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voodoo85:
Sometimes i cut his nails. Anything else?

If he was in dis forum, he will be sayin he does all d op listed in d post 4 u too

Gorgeous58:
I always praise my man's hair style. In fact, I sometimes go with him to the barber's shop.

Ladies be formin gud gfs o.

even me too, I de praise my ex(s)

Dos tyms ur guy change electric bulbs or do sumtin handy do u compliment him?

My point is dat we (guys) can't always look at everytin, like wise u females don't look at everytin we do, besides its d tins we do dat don't count to us, dat matas to u. The feelin a girl gets 4 a guy hu takes her to a chinese restaurant may be less or same feelin she gets wen she is taken to a buka, dependin on how d guy n how him run e package.

@ op, if ur ex is andyblaze, feel free to wish him any one of ur choice.

But I honestly tink u need help b4 u kill sum one @ op

voodoo85:
I always say that i like his hair after barber! Anything else?

Easier said dan don, Women do d talk, but can't walk d talk.

Wat abt wen he cuts his nails? Do u tell him baby ur nails looks fyn? Cos na all des irrelevant tins women want make we de take note of

My humble opinion, dis is trash.

A gf makes her hair n wants u to comment on it b4 u even see it, a bf cuts his hair n a gf does not even take note if he did.

Guys how many tyms av u gfs/ wives compliment u on wednesdays evening afta shaving? Or friday/ saturday evenin afta barbin?

1

My ex is a mercedes regular, she is an embodiment of committment, although not flashy, but very reliable n ready wen u ar down, also very economical (low fuel consumption). But just like most owners of benz regular, I didn't maintain her, I park her any were, lastma official try to lock her tyre but d benz regular knw road to house. I ride anytin, she no de care, not until d day she saw me riding one old bycycle na dat day my regular go e no cum bak, lastma officials don hold her.

Wats more weird compared to sum one farting n d pple present smilin n applauding him? Little wonder y nigeria is derailin

D most common one na: u av just one 100,000 dollars in the mtn recharge n win promo, ur personal code is *1821721* (numericals for MUGU) call Frank on 0815925**** (glo number) for guidelines on redeemin ur prices. MTN every were u go.

Dat one cums at least twice monthly in differnent forms.

Scammers ar so many in naija, even on nland I gada mind fly my mail 4 one topic, since den I receive not less dan 20 mail daily ranging from s3x related issues to bank, flight, land, vehicles, tourism, moheeda n d likes, I go soon abandon dat mail 4 d hediat.

Den d normal 419:
Driver: Oga wetin u say u carry 4 my boot

1st passenger: na money wen my oga die leave, him die 4 mecca nai I say make I carry d money run, na from kano I de cum, I be wan take small but the talisman wen de d money no allow me, nai I say make I carry d bag cum find pastor 4 benin wen go help me pray commot d talisman.

In my language de ar called crickets.

If u av bin to d hospital to treat fever n charged 70k for 9 injections and 20 seeds of emzor paracetamol, u go know say "agbo" too can treat its God dat saves lives.

I tink d govt need to set up policies to encourage nigerians to go to hospitals.

I had a girl I once loved, my parents told me to leave her cos of tribal differences, I was bent on convincing dem de were wrong, n to tell dem she is different from odas, soon I discovered she was having an affair wit sum one in her sch, I was devastated cos I find out on my own, I asked her on a certain day n she denied it afta her deniel, we had sex afta d sex, I told her wat n how I discovered her secret, she cried n swore she is sorry n it wudnt happen again, cos of my immense luv 4 her, I forgave wit no reservations. Fast forward 2-3months later she discovered I too was avin an affair, u got to see her talkin abt it lyk I was a devil all my pleas fell on deaf ears n she used dat as an excuse to end our relationship, she told her friends n I felt so much lyk a bad guy, she went to date d guy she cheated on me wit.

Lemme explain sumtin: u gf is only acting up n dats how all women behave (all)

If u forgive her n marry her, I bet u will live wit a troubled conscience all ur life, her motive for beggin n pleadin may not be connected to her love 4 u, but her reputation, wat pple will say abt her n d guilt she will live wit 4 d rest of her life, u will be angry wit ursef 4 not giving her a second chance n u may neva trust anoda woman again.

If I were u, I won't av blown d trumpet, but I wud av dealt wit it in all secrecy, make her feel dis bad but I wud hold d evidences 4 future reference. Now u av blown d lid dis far, gettin bak to her is only makin a caricature of ur sef.

My friend let dat biatch role, n look 4 d next available biatch/ hoe

Chiamaka01:
Your assumption sounds feasible, @henrypraise. It makes me wonder...


Are you Ayodele Augustine?

M not Ayodele Augustine.

Dexpro:
Wicked!!!

May I knw who/ what Ayodele Augustine represent?

