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EndRape2:
Which one have you done, you watse your time writting a long episode


Leave people to celebrate her in peace t is her time , when your time cones Grace will find you.

YOU dont get it no body said she shouldnt celebrate, we're only talking about Nigerians overhyping the record.. like she discovered a new planet or something more outrageous... na just cook she cook, nothing special...

hammerT:
I GET A COOL BOTTLE OF MY URINE TO COOL PAINMENT.



OJUKOKORO, MAKE UNA LINE UP, I WAN PISS.

MUMU BOY... IDIOT

hammerT:
WEN YOU STOP WRITING HATEFUL COMMENT AND BEING BITTER, I WILL REMOVE THE CAPS.



FOR NOW, AS E DEY PAIN THEM , E DEY SWET US.



OJUKOKORO! ANYAOKU!

bitter on top cooking record.... ?? Record that adds no economic value to the country... nor to your life My friend go and find work to do you're really jobless...

hammerT:
SHE IS OFFICIALLY A MULTIMILLIONAIRE BY THE TIME ALL HER ENDORSEMENT CHEQUES START LANDING IN HER ACCOUNT.


HILDA MILO, HILDA INDOMIE ETC


NOW, THAT IS THE KIND OVERHYPING WE DEY PRAY TO RECIEVE.

why type in all caps.. are you high or something

we dey talk say the record is overhype.. of course we all know she will recieve endorsement whether she broke any record or not.. as long as she can cook live for people to watch, you'll get endorsements..

just stop the uncessary noise..

later you guys will be wondering why the whites Nigerians at all.. wTF

Kokoboss:
this is pure jealousy.

no its not... hes saying the truth....no be everything be jealous..you know how many people don break record wey pass this one.. imagine noise on top cooking record... wentin the holder of this records will then do.. demand their own planets...
-== Most Rubik's cubes solved on a skateboard.
=== Most blindfolded backwards standing somersaults in one minute.
=== Most keepie uppies while hanging with one hand.
===Most back wheel bike bunny hops on a bar in one minute.

reiddecuti:
Nigerian foolishness no get part 2. Always self shaming themselves and blaming the colonial master for their woe.

you hit the nail on the head.. Sadly, many Nigerians have very low IQ....

they're always blaming colonial masters for their backwardness...

not knowing that same colonial masters also colonized china and U.S... U.S and china was colonized by great Britain just like Nigeria...


you can google it... e shock me when i found out.. :

mofedamijo:
Apparently you lack comprehension. The point I made was, some glorified American universities did not make the list. I totally understand that you lack comprehension.

Also, where did I blame the United States?? What I said was, Nigeria is on 1,164 position based on the circumstances surrounding it. To whom much is given, much is expected. Nigeria has tried based on the fundings it received.

University of San Diego and University of North Florida made it to 1990+, despite University of San Diego charging as much as $30,000+ for tuition fee, and you think University of Ibadan hasn't tried. You know nothing boy.

You went ahead and gave some dumb and ridiculous comparisons. I wasn't comparing, I was stating fact.

By the way, I am done with you.....enjoy.

I lack comprehension but you lack common sense... .

The fact you compared best university in Nigeria to a scam school like san Diego shows you're dumb. For gods sake sand Diego isn't top 300 in the U.S...

That school is a scam but still shit on 99.9% of your schools .
Why not compare Ibadan to Cambridge or oxford.. ?? Abi you dey fear

A mediocre person will always look for what will make him better about himself..

mofedamijo:
You're simply emotional and irrational. I haven't been in Nigeria in the last 9 years, and I did my M.sc in the United States. I certainly would love people to trave the world.

America has over 3,000 universities and colleges, and yes, they didn't make the list.

Your level of comprehension is quite low to understand the point I made.

Let me help you nitwit. Nigeria is budgeting about $500million on 14 federal universities. University of Cambridge alone gets a budget of £2.308 billion. How can you compete with that?

