you with enough disrespect and disregard you will regret your daughter or son married them. In fact they will dehumanise you.

You think rich people are stupid and they don't know you are chasing after their wealth. Just pray that there is harmony between the couples otherwise you, the poor in-laws are in for serious disgrace.

Oga find your level!
Your comment just exposed how stupidity and poverty mentality runs in your linage. I don't expect non entities and low self esteem people like you to be my in-laws for whatever reason.

You can't aim to be rich and live in a mansion in Lekki while you have a mentality of one that lives in a Batcher.
Politics › Re: Winifred Igbokwe Weds Mofesomo Tayo-Oyetibo In Lagos (Photos) by hatchy: 9:00pm On Jul 01, 2017
The rich marry the rich.Big man talk to Big man.

My Son will surely marry from Buhari's family while my first dota will marry to Dangotes.
Politics › Re: SET BACK For Kanu As One Major Ethnic Group Denounce Biafra by hatchy: 5:58pm On Jul 01, 2017
One tribe after another,that is how they will disassociate themselves from the Chief Scammer.
Even his hometown have denied him yet these senseless Ipob youths won't see him as a scammer that he is.

Next week all the youth leaders from the Niger Delta will converge in Port Harcourt to discuss and issue a communique regarding Cownu and his Ipob youths continuous inclusion of the region in his Biafra agitation project.
Culture › Re: 5 Facts You Probably Didn’t Know About The Efik People by hatchy: 5:43pm On Jul 01, 2017
Humans migrated from Africa to other parts of the globe. We blacks are never proud of our heritage that is why every tribe that have a missing link or can't trace his origin in Nigeria claim to be of Jewish tribe.
All these tribes are offshoot of a major black tribe with flat nose and deep voice in the deep Congo region except the Fulani nomadic tribe whose identity is very obvious from shape of their nose(pointed).

@Topic;
The Efiks are the most friendly people in this country who don't like stressing himself. He is contented with the little he have,hence other tribe that invade his home place term him lazy,a complete fallacy.
I still have the plans of buying a place of abode in the peaceful city of Calabar.
Thumbs up Calabarians!
Crime › Re: Policeman Goes Berserk, Shoots Self, Threatens To Kill Cp by hatchy: 3:29pm On Jul 01, 2017
Mental fitness test should be carried out periodically on these men in black because a whole lot of them are mentally unstable to serve the public with a lethal weapon.

Too many drunkards and criminals hiding under the black uniform to commit crime. Even their Ogas in the office are not exempted because that is the apex of corruption in the police service.
Music/Radio › Re: I Need A List Of Reputable Musicians You Can Easily Play Where Kids Are!! by hatchy: 12:22pm On Jul 01, 2017
Duncan Mighty is the bomb.
Duncan plays songs that inspires.
His songs revolves round family, hard time turned good and words of advice.

Many Nigerian artist just sing because they can lay their hands on guitar and band and then they rush to studio to play jargon to make money.
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Rejected Luxury Cars From IPOB Worldwide, Prefers 2010 Toyota Sienna by hatchy: 4:04am On Jul 01, 2017
The human mind is like a computer hard disk, it can be formatted and another program written or installed on it.
Nnamdi Cownu knows how to format the minds of these Ipob guys and they believe everything he says.
Many of them are ready to jump into the Lagoon or inside furnace if he so command them to do so.

Tufiakwa!
Health › Re: Japan Gives Nigeria 31 Ambulances by hatchy: 3:57am On Jul 01, 2017
Instead of building industries and transferring technology to us they are giving ambulance.

Japan is one Asian country that is too stingy and racist. Anyway the ambulances will be looted by those in power so what's the point.
Health › Re: Japan Gives Nigeria 31 Ambulances by hatchy: 3:57am On Jul 01, 2017
Instead of building industries to provide jobs and transferring technology to us they are giving ambulance.

Japan is one Asian country that is too stingy and racist. Anyway the ambulances will be looted by those in power so what's the point.
Politics › Re: Barefooted Nnamdi Kanu Kneels & Prays To gods In Anambra To Restore Biafra (Pic) by hatchy: 9:23pm On Jun 30, 2017
Your mumu never do?
How much money did the like translate into since then?

Kids all over this forum..
Yeye dey smell.

Politics › Re: Barefooted Nnamdi Kanu Kneels & Prays To gods In Anambra To Restore Biafra (Pic) by hatchy: 9:15pm On Jun 30, 2017
The supreme Leader of the Igbos,Igwe 1,The Ogadagidi 1,The Chief Scammer 1 of Biafra....
continue deceiving these senseless ones who will die because you asked them to do so meanwhile your own family are resident in the UK.

