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Sports › Re: Africa Betrayed Us In The World Cup 2026 Poll : Morocco FA Crys out by Heavance(m): 10:43am On Jun 15, 2018
Morocco no just ja...
So they don't know in 8years, it would be a sweet opportunity for such Africans to either smuggle themselves into Canada or USA permanently, by surrendering to work.
Romance › Re: "If A Woman Is Not Married By 30 Her Mileage Has Gone Far" - Nigerian Man Says by Heavance(m): 9:59am On Jun 15, 2018
MissWrite:
Lol. Of course, her 'mileage' has 'gone far'. And, it will continue to do so without apologies for as long as she's blessed with years and health to live and love. Whether that's going to be in or out of marriage will be her decision. It doesn't matter how loudly these boys shout "expired" or "evening newspaper", women of all ages keep falling in love, getting married (or not) and pursuing their happiness.

Typically, women in their thirties do not even consider men in their twenties worthy prospects; and yet, it is these men who always seem to have opinions about women in their thirties. Stop yapping about how you hate the taste of maize when you don't have teeth to chew it; from every indication, maize is not your business.

If you're looking to hold down your twenty year old girlfriends, then develop yourselves in every way you can and make yourselves worthy. There is no need to scare them into thinking that life ends for a woman at thirty. It doesn't. All the wishing in the world wouldn't make it so.
I just hope some guys won't end up with a 20+ lady that will begin their "hell on earth" for them.
I really don't get the connection of this age thing.....

I will always go with a sensible 30 lady that understands what a family means, than a 20+ who is not tolerant and thinks of fairy tales.
All these boiz will get tired of sex some day
Sports › Re: South Africans Happy Not To Have Qualified For Russia 2018 World Cup by Heavance(m): 9:50am On Jun 15, 2018
pressplay411:
Notice the comments are from girls na. How many girls watch football?
They're probably still mad Big brother is over, and they're missing their CeeC.

Dear feminists, I know y'all don't like to hear this but you know it's true. grin
Do they know the difference between Mr. Bean and Arsene Wenger?
These girls just keep making men look at them strangely
Celebrities › Re: WIZKID Becomes The First African Artist To Perform In FIFA World-Cup Opening by Heavance(m): 5:47pm On Jun 13, 2018
sheedy407:
Wizkid has become the first Africa artist to perform in the FIFA World Cup opening ceremony slated for tomorrow.
He will be performimg along side with Nicky Jam feat. Will Smith & Era Istrefi who will be performing the official world cup theme.
This is a big one for Wizkid as the whole world would be watching him.

Which song do you think he will be performing?
This was made known via twitter
Later you will be angry when Buhari insults us again, were you just born when Youseff N'dour, and Femi Kuti performed?
what kind of bloggers do we have these days?
Romance › Re: Braless Slay Queen Storms Benin Night Club, Nigerians React (Photo) by Heavance(m): 8:11pm On Jun 12, 2018
Khd95:
i dont want to be body shaming ladies for their bodies cos they didnt create them selves,but these girls wont just cover up their body huh huh huh

now she be looking like she ironed her brezz before going out embarassed embarassed embarassed
Hahahahahahahahahaha..


Fatality
Food › Re: Guys Kill Gorilla In Warri, Pose With It After Roasting It On Fire (Photos) by Heavance(m): 8:27pm On Jun 11, 2018
Wisdomkosi:
Posted by Wisdom Nwedene

According to story trending online, this gorilla was killed with the help of local hunters in Warri.

Here they are roasting it to cook. Nigerians can chop anything wey dem see sha, can you eat this please?

More photos here : http://igberetvnews.com/440278/nigerians-kill-gorrila-roast-it-on-fire-this-happenedphotos/
Jeeez, don't you know a gorilla for God sake?
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji TV Is The Number One Entertainment App On Playstore by Heavance(m): 8:08am On Jun 10, 2018
fantastic nonsense
Celebrities › Re: Muslim Group, MURIC, Gives Falz 7 Days To Withdraw ‘this Is Nigeria’ Video by Heavance(m): 12:35pm On Jun 05, 2018
Here we go again
Crime › Re: What Will You Do If You See Your Sister Being Treated This Way by Heavance(m): 12:13pm On Jun 04, 2018
Mariangeles:
SOMEBODY will be crossing OVER to the other SIDE and it's neither me nor my sister! angry
You will be surprise she will go back to him.
The best you can do is to stop the abuse at that moment, take her somewhere to calm her head, but never join the fight...... joining the fight could disgrace you eventually.
Sports › Re: Real Madrid Players Turns Their Back On Cristiano Ronaldo by Heavance(m): 12:45pm On Jun 02, 2018
courna:
lol..... they know what they are saying
ronaldo has the has the highest trophy since it has been renamed to UCL from European cup In 1992
gento won 6 European club cups not UCL
if u know u know
They would have said so, not twisting it.
In that case, Only Zidane has won the trophy as a player and coach then.

