₦airaland Forum

One gain abt midnight calls is dat it reduced witch pressing activities.