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Politics / Re: Atiku's Lawyers Receive Tinubu's Academic Records From Chicago State University by Helju: 10:04pm On Oct 02, 2023
The issue is not that BAT did not attend CSU, but he submitted a fake result to INEC for screening.
The CSU president that supposedly signed the certificate BAT submitted to INEC was not the president until 19 years after he graduated.
She is suing BAT.
Health / Re: Bad Breath Wants to kill me! Help! by Helju: 9:51pm On Nov 11, 2020
Drink water often. Include green tea (if you can afford it).
Chew on 2 or 3 cloves intermittently through the day.
You mentioned a couple of things that worked for up to 3 or 4 hours, why don't you repeat them just before the effectiveness expires.
Treating halitosis is a marathon not a sprint so giving up on remedies after one week is not the way to go. Keep repeating any remedy that gives the slightest respite. Good luck.
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Pleads For Out-of-court Settlement In Ortom’s N10bn Suit by Helju: 9:10am On Oct 14, 2020
Kyrian,
I suppose this is fiction. Very well written. You are really good at what you do. Congratulations.

holaralph:
REMOVE ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH END SARS IN YOUR PHONES NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please don't ignore. Read through and warn your children.
Just as I left the hospital

Before I got to the intersection.

They pulled before us in a black Toyota Sienna.

Blocking us from moving further.

These men.

In black and blue jeans.

And black tight t-shirts.

Heavily armed.

Sunglasses as usual.

Climbed out of the vehicle.

My driver exhaled heavily.

"These people again."

Eight men.

Two moved toward the Taxify.

Gun raised.

Cocking their rifles as though they had caught some criminals.

I sat calmly.

If you are a young man who frequents Taxify or Uber in Lagos, you'd probably get used to that embarrassment.

I had nothing with me just my phone.

And the medication I had gotten from the hospital.

I was so weak.

Massive headache.

While they approached I asked my driver.

"Who are those guys?"

"Haaa. Bros, na SARS o."

I said.

"I thought they have banned these guys?"

He looked at me.

"For wia. Na today?"

I sighed.

The two approached one on each side of the car. I kept my hands in plain sight and made no sudden moves.

One of the men shouted at my driver.

"You no go wind down? Abi you want us to beg you?"

The Taxify driver quickly hit the window button as he screamed forcing a smile.

"Aaah officer of the law no vex, sir! I throw way salute."

The one who had shouted approached my window.

I was looking away.

He shouted.

"Oga, you no dey greet person abi you no see us?"

I slowly turned my head and looked at him.

"Officer, good afternoon, sir."

"Afternoon. Who are you?"

I was about to answer.

He shouted.

"Oga, come down?!"

One of his folks standing a few steps away shouted.

"Who be dis person wey no dey hear us? Na one of those protesters? Devil go welcome am for hell now if he be one of those protesters."

He cocked his gun and approached my Taxify.

It was a lonely road.

No onlookers.

A few cars passed by the other side of the lane.

I gently got down from the car.

I greeted again.

Both of them.

"Officers, good afternoon, sir."

My driver came out and said.

"Na my passenger! I pick am from that hospital down the road."

The one who had asked me who I am shouted at him.

"Shut up! Did we ask you anything? You dey mad? Your moda!"

Then he turned to me.

"Oga, who are you?"

"My name is Kyrian Chiemelie, sir."

"What do you do? Wetin dey your pocket?"

"I am a writer, sir."

"Journalist?"

"No, sir. Author, scriptwriter, filmmaker, sir."

"Oga, wetin dey your pocket?"

"My phone, sir."

"Bring it out."

I dug out my phone.

"Unlock it."

"Why?"

The other one shouted attracting the rest, pointing his gun at him.

"You are asking us questions? Are you stupid?"

I said.

"No, sir. But none of you has the right to search my phone. I didn't do anything wrong."

One shouted, running toward us.

