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Politics › Re: Ambassador Frank Efeduma's Son Is Dead (Photos) by hatchy: 7:17am On Jun 22, 2017
AnonyNymous:
undecided undecided tf are you sayinghuh? abeg try get small sense
Which sense? This people can't do a thing like that,after all the family is rich already and well known unlike others,thats my insinuation.
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye: Recall Process Begins As INEC Receives 6 Bags Containing Signatures by hatchy: 3:52pm On Jun 21, 2017
DINOsaur MeLie you brought this upon yourself for being too loud mouthed all the time.
Now he will be looking for a way out.

I wish other constituency will take a cue from this and recall all these lagislooters who are in Abuja just for their own selfish interests.
Politics › Re: Etisalat Destroyed Itself By Choosing Buhari Over Jonathan – Reno Omokri by hatchy: 3:19pm On Jun 21, 2017
Those who lost the election have all accepted it in good faith and all gone home,even the "we shall not take it" man, including Asari Dokubo the loud mouth who threatened ammagedon should Jonathan loose have all moved on yet you are still bittered.

Rino please try get some sense na,accept defeat and go back and re strategize instead of spewing trash all the time.
Crime › Re: Kidnapper Evans Was A GTBank Major Customer - Wife Reveals by hatchy: 3:01pm On Jun 21, 2017
Make una leave this Evans matter alone na.
Why can't we hear any other news than Evans this,Evans that eehn.
After all to own an account is not a crime and the bank should not be held responsible for his crime.

Please someone should tell me if our President is back,I dreamt of him last night and the dream no good at all all.....the man just wear boxing gloves and one oversized boxers and very very skinny.

In your minds eye just visualize how him go look like.
Family › Re: Ghanaian Man With 100 Children Proposes To His Own Daughter Mistakenly. Photos by hatchy: 2:53pm On Jun 21, 2017
There is no way he can be the biological father to all the children because the women must dey shine Kongo outside after all him don old and no amount of Alamo bitters or Baby oku can recharge his transformer to the status of a young man.

Fear "North"..... mba fear Women.
Politics › Re: Ambassador Frank Efeduma's Son Is Dead (Photos) by hatchy: 11:15am On Jun 21, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Nice one.


His father used him for sacrifice to get this ambassadorial appointment
I know this family too well.Nothing is impossible going by the way people crave for wealth and fame.
Politics › Re: Why Amaechi Is Angry, Criticizes Me – Wike by hatchy: 11:18pm On Jun 20, 2017
CROWNWEALTH019:
Wike is far better than amaechi...
In what ways,service delivery or what?

Wike's governance is characterized with so much shedding of blood and general insecurity. No tangible project to point to.Forget the politics Osinbajo played by calling him "Mr project" which could as well mean yeye projects like the amusement park he built.

Amaechi did so much in structural development in River State from world class primary schools equipped with computers and modern facilities to health care centers which are built in every nooks and crannies of Rivers State .He also build world class stadium,dualized many roads and built new ones.Developed a master plan for a new port Harcourt city hired thousands of teachers and doctors,built farms and so many other things that brought back the glory of port Harcourt.
Politics › Re: "Shut Up Or I Expose Your Wife", Amaechi Threatens Wike by hatchy: 7:16pm On Jun 20, 2017
obataokenwa:
I don't know if it's only me that notices... If you see Amaechi talk, you see a human being that behaves like agric fowl. No single decorum at all.
Of course you are the only one,because you refused to stop taking that "stuff" now you have become delusional.

Quit before they put you in chains and take you to the psychiatric hospital.
Christianity Etc › Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by hatchy: 6:51pm On Jun 20, 2017
IamaNigerianGuy:
This is not a miracle. It is a phenomenon well documented in the medical literature. It has happened before and will happen again.

The patient was mistakenly diagnosed as deceased after what was probably a cardiac arrest. He in all likelihood had spontaneous resumption of cardiac and circulatory activity. The technical term is ROSC
"A patient is not dead until he is warm and dead" is what you are taught in emergency medicine courses because cold preserves the vital organs and can allow recovery later.

