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@dapsin69
you lack the essential vitamins for brain development due to lack of breast feeding. u know what?i'ld do you a favor of telling you the names of the vitamins so as to look for them in the nearest phamarcy shop.they are vitamins d3 and b12, a word they say is enough for the wise. it's for your own good and your generation.i feel for you . boa sorte.

@thug life
if the joke no make sense to you,make sense to the joke.

this certain guy returned home early from his place of work only to find another guy on top of his wife. in great disappointment, he went straight to a bar to drink away his pains.meanwhile,there was a drunkard by his side watching him.

man:  damn! damn! damn! damn! damn!, damn!
(this became unbearable for the drunk as he decided to interfere)

drunk: hei mr. man! what the hell are you damning that couldn't be damned once and for all.*hisses* and says to himself, 'useless man'.

mancrying) you can't believe that i found my wife having sex with somebody else on our bed, the most painful of it is that he was doing it up in her ass.

drunkclears his throat) one day i was on a bus going to launch a new bar in mushin,after some time a strong urge to use the toilet(s**t) came. i really got crazy and decided to get out of the bus for the nearest bush.on getting into the bush to,  u know what i mean, not even a single mess came out.kai! i almost cried. after sometime again on another bus,the same urge came. i said to myself 'me i no go get out of this bus lai lai',after about 2 minutes the thing came out with full force. some people were laughing at me while some were trying to avoid me,that was the most embarrassing moment of my life.

manin serious anger) what the hell has this your story got to do with my situation?!!

drunk: that's the point! how do you want to control other people's ass if we ourselves can´t control our own?

@poster
that was incrível man, keep it up

@rebellious
too much of virtual conversation has made you nuts.you should be in the Guinness's book of record as the greatest nut case in history of man.

@poster
cool,ain't heard it before.

@rebellious
do not involve people's parents if you get stupid when yours are being referred to. okay?

@chi rose
it's not uncivil people,it's called uncivilized people.do you even know what a platform is?so hush

@rebellious
are u jelous because you ain't got no parents. sarcastica

nigerians,worldwide popularity.nairalanders,una too much but abeg make una leave this guy alone na.wetin?ah ah na wao!!zenobizenob

@poster
that eng. translation thing was cool

@rebellious
correct me na you wey be professora. tell me why naijamen go wan become 'gentlemen' to naija women like you. busy body. who u dey form for(You HAVE TO WORK ON 'EM SENTENCES).u think sey i no know you? no be you dey collect shandy for mile 2 frm bus conductors. *HISSES*

@dapsins69
you call it dumb cos dumb is ur surname.filho da puta

@tj,
man, i think you've got myopia and thatz making you really sick.good luck.

pps, which moment was the most embarrasing of your life? well, i'ld tell you mine.
i was in this salsa night club in são paulo when i was called upon on stage to play the bass guitar in one alejandro sanz song 'coracion partio'. when i was called,everyone was kind of hailing me even the beautiful morenas. i stood up, big boy and decided to jump without wanting to take the mini stairs to get on stage. on jumping my trousers suddenly divided from underneath into 2 the way mosses divided the red sea with everybody seeing that. man,OMG that was damn embarrasing.well,after i played the song,the greatest problem was returning to the table i was with my friends. just imagine for yourself how it was because i'ld not tell you the rest of it. I really got screwed that night, KAI!!

uhmn, d same person
@noetic.
man this made me laugh.
well, me i no know oooooooo

this rich fellow from one of the eastern states of the country decided to raise the first mansion in his community.
the job was later completed after 2 yrs. una men, he said as he breathed a sign of relief at the completion of the mansion. after about one week he discovered that the villagers had begun to urinate all over his fence. in anger he put, 'DO NOT URINATE HERE BY ORDER'
the villagers saw that but never stopped.
DAY 2
the man put 'DO NOT URINATE HERE, ORDER BY THE PRESIDENT'.
the villagers got annoyed'n even cleaned off the warning with the urine.
this fellow began to have many sleepness nights when the odour started affecting his health.on a very good day he thought of a plan and became very satisfied.
he simply went outside his house and placed a bill board on the fence 'URINATE HERE BY NATIVE DOCTOR'

rebellious, u know what?ñ precisa ser dificil,pode ficar infelizs.think about it,i think u'ld like it.

rebellious,u wanna join me on the dissing spree?

just pulling your legs migs, that sure was a nice joke.

keep it cool

bros, na which school u go sef? or u no do common entrance before u enter secondary school?

wtf, was that supposed to be a joke?? i think a narrative essay section should be created on nairaland. i see that u guys're scared of hurting her poor feelings by encouraging her essay. migs, keep walking, j walker.