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poseidon12:
"How else should I had construct it"? Wonderful! The correct sentence should be: How else should I have constructed it?
When you wrote "what did Reno tweeted?" I thought it was a mistake. But it looks like you have to go back to a good elementary school.
Like IGP Idris, like Sirjamo.

Just leave that guy.....He doesn't want to learn.
Just throwing blunders left, right, up and anywhere

Sirjamo:
I challenge you to post the pictures of all your English test at school, and I will also post mine.
How else should I had construct it? What did Reno tweeting? you are a big fool.

I can't believe you still didn't see your blunder....
And you brought another blunder again, yet insulting others.

Sirjamo:
What did Reno tweeted when a certain wife of a PhD holder addressed a group of women as "My fellow Widows"

You guys always have to point to the past admin, you know what?
What you wrote up there =R.I.P to English language.

Am I the only one reading that part of "I prayed for him and he built one bedroom flat in his father's compound"
"I prayed again and blablabla...."


Please, we need this lady to pray for Nigeria and many things o.

I even need to partner with her, let's open a church next




God bless every hard working lady out there, God bless you all for refusing to be a liability to a guy (that may misbehave), God bless you for being independent.

Can many guys allow their sisters marry someone that earns 35k monthly?

As long as it is Nollywood, let's forget jare.

The counter thread is about to start

nairavsdollars:
Your achievements are worthless without a man in your life....#assurance

Primitive

But the problem started when I met a new guy at the gym. We started talking as just members of the same gym but it became a friendship over a few weeks. He would call me to find out why I was late to the gym or even absent. Sometimes,he would volunteer to be my gym partner. I guess I was just thrilled to have a man interested in me. He really encouraged me to follow through my keeping fit journey. Something crazy happened one day. As we exercised,he was actually helping me to do my tummy exercises. And the next thing I know is,I had an orgasm!…It was so obvious that he noticed and I was embarrassed. He laughed and told me not to worry about it. That however opened up the opportunity for us to have conversations around s xual topics.It was flirty and we used to tease each other. Before I knew it,I was meeting him in a hotel and I slept with him. It happened once and I felt so horrible after. I was so sad afterwards. But the devil wasn’t through with me. Somehow,this guy convinced me that I was in love and he could make me happier. I never really had an orgasm with my husband. Most especially since his affair. This guy opened my eyes to a whole new s xual experience that I was not used to. I slept with him a second time before God arrested me. I stopped seeing this guy. I blocked his line and stopped going to the gym. That was two years ago. Am afraid I didn’t tell my husband.For a long time I blamed him for this. Yes,if he hadn’t cheated,our marriage would still have been perfect.I would never have registered in a gym and I would never had met a guy to cheat with. I have prayed to God to forgive me but every time I pray,I feel convicted to confess to my hubby. The problem with that though,is I feel like,he would not forgive me. I feel like our marriage would not survive another infidelity. You know,its easy for women to forgive infidelity,men ,not so much. So ever since,I buried this secret with me but I get consumed every day by the guilt. Please tell me what to do. I have been praying about this. Since reading stories from your blog,I have been getting a bit hopeful but I am also scared. I love my husband. I cry every time I make love to my husband cos the picture of this guy keeps flashing in my mind. I even think about it sometimes and it makes me feel worse. We are trying to repair our marriage. Will telling my husband help or should I or just keep quiet and suffer this guilt in silence?

I still don't understand many ladies here with their comments "many are immature", "many are not ready for a serious relationship".....

Ask them what a serious relationship means, and you won't get a meaningful answer. How can you be looking for something serious, when you are not accommodating, when you lack patience, lack tolerance, listen to friends before knowing left from right, or can't even do simple things alone.

David Beckham, Dare Alade, Gov Akeredolu (of Ondo state) all have older women who are very supportive and responsible, are these ladies aware at all?

The simple thing is, what works for A may not work for D, and what C is craving, is what what E is not appreciating.

His second season (2013 season) he won the title unbeaten........they won't add it to his CV, but if it is Wenger, they will remind us of his, which was 14 seasons ago.

Lakeside79:
Look at your life ?

Look at what is top on your mind ?

Tomorrow you will wonder why you fail jamb or don't graduate with a good grade ?

Tomorrow you will blame your village people for your failure to amount to anything.

Una no go kee person with laugh

Just give Ifeanyi Okowa the award. What a governor

moscobabs:
These ones are lazy and irritating

I wan laugh die

I am so sorry for Delta state, that man is one of the worst serving governor in Nigeria. Top 3, he will surely be there

amzee:
9. Paris
Don't say: Peh-riss

Rather: Pah-ree

From Middle English Parys or Paris, from Old French Paris, from the Late Latin name of an earlier settlement, Lutetia Parisiorum "Lutetia of the Parisii", from Latin Parisii, a Gaulish tribe.