Finally he's gradually making himself a demigod.
Crime › Re: Man Caught Making Love To Neighbour’s Teen Daughter Inside Parents’ Room by hatchy: 5:58pm On Jun 30, 2017
Chai! This girl can lie for Africa o.
She have been enjoying that thing with Ubani since time immemorial but were unlucky that very day.

Poor boy.your own don gas.enjoy prison beans small.
Christianity Etc › Re: "Deeper Life Ejects 16-Year-Old Girl From Premises For Worshiping With RCCG" by hatchy: 5:22pm On Jun 30, 2017
hisgrace090:
Let's hope its not true.
If it's true what will happen?
You go commit suicide?
Politics › Re: Anambra State Breaks Out From Biafra: "Nnamdi Kanu Is Small Boy Fooling Himself" by hatchy: 5:08pm On Jun 30, 2017
Well done Joe Igbokwe.

We shall keep educating these bigots till they grow some brain.

Ndigbo in Nigeria: History is my witness by Joe Igbokwe.

A few days ago a friend, patriot and a committed Nigerian, Emmanuel Majebi reminded me of the tragedy of looking the way and keeping quiet by men who should know better in times of crisis. He reminded me of the calamity that will befall a society or nation when real men choose to be neutral in times of great moral crisis. He reminded me that evil triumph in every society when good and thinking men do nothing. Hear Emmanuel: "The story is usually told of how Years after the devastation of Germany in WW2 ... There was a meeting of German eggheads ... And the question was how did it come to pass that a nation that produced Great Thinkers like Friederich Nietzsche. Karl Max ...Albert Einstein....Bruno Bauer. Friederich Engels... Etc ..etc...get seized and goaded into ultimate destruction by a looney like Hitler... Who was not even originally German but Austrian!!!! The thinkers came up with the conclusion that complacency and indifference until it became too late ... Was the main cause!"
A.J.P Taylor captured it succinctly when the German war machines crumbled in 1945 when he said: "The real problem of German history is why so few of the educated recognized Hitler as the embodiment of evil."
The blame was put squarely on the inability of the German political class and the elite to rise up to the challenges of Hitler and his collaborators. The consequences of their inability to call a spade a spade resulted in the death of 20 million people and the massive destruction of property worth several billions of dollars. The rest is now history!
Before 2015 and after the 2015 general elections I had a running battle with the some Igbo writers and opinion builders both at home and abroad on the choice of words they throw to the public space. I reminded them those of them living outside Nigeria that they creating millions of enemies for our people living and doing businesses outside Igboland. I was abused as a sellout, a saboteur, and betrayer. Nnamdi Kanu's Radio Biafra was there and is still there as I write this spewing and spreading hate, ethnic bigotry and primordial tendencies with reckless abandon.
I did not see Ohaneze, Ndigbo Lagos, Aka Ikenga and other Igbo political class rising up to say enough is enough. The brigandage continued unabated until the Arewa Youths of the North responded in their way a few weeks back and hell was let loose.
Yes, the Arewa Youths flouted the Nigerian Constitution by asking Igbo to quit their territory. Yes, the Arewa youths took laws into the hands. Yes, the Arewa Youths response was reckless and totally unacceptable but has anybody taken mental notice of the abuse and uncensored choice of words used on the person of the President and Northern Nigerians by some Igbo at home and abroad? Why did our leaders keep quiet in the face of these provocative statements and abuse? Why did they not care about others in Nigeria? Why did it not bother them? Why was Nnamdi Kanu not called to order? Did they address any press conference calling for the censure of hate speeches and abuse of others who are different from us?
The same Igbo leaders who could not speak when elders are supposed to speak were the ones visiting Nnamdi Kanu in prison taking pictures with him. Now, what signals are we sending to other Nigerians who are not Igbo? Can you see what I am seeing? Can you add two and two to get four? Can you see that Arewa Youths ran away with the thinking that those who are abusing and cursing them got an endorsement from Igbo leaders? The evil spirits visited in the night and the child died in the morning and you are still waiting for the proof of what happened. What the Arewa youths did is to practice what political scientists call the balance of terror, a balance of abuse, the balance of hate, a balance of ethnic bigotry and balance of primordial sentiments.