with the twisting of records, it nullifies the records of Miguel Munoz, Giovanni Trapattoni, Johan Cruyff, Carlo Ancelloti, Frank Rijkard and Pep Guardiola....as managers to have won it as a coach and player.
Career › Re: Travelling To Canada And Starting A Pure Water Business In Nigeria. by Heavance(m): 9:27am On Jun 02, 2018
Why not understudy a sachet water business first, it's not as rosy as it sounds, but it is very profitable during the dry season, and the opposite during raining season.

And then, after one M.Sc , you want to go to Canada for another? money go finish on top M.Sc o....
Though, it will be better to settle there if it goes as you plan.
Sports › Re: Real Madrid Players Turns Their Back On Cristiano Ronaldo by Heavance(m): 9:03am On Jun 02, 2018
Henrodah:
Op Paolo MalDini has also won 5 champions league Trophies. Forza Milan!
Abi o...
Even Paco Gento won the trophy 6×, So I don't understand all these record. For a Milan!
Celebrities › Re: Caroline Danjuma Poses Without Underwear - Fans React by Heavance(m): 8:48am On Jun 02, 2018
Is this what Oga got tired of? Was it always on that chair? Hey, just wondering
Politics › Re: Lovette Idisi Uses Cutlasses To Empower Delta People (Photos) by Heavance(m): 10:55pm On May 31, 2018
It to s finished, I swear. Jaguda will increase

Celebrities › Re: Timi Dakolo Slams Abuja Pastor Who Sleeps With Virgin Teenage Girls by Heavance(m): 1:39pm On May 31, 2018
Mtchewwww.. If we talk now, some people will call such a person man of God. We are just something else in Nigeria
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: List Of Fake Employment Companies. Stay Off Them. by Heavance(m): 3:07pm On May 30, 2018
johnsonwaxx:
You're shortlisted for an INTERVIEW with our EXECUTIVES at D.P.C.S on TUESDAY 29/05 by 9am@116,Akowonjo rd,Jimoh b/s,Egbeda.INQ:070-5539-3551

Gud morning guys,,pls I received dis txt yesterday on my phone,,, pls I want to know if dey are fake people nd bunch of scammers who takes advantage of we job seekers..thks..
It's scam... gnld people
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Beware: List Of Fake Employment/Recruitments Agencies In Nigeria by Heavance(m): 3:02pm On May 30, 2018
eyenibibio:
Below is a compiled list of fake employers/recruitment agencies in Nigeria. Beware!
This is just for your awareness so you don't risk your life, waste the little you have and travel all the way from say Calabar to Lagos for aptitude test/interview for non-existent job positions.

• O'neal Incorporated
marvysammy@gmail.com - No 1, Babatunde str, off Ogunlana Drive, Surulere, Lagos
ONEAL claim to be a multifaceted consulting firm with expertise in human resources management, healthcare management and management. However, they are a MLM and GNLD company out to collect money from you to supply you health products with promise of financial reward. The real O'Neal Inc is a foreign company into construction with address at http://www.onealinc.com/

• Globaldrill Bay Oil & Gas Limited
globaldrillbay@gmail.com, info@globaldrillbayoil.com - Kristina Jade Learning Centre, No. 70B, Olorunlogbon Street, Off Alade Lawal Street, Anthony Village. Lagos State.
They claim to be an Oil & Gas servicing company with focus on energy, training , job placement, commodity brokerage. They are after scamming you of your money for non existent jobs and trainings.

• Virtual Human Resources Limited
tejumolavhr@yahoo.com - 5,Akpomuje, Okoto, Oshodi Lagos
VHR is claim to be a leader In personnel outsourcing services management. We build long-term relationships with our clients and deliver tailored and sustainable solutions to their Financial/Health challenges. The recruit for MLM and GNLD companies or individuals who are after extorting money from you. Website address is at http://www.virtualhumanresources.net/

• Zeolite Plus
07031666139 - 6,Akinremi str., Anifowose, Ikeja
Zeolite Plus claims to be a multi-national company based in lagos, majoring into:Human Resources Development And Business Management,Branding/Packaging,Sales/Marketing ,Procurement Services And General. However they recruit mainly for GNLD and MLM companies or individuals

• Mantledox Logistics
Please run from anything that bears this name.
Precious Metal International Network (PMIN) Limited
admin@pmicoins.com - 269a - 279 Barking Road Plaistow, London E13 8EQ UK

PMIN Limited claim to have a product called PMICollectibles set to connect Africa to the world by facilitating the distribution of wide varieties of modern precious coins through Direct Sales and that the PMICoins will be distributed by individuals who chose to trade with the company as independent dealers in developing a powerful network that makes it easier for many to benefit. Each collectible coin bought will be helping in creating business for the nation through our diverse social action projects. They are after your money and will ask you to pay. Please avoid them.