"Who dey yarn that rubbish? Na one of the protesters? Shoot the modafuvker!"

The other one said.

"We never know na when we search him phone we go know."

The Taxify driver said to me.

"Please, unlock your phone. You know what is going on already."

The one pointing rifle at me shouted.

Eyes widened.

Dark lips.

Unsmiling face.

"Oga, unlock your phone for the last time!"

As I used my fingerprint he snatched my phone from me immediately.

Handed it to the last folk who approached us.

He seemed to be the leader.

He started to go through my phone as he said.

"What did you say you do again?"

"I am a filmmaker, sir."

"Actor?"

I shook my head.

"Basically writing."

He looked at me.

"You look tired."

I said.

"I just dey come back from the hospital. The one down there."

"Wetin dey do you? COVID-19?"

"No, sir. Na stress and little sickness. My doctor has given me some tablets, I will be fine in a couple of days."

As he scrolled through my phone the others watched.

Gun pointed up, down. A few at me.

I remained chilled.

He asked.

"And you are not one of the end SARS protesters."

I remained silent.

One of them moved toward me as though he wanted to hit me his rifle.

I dodged.

"Oga, dey ask you, you dey ignore am."

The man said.

"Leave am. Make I see end SARS pictures on his phone first and he is gone with the gun."

I was still silent.

A few minutes later.

One said to the one with my phone.

"Oga, did you see any pictures of end SARS on his phone?"

"I never see one."

I said.

"Sir, can I go, please? There is nothing on my phone."

He looked at me.

"Are you teaching us our job?"

"Not at all, sir. But there is nothing on my phone. My doctor said I should not stand too long."

Two laughed.

"You dey tell us na. We wey no get doctor make we die. We wey dey use chamist cure our infection and malaria."

I didn't say a word.

One of them approached me and showed me some images on his phone.

Dead bodies.

Fresh corpses of youth, both male and female.

Lying by the bush.

Blood gushing from bullet wounds.

I looked at him, in fear.

He said.

"Shey dem dey shout end SARS we no dey catch anybody again o. But na make we see pictures of end SARS for person phone the person is gone. Dis ones wey you dey see so na some of the protesters o. Shey dey don die like dis? Dey will keep dying."

One shouted at him.

"Why you dey tell am this thing? Why you dey leak our secret? Do you know who he is?"

"Shey he talk say na filmmaker? He won't do anything."

Goosebumps rushed over me.

In actuality of how these guys are killing in reckless abandon.

The one with my phone said.

"I no see anything for him phone. He is free to go."

He handed my phone back to me.

Then said.

I took my phone and said.

"Thank you."

As I headed back to the Taxify, a Lexus Jeep was approaching behind us.

They rushed immediately and flew it to stop.

The Taxify driver got in and we started to drive off.

While I looked behind, watching as they dragged five guys out of the car.

About three wore t-shirts.

Boldly written 'EndSARS'.

The Taxify turned right at the intersection and I couldn't see anymore.

He shouted.

"Ah. These people are in trouble."

But I heard it barely ten seconds later.

It was loud from a distance.

Pooo!

Pooo!!

Pooo!!!

Three gunshots.

These guys are evil, I repeat very evil, kindly delete anything that has to do with ''ENDSARS''in your phone ����

.

Ikeja

Kyrian Chiemelie Offor
Crime / Re: SIP Contract Fraud: Court Sentences Man To 125 Years In Prison by Helju: 9:06pm On Sep 30, 2020
[quote author=Nemere2020 post=94475716]Court Jails Man 125 Years over Fake Social Intervention Programme Contract in Maiduguri

A Borno State High Court sitting in Maiduguri has convicted and sentenced one Allen Abel to a cumulative term of 125 years in prison for allegedly fraudulently obtaining food items valued at N12, 879,800.00 (Twelve Million Eight Hundred and Seventy Nine Thousand Eight Hundred Naira) on the pretext of executing a fake contract for Federal Ministry of Humanitarian Affairs, Disaster Management and Social Development (FMHDSD)’s School Feeding scheme under the Social Intervention Programme (SIP) of  the Federal Government.