In 19th century Europe and America , there were so many cases of people mistakenly thought dead who woke up, that a practice was established of keeping the 'corpse' in a room for 24 to 48 hours with a bell beside him/her. Friends and relatives would gather expectantly waiting with hope. If he awoke he was supposed to ring the bell.
That is the origin of the term 'wake keeping'
Only the foolish says there is no God.

Continue in your foolishness thinking you are brilliant.
Politics › Re: Buhari Suffers Speech Impairment In London, Cabal Caused Igbo Quit Notice - SR by hatchy: 6:38pm On Jun 20, 2017
Bakerdav:
Why are you pple wishing the man dead,with all this rumour, you better find better work to do
Just imagine what you wrote here.You don't make any sense with this kind of write up.

As far as i know,what the citizens are asking is that Mr Buhari shouldn't die in power rather he should resign and hand over to his deputy so that he can take care of his health which is mainly as a result of age.
It was not easy for young Obama and Jonathan who suddenly developed gray hair due to stress of leadership not to talk of a man of Buhari's age.

We should keep sentiment apart and ask for his resignation so as to save this country from impending calamity as a result of power struggle.
Health › Re: Federal Government Lists 9 Places Where Smoking Is Prohibited by hatchy: 3:34pm On Jun 17, 2017
CROWNWEALTH019:
Them wan even make laws to kill the joys of the common man
The joy of the common man is smoking cigarettes? Just listen to yourself my dear.
Nigerians are very difficult people to manage.We like to do things upside down and that is why things that work in other countries don't work here.
In Nigeria people trade on the railway lines,people defecate in the open without minding,we don't use designated places like bus stop,in places like port Harcourt,taxis are not painted for easy identification,safety and uniformity. When ever government decides to enforce these rules we are the first to shout that government doesn't consider the poor masses. How can one risk his life trading on the highway, rail lines,not using seat belts,lifebouy jackets in places of water transport yet we blame government when avoidable disaster happen.

I don't know why the British gave us independent in a hurry a left because we were never ripe to govern ourselves.
Politics › Re: Umahi & Obasanjo Honoured By Governor Ortom In Benue State by hatchy: 8:03am On Jun 11, 2017
Wheelbarrow Governor.

I hope he didn't donate some to these distinguished men?
Pets › Re: Dog Loses Police Job, Becomes Governor’s Companion by hatchy: 11:37am On Jun 09, 2017
This can only happen in the western world.
The dog would have served as good delicacy if it were in this part of the world.
Hmmmm...poor dog. You need to see how dogs are killed, the kind of treatment meted to it and the agony before it is prepared for consumption.
Politics › Re: "FG Let Igbos Go": Northern Youths Call ECOWAS, AU, UN For Hastened Referendum by hatchy: 10:46pm On Jun 08, 2017
Trut:
That's a GOODEST news to Biafrans. ECOWAS, AU & UN should fast track the referendum biko.
Why then are the same Igbos agitating for a Biafran state adamant to leave.They are now calling on the same Zoo security agents to arrest those behind the declaration.
Igbos will be the last to leave the North even if you repeat the 1967 pogrom,so far their money and investments are there they'll rather die than leave the region.

I never see this kin people.
Crime › Re: Five Killed In Mozambique 'for Being Bald' by hatchy: 8:56pm On Jun 08, 2017
I have always said it that Africans are sub humans.Black Africans kill and maim its own like ants.Life have little or no value in the black continent of Africa,even in this 21st century people still murder their fellow humans for money rituals.
The questions I ask often time is;which central bank printed the money and with which serial number that these ritualists expect the money to come from.
Being an albino,hunch or having bald head is big catch for those in search of ritual money.
God save Africa from it self destructive beliefs.
Politics › Re: Defiant Northern Groups Insist North Will Not Be In Same Country With Igbo by hatchy: 6:19pm On Jun 08, 2017
Which one do we believe now?