Beyond Stardom Nigeria Limited
Ile - Ile Bus Stop , Opposite SkyeBank Plc, Ketu, 505 Ikorodu Rd, Lagos
0805 356 7259
These guys are very sophisticated scammers who readily invite unsuspecting job seekers for cheap aptitude tests allowing for everybody to pass and afterwards demand a non refundable fee of N2500 before recommendation letters will be dished out to people to non-employing or totally non-existent companies with wrong addresses. I still see desperate people going there to write tests and waste their time and money and I shake my head.

Watch out and don't get fooled!!!
BetaAge Consult
Another big scam

Grace Land Global Resources
cv.graceland@outlook.com - Block A, Mainland Avenue, Lagos.
They claim to be into importation and exportation of cosmetics.

Hibrah Nigeria
hr.recruitment044@outlook.com - Starlink house, suit 202, 8/10 Salamotu Eniola strt, Ilasa Lagos
They claim to be a consulting company, but are multi level marketing company.

Clinton Fund (CF)
hr@clinton-fund.org -
They claim to be a Washington, D.C.-based international development firm providing specialized short- and long-term technical assistance. The real organisation is The Clinton Foundation with web address ( https://www.clintonfoundation.org/ )

Hyena Ltd
hr.recruitment044@outlook.com - Starlink house, suit 202, 8/10 Salamotu Eniola strt, Ilasa Lagos
They claim to be a wholly owned Nigerian firm with offices in Lagos that offer an array of business and management consulting services to private and public companies and other organizations. However, from our investigations they are a GNLD company (Multilevel marketing).

Virginland Careers
Virginland1careers@gmail.com - Lagos
They are fake recruitment agency that claim to recruit for non-existent companies.

Marigold Mobile Kitchens
info.marigoldkitchen@gmail.com - 73, Akerele Street Surulere Lagos
Marigold Mobile Kitchens claim to be a is a privately owned and operated corporation established in 2010 to provide mobile food service and logistics equipment in Nigeria. William Consult who claim to recruit for them states the company has it’s headquarters in Nasarawa State and provides full service project management in temporary food service solutions attracting clients from around the country. However, Marigold Mobile Kitchens doesn't exist from our investigations, the real company is Marigold Kitchens based in Philadelphia, PA 19104, United States

Sub Saharan Africa Climate Fund
hr@ssacf.org - Sub Saharan Africa Climate Fund (SSACF), 5-16 Dering Street, Mayfair, London, W1S 5AR
They claim to be working to ensure a healthy, productive Africa and a planet for everyone. However, they will demand as condition for employment Psychometric testing - International Certified Psychometric and Situational Judgement Test (CPSJT) and will refer you to other fake agencies like Maxmax HR Consultants (www.maxmaxhr.com ), - Grill HR Consultants (www.grillhr.net ), Dopra International ( www.dopra.net ), - Tumda Online Certification (tumda.net), - Dario HR ( www.dario.com ), - QicHr Consultants ( www.qichr.com ) (Most are based in East Africa - Kenya). These agencies will demand between $90 USD and $150 USD for online test and will usually ask you to pay through western Union, United Bank of Africa AfriCash, Moneygram, Eco Bank Rapid Transfer - Cash to Cash. Beware do not fall a victim.

Minerva Oil & Gas Refining Company
human.resource@minervaoilandgas.com - Phase 1 | L22 Permit | Port Campbell | VIC | 3000 | Australia, Phase 11 Annex | 192 Brumbys Road | Port Campbell | VIC | 3269
They claim to have exploration, development, production and marketing activities in more than a dozen countries around the globe, with a significant position in the deep water Gulf of Mexico, Nigeria, onshore US, Canada and Australia. They are out to defraud people, they will ask you to pay fees for relocation, immigration etc. Please beware
CEO Resource Nigeria Limited
jobs@jakophite.com - 203, Favour Street Opposite Oando Fill Station, Agege Pen Cinema Bus Stop, Old Abeokuta Motor Road,Lagos
They claim to a recruiting firm. They ask job seekers, when invited for interview, to pay certain amount of money to join them. Please beware.