125 yrs for just 12 million naira.
The judge is a criminal for giving such ruling.
People are defrauding the system of billions and are invited to state dinners with these type of judge in attendance.

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Family / Re: What Will You Do If You Have My Kind Of Parents? by Helju: 8:55pm On Sep 19, 2020
They don't deserve to be part of your life. That being said, if they ask for forgiveness, forgive them for your sake.
Forgiving them does not mean they become a part of your life. It just makes you move forward.
If you can put a stipend in their account every month as any child should do, please do......no amount is too small. They are bad parents, please don't join issues with them.
You don't have to communicate with them, just do your bit and leave them to God.
Business / Re: Burial Of Tonimas: Anthony Obiagboso Enukeme In Pictures by Helju: 7:35pm On Aug 15, 2020
I can see a casket beside the grave and it's not transparent.

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Politics / Re: Florence Ajimobi And Rauf Olaniyan In Exchange Of Words (video) by Helju: 6:40pm On Jun 28, 2020
XXLMANDIGO:
Prior to now, Makinde should have sent a delegation from the State government to commiserate with the family. The bitterness between the Governor and Ajimobi has festered for too long before his death.




I read that the governor offered assistance when Ajimobi was ill but the family rebuffed him.

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Business / Re: Access Bank Denies Sacking 75% Of Workforce, Closing Branches by Helju: 9:33pm On May 05, 2020
RALPHOW:
Access Bank staff should come out with their letters, if truly they were sacked.
Simple

They were sacked via email. My friend's neighbor is affected.
Health / Re: Lockdown: Abuja Residents Say They Are Not Resuming Work, COVID-19 Is Real by Helju: 8:45am On May 04, 2020
Nbote:
Most of dem were agitating and calling for an end to d lockdown.. I'm sure most of dem were some of those who initially claimed d virus was political and not as serious as been portrayed by d NCDC figures. I'm glad some of dem are beginning to com to their senses

Exactly. They called the pandemic a scam.
Health / Re: COVID-19: 'They Have Abandoned Me' – Susan Okpe, Benue Index Case by Helju: 1:13pm On May 02, 2020
alizma:
She should remain there until that her stupidity wash off her brain. I listened to her previous audio and I must commend the health minister, NCDC, and Benue state government for the attention they gave her.
A test was carried out which shows she was positive but she referred to the test as kangaroo test, the banue state government took her all the way from the state capotal to Abuja in an ambulance with a team of health workers. the minister gave her one on one audience despite his tight schedule and when she demanded for a copy of the test, it was made available to her, yet she didn't want to listen, all she wants is to be freed into the society. Two different doctors approached her for treatment, she turned them down claiming she doesn't have any symptom of COVID-19. Now she is talking about being abandoned and not given treatment. If she feels because she returned from outside the country that everyone should dance to her tune, she is joking.
She is just an old attention seeking woman. Why calling on idoma people, are they doctors? She should be calling on WHO to conduct a test on her rather than disturbing the peace of her people in the village

Well written.
Education / Re: Police Summon The Angry Zambian Father Who Beat His Son Over Poor Result by Helju: 1:12pm On Apr 23, 2020
This is Africa. Slapping is probably the most lenient way to discipline a child. I can imagine the pain in the father's heart.
As a parent if you have ever found yourself in such a situation, it is either the slap the child or you the parent will breakdown and cry. Trust me, that man is heartbroken.