Instead of Igbos to see this as an opportunity to actualize their dream country, they are calling on security agents to arrest the spokesman of the Arewa youths congress,the same security agents they berates in.time past as zoo..
This should be a challenge to the Biafrans instead of pleading for arrest. This is to tell you that the Biafra thing is a scam by a few individuals headed by Nnamdi Kanu to enrich himself.
Joe Igbokwe sounded it loud and clear not long ago about this huge scam called Biafra...

Three months is just around the corner... let's see who will loose and gain from this project.
Romance › Re: Imo Brothels Raise Task Force To Sanitise Prostitution by hatchy: 3:14pm On Jun 08, 2017
We too have our own union.

National Union of Olosho patronizers. (NUOPa) Ekiti state branch. grin
Politics › Re: Quit Notice On Igbos: Arewa Youths Make U-turn, Call For Peace Meeting by hatchy: 1:53pm On Jun 08, 2017
Na wao! Igbo people can fear no be small. Ordinary quit notice,all of them have been panicking pleading with the zoo security agents to intervene and save them from eminent massacre.

I had already invited my friends to come and make merry with me on Saturday evening because of this quit notice because the south east will finally have their Biafra and we in the Niger Delta will forge our own. But now the party is cancelled because the fear fear Igbos went behind to plead with Arewa youths.

Chai! Biafra has become a mirage again after fifty Years.
Politics › Re: Quit Notice On Igbos: Arewa Youths Make U-turn, Call For Peace Meeting by hatchy: 1:53pm On Jun 08, 2017
Na wao! Igbo people can fear no be small. Ordinary quit notice,all of them have been panicking and pleading with the zoo security agents to intervene and save them from eminent massacre.

I had already invited my friends to come and make merry with me on Saturday evening because of this quit notice because the south east will finally have their Biafra and we in the Niger Delta will forge our own. But now the party is cancelled because the fear fear Igbos went behind to plead with Arewa youths.

Chai! Biafra has become a mirage again after fifty Years.
Politics › Re: Breaking: Maiduguri Under Attack - Vigil360 by hatchy: 9:28pm On Jun 07, 2017
How did we find ourselves in midst of these animals for God sake!
Killing in the name of one useless god that is blood thirsty all the time.

What started like a religious sect have now grown to become an uncontrollable monster with killings, kidnapping,bombing and maiming as its objective.
Crime › Re: Two Men Gang-Rape 13-Year-Old Girl Inside Cherubim & Seraphim Church In Lagos by hatchy: 5:52pm On Jun 07, 2017
Taaaa! That is not rape at all.This girl have been doing this kind of thing for a while now if not how come she followed two boys and they asked(forced) her to remove her pant,bent down doggy style which she complied.
There were caught in the act and now turned it to rape,something the parties involved were all enjoying.
One have be careful the way you allow some of these teenagers come close to you because they can even tear your boxers seeking for sex because most of them are exposed to pornography too early and when caught in the act will claim you rape them,while some will be coerced by their parents to claim being raped which they have no option than obey.
Hmmmm...poor boys,una own don be.
Kirikiri loading....
Politics › Re: Ohanaeze Ndigbo Slams Arewa Youths For Ordering Igbos Out Of North by hatchy: 4:51pm On Jun 07, 2017
Emmahunk:
He who fetches ant - infested firewood should be ready to play host to the lizard. I have warned countless times about this our so called Biafran agitation but earned names like saboteur and the like. Now, we are just realizing that it must involve shedding innocent blood and forfeiting properties all over the Country.
I am waiting and watching.
Tell them my dear.Those who haven't even heard the sound of ordinary AK47 talk less of artillery are drumming for war.If only they will learn from war ravaged countries like Syria, South Sudan,Liberia Central African Republic, Yugoslovia etc they won't talk much.
Much of those shouting and making the loudest noise are illiterates and artisans who have nothing to loose in terms of businesses and fixed assets should any civil war broke out again.
Politics › Re: Ohanaeze Ndigbo Slams Arewa Youths For Ordering Igbos Out Of North by hatchy: 4:36pm On Jun 07, 2017
The North is not like the south east Ipob that issues empty treats. If nothing is done by security agencies and leaders from the two regions especially the north to douse this tension,then know that another violence will be unleashed against the Igbos living in the North.
The igbos have much to loose as they have much of their business concern and fixed assets in the north if this treat is carried out and nothing much to loose by the northerners who doesn't build any structure or serious fixed asset in igboland.