Ingnitlyte Limited Company
ignitehr@yahoo.com - Suite 201, Philez Plaza, 2 Osolo way, 7/8 Bus Stop, Off Murtala Intl Airport road, Beside Keystone Bank, Lagos State
They claim to a business development consulting firm. Their mission is to be the best customer service provider in the world, while unvailing great mystery behind man’s inability to live optimally in the area of wealth and health. They are into GNLD and MLM marketing of of drugs and health products. Beware, they will ask for money to introduce you into their Multi level marketing scheme.
www.ignilyte.com

Health Stream Alliance
healthenlist@gmail.com - Toyin Street, Ikeja
They are a health management and development outfit. They are into GNLD/ Multilevel marketing looking for candidates to swindle to sell drugs.

Starline Consult Nigeria Ltd
starlineconsult2@yahoo.com - Obigbo Road, Aba Road, Port Harcourt, Rivers, Nigeria
They are into GNLD/ Multilevel marketing looking for candidates to swindle to sell drugs.

Crystalite Care Ventures
crystalitecareventurecruitment@gmail.com - Ibadan Road, Ibadan South-West, Oyo, Nigeria.
They claim to be a company in collaboration with world health organization,ASSAP,and other multi national companies.However, they are into GNLD/ Multilevel marketing looking for candidates to swindle to sell drugs.

Medpro Global Resources
bluepalms04@gmail.com - 161 Ikorodu rd beside Lanre Shittu motors Onipanu B/S, Lagos
They are into GNLD/ Multilevel marketing looking for candidates to swindle to sell drugs.

Boss Resources
frecohr@gmail.com - 90,Awolowo way,Opp MAN House,Ikeja
They claim to be a multinational Company with substantial investments in Nigeria, South Africa and Ghana. They are into GNLD/ Multilevel marketing looking for candidates to swindle.

Global Oil Consult
globaloilconsultant@gmail.com - Toyin street Ikeja Lagos Nigeria
Global Oil Consult sometimes they answer Global Oil Consultant. They claim to be an oil and gas, upstream exploration consulting company but they are a multilevel marketing company. They lure unsuspecting candidates into parting with their money in order to join their scheme.

Home Places Consult
homeplacesconsult@gmail.com - Lagos State
They are a multilevel marketing company. They lure unsuspecting candidates into parting with their money in order to join their scheme.

Dahlia Consult
dahlia.consult110@gmail.com - Lagos State
They are a multilevel marketing company. They lure unsuspecting candidates into parting with their money in order to join their scheme.

New Star Metal International Limited
recruitment@nsmiglobal.com - 1-6 Alhaji Lateef Sulaimon Street (Behind AP Filling Station) Opposite Owode-Onirin Market Kosofe LGA Lagos State
They claim to be a private company categorized under Aluminum Smelting and Refining (Secondary) and located in Lagos State, Nigeria, However they are a multilevel marketing company also operating under the name NSMI Global Concept. They lure unsuspecting candidates into parting with their money in order to join their scheme.

NSMI Global Concept
recruitment@nsmiglobal.com - 1-6 Alhaji Lateef Sulaimon Street (Behind AP Filling Station) Opposite Owode-Onirin Market Kosofe LGA Lagos State
They claim to be an international company that deals in farm produce and other household necessities, However they are a multilevel marketing company. They lure unsuspecting candidates into parting with their money in order to join their scheme.

Vision Technologist Resources
visiontechnologistresources@gmail.com - Lagos
None existent and takes a name similar to another company abroad.

Mahama Business Consult
hr.mahamaconsult@gmail.com - surulere lagos
They claim to be a consulting firm that offer high quality services to provide the best outcomes for clients with a different approach. They are however a Fake recruitment agency.

Williams Consult
williamscaco@gmail.com - 73, Akerele Street Surulere Lagos
They claim to recruit for organizations that are either non existent or exists outside the country
Note: this list can’t be complete because they keep changing name and address everyday, so be very cautious.

