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Family › Re: Upside Down Marriage by heffem(m): 8:03am On Dec 26, 2015
To me, that lady is even a mumu.... If I were in her shoes, I will just poison u right away.... So, u still need ur pastor and family member's advice to know what to do right?.. U are feeling the heat and not them... So, what are u still doing in that prison called marriage. U've been adviced to leave, so LEAVE!... But mind u, if she used to be a cultist, then u should know that she will come for u even after letting her go.... So, u need divine help from GOD....... I wish u goodluck in ur remaining life
Family › Re: The Travails Of Marrying Late by heffem(m): 10:35pm On Dec 22, 2015
Helkayklassic:
Oldest bachelor, that got me kikikiki
Or better still......"King of boys" grin
Politics › Re: Arase Dismisses 50 Policemen For Corruption by heffem(m): 5:33pm On Dec 18, 2015
Oga solo, if u really wam work na everybody u go pursue be dat...........men in black, men with black brains
Business › Re: Custom Officials, Soldiers Raid Lagos Rice Stores. History Repeating Itself? by heffem(m): 11:54am On Dec 06, 2015
Same thing happened here in Badagry roundabout on friday morning..... The question is..."Why come in the middle of the night"?...... Secondly, if it's a genuine operation, why do they have to steal phones and money from the guys protecting the goods and shops??....... I pity this country's condition in the nearest future
Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Photo Of The Day ; [ Nice, Even One Of The Best Ever ] by heffem(m): 10:31pm On Nov 26, 2015
braine:
But really, how does this nonsense qualify to be on front page?
my broda, u never shisontin..... For nairaland here?.............. I'm waiting to run into threads like "photos of buhari inside his loo", "omotola hugs her hubby(wetin concern us)", bla bla bla... I pity this workshop
Celebrities › Re: Uche Jombo's Husband Carrying His Son (lovely Photo) by heffem(m): 10:36am On Nov 23, 2015
Ol boy see topic.... And e even dey front page again. Walahi, nairaland don dey fall hand wella. Wetin concern us with person wey carry pikin.... Seun, seriously, u need to stone dis ur mods dem to death b4 dem scatter dis workshop for u....... Make una no ban me o, or else, God go..............!!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Watford Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 21st November 2015 by heffem(m): 1:33pm On Nov 21, 2015
I just pray we get the maximum three points today

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Watford Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 21st November 2015 by heffem(m): 1:14pm On Nov 21, 2015
timmycris:
Am a man u fan but supporting norwich today! #4pm
Chisos! See wetin naija bet dey cause
Politics › Re: Nigerians Slam Buhari, Marketers Over Fuel Scarcity- PUNCH by heffem(m): 12:12pm On Nov 21, 2015
EternalTruths:
We hope the slaves down south can see that we Biafrans were right after all. cool
.....another unripe brain

Car Talk › Re: Has Anyone Ever Bought A Car From Seme/kutonu by heffem(m): 9:32pm On Nov 20, 2015
jeffreyUzo:
Thanks for the heads up.
May I ask if you are suggesting that i go to Tin Can to buy instead?
Since its more authentic there.
....cars from Tin can are cheaper, but papers work thru seme border are more genuine compared to that of Tincan.....
Car Talk › Re: Is Opel Zafira Good For Transportation Business? by heffem(m): 6:44am On Nov 20, 2015
For commercial transportation?! NO! NO!! NO!!!... Don't ask me why..ur mechanic should open up to u
Car Talk › Re: Has Anyone Ever Bought A Car From Seme/kutonu by heffem(m): 6:38am On Nov 20, 2015
My broda goodmorning... I buy cars from Cotonou and the papers work are genuine if coming thru seme. But the Gospel truth is that vehicles bought thru our paths here are more expensive than those bought at Tin can, Lagos........#for some reasons I can't disclose here... So, do not have the mindset that Cotonou cars are cheaper....just that u can make choices... #goodluck
Car Talk › Re: I have 800k for Toyota Camry 2001,but read what my friend said... by heffem(m): 9:49am On Oct 19, 2015
Op, if I must tell u the truth, forget about going to Cotonou with 800k with a view to getting a toyota camry(97-99 or whichever)... Even buying without a customs duty is not enough.... Look for one in Lagos, and stop listening to those blabbers who knows little or nothing cars, buying and selling....800k might not be enough, but it is not a small cash....so, be wise
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Picture Of The Day. You Fit Enter? by heffem(m): 2:04pm On Oct 18, 2015
Ol boy, see as their eyes dey glow like police man torchlight....... "I enter not"
Politics › Re: Tinubu Attacks Saraki by heffem(m): 7:48am On Oct 12, 2015
onyiloyi:
Will Tinubu ever forgive this man?
..... Will God ever forgive Tifnubu?.... Bros, they are all "birds of the same feathers"
Car Talk › Re: How Do You Know If The Nigerian Used Car You Bought Is Stolen? by heffem(m): 8:53am On Oct 08, 2015
I bought a 2001 clean rav4 for 1.6m for one of my customers from cotonou this year.... And now ur friend is buying a car that has a customs duty alone of 400k for 600k, haba! Dat price Is too scary my friend..... U guys should do something fast, as in anything possible to be sure those sellers are for real .... Goodluck
Family › Re: What Would You Do In This Situation? by heffem(m): 8:03am On Oct 08, 2015
This kain tin sabi vex me for white people ehn...... Why pikin go flush my rabah throway? Wetin she chop?......