The igbos gra gra has become too much which necessitated the call for this ultimatum by the northerners. Nobody or region has monopoly of violence as we all need each other in this country.
Politics › Re: Wike Celebrates Real Madrid's Champions League Victory In Port-Harcourt (Photos) by hatchy: 3:33pm On Jun 07, 2017
Confused and unserious governor going to far away Europe to watch football which has nothing to do with his state with tax payers money while his state boils in daily killings and beheading.

Wike has done nothing tangible in his two years of ruling Rivers State as a governor. He is a loud mouth like his colleague in the south west,Fayoshe.

River state has become the most dangerous place to live on earth after Syria and Mosul,Iraq due to the ineptitude of one tout of a governor. People live in constant fear because you never can tell if your life will be snuffed out by dare devil cultists,kidnapers and armed robbers who parade everywhere unchallenged both in the city and rural communities.

The once peaceful city made possible by the Amechi's administration is completely no where to be found again.

I pity those hailing him because time will tell.
Politics › Re: Wike Celebrates Real Madrid's Champions League Victory In Port-Harcourt (Photos) by hatchy: 3:27pm On Jun 07, 2017
Confused and unserious governor. going to far away Europe to watch football which has nothing to do with his state with tax payers money while his state boils in daily killings and beheading.

Wike has done nothing tangible in his two years of ruling Rivers State as a governor. He is a loud mouth like his colleague in the south west,Fayoshe.

River state has become the most dangerous place to live on earth after Syria and Mosul,Iraq due to the ineptitude of one tout of a governor.

I pity those hailing him because time will tell.
Romance › Re: Female Corper's Huge Backside Got People Talking On Instagram (Photo) by hatchy: 2:14pm On Jun 07, 2017
What is here to talk about?
I was expecting to see a truck load of nyash.

I just wasted my data to open this crap.
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Repents, Says She No Longer Places Curses On People's Head! by hatchy: 2:06pm On Jun 07, 2017
No reasonable man or woman will continue doing same thing after spending time in Nigerian jail. Even Nnamdi Kanu have changed his modus operandi, now friendly and diplomatic in his choice of words.

Good for you Kemi at least prison have helped shape your life and reset your brain to NORMAL.
Business › Re: Globacom Boss, Adenuga, Eyes Etisalat by hatchy: 7:53am On Jun 07, 2017
God forbid! Please carry your wahala and remain in Glo before you infect Etisalat that is fair in its service delivery with that rubbish disease of slow motion that bedevilled Glo for ages now.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Pleads For Death Row Nationals As Indonesia’s Top Diplomat Visits by hatchy: 10:56pm On Jun 06, 2017
Nonsense. Why plead for them when others are on their way to same country for same purpose of carrying drugs even though they know that the consequences of it is death when caught.
Believe me that 99.99% of them are from a particular region of this country denting the image of us all just because of greed and the quest to quick wealth.
Politics › Re: Melaye Caught On Tape Revealing How He Framed Suspects In His Assassination - SR by hatchy: 9:53pm On Jun 06, 2017
This DINosaur sef! Always in the news,are you the only SINator of the federal republic?

This is to tell you that he is more than corrupt yet he wrote and launched a book recently where all the known corrupt leaders like Mama piss were present called antidote for corruption instead of antidote to corruption, a caption well crafted and deliberately chosen since the author is fantastically corrupt.
Dino and controversy is like 5 n 6.
Nairaland General › Re: Lilian Adun Dies As Kitchen Gas Explodes (Photos) by hatchy: 8:50pm On Jun 06, 2017
GloriaNinja:
I HATE GAS COOKER DIE!
Why?
You must be one of those that argue that using kerosene is better that LPG.Except you are not used to modern gadgets if not It is much safer, clean and cooks faster, and cost less to use.Just apply some safe practice like locating the gas cylinder outside the kitchen. check out for leaking pipe or hose when you perceived gas around the kitchen.

R.I.P beautiful woman.

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