Dictionary still pronounce this as Pah-riss

amzee:
To avoid any more travel blunders, here's a list of 10 countries you need to pronounce appropriately.
It’s easy for us to mispronounce some names of places in the world, especially when we don't even speak that language.
To avoid any more travel blunders, here's a list of 10 countries you need to pronounce appropriately.
1. Dubai
It is not Du-BYE. Rather say Du-BAY. Doo (Rhymes with new) Bay (Rhymes with day) Doo-bay.

Dubai is an Arabic word that means rich settlement, so many people pronounce it according to spelling, this is wrong in Arabic.

When did Dubai become a country?
Later we will be getting angry Americans call Africa a country

Our report these days is an embarrassment.
At first Rivers state, then they mentioned Cross River, does the reporter understand anything at all?

stupidity:
It stuns me how we men Easily fall for this. Your girlfriend was well praised by you and now just because you fvcked a virgin, your brain don reset.


Cheating rule 101: when your in a relationship, and you mistakenly slipped your dick into another ladies pvssy, DO NOT ALLOW THE SWEETNESS OF HER PVSSY TO RESET YOUR BRAIN. No matter the cowgirl, 360, monkey style and all she gave you. Just see it as nothing. Go back to your babe and look her in her eyes and tell her you love her more than you did yesterday. (Rule doesn’t apply to a girl you don’t take serious)

If I’m on top a woman enjoying the dividends of Gods creation, when my main chick call comes in and ask to see me immediately, I pull out my D, shower and tell the lady I was on top I’m going to attend something important.

respect

harmbhrosz:
and did the lady sent the those text in her mother language?? Coz I don't understand this your analogy

What did you type there?

Ichokwu:
Such a wimp Does he know that women actually love sex more than men?

Are women exempted from voting? What happens to women that don't have their PVC's?

I dislike dullards

I just tire.
very upsidedown thinking

Meekdon:
Presidential aspirant, Fela Durotoye, has charged married Nigerian women to deny their husbands who do not have permanent voter’s card (PVC) sex.

He said that wives should ‘lock up’ their husbands who don’t have their PVCs by July 1, 2018, while urging young unmarried women to ward off romantic interests from men who haven’t acquired theirs.





“I have started a little movement where I’m asking every young lady to insist on asking any toaster for their PVC first. No PVC, no toasting.

“More than that, I’m working to collaborate with a few key people to ensure that every married woman whose husband does not have a PVC by July 1st, they’ll lock up. No PVC, no jangilova .”

source: http://www.kendogist.com/2018/05/no-pvc-no-sex-for-men-fela-durotoye.html

cc: lalasticlala

As if the toastee has a PVC.
Everything here is just rubbish.
Is he now saying majority of married women/single ladies have their cards?

BlackManta:
If Yahweh can ask the isrealites to kill the midianites and take their virgins as sex slaves, what makes you think he wont ask a pastor to take off a ladies pant

Just take a minute, and then listen to your self again....
or look at yourself in the mirror, and then repeat what you typed up there to yourself in the mirror.

And we have a very high number of religious people o (Christians, Muslims, even traditionalist).

Better use it for an idp camp, or split for motherless homes

I can't laugh o

Tiffbuxas:
Believe me bro.... It's gonna be hard to work on some naija geh... Cuz they never have airtime to enable you send that message....

Just when I was about to say that

hopefulLandlord:
Christians should be very watchful of their utterances against the pastors that would be brought up by OP as Yahweh works in mysterious ways and his wisdom looks like foolishness unto man.

Yahweh once told the Israelites to kill all midianites but keep young virgin girls as war booty. This sounds wrong to us but whatever Yahweh commands is wise even if it looks wrong in our limited knowledge he has his reasons

Yahweh figuratively destroyed Saul for not totally destroying the Amalekites

Same way Yahweh sent lying spirits to Ahab's prophets. This also sounds wrong to us but he has his reasons we aren't privy to and he answers to no one

Yahweh also hardened Pharaoh's heart while using that as opportunity to send more plagues and kill innocent people until all firstborn sons of the Egyptians are dead. This also sounds cruel but that's Yahweh showing us his loving power and nobody should question him

Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's vagyna



its possible Yahweh instructed these pastors to do what they did and he might have his reasons so we should not use our limited knowledge to judge what a man talking to a being of unlimited knowledge does. Beware not to bring a curse upon your lives and future generations by attacking a true man of Yahweh

Yahweh doesn't give such instructions that these men of god give.
No one should use the name of God in such ways

Kwambe1:
Then he told me I can’t have a vaginal birth so I should start considering CS. “Why CS?” I asked him? “So you don’t destroy the thing” He answered with a smile. .l]

I still can't control my laughter