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All these long typing for car wey you wan thief? Cos I no believe say Naija person go stop for this rubbish if not for profit.

Kayanmata doesn't work on Oyinbo.

Bethuel2022:
There is no pleasure whatsoever in a marriage without money, moreso one with the accompanying issues mine has.

Kolanut and Alligator pepper

Itohan22:
Oh no, I'm gonna be stranded

Baby I can take you anywhere you want if your nyash is hooge.

These ones are still stuck in the past. They just freed up good income for serious drivers.

Bolt and Uber should make driver screening more stringent to weed them out.

Envious Afonjas don go pay Bloomberg to scatter Igbo man business again.

Only a foolish man will leave his fulfilled life to go labour for an ingrate till he drops dead in the name of "responsibility".

If "responsibility" is carrying another adult's load then what term can be used to qualify that other adult?



Answer: Irredeemably irresponsible.
Women are irredeemably irresponsible.

The lecturers were threatened to give good grades so they don't end up like Engr. Funsho Williams of blessed memory. Sad.

Mynd44 tilo

So that you can start claiming car co-ownership after 3 rides as the typical entitled Nigerian wey you be bah?

[quote author=Truthday post=123614828]

[s]Your hatred will see you spend rest of your life in agony and pain[/s].[/quote]Why? Because Mohammed raped a child?

Anyway, I reverse your curse upon your head and it shall fester amongst your generation and serve as a leason to your peers. Any attempts to fight it will result in your sudden unfortunate demise. Amin.

pandoragirigory:
Who killed Gulak, Chike Akunyili Samuel Ndubusi etc

Still Tinubu.

Ibkayee, fail for me sweetie.

Kharol1234:
jealousy wetin them nominate you for?

Wickedness.

Overrated bit-part nairaland-hyped player.

She is inconsequential to Barca so much that she didn't even start or come on in the UCL final. Never considered for any award cuz she is just a Jota/Dzeko/Pedro/Choupo-Moting type player - benched for most games, subbed in for the latter minutes then proceeds to statpad with meaningless goals.


Rubbish!

Ifeanyi died of rituals not drowning.

If we start taxing oloshos we will generate more this amount per Lekki olosho.

Test it on Aso Rock sir.

Just be patient. Once fuel price reduces it will come down.

Yahoo

You cannot be more than 24 years old.

Lord Lugard would be proud at the amalgamation of frustrated feminists on this thread.

Baby girl that's a nightmare because you are barren.

overseasnbeyond:

My neighbour own is just 60 litres.

On Nairaland it's always a neighbour, friend, sibling, colleague, aunt etc.
Never them.

Emperormartin:
You mean Vaseline blue seal?

Please throw more light

Don't worry. Just show him my comment. He knows what to do.

Go with vaseline.

Cases of wives killing husbands are becoming more common with Maryam Sanda stabbing Bilyamin Mohammed Bello in Abuja and Yewande Oyediran murdering Oyelowo Oyediran in Ibadan.
Men are now so scared and wondering who is next!
But they need not worry as women capable of murder can be sniffed months before the crime.

Encomium.ng compiles a list of traits and actions usually displayed by potential husband killers:

1. They are extremely jealous, disagreeable and suspicious.

2. They threaten female friends and colleagues of their husbands – and ready to pounce on them.

3. They are quick to anger, enraged at the slightest opportunity and ready to use dangerous objects.

4. They are queer, lonely, uncooperative and unfriendly.

5. They check your phones, sniff your clothes and underwear, trail, stalk and hound you.

6. They would have injured you on a number of occasions.

7. They have no respect for your friends and family, and can never be pacified.

8. They usually threaten to kill…and eventually succeed if you don’t flee.

https://encomium.ng/here-are-the-signs-your-wife-can-kill-you/

Add yours please

"No cash payment" means pay into MC Oluomo's account.

Is she walking with a slight limp?

The pilot responded by saying "Allahu Akbar" so they bombed him.

I was there. I saw everything while I was plucking foreign mangoes on a treetop.

What you have there is a feminist boerboel using contraceptives to manipulate you.

Use her for peppersoup and you will find your answer amongst her dissected parts.