StealthyMe:
Nice point...but its still a probability

And considering the fact that FUNAAB doesnt offer Engineering courses

If trully FUNAAB does not offer engineerin courses, den d suspect may av said dos words as a bailout to maybe a toughg inhuman interrogation.

All my words ar of cause my assumptions judging from my follow up on sum police reports.

Wen I read/ watch police reports, I sumtyms shed tears, police ar d biggest liars dis world can eva know. Afta readin dis story lemme tell u my own conclusion.

The suspect is a fone repairer, he must av sumhow got himsef entangled wit a police officer or sumone hu knows a top police officer. The suspect might trully be a student n he repairs fone to see himself tru sch, I suspect d suspect to be an electrical student. Upon accosting him, he was asked to provide d receipts of d fones in his custody n wen he failed to do dat, he was labelled a fon thief n taken to d station. On d equipments dat cud be used to burgle a house, I see dos equipments as his workin tools (dos tiny screw drivers n dia lyks). On d burgled fone store, dat must av bin a story made up by d police officer.

I don't believe police report until I hear from d suspects demsefs in d absence of d police men. Not even written statements as most statements ar written under diuress.

De kip arresting d innocent n dos striving to survive while d real thieves drives big cars on d road.

Naija I de hail.

Wen eva, sum celebreties ar always on air n media is givin dem relevance for certain news, its a sign dat de ar goin down n de ar struggling to deal wit dat fact. I feel for a little for ini edo, m not sure she cooked gud meal 4 her ex hubby yet she is openin a restuarant. Chika ike I don't understand d basis for her public stunt I hope its 4 d best even anna macauley idibia sef all dos story of 2face wife in d kitchen is only to fight an inner trouble.

In my mind, I wish dem well Ini edo no see calabar put 4 restuarant name na edo she go put, na edo she cum from abi na calabar? I no de comfi wit dis

When given a role dat concerns d east/ igbos n blood money/ cults, pete edochie interpretes it so very well e.g the last ofalla.

Olu jacob how eva is very flexable I have even seen a film were he acted a young man goin to sch, he can act as an igbo king n speaks sum funny igbo tongues, in onome he even spoke urhobo.

Witout sentiment on d ground of flexibility I will take Olu jacob

Wit sentiment n interpretation of certain roles I will go wit Pete Edochie

I started avin doubts in apc as a party immediately I noticed de didn't stand to oppose d pdp opression of deltans, I knew in me dat d sharing formula in delta as a state favours both pdp n apc chieftains.

D elections in delta was a shame, it went peaceful in sum areas surprisingly uwvie local govt known as "I go die local govt area" elections were peaceful no shooting of gun, fight n d rest, how eva, I was told from reliable sources dat in okpe local govt, it was bloody n confusing...

I weep 4 delta state.

Sophyrocks:
You are not selfish? but you said you are concerned about satisfying yourself alone. Is that not a statement of a selfish person? hmm. Na you sabi o.

Just check d meanin of selfish on d web n was surprise dats a definition of my person, yes m selfish n its gud, its bin doin well 4 me n my relationships.

Sophyrocks:
You are going to see that Selfish people NEVER have a happy marriage. Its always one problem after another. Selfish people are better of as singles for life so that they can satisfy themselves to the fullest. Just like the Op's wife, that woman is very selfish and she is causing pain for her husband. Same as you, when you continue to be all about satisfying yourself alone, you will cause pain to your partner and your children. Your partner will even follow suit and start satisfying herself alone too then the marriage becomes unbearable.

I like dis ur write up, very matured n precise, but d fact still remain its beta dat d op pleases himsef n stop pleasin his wife cos its only gonna make her get more selfish n irritated towards him.

I am not a selfish person, m very kind. U av not encountered sumone as kind as me

Sophyrocks:
Dnt worry. you will soon see something when you get married. Carry on. nothing do you.

Wit or wit out ur endorsement to carry on, I will carry on, If I may ask, wat ar dos tins m yet to see?

All dat matas is pleasin mysef 4 instance: I will buy a car 4 my wife not cos I want to but cos I don't want her to share mine wit me, just as I will get a tv 4 my kids in dia room not cos I like to but cos I don't want dem to disturb me wen m watchin wat I want, hope u get me? All u do just ensure u please ursef n stop pleasing sumbody, a smart person will take ir further by lettin u tink he is doin u dos favour cos of u, but d truth is dat he is doin dos favours cos of himsef.

Sophyrocks:
This is the problem with some people. people going into marriage with the wrongest mindsets. Always believing they know so much thinking all women are the same and thinking relationship is the same as marriage, even deceiving themselves that some women remain the same in marriage. You claim to be happy in your selfish relationships without knowing the thoughts or how the other partner feels about it. The ladies may be letting you have your way now but after marriage, you will hear another story. and that is how you want it to continue in marriage? I pity you. If everybody is interested in only pleasing themselves then divorce will continue to increase. No wonder there are many issues in marriages. Then when women complain about this, you will say they nag too much. You will come back here with your story. I doubt you even know what 'Marriage' means.