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Family / Re: What Comes With Marrying The Breadwinner Of A Family? by Helju: 7:27am On Apr 19, 2020
Please cut your loses. You will only end up frustrated. And if he's saying you are not being supportive, he is ungrateful and he won't change.
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To Abba Kyari's Death by Helju: 9:50pm On Apr 18, 2020
Wooow. He was in his 80s?
What is the hue and cry about? He died of old age.
May his soul rest in peace.
Travel / Re: Abuja Taxi Driver Strips Naked After His Car Was Impounded By Security Officials by Helju: 5:36pm On Apr 14, 2020
Noted.
Please i am giving the little i can afford so don't be disappointed. quote author=PrayforTony post=88441936]

UBA bank sir. God bless you immensely[/quote]
Health / Re: Nursing Mother Commits Suicide In Uyo Over Pressure From Husband by Helju: 11:04am On Apr 11, 2020
I wish she would have talked to someone, even the neighbor about what she was going through.

I can relate with what she was going through but killing myself was never a valid option.... most of the time, I just hate my life.

I was in a similar situation years ago. I didn't know why people avoided me or were rude to me. God intervened.
A lady who had stopped talking to me for about 2 years called me up one day and said she just wanted to advise me cos maybe I was getting advise from the wrong people. She went on to tell me about the complaints my husband has been making about me to everyone he met . How he was afraid for his life in the house but was just managing the marriage. How I was making life unbearable for him and his family.
I was in shock. ....about the same period, another person saw me and said, thank God she has finally met me cos she had heard so much about me but didn't know me. My husband would go to their house with all kinds of stories and she told herself if she was a man, she would never marry.
To cut the story short, they got to hear my side of things (so many stories they were told were fiction by the way). They helped to spread the truth to those same people my husband went lying to. Now those people don't relate well with him anymore.
Na who shame catch now ? tongue

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Health / Re: NMA, NARD Threaten To Withdraw Services Over Invitation Of Chinese Doctors by Helju: 9:43pm On Apr 05, 2020
Thank God you have spoken up.
When the reporters did not say anything about this at the PTF briefing, I thought I was freaking out over nothing.

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Romance / Re: How To Cope With A Stingy Boyfriend? by Helju: 10:57am On Apr 02, 2020
He is showing his true colour. Marriage will not change him. He will think If you can feed him now, why can't you feed him when you get married.
My sister, waka pass. Don't let him turn you into the "man of the house".
Health / Re: COVID-19: A 240-Bed Isolation Center In Anambra At NYSC Camp Umuawulu/Mgbakwu by Helju: 10:51am On Apr 02, 2020
Is Senator Professor Ben Ayade seeing this?

Cross River State entered one chance with that man.
Politics / Re: Yakubu Dogara: How I Donated My 6 Month Salary In Building Covenant University by Helju: 11:15am On Jun 05, 2019
Dailyhappenings:
I have been a son to the Bishop since my University days. I first came in contact with Bishop David Oyedepo when I heard him say something in Bauchi in 1988 and it changed my entire life forever. 1988 in Bauchi. I picked it up and ran with it, and my life has been incredibly transformed.

For the last 27 years, I have been following the teaching I have received in Living Faith Church, faithfully.

I am a proud son of this Commission. Yes in the midst of wolves, I am a practicing Christian. No truly spiritual person ever gets stranded in life.


Many years ago, When Covenant University was taking off with its construction, I sacrificed my 6 months salary(as a lawyer in practice) wholesale to God for the construction of the University. It was a tough decision but I have never had to struggle for anything in life. Everything works in divine frequency for me.

Forget the riches and the blessings of the heathens, the blessings of the Lord maketh rich and added no sorrow. Nothing can be compared to serving God.

If it were not for the teachings we received on this altar, maybe all my political victories may not have come.

We had Goliaths in the run up to the election; there were Tobias and Sambalats. We had Balams who were asked to curse us but God was and is with us, for whom the Lord has blessed no man can curse.

It pays to serve God in this life and ultimately, in the life to come.