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They are upgrading
Politics › Re: Okowa Made Youths Millionaires In Three Years Says Ossai. by Heavance(m): 1:23pm On May 30, 2018
This man is in the nominee list for top 3 worst serving governors..... All these rubbish is election strategy
Celebrities › Re: N6: Inland Taipan Snakes Invade Lekki/Ajah In Lagos by Heavance(m): 11:16am On May 29, 2018
matrix199:
Point of correction, the inland taipan is the world's deadliest snake on land, not the black mamba.
Thank you o.
I don't understand what this DJ stands to gain, coming online to misinform people. Is he looking for followers?
How can he claim black mamba is the deadliest, has he ever encountered one before sef?
We wey don see am tire sef no dey shout
Celebrities › Re: N6: Inland Taipan Snakes Invade Lekki/Ajah In Lagos by Heavance(m): 11:09am On May 29, 2018
Kylekent59:
There is no way inland taipan could be in Lagos. Do you think it wld adapt to that habitat. Each snakes have its own habitat. Check the snake well.

Some people just wonna trend online,no confirmation of news before bringing it to FP.


More so, poisonous snakes are snakes that cannot be eaten / snakes that arn't edible(e.g boom slang,water snake,mostly green snakes,even Python,Anaconda..etc), While venomous snakes are snakes with fangs, rattle,V shaped head,cat eyed.(e.g copper head,B.mamba,cobra,timber snake,rattle snake, boomslang with dark spot, dessert brown snake, etc)

Do not keep snakes as pets, eliminate them once seen in your house, at your home,POW etc.

Also,do not look into their eye,that's when they will spit and once it touches the eyes it could lead to blindness.

So note their differences.
No mind am jare...
He probably just got to know about it, saw a brownish snake, and boooom, its Inland taipan.
just like some people don't know the difference between alligator and croc....
its so worse that some see a black snake and call it black mamba
Celebrities › Re: N6: Inland Taipan Snakes Invade Lekki/Ajah In Lagos by Heavance(m): 9:22am On May 29, 2018
Black mamba is not more deadly than this snake na
Travel › Re: Nigeria Airways Begins Operations, December 2018 (Photos) by Heavance(m): 2:09pm On May 25, 2018
Everything will work overnight since election is very near.....
Education › Re: Names Of 58 Illegal Universities In Nigeria Released By NUC - Full List by Heavance(m): 2:29pm On May 24, 2018
Seen this same list, over and over and over again...
Culture › Re: 7 Traditions That Are Peculiar To Nigerians by Heavance(m): 5:20pm On May 23, 2018
Generator at 7pm wan kill me with laugh
Crime › Re: Abuja Big Babe Stabbed In The Private Part By Boyfriend For Refusing To Give N1M by Heavance(m): 1:46pm On May 22, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Girls must cheat.
For him to have repeatedly stabbed her on private part proves that she must have been cheating on him.

Naija girls should stop cheating.
Irrespective of colour, size or shape; preeks are all the same.
What the efff

Celebrities › Re: Wonders: Pastor Files Out Unmarried Youths And Order Them To Choose Each Other by Heavance(m): 9:50pm On May 21, 2018
Stale .....

Too stale sef
Culture › Re: Why Cremation Should Be Practiced In Nigeria. by Heavance(m): 1:00pm On May 21, 2018
Dboy55:
Cremation is a traditional process of converting the dead body into ashes across the globe. The modern process of cremation has been invented to execute the process into the more depending way. With the use of cremation machines, the dead body is placed into it using mechanical aligners or hydraulic lifters.

Once the door is closed, the flame has been introduced to burn the body. After a certain interval of time, the door is opened to recognize the burning operation so that ashes can be returned to the family members.

Ashes can be planted as trees also .

ADVANTAGES OF CREMATION OVER BEEN BURIED

1:its more cheaper than being buried
2:Due to the high population explosion we are experiencing there will come a time when there will be shortage of land to accommodate the growing population,so cremation helps conserve land that will be used in burying the dead .
3:it makes you forget about the dead eaisly .,

So what do you think nairalandlandes,should cremated be encourage in our dear country Nigeria.
After some people died by fire accident, you talk of cremation again.... make God no come accept that kind person for heaven, ahhhhhhh..... His spirit will not forgive those that cremated him o.

Na jonoku be that o
Politics › Re: Read This If You Are Among Those Criticizing The IGP Over Transmission Video by Heavance(m): 12:41pm On May 21, 2018
menix:
At the embolden, that is why u re also a Nigerian, if U ve channeled the time u used In compiling the above opinion of urs into meaningful things, our society would be better off..

Don't u think sohuh
Why you finish am like that?
I can't laugh abeg
Education › Re: 7 Most Dangerous Snakes On Planet by Heavance(m): 2:32pm On May 18, 2018
it seems the op doesn't know about some deadly snakes sha.....
Belcher's sea snake Fierce snake/Inland Taipan Eastern brown snake Blue krait Taipan Black mamba...
The first on the list, is deadlier than deadly, no treatment in many cases.

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