Car Talk › Re: 1999 CRV Vibrates by heffem(m): 5:34am On Sep 15, 2015
If it vibrates when u apply the brake on motion, I would av suggested u go check/change either the tyrod or bearings....but if it vibrates when not in motion, I'd suggest u go check on either the plugs or the plugs-wire..........#mysuggestionthou
Car Talk › Re: Help!!! Confused On Which Car To Pick. by heffem(m): 10:45pm On Sep 09, 2015
adanny01:
OP's list is highly inappropriate. The 2007 Accord is incomparable to any car on the list. How can 05 Corolla appear on the same list with 07 Accord? Unless fuel economy is his only criteria, if you consider all criteria, Accord stands out.

Instead of 05 Corolla, i would prefer 09 Elantra.

My list in order of preference is

07 Accord
09 Elantra
05 Corolla
05 Rav4
. Thou we all av our choices.......buh bro, do consider corolla's maintenance and fuel consumption rate.......I'm sure u will marvel
Car Talk › Re: Help!!! Confused On Which Car To Pick. by heffem(m): 9:04pm On Sep 09, 2015
FlyboyZee:
Sorry to spoil your fun Bro...
You don't mention a Toyota Corolla and acceleration on the same page. If its for acceleration, the Civic is ahead of the Corolla.
For cheaper parts, well LuvinHubby would let you know if you are correct.

Like seriously, are you now comparing a Corolla to an Accord? The OP said he drives an Accord now and you are advising him to downgrade to a Corolla? Even going ahead to give the Corolla credentials even the Camry, its bigger brother would celebrate. Haba jama'a! The Corolla is no doubt a good car, but its being highly overrated...
. Overrated did u just say? Sorry bro...u gat dat WRONG I must say
Car Talk › Re: Help!!! Confused On Which Car To Pick. by heffem(m): 6:00pm On Sep 09, 2015
Op, all of the cars u listed, I would have preferred the rav4, buh the generall problem it has is that of its "brain-box", which affects the transmission, slowing it down unnecessarily..... I travel a lot with tokunboh cars to long distances, and know what each of these cars gives on the road.....in this world and in the next....I could kill for a toyota corolla cars.......reasons......its fuel consumption rate is superb, its acceleration is out-of-this-world, above all, its maintenance is cheaper. Thank me later
Car Talk › Re: First Time Car Buyer by heffem(m): 5:52pm On Sep 09, 2015
Op, dats my line for now.... The truth is that u can't get any good tokunboh car (those listed above) for 800k. Secondly, I wouldn't advice u to buy a fairly used car without an original customs duty to avoid embarrassments, since u said u will be travelling occassionally. If u eventually meet someone who is ready to give u a fair price, coupled with a duty paper......pls go confirm the CO number of the papers first cos dealers can be funny most times, all in the name of biz...... Reach me for more updates thru 28AE9983 or 08130499108
Celebrities › Re: Foluke Daramola Is Pregnant Again For Her New Hubby by heffem(m): 12:09am On Sep 08, 2015
She is pregnant for her husband? And who else is she suppose to be pregnant for?.....nairaland is heading north-west!..... I'm suspecting Seun has sold this forum to some outlaws, cos the way some topics make front pages ehn

Computers › Re: Rukky Sanda's Outfit To "DARK" Premiere by heffem(m): 10:29pm On Aug 28, 2015
Mr. Seun, what is nairaland turning into? Imagine topics like this making front pages, while reasonable ones are swept under the carpets. Pls call ur mods to order.... I'm no saint, but....
Politics › Re: Soldiers Storm Magistrate Court, Beat Up Officials And Free Suspects by heffem(m): 7:51am On Aug 27, 2015
Frustrated beings in uniforms...... Naija i hail o
Christianity Etc › Life After Death.. by heffem(op): 6:25am On Aug 21, 2015
Good morning folks, my mind has actually been on this very issue for sometime now.
I had always believed that the world (someday) will come to an end, until recently, my thoughts and believe were denied by the fact that once a man died, his/her world has come to an end.
I will like to make this brief not to make boring,
But, the disturbing part of it all is this......"Is there really any life after death"?...... If yes, where and how? huh...
Over to the intellectuals in the house
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Flaunts Boobs In Cleavage-revealing Outfit (Photo) by heffem(m): 11:49pm On Aug 17, 2015
Seriously........some topics here on nairaland are not worth making front page(s)........ What has come over the mods?
Family › Re: I Saw Her Through School; Now I'm No More Qualified To Marry Her by heffem(m): 11:02pm On Aug 16, 2015
Op ur mumu na grade1 mumu....... Keep it up
Romance › Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by heffem(m): 9:48pm On Aug 13, 2015
Make them continue.... After, at 36, them no go let Pastors them rest at all...
Crime › Re: Hoodlums Set 17-year- Old Ablaze, Paste His Obituary (Pictured) by heffem(m): 12:18pm On Aug 13, 2015
softapples:
dis is wickedness in high places, if THE ALMIGHTY GOD CAN 4GIVE, who then is human not to 4give? may GOD 4give those dat had a hand in his death. "ignorance is a disease.
my brother, the post never talked about the victim's death na..... Read thru it again, and stop assuming..... I'm quite sure this was how u read for ur 4th WAEC exams

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