That means the likes of University of Ibadan is funded with $35million compared to £2.308 billion budgeted for University of Cambridge. How can you compete with such institutions? They have the resources to hire the best brains, build the best equipments, build world class laboratories and test centres. They have the resources to build world class facilities and projects. They cam embark on any projects or research because they have the funding.

Despite all the shortcomings of Nigerian universities, they were still able to get something. That I believe is a step in the right direction.

You want to get a Ferrari result with a picanto. Get some brains boy.

You must be a nitwit. Now run along little child and play with your toys.

you talk like a 5 yr old to be honest...ill show you that youre the real kid between the both of us..


America didn't make which list..did you just hear yourself..

People that have over 300+ universities ranked in top 2000.... ?

And no America only have about 1500 verified universities ?

And saying Nigeria universities are lowly ranked because of poor funds is like saying you're aren't rich as dangote because you don't make as much money as him.. Of course..

or are you. saying fishes can't fly because they have no wings..

Is it the us fault that told your govt can't invest in it's universities?? Please stop being dumb

mofedamijo:
Some nicompoop are already complaining up there. You know why Nigeria has been stagnant? Because we don't celebrate the small wins then aspire from there.

20,000 universities were ranked from all countries around the world. Nigeria made it ti the list of 2,000 globally ranked universities and made it to 1,164, yet someone up there who probably doesn't even have a high school certificate is complaining.

Imagine Nigerian universities receiving the necessary support and funding, I am sure they will make it to to first 200.

Despite the strikes, underfunding, lack of equipments and resources, they still made the list.

So many American, Canadian, and British universities didn't make the list. I think they have done well considering the circumstances.

shut up! its more like the opposite, Nigeria are too comfortable with mediocrity... they always believe in false hope.. why they stagnant.. only 2 universities out of almost 200 universites in nigeria manage to make it to 1000+ and you're calling it a win... win in what exactly..?...


i knew you were dumb, when you said so many American, Canadian, and British universities didnt make the list... you dey whine me? na your type go dey tell people not to go to UK, that Nigeria isnt that bad....Dummy!

AmehTsaev:
The global endorsements you will attract as a Guinness book of record holder outweighs whatever money you would have gotten in the long run.

lies most guinness world record are based on luck or chance... which global endorsement will most hairy person get...lol...

MrBrownJay1:
remember, just because your father got it, doesnt mean he has to set you up in anything. thats so foolish of you to believe that he should/must.
your father's job is to raise you well, feed, clothe, educate you and basta. the fact that you believe that his money should be wasted with any kind of yeye idea you may have, is a joke. you think your father got to where he is by wasting money on kids and their yeye ideas?

someone who never worked hard to make money and invest that same money wisely, will never value money or that business. (because in your mind, if/when you fail, your father will bail you out again and again)

you father is teaching you a great lesson, yet you cant comprehend it.

shut your mouth, what stupid lesson is that... I am sure your father is poor and wretched that's why you're talking like this... will the father take the money to the grave..be careful

Angelfrost:
I agree...!

Nigerians just don't like paying taxes and utilities!

Yet, they can spend twice that amount on senseless things!

My neighbor at home hasn't paid a dime of electricity bills for months but can spend tens of thousands on generator fueling disturbing our area peace daily.

you're have no atom of sense in you.... just listen to yourself... no wonder your leaders dey kick una around like football with no direction... no get sense...

Samantha124:
I still love watching cartoons... During the festive season, you'd find me with my nephews and nieces watching cartoons... They'd even call me whenever my favourites start playing..

When I first came to Durban, my fiance subscribed three cartoon channels on his DStv specially for me, if you ask me, that's one of the most romantic things a man has ever done for me..

are you really the one on your profile... can i pm you?

GeneralPula:
My initial post, I didn’t compare SA/Nigeria..

I said SA isn’t better than Nigeria and that’s it!

SA is a good country but definitely not better than Nigeria..

My friend, close your crap....SA is clear of this shit hole... presently nigeria is on same wavelenght as sudan...

LagBlogger:
You are very sick. What kind of evil talk is this.

As sick as am ill still crush you, if you talk anyhow... My vaulence is no match for you...