It was when the Arewa Youths reacted the way they did that Igbo suddenly remembered that they have investments worth trillions of Naira outside Igboland. It was then that former Governor Kwankwaso reminded Igbo that they are occupying the size of South East in the North. It was then that it dawned on Igbo and other Nigerians that we need one another. It was then that we started looking into our Constitution. It was then that Igbo leaders started speaking out. It was then that they realized that hate speech can cause war because war starts by hot exchange of words. It was then that it dawned on Igbo that while it is easy for Northerners to quickly vacate the South East it may not be too easy for Igbo to move their physical assets out of the North. It is impossible. It was then that we realized that nobody has a monopoly hate language.
We are gradually witnessing what happened in Biafra from 1967 to 1970 when patriots and genuine Igbo leaders who offered alternative views to Ojukwu then were branded as saboteurs and tied to the stake and gunned down. Zik, C C Onoh and Professor Enegere of the University of Nigeria Nsukka confirmed this to me. God forbid. We are in the age of ideas and the age of learning. May the voices of the uneducated, unlettered, and the uncivilized in Igbo land do not swallow the voices of reason, hope, truth, and life. Before the declaration of Biafra on 30th of May 1967 at the then Eastern House of Assembly all the bonafide leaders in Igbo land were seated. More than 80% of the people in that hallowed Chamber rose up for Biafra and it came to pass.
Now if we want Biafra again 50 years after everything must be debated, Mark my words. Let us call for the debate and let the intelligentsia and those who can add two and two together to get four go to speak for Igbo land. A lot is at stake in Nigeria, and I do not want Igbo to lose again.
I agree 100% that Igbo have suffered systemic, organized, structured and official marginalization in Nigeria but let us go into constructive and civilized engagement to redress the imbalance. For us to do this we need to play better politics by working with other Nigerians. I have a reason why Igbo should see Nigeria as their country. There is no other country in the world where the Igbo language is spoken. Yoruba have three million of their kinsmen and women in Benin Republic. The language spreads to Liberia, and even up to West Indies. The Hausa-Fulani have their kinsmen and women in Mali, Niger, and even up to Saudi Arabia etc. If there is serious crisis in Nigeria they can move. Igbo have no outlet anywhere in the world. You cannot plant and another will come and harvest. You cannot build and another will come and occupy.
Now what is the way forward? Igbo should stop persecution complex, marginalization complex, defeatist syndrome, leadership complex, and what Prof Ozodi Osuji will call selfish sense of superiority and paranoid grandiosity. We can do better than this. Nnamdi Kanu' Biafra project will not fly in the 21st Century. Igbo must see Nigeria as their own where they have invested trillions to build. We are all Nigerians. Given my experiences in Nigeria and Igboland we may not be able to live as one in one country. I am a living witness of what happened when Enugu was carved out of the old Anambra State. I am a living witness how Ebonyi State always join the North when issues concerning South East are put to vote at the National Assembly. I am a living witness when former Governor Orji of Abia State sacked all civil servants from Anambra, Imo, Ebonyi and Enugu from the State civil service. Catholic Diocese of Ahiara Mbaise cannot accept the man is from Anambra State as their Bishop. An Anambra man Mr. Cletus Ibeto who bought the Nkalagu Cement Factory cannot start operation because the bigots feel an Anambra man cannot buy and own Nkalagu Cement Factory. This is the country the small boy Nnamdi wants me to be part of. Let common sense prevail even though I know common sense is not common. Case Rested!
Joe Igbokwe
Politics › Re: Anambra State Breaks Out From Biafra: "Nnamdi Kanu Is Small Boy Fooling Himself" by hatchy: 4:38pm On Jun 30, 2017
Hahahahaha! E don dey happen. I said it,yes I said it that a time shall come when they will begin to fight themselves. The Anambra man will claim more Igbo than the Igbos from IMO,Abia and other Igbo states.
Even if the so called Biafra is achieved,they will not last up to two years before they will experience unprecedented implosion worse than what is seen in South Sudan today.

Just imagine the small boy Nnamdi Kanu of Umuahia,Abia state(not even real Igbo) issuing directives and order to the real Igbos.

In Orubebe's voice " WE WILL NOT TAKE IT"
Politics › Re: Court Fines Sahara Reporters N4bn For Saraki Libel by hatchy: 9:56pm On Jun 29, 2017
CROWNWEALTH019:
God bless the judiciary the last hope of the common man
Which last hope? The judiciary is the most corrupt arm of government in this country where justice is sold to the highest bidder.

Why didn't Saraki take the case to any other court outside Ilorin.This is exactly how Nyesom Wike gets his judgment through courts in port Harcourt by inducement.

I trust them,another court in Lagos or Abuja will quash that Yeye judgment as soon as the judge received his own share of Ghana must go pack with local and hard currency.

The judiciary stinks!

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