Stop decievin ursef, all women ar same dia is no difference. N if I always please mysef in my relationship, I don't see any reason y I shud complain, any lady dat can't cope shud find her level, I plan to giv birth to only one child n I have a reason (to please mysef) once I get dat den every oda tin falls into place.

Sophyrocks:
You just said the truth ke? This your comment is an excuse for you not knowing much about women. With this your mentality, you will soon come back to nairaland when you get married to post stories that touch. If you dnt know anything about women or do not care about the issues with women or have no idea what makes women tick, pls do not get married. its not by force. just remain single with this your mentality. A selfish person can never have a happy marriage.

i knw more abt women dan u, d op said he does his best to please his wife n she still frustrates him, he shud stop pleasing he n pleas himsef. i dont knw wat i av said wrong now. my best relationships were d once i pleased mysefs.

slinkky:
Oga are you married? and if you're is this how you treat your wife. Everything is about you, with no regards for her. Don't you think such attitude is borne out of selfishness.

i am not married but i just said d truth. dia is no need to try to please anybody not even ur wife, just try to be responsible abt it.

Orukuruku pple no want make I be ftc, I shall conquer IJN

liyuboy:
Hello Peep, i need ur advise,, i am married to a woman i tot was of a certain characteristics upon marriage and two years down the line my only source of happiness are the two children (Boy and Girl) we have.

Despite all I do (as bread winner) to please her she is not appreciative, she disrespect me, she doesn't cook for me, she complains too much, she compares me to her father daily even though i have told her her mother has a better character than her that is why her father would do anything to please her.

I am always unhappy becos of her character, i am thinking of seeking divorce.

What do u guys think?

I won't advise u to consult anybody or ask her questions of how u have wronged her, all I will tell u is do not divorce her.

Howeva, I can tell u wat u av done wrong: U av sold ur happiness by tryin to please ur wife, my friend stop pleasin ur wife n please ursef, in everytin u do, pls ursef even in s3x (don't take any enhancer to do more dan is required), ensure u pls ursef, go out wen u like n cum in wen u like, drop money if u can n don't drop if u knw u av need 4 it. Just ensure dat in pleasin ursef, u ar bin responsible, I bet u, she will call u her king.

Women don't need to be pleased, a woman is pleased wen her king is pleased.

Everybody don tire 4 naija wahala n d ebola case is just d needed bad name dat shud be given to d dog b4 it is hanged, de av seen a reason n trust me dia citizens will defend d reasons btw once nigerians ar rejected abroad, everybody will cum bak home to rescue d sinkin ship... No body is running anywere, same shud be don to all children of polithiefians, we all will stay, enjoy n suffer in dis naija, dem no see ozoro poly or shaka momodu poly enter. Make dem cum home cum find admission na only 200k per person, make lecturers frustrate dia papa small.

Wit all des, I can assure u we don't want a Buhari, we want our GEJ, Buhari had his chance if he was so smart n bla bla bla, he wudnt av bin ova thrown, so far nobody has over thrown GEJ dats a feat dat surpass GMB.

If GMB so love nigerians let him contest for as a governor or a local govt chairman position n transform his state wit all d plans he has for Nig. M sure its gonner be an easy ride for him, wen we see his exploits n achievement in his state or local govt, we may consider votin him as our president.

Truth is bitter but it must be said.

Team GEJ

I lyk ur write up OAM4J very educative, looks very unbias wit a slight touch of abusive word but dat can be pardoned.

I am a fan of Jonathan not a fan of PDP, Howeva my loyalty is to Nigeria not a person (not even Jonathan).

In as much as ur write up is sound, I will want to criticise/ shed light on sum statement: it may be be tru dat weneva buhari's name is mentioned as a candidate 4 apc, jonathans supportaers ar quick to advise d apc to field a better candidate, u will agree wit me dat same is also said wen d name of atiku is also mentioned.

My point is: most pple wants nigeria to get better n irrespective of political party, d best candidate is who d masses will support, n 4 now, d masses tink n knw GEJ is better, on a level ground, if an unknown party fields a person such as madam oby n she get enough publicity, I bet majority of nigerians will vote 4 her (if d election isn't rigged). It goes a long way to tell u dat we ar all patriots but we av different views on hu will take us to d promise land.

Nigerians ar seeing n I can assure u, we knw GEJ, Buhari, Atiku, kwankwaso, Ameachi n d likes ar not d best 4 nigeria but among all des, Janathan is better till we av any party fieldin d lyks of Oby, fashola, Oshiomole, akpabio, Ribadu.

Tank u.

All I can see is Berem an old woman lookin lyk an elder sister to Buhari (such resemblance wow!!)