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Celebrities › Re: Buhari Will Be First African President To Meet Trump - Bashir Ahmad by Heavance(m): 10:54am On Apr 28, 2018
But the President of Egypt visited Trump, or Egypt is now an Asian Country?
Politics › Re: Modular Refineries To Be Commissioned By December - Ibe Kachikwu Reveals by Heavance(m): 7:49pm On Apr 25, 2018
So election strategy has started abi?
NYSC › Re: NYSC DG Gives Condition For Corps Members’ Relocation by Heavance(m): 9:27am On Apr 25, 2018
Tolzeal:
The Question now is .. Who the certificate help ?

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/UnhealthyCharmingKakapo-max-1mb.gif
No mind these people wey see nysc as big thing. na their type dey upload pic from day one till they pass out. and think they should be given free things while serving
Romance › Re: "People Are So Quick To Forget" - Twitter User, See His Ex's Epic Reply by Heavance(m): 9:11pm On Apr 24, 2018
The damage had been done, so no need to stop na.... die na die

Romance › Re: See Man’s Reaction During Gender Reveal That His Baby Is A Girl by Heavance(m): 12:04pm On Apr 24, 2018
Ladyhippolyta88:
It is your opinion but you need mental evaluation you clearly lack the rational ability to think.You call yourself a man forgetting that you are the one who has the X and Y chromosome. @topic to think that there are men who still reason like this is mindboggling may my female relatives not jam this type of men.Instead of him to at least be supportive and do a thorough planning next time so as for him to have the son he wants he is behaving stupid.
On top wetin na?

Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo: "You See Where Change Has Brought Us Since 2015" by Heavance(m): 5:38pm On Apr 22, 2018
Oyedepo against APC, Adeboye for APC, I am just confuse..... who come dey hear from God, who no dey hear?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Man Narrates How He Disqualified 3 Job Seekers For Not Having PVC by Heavance(m): 7:16am On Apr 22, 2018
Baawaa:
Lazy youths here and there,
I have my voters card, but what the man did was wrong.
I was at the inec office from 7am till 4pm the day I went for mine, not everyone can surrender the whole day to get their PVC.
So what is wrong is wrong, there is no two ways about it
Politics › Re: President Buhari, I Am A Lazy Nigerian Youth by Heavance(m): 3:29pm On Apr 21, 2018
binsanni:
please just manage this biko.
that is all, get your PVC Ready, an let's wait for him come 2019
What stops you from just asking my location so I can eat this meal in person? My brother, I still dey swallow saliva o, see that shaki there ..... Chaiiii
Family › Re: The Most Difficult Age For Any Man by Heavance(m): 11:22am On Apr 21, 2018
richythePH:
oga check my profile again and come give me a feedback on ur findings undecided
Mr man, go back and check your gender profile again.... you are one of the reasons Buhari is insulting us all.
Politics › Re: President Buhari, I Am A Lazy Nigerian Youth by Heavance(m): 9:49am On Apr 21, 2018
Many of us went to school, this is not the time to tell us the university you went.
Instead, post your pic while holding your voters card, then we will all know we mean business.
Politics › Re: Joe Igbokwe: "10 Reasons I Insist Some Nigerian Youths Are Lazy" by Heavance(m):
e7ejinima:
My response in bold pls



Some very quick ones:
Anything positive about Nigeria is the creation of younger generation, be it Nollywood or the thriving Nigeria hip-hop industry or the e-Commerce or Sports not forgetting the International games won by the Chimamanda etc. The elderly in Nigeria should keep quiet or be reminded that they ruined this country with coups, dysfunctional constitution, nepotism, bribery corruption, just name it. The youths are ready to hustle in this drstiny-killing contraption of a nation, the handiwork of you the older generation. Joe Igbokwe, you are notorious but not popular. You ought to hide your face in shame for what you reoresent!
God bless you for the reply....
our parent's generation are just trying to push their blame on us
Romance › Re: Why I Will Never Marry A Non-virgin Lady!my Bitter Experience! A Must Read? by Heavance(m): 9:27am On Apr 21, 2018
This rape line by ladies is something else... many keep claiming rape
Family › Re: The Most Difficult Age For Any Man by Heavance(m): 9:20am On Apr 21, 2018
richythePH:
hmmmm


you're right though but personally my difficult age was between 18-21 cos i was so influenced by peer groups to do a lotta bad things



i believe my most difficult age yet would be in my early 30s to infinity cos thats when i intend to get married and as of now i have no clue on how to be a father or family man sad
You have no idea how to be a father, and your profile states you are a female.....
First rule of lying is to never forget

Family › Re: The Most Difficult Age For Any Man by Heavance(m): 9:15am On Apr 21, 2018
Cutehector:
Trust me the most difficult age for a man is when he becomes a family man... Mehn he can't even buy good things for himself anymore.. That's if he is living on an average salary... School fees, clothing's for kids, house rent... Food stuff...
You nailed it.
At that stage, you earn, you spend, but you hardly spend 10% of your income on yourself
Career › Re: A Female Nigeria Painter Showcase Her Skills Prove That She Is Not Lazy by Heavance(m): 8:08am On Apr 21, 2018
Instead of all these, its better you upload yourself holding your voters card saying you are not lazy, that alone will make us know we all mean business.
Education › Re: See What A South African Man Did To Honors His Great-grandma At His Graduation by Heavance(m): 8:02am On Apr 21, 2018
While in Nigeria, some pastors would have termed the woman village people, that alone will scare congregation from appreciating their loved ones.
Politics › Re: BUHARI Didn't Say Youths Are Lazy by Heavance(m): 7:42am On Apr 21, 2018
partnerbiz4:
Look at your puerile logic.

How would you conclude that the extra money levied on all house owners will be paid by the tenants?

What if the landlord decides to bear it?

Asauming extra 1k is added and he decides not to bother tenants with it?



Be dogmatic and argue with ratiocination.
You haven't met with Lagos landlords then....
Politics › Re: BUHARI Didn't Say Youths Are Lazy by Heavance(m): 8:33pm On Apr 20, 2018
kratosonofzeus:
[color=#000000][/color] savagery cheesy cheesy
Really, if your landlord tells you that govt has added one due to all house owners, won't you read the line that rent will increased the coming year?
People just funny
Politics › Re: BUHARI Didn't Say Youths Are Lazy by Heavance(m): 8:27pm On Apr 20, 2018
partnerbiz4:
Most people fail in subjects they have the capability to pass, not because they are not intelligent, but they cannot comprehend fast. Most times they fail to provide answers to the question asked within the time frame given, only to remember and figure out the correct answer after they have left the examination hall.
That is what happened and will happen.
Most people hurriedly believed Mr. President called Nigerian Youths "lazy", after a careful read, they saw it clearly, that the man never said so.
What he was saying in simple terms in my own summary, was;
60% of Nigeria's population are Youths. Most of that population are not educated. They have the belief that Nigeria is an oil producing country, hence they shouldn't work, but be given all they want in life for free".
I didn't read where the "Nigerian Youths are lazy" part is.
Not Withstanding, they would have already failed, if it was WAEC exam.
Probably you had the best waec result in your set, right?
Until they tell your papa to be kwayet before you know it means "shut up" abi?
Events › Re: White Wedding Photos Of Plus-Sized Lady Whose Pre-Wedding Photos Went Viral by Heavance(m): 3:15pm On Apr 20, 2018
Narldon:

Lifting of Bride to take a wedding picture is for slim ladies.


The Fat ones will be Lifted in Prayers!

very funny my guy
Events › Re: White Wedding Photos Of Plus-Sized Lady Whose Pre-Wedding Photos Went Viral by Heavance(m): 1:19pm On Apr 20, 2018
Won't he carry his wife?

Travel › Re: B.sc Or Menial Job In Usa by Heavance(m): 10:22pm On Apr 19, 2018
By the time you get the degree, companies will use your age to screen you from preliminary stage.
I don't know the best option, but if I were in your shoe, I will take the risk of USA.
Nigeria is not friendly to degree holders right now
Family › Re: Is My Wife Joking Or Can She Do It In Future by Heavance(m): 3:17pm On Apr 19, 2018
ikbnice:
Well, you married a certified hoe and you did so gladly. When I read this part " I am 34 years old and married to a woman who is 29 years old, my wife has divorced her husband before marrying me 1 year ago ..she has a 4 years old son from her ex husband ..we had been in relation from last 2 years ,now i live with my wife,her son and our servant
You obviously have been sampling her while she was still with her ex. So, you can't prevent such a woman from bleeping other d¡cks too.
I saw that too, and I was wondering....
That means he probably is one reason she divorced, and doesn't want same treatment
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How A Young Man Lost A Job Opportunity by Heavance(m): 3:07pm On Apr 19, 2018
BlueRayDick:
You mind them? They are fast to call people lazy, unserious, unemployable and all without knowing their story.

It's actually not their fault but the unemployment crisis we have in Nigeria.

Where I work presently, I got it via text msg. I was writing at aptitude test elsewhere and my phone was on silent when I was called.

I met about 3 missed calls and a text msg on my phone asking to set an agreed interview date. I called immediately and we agreed a date and the rest as they say is history. My department won the best department that year I joined.(In other words; It was a win-win for myself and the organization I joined because my department became more productive and I got a platform to launch my career)

If they had acted like these guys here they would've accused me of being lazy and unserious without even knowing me
Thank you my brother...
Really, its a pity the OP sees this in only his angle
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How A Young Man Lost A Job Opportunity by Heavance(m): 3:05pm On Apr 19, 2018
emmyclassic:
Most of you are just wrong including the OP. In civilised clime, you send a message or mail as a recruiter to an applicant requesting to know the best time you can call for an interview.
Thank you my brother....
Even if the guy had an emergency that had to do with life/death the HR will still tell us stories here.
As HR personnel, their is actually nothing wrong in asking what time suit every applicant best in terms of phone interview.

It's just a pity we are in a country governed by Buhari
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How A Young Man Lost A Job Opportunity by Heavance(m): 3:00pm On Apr 19, 2018
ofeshe:
Its was supposed to be a phone interview. Stop giving excuses for unseriousness its only an incompetent labourer that blames his tools
In as much as people have been giving excuses, I feel if it had been communicated with the applicants during the job placement about a phone interview, that alone will make the applicant hold their phones closer.
This is not about excuse, basically most organizations in the country hardly have phone interview with applicants (though lesson learnt), just a pity the applicant has/had an unreasonable lady.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Youths: President Buhari's Speech Vs Jonathan's Speech by Heavance(m): 1:16pm On Apr 19, 2018
muykem:
Buhari is absolutely correct and sincere. We need to change our mentality and improve ourselves. You all know the truth, how many of you wrote WAEC, GCE, UME on your own?
Ask Mr President if he actually wrote waec first, then we can then talk of GCE or UTME.


ever heard "he who lives in a glass house doesn't throw stones"?
Politics › Re: Jonathan's N100 Note: Nigeria's Worst Currency - Muslim Group by Heavance(m): 1:22pm On Apr 17, 2018
All I can tell this man right now is in the picture

Christianity Etc › Re: RCCG Pastor Mike Nwanegbo: "God Banned Friend’s Wife From Heaven Over Tithe" by Heavance(m): 1:14pm On Apr 17, 2018
ITbomb:
In the name of Christianity

Start from 2:40 mins

Summary
According to Malachi, when you don't pay tithe, you are robbing God, that makes you a thief

People who don't pay tithes are thieves and thieves will not enter heaven

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Is A Fraud - RCCG Member Declares by Heavance(m): 1:54pm On Apr 16, 2018
I bet you, Freeze is going to locate this guy with an award.
Romance › Re: My Ex Wants Sex With Me Or He Sends Our Sex Tape To My Husband by Heavance(m): 1:09pm On Apr 16, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
grin

When i read this :

Was only me sprawled n@ked across the bed with that his SMALL DICK either in my hand or in me.

I was like ...Oooh laaawd! Her ex got a pencil dick & he's a nasty daddy grin grin
Your head dey there

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Asked Couple For Pregnancy Test Result Before Wedding Them In Church by Heavance(m): 8:18am On Apr 16, 2018
jnrbayano:
You said they are married traditionally baa? That means their parents both consented? Brideprice paid and all? Okay.

Who is that Godman asking for pregnancy test? When Jesus attended a Jewish wedding in Cana, who demanded for pregnancy test results that time?
I really tire....
They are married already, the parents have given their blessings, what is the pastor's own for Christ sake?
Nigerian pastors just like oversabi

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