ImpregnaTor:
Imagine if Nigerians were allowed to own guns like it's in the US

Will there ever been a day that we will not have heard about shooting in this country with it's current state

Dey play the ones Fulani terriost and armrobbers are doing isnt it worse ... mind you it's innocent souls that are being killed... if guns were legalized terroists and robbers will think twice before molesting innocent souls...

mmsen:
You don’t know what I have or do not have.

The more I read this forum the more I’ve come to accept that the problem with Nigeria is the people.

People move to Nigeria from Asia and thrive but Nigerians genuinely believe that being a slave in Europe is better than being a sovereign human being in Africa. It’s terrifying how foolish some (most?) of you are.

so for your mind you're a sovereign being.. Living in a jungle..

Haha, even president and elite politician who are the true sovereign being refers to be a slave in Europe because they know say Nigeria an zoo..

hoe much you a nobody... yes you're a God forsaken nobody....


an ordinary toilet washers in Europe will feed you and your entire family...

dey play just dey play ..

Robertgreene1:
Interesting...
If you tell them now..them go say u be enemy of progress...
The one wey dey vex me pass na the USA
That Country is just full of sick weirdos
A country where kids as young as 10 take sleeping pills before they can be able to sleep at night...even with all their development..and u think that country is normal?... everyone in the US must be taking one pill or d other... anxiety pills..depression pills.. eating disorder pills...and their favourite sleeping pills...where everyone walks around with a loaded gun...
In Nigeria..u will see a mad man in rags ...eating from d dustbin and begging by d roadside but will still be smiling at passer-byes
But in the US..u will see a well educated man. ..earning 6 figures..living in a comfortable home..eating good food...but d only thing that gives him joy is kidnapping..raping..toturing and killing little girls...cus a girl once turned him down in Nursery school...or cus he hated his mom ...or someone will just wake up one day and decide to go shooting school kids..crazy serial killers everywhere...that country is cursed l swear..just be watching Discovery ID channel small nd understand what I mean..

just hear yourself, for your mind yu've made sense it's better to be taking pills in America..

where the system is working than to be living in a cursed zoo where you cant even conduct simple election... even to redesign naira..

The government always scams the citizens while the citizens are busy killing themselves...

Nigeria is still lving in 1900....

you should be ashamaed of your country, your govt ARE ALWAYS RUNNING ABROAD TO CURSED COUNTRIES TAKING PILLS. without your colonial masters you will still be living in caves and wearing leaves,

... it would have been that bad.... so just shut your dirty mouth...

asala1:
It’s better to be poor in your country, where you have social support than to live illegal in a tent like this anywhere else in the world, where on one cares if you die.

see your mouth like social support...Nigerians like you are so stuppid.. they're always uick to display their ignorance.. no wonder Cows are ruling you, you dey talk social support...

mmsen:
Some will still come to this thread to shout that japa by any means is better than Naija.

Let them find out the hard way.

dey play, Just dey play, its better to have even someone sleeping under the bridge is better than you living comfortable in Nigeria...

you think say Nigeria na country... ? nah...

it's a God-forsaken Zoo... ruled by animals in human skin...

many dogs in Europe have a better life than most Nigerians...

so shut your crappy mouth up... and stop consoling yourself because you no fit get visa...

kinah:
I Av an oily skin, seriously dealing with acne and a dull skin. anyone who can help or tell me what I can do. I don't want creams or soap containing harmful chemicals
using black soap and pko for 2-3years now. note I have a sensitive skin
cc: sissy3
Dominique
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are you still dealing with acne or has it gone...

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PulaPower:
99% of other countries are worst than Nigeria atm. You’ll end up blaming yourself..

But you can go to Benin republic. Be doing Pos at Seme border. Thank me later..

its actually the reverse dey play.... You must be 12 yr old to think like this...