-Rt. Hon. Yakubu Dogara,
Speaker of the Federal House of Representatives.
Nigeria

Source: https://www.musictori.com/2019/06/how-i-donated-my-6-month-salary-in.html



Wooow. Well spoken Sir.
Didn't know he was a Christian.
Politics / Re: Dr. Bukola Saraki - 4 Years Of Service by Helju: 2:05pm On May 31, 2019
AutoReportNG2:
Hate him or love him... Personally, I think Saraki is strong, with all the legal battles and attacks he went through, he is a genius! Though he has his flaws, but I saluate him as someone who despite all odds remain standing.

He is a course that ought to be studied in all Political Science depts and course...

I saluate you Sir!!!


You have said it all. All hail SARAKI

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Politics / Re: Kajuru 66 Massacre, Killings: El-Rufai Visits Fulani Communities. Graphic Pix by Helju: 9:41am On Feb 17, 2019
Sirjamo:
I thought one Odidirinkalu in Onitsha said that nobody was killed in Kaduna!


He said 11people were killed last week.
TV/Movies / Re: "Blood Flowed, Heads Broken At Lagos BBNaija Auditions"- An Eyewitness Account by Helju: 5:04pm On Feb 02, 2019
Reading this was like watching a movie (I laughed plenty sha). I can't remember the last time I read a post this long. Please don't let your talent go to waste..... you are gifted in writing.

God bless you for not passing by/over a dying man.

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Family / Re: Items For A Marriage Introduction In Imo (Photos) by Helju: 2:11pm On Jan 10, 2019
The guy is stocking up his shop and celebrating it. Which kind marriage?
Family / Re: My Husband's Pride Wants To Ruin Our Home by Helju: 7:20am On Jul 15, 2018
don4real18:

Are you trying to tell us that his money is not in the property at all... That is, you did the foundation to the roofing on your own

Pls correct me if I am wrong. I think she bought the land in her name (from her share) & they built the house together. The owner of the land owns the property.

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Family / Re: My Husband's Pride Wants To Ruin Our Home by Helju: 7:10am On Jul 15, 2018
CrazeMan69:


People like you are the reason pastors are buying private jets. How will you open your stink hole to say God broke her home?
angry
Pls read with understanding, I did not say God broke her home.
CrazeMan, what is wrong in asking her to thank her God that she is not homeless & telling her to pray to God to take over the situation?
I suppose I should have told her to fall at his feet and beg for forgiveness. Mscheeeeew.

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Family / Re: My Husband's Pride Wants To Ruin Our Home by Helju: 6:38am On Jul 15, 2018
Congratulations my dear. You listened to the ministering of your guardian angel at the beginning and bought the property in your name. At this time, you should be thanking your God and ask for his will to be done in your life. One rarely wins the battle against her husband & his family, so prayerfully hand the battle over to your God & watch what happens.

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Politics / Re: AUDIO: Offa Bank Robbery Suspect Confesses To Be Working For Saraki by Helju: 11:18am On Jun 04, 2018
The robber said Saraki did not send them to rob. He also said Michael have them the weapons they used for the operation.
The heading of this news is so wrong.
Career / Re: Nigerian Police Salary Structure – How NPF Pay Officers by Helju: 6:55am On Mar 02, 2018
Apart from the recruits who earn below minimum wage, they earn almost twice what their grade counterparts in the federal civil service earn.

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Family / Re: How To Handle Husband That Eats Out When There's A Misunderstanding by Helju: 1:01pm On Feb 19, 2018
Continue making his meals. When he says he is not eating, sit down and eat that particular food & let him see you eat. Crying & being emotional will not help matters. It has not worked over the years so it will not work now. If this is his usual attitude, then he is just using it to control you cos he knows you will be hurt. My dear, toughen up & don't let your joy be dependent on him eating your food. He is only being controlling.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Advises Men In Relationships To Stop Acting Single by Helju: 10:56am On Jan 23, 2018
If your lady does not ask questions about your whereabouts (not nag)..... she does not care about you. She is with you for a reason which has nothing to do with love.

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