₦airaland Forum

futuregovernor:
A fourth night ago, I met a beautiful damsel in a stripers club around FESTAC town. I asked fellow nairalanders how I can change her from been a striper,I was courage to invited her over. She arrived my home around 11am this morning, is Sunday morning and I hardly cook,she complained of hunger considering the fact that she is coming from mainland. Bought noodles for her,she was glad. TIME TO TALK,told her about my intention to change her from that job,she asked me what I can offer and accommodation......,told her we can't stay together, that I have a sales rep job for her and the pay is 40k with accomadtion and we could go meet up the lady in her house,to my big surprise, she said NO,asked her why? Hear her,I can't do a 40k job bcs I am a big girl, so 40k can't pay my bills. That I should help introduced her to big guys in Island,she is ready to stop the job if only she can get big guys that will be paying her for sex. I try persuading her,but she refused, told her I wanna go watch Arsenal match,she asked me for sex and 5k,told her no but I will give her 8k for her trip back to mainland. She asked if I was dating,that we should just be in a relationship and she immediately make some move,but I insisted I do not Bleep ashy,and I will never try it. That was how our meeting ended, have told her to think about my offer again. Meanwhile, I am glad I try my best. Thanks fabs. Happy Sunday

Turned it down Seriously?
Please i need the job with accommodation

I read the first post , really thought it will turn out well

dasparrow:
Many are single because the average Nigerian Bred male is a misogynist, a cheat, a scammer, a rapist and a pedophile. No woman in her sane mind will want to spend the rest of her life with such kind of individuals. It is unhealthy to raise a family with such kind of human beings who have questionable character and depraved minds.

Besides, the entire world knows that the average Nigerian bred male treats his wife like a slave. Now why would anyone with a functioning brain willingly go into slavery? Today, children can be gotten without being married. Most women want children, not misogynist husbands that will oppress, abuse and enslave them. Life is too short for that!

I understand your point, but it's clear you are talking about the Kind of guys you have met.
Sorry for the heartbreaks , but we still have many responsible guys, and your brothers or cousins are responsible

Do ladies of this generation wash their lover's clothes?
Only few do o

Noted

iammo:
Very nice NEWS, government needs to do more in educating the rural dwellers how this wild animals can potentially generate fund through tourism, I personally don't mind paying 1-3k to see a live elephant and take some pictures

Exactly
Ahhh I can't believe we have Elephants in Nigeria
This is good news
Really love to see one cos I so love animals

Nukilia:
You're correct! Its been registered in the mind of every woman that she alone deserves her husband and nobody else. Any attempt by the man to bring in another woman leads to a strong opposition from the woman at home, thereby leading to conflicts in the home.
Guess its time we educate our people on tolerating each other. #We all deserve better...

Tolerance?
Hmmm have you ever had a dog that loves you so much, and out of the blue, you bring home a cute little dog to join the family?

I will like you to experience what happens in that scenario, then you will understand why it's been proven that humans and dogs have emotional similarity.
I experienced the scenario first hand, and someone I know experienced his in a worse way.

Prevhoo:
He is not entirely correct, it does not cause stomach pain but groin pain.

I ran an experiment on myself to ascertain this. It does not happen to him does not mean others are ruled out.

Those pipes can get clogged and you get this heavy feeling in the groin. I suspected hernia but when I want on a sex spree I never got the pains again.

Some weeks later, it came back fully blown. I realized I had not had sex In a while.
NOTE: I don't masturbate.

Doctors can't explain everything and I have never used this as a way to make a girl have sex with me.

Fluid build up causes groin pain that extends to the abdomen and sometimes downward to the leg in some men, some men I repeat!

Hmmmm
See dem

Here we go again
Men are scum, and her father is a man o

Acrimony comes to everyone's mind

Don't blame these ladies

UgwuAghachi:
Damn we global. Even the Will Smith igbo character Dr Bennett Omalu. In the movie he actually called his popsi in Enugu. His wife told him you are Igbo, you are a lion

I will post the video where TD Jakes, "I'm Igbo and we are known as the black Jews, so being a go getter is in my DNA"

Keep deceiving yourself

The wife get small blame o

She ought to have traveled down to Nigeria to see the husband o.
The juju may be too strong on him till he sees his wife
How can a man abandon his family and career for an 18 years girl in a backward country like Nigeria?
The wife needs to see him so the juju will clear

I am not a Muslim

But this forum is now full of hatred
If it is good news to Igbo, hatred will come from yoruba
Good news of the yorubas, hatred from the Igbos
Good news to Christians, Muslims will talk somehow

Now, Muslims are happy with this guy, some church goers are throwing shades.
What happened to cohabiting in peace and harmony?

We are so divided

And we will be talking about whites still treating us like animals , while we are real racist here in Nigeria

jnrbayano:
Which of the Sub Zeros?

Me na Emarc, Kabal and Sindel....but I dey knack all man comfortably but those 3 are when I wanna make sure you don't smell a victory

If I use Scorpion and ninja Smoke on sega
You no fit see draw o

jnrbayano:
Ultimate Mortal Kombat SEGA and Nintendo continue to reign supreme

Like when you carry Nightwolf knack that combo wey dey end with Axe uppercut use that green coloured shoulder hit complete am.

Knack Jade complete combo

Knack Kabal Combo ending with uppercut still leg kick that person for up add am fireball for air

What of Kun Lao full combo?

Emarcs 2hits ending with uppercut, combine am with voking still finish am with another uppercut? Short but mighty

Sindel 4hits ending with uppercut, still jump kick and fireball for air....

What of Jax 13hits for TV corner? The list continues

Those days mehn

Chai your head dey there o

Insightful

JuanDeDios:
Freeze is even more uncouth in his language. I agree with Free the Sheeple in principle, but Freeze needs to grow up some.

And pastor Leke doesn't need to grow up?
If Freeze was the son of a big pastor, many people will be careful not to blast him as well

BluntBoy:
Tell that to Leke. Freeze only responds when Leke posts something really dumb, just as this one.

I don't understand why people are tackling freeze on this, does Pastor Adeboye's son hide to take kwale weed before talking with his hands on Instagram?
He should have gone to any rccg branch in the north to speak that trash

yungcheda:
Freeze abi freezer should shut up. Always talking about unecessary things. Take shots at the politicians ruining Nigeria... fool. And you Leke, be wise as a serpent and peaceful as a dove

Your hatred for freeze can't make you see Leke brought this nonsense upon himself
I just hope pastor Adeboye prays some sense into him, does he smoke kwale weed before talking sef?

Olalan:
Only a fool would not know this is a campaign strategy for His party.
BTW workers and well reasoning people of the state need times I the govt. Where they got the money used to pay them now without a bailout fund.

Not only that
But as Muslim celebration is on

Na now we go remember to sell LAKE rice join
What a country

Why we too like to lie na
This man didn't predict anything on otedola bridge jare

Go back and listen to it

We still have to stand for so long to board BRT at main terminals, like tbs, mile 12 and others. You will see buses parked with no drivers
I still don't understand our maintenance culture here

oshe11:
I just hope the El Classico is Barca vs Atleti because Real no be our Mate




Why them no play SPANISH SUPER CUP home and away?

Barcelona that can't accountfor half of Madrid's UCL wins?
I'm not a Madrid fan ,but let's respect them abeg ,so that we can be respected when we get there

yeyerolling:
I hate lies. Prob survived in school doing campus husband and wife. Yeye

At least she applaud her mama

kitaatita:
And she is carrying two smart phones. Entry level salary can't buy the two phones

Oh
You sef see am?

frowland:
I have posted that so many times here. I don't have to repeat them on every of my post. Sorry bro.

edit: here is one.

Will it attack me for trying to be it's friend?

StarUp:
Nawao, the past poverty and suffering still shows in her grammar... Sister, it should have been "...most expensive neighbourhood in the continent,..." It is well!

You people ehn

good20:
Source=> ofofonews.com


Apart from the signs you might be aware of when judging your girl if she is a v!rgin, I promise you there are other signs to look at for clarification.

To be more specific there are marks in a v!rgin Girl’s body to note include:

1. F0rehead A girl who is still pure has a smooth forehead.

After interc0urse, the slippery smooth face is always lost and some twitch (lines) will appear.

The lines don’t look like the ones brought by old age. The lines cannot be removed by any face lotion or oil. It is not easily visible but can be noticed when she laughs or talks.

2. Nose The tip of her nose is reddish in colour if she is a v!rgin.

If you touch the tip of the nose it appears red. Sometimes the colour is not easily visible.

After inte.rcourse, the red colour disappears.

3. Eye When the bottom of the petals folded a bit and there is a sign of bruising

( bruise marks) means the girl is not a v!rgin anymore.

A girl who is still v!rgin has no black str!p.

Also when she laughs, a v!rgin girl has no wrinkles under her eyelids.

4. Fruit Chest (brea’sts) Br*asts of a vir.gin gi.rl are always tense and hard. After being touched by a ma.n, the bosoms normally become less firm and become larger than before.

The more she is touc.hed and undergoes interc.0urse the more it enlarges and the more it drops. Apart from knowing her virg!nity, you can also tell if a woman has given birth or not by looking at her brea’sts.

If her n!pples are straight or facing upwards, she has never given bi.rth. But if her nip.ples are facing downwards, she has given b.irth.

5. Outline Hand Palm

Try to hold the little finger about one minute then release and ask how it feels.

If she says she felt nothing at all, there are high chances she is not a v!rgin.

A v!rgin girl will say that she felt tense, heart-pounding or throbbing pain.

Source==> http://ofofonews.com/see-5-signs-that-a-woman-is-not-a-vergn-shes-lying-must-see/

What's the meaning of this

Acidosis:
So bro, there is no such thing as the best bank to "save" your money. Following the CBN capitalization policy, your money is safe in any of the deposit money bank

Thank you oo
I just laugh at people calling one stupid bank as the best

They will all survive

Those that turned to dust will continue the fight

They always move back and forth in marvel

How come Thor got his eyes back?
Does it mean Groot can also lift the hammer/axe now?

And then
Some of us who follow the animation realized deadpool defeated Thanos as well
Even Drax did as well

How true?

Lordofthewest:
. It's even bad to pick your calls and place your phone close to your ear, make use of headset always.

AhnAhn

Did you invent the phone?