Rubyjade:
This is the best skill to have in 21st Nigeria

dey play...something that will soon be obsolete

Vivihay:
I'm about starting a loan shark company, hence I would like to do a test-run first here on Nairaland to see how profitable the loan business is before i go live Nationwide on my new website and app that is under construction. So the first 10 people to chat me up will be getting a loan of about 20k to 500k.
NOTE:
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I chatted you up

Mumusaphire:
Rip. We should all give kudos to emefiele for the cashless policy, but due to lack of vision, political information for selfish reasons, they accused him of intentionally suffering Nigerians. What all our politicians knew in their mind that is d best policy. During cashless policy, did we hear about kidnappings, or terrorists killing?. We want better country, yet we don't want to sacrifice. What we should all demanded for that time is, they should make sure our banks network working perfectly without any issues. I read about one guy interview in Russia, he said for d past 10 to 15 years, its been doing cashless, but came for ATM due to when they cut off banks services. So what's so hard to adapt in Nigeria.

story it was because their sponsors were all campaigning... You think they stopped because of cashless. Think again.. Election always go smoothly in the north no one gets kidnapped during their numerous campaigns... Something should ring a bell in your head..

dadabashua1:
As an Arsenal fan,the last time we won the league was almost 20 years now, should Arsenal win this league this season by God's grace,I promised to do a give away of 150k,on 3 social media platforms,50k each on those platforms, which naira land is one of, as such I'm stating it now,50k give away on this forum,for 5 persons,I know it's not much,but will be helpful to one or two persons,wishing Arsenal all the best as the season draws to a close and happy Easter to Gunners and football lovers of nairaland.

im part of the giveaway 08104231140 opay Prince benjamin

dadabashua1:
As an Arsenal fan,the last time we won the league was almost 20 years now, should Arsenal win this league this season by God's grace,I promised to do a give away of 150k,on 3 social media platforms,50k each on those platforms, which naira land is one of, as such I'm stating it now,50k give away on this forum,for 5 persons,I know it's not much,but will be helpful to one or two persons,wishing Arsenal all the best as the season draws to a close and happy Easter to Gunners and football lovers of nairaland.

... hmm

Tadadobe:
With the recent news that dollars is going to be deemphasized and might probably lose values, I'm beginning to think twice about my relocation move. My uncle that recently came back from the US gave me $5000 to do business and I initially thought about using this money to move abroad.

I'm not like an average Nigerian who get carried away with "there are good road and 99hr power supply abroad". When I travel, I'm going there to go and make money not to count ceiling and take hot picture for the Instagram and to pepper people at home.

If dollars get decentralized and $1 = about #250, thouh this development will not go well with people abroad since they'll have fear that the little they send home will no longer be able to surprise anyone, and their usual conversion strategy will no longer work. But on the other hand, this move will help people in Nigeria as there won't be that much of a difference between someone earning #500,000 in Nigeria and the one earning $3000 abroad

who is feeding you with all these lies.... that dollar will come down... im sure they're illiterates... read my lips, nothing of such is happening...

DaTruths:
For over 20 years, I keep praying for this country to get better.

But it seems either my prayers are not working, or that God cursed the people.

nothing like that brother... its simply because prayers simply doesn't work ... this world is garbage in, garbage out...with some luck involved.. you cant plant tomatoes and expect to reap apples...
think about it...

OneCandleAway:
Apc already had the support of the US.

Obama had stationed 200 marines in Ghana ready to enter Nigeria. Apc already brought in terrorist, camped them ready to start war should Jonathan refuse to hand over.
The terrorists were angry the politicians told them to leave since they weren't néeded eventually instead of settling them properly that's one of the reason for rise in terrorism.

story, story, story.... terrorism increased during APC realm... Goodluck wasnt man enough to manhandle APC... now we're stucked...

RaptorX:
He should have never conceded defeat to that Fulani terrorist pretending to be president, nothing would have happened and the terrorist would have given up contesting in 2019. The lanky terrorist would have never conceded defeat to him, so his weakness have caused irreparable damage to the nation.

Yes due to the power that sitting presidents have in Nigeria, shouldnt have conceeded defeat... he not only killed PDP at the national level, he handed the country over to terrorist.. the recent happenings shows that Jonathan was really a weak man