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DuBLINGreenb:
E pain am

Meanwhile madam celeb called the girl "crazy and an idiot" someone made by God but she was blaming the girl of calling people made by God "parasites"
Usual Naija celeb holier than thou b.s

nabegibeg:
was the lady lying

nabegibeg:
Dem don cast her market. Awom monitoring spirit

DeadRat:




I Dont Want Dogs To Look At Us and Be Like "Them Even Fork Pass Us Sef... After Them Go Call Us Dog"


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agbonkamen:
I don't know why some guys are this stupid. Its not a must to get married if you can't coping with her short comings don't propose at all, leave her alone don't waste her time so that someone else who can cope with her short comings will find her in time. I need a licensed gun I swear if any guy disgrace me like this I will blow off his sorry brain......

Tessyama1:
Some even see marriage as their way out of responsibilities such as paying bills, etc. A lot of married women are unhappy in their homes but can’t leave because they are not independent, some don’t even have transport money to go back to their parents house. Secure the bag first[/i]"

Iamkuttie:

Meanwhile...

*At Barca's Dressing Room*

Suarez: Man, Y'll see what Ronaldo did yestday?

Iniesta: That guy is a super human.

Dembele: How i wishe i can play with him!

Alba: Yes my brother, itz much better to play with him than against him, Pique will tell you more.

Pique: *eye him and hissed*

*Messi entered*

Rakitic: hey Messi, you saw that bicycle kick from Ronaldo yestday...??

Messi: Yeah i saw it, whats so special about it?

Coutinho: Hian, Messi...
For once forget the rivalry and appreciate whats good.

Messi: You guys should just stop the hype.
If you guys wan't me to score such goal times two, i will do that!!

All: Yeah, we want you.
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*Few minutes Later...*

Messi: ...

Donald3d:

Wether its staged or not :
I have always loved dogs.They are better and more trustworthy than most humans.
Dogs won't break your heart
Dogs won't divorce you
Dogs won't cheat on you
Dogs can die for you, stop believing that mumu boy or girl that says he/she can die for you , they can't !
Dogs would love you unconditionally-something that is very rare these days
Dogs would always be by your side
Dogs can read your emotion when you are sad and cuddle with you
Dogs rejoice with you when you are happy and playful
Dogs apologize when they do something wrong , they are not proud

Dogs are family
I miss my Uncles dogs...rest well Princess and Major , getting mine soon. GSD to be precise

zinaunreal:
Trust cat, it will run and it doesn't give a damn about its owner or their damn food

NaijaMutant:
How a dullard like Buhari managed to rule Nigeria should be ranked the 8th wonder of the world

pander1234:
please i need your sincere advice on this
my current girlfriend i have dated for over 2 years now we have agree to take it further (marriage) but my concern is that she is the same age as me and infact her birthday comes before mine. so i want to know if marrying someone that has same age with you is bad or not

please no insult just your sincere advice

DeadRat:
14years? In Prison... Oloshi... You No Get Shame... So For 14years you And You Guy Just De Waste Sperm... Billions Of Children Dead... Aunty You Are Heartless... When Your First Son Suppose To Don De Ss3 now... You Never Even Born Am... Because You Were Dating For 14years... You Are An Ex-convict Already...

doctokwus:
So it's true.
He actually came to commission a bus stop built by Ambode!

ruggedised:
Nigerians are the biggest fools in the world, when gej came to Lagos and there was traffic gridlock, there's nothing some hatred afonja tribe no call him, that his coming was of no use. Now buhari is coming to Lagos, a public holiday have been declared..... Sophisticated fools are cheering him up, just because their short demon is a mere commissioner (VP).


Pathetic ventures

LibertyRep:
No. 5 could be so nauseating

I once had a reason to call a friend to order and told him to stop sending such threat messages to me.

Nwaohafia1:
To all ladies that will cheer on this...please do not try this at home.

In abroad the order of the family is Woman, Children, pet, and man.
In Nigeria, the order is Man, his family, children, woman, pets.
Don't allow this video trick you into waking up your village people.

jey4all:
Trousers are allowed in the US and Uk because of the cold over there. Use your brain

pedrilo:
without bn told, any sensible youth should be planning towards dis.
i am 31 and will not get married until i leave dis hell hole as dat will further make tins worse for me to leave easily
plenty girls around me want marriage, but i say not in nigeria

franchasng:
Hey ladies and gents, I am here to reveal to you, some of the major reasons rich guys marry rich ladies.

This thread is not talking about some classless guys who by chance or luck or whatever reason stumbled upon big money not really wealth per se because wealth comes with persistent gathering of riches with years.

So before you read further, note that Yahoo boys and their likes are not rich by my own standard!


Truly rich guys don't and will never marry a poor or broke lady, and you know why

1. Their Daily Activities Run Opposite Direction:

In as much as majority of women wish, desire and daydream of getting married to a rich guy, many won't achieve this not because they are not pretty and sexy, but because their daily activities does not match with the daily activities of rich guys, which makes it highly impossible or let me say, difficult for rich guys to get to see them often.

For instance, Paddy Adenuga who we all know is a rich guy, wakes up, prepares and heads straight to his office to start the day's business activities, where he will be probably be meeting with other top company CEOs, directors, top bank marketing executives, brand ambassadors, etc, and maybe during lunch, he drives down to his usual lunch spot at maybe Lagos Atlantic or any other top class restaurant to have his lunch, and probably heads back to his office from there to continue meeting with other top executives and business gurus in his field.

While he is doing all these....Folake, a very pretty girl who has been daydreaming of marrying a rich guy like Paddy Adenuga is at home with her phone logging in from Instagram to Facebook to Snapchat to Badoo to Twitter, changing her best photoshopped and filtered photos hoping to catch one rich guy that will end up marrying her.

Folake refuses to get busy with a career or business that will increase her chances of meeting potential successful guys.

Advice to Folake:
Start a business and be dedicated to it, or get a job, if you can't get one, learn a trade, something like fashion designing, etc, maybe from there, you might get to make a dress that Paddy Adenuga's sister or niece likes and from there, she makes you her regular designer and gets to introduce you to her family members and you may probably get to meet Paddy Adenuga or other of his rich brothers and cousins who may probably fall for your beauty haven get to see you as a dedicated, hardworking, pretty fashion designer and not just a usual fine girl they come across everyday and possibly chop and clean mouth

QueenSuccubus:



And by the way if ur the last man standing on this earth, I better commit suicide...With that picture on ur dp? I wont think twice.

Pope22:
Firstly women over-30 have a lower fertility. If you want to build a family with these type of women be prepared to possibly have a downs syndrome child. 2. When you marry a 30+ woman, you’re marrying her 30+ pe*nises she’s had over her long life on earth. She has more bodies than a grave yard.

Women over-30 are very bitter from the wasted prime spent on failed relationships she hoped would lead to marriage. Now that you’re marrying her, she should be grateful, but she’s not. She’s always just angry.

By marrying a woman over 30+ you are investing everything in a rapidly depreciating pleasure provider that has already lost a lot of its aesthetic value… She will be wrinkled in the next 5 years and already having back problems.

Many guys these days are marrying early 30’s women, and then, almost immediately – Bam!. It’s over almost before it began. Its because you are trying to make ancestors housewhives. Leave these dinosaurs.

Marrying an over-30 woman is like buying a used car 1Km short of its 120,000km servicing. The over-30 woman can fix herself up enough to fool the prospective provider/hubby for a short while, and once the line that is dotted is signed her true colours come out.

Many women who are not married in their late 30s today never saw it coming. They had a plan: finish their first degree, masters, a job, a promotion, make money, be independent and settle down by 30, latest 32.

Over the years, they turn down potential husbands, go on a partying spree like they have frozen time, only to arrive at 35 with nothing to show for it other than a dead end job, a car, and sometimes a child from a relationship that never quite worked out

So, now they are stuck in a phase where they will never find a man of their dreams and have to settle for any man who will be gracious enough to even suggest marriage. By now, all those flimsy and shallow standards they used to have are gone, humility is their second name.

I have seen many women on Twitter in their 20s buy into the misguided, feminist belief that men & marriage are bad for their academic & career advancement. What feminism does not factor in is that the older a woman get, the less a chance she stands of marrying someone desirable.

Very few men would marry a 35+ woman when we live in a highly hypergamous (act of marrying someone wealthier than you) society. There are plenty of young and hot beautiful women ready to settle into a marriage where they play the second fiddle as long as the man provides.

It is good to be ambitious, even better to break the stupid glass ceilings, but at what price? Bottom line, at some point, you will need a man in your life. My experience of having observed women 30+ has proven that they mostly live a life full of regrets.

Let me share with you from my observations the signs that a woman is likely to end up single, and lonely and stay away from these types!!

1. She values education and career over marriage and relationship. She’s always throwing statements like “Marriage isn’t an achievement”

2. At age 30+ she has more liquor in her refrigerator than fruits and vegetables.

3. She can take down more shots than any of her peers at 30+ who have kids

4. She’s into smoking cigarettes and addicted to weed.

5. Her idea of fun at age 30+ is a night out with the girls.

6. At age 30+ she still insists on only dating men based on what their career is. “He’s a lawyer” “He’s a doctor” “He’s an engineer”

7. The idea of cooking for a man is a total turn-off to her.

8. She has never forgiven her father for abusing her mother, or her first boyfriend used to abuse her and she now thinks every man is violent and controlling.

9. She is so much into fashion, and hair-styling she doesn’t want to be identified as being old in her circles

10. Her job involves a lot of travelling.

11. She can easily find a parking spot at Taboo than her way to church.

12. She believes in absolute equality in marriage without any sacrifice or compromise.

Rocktation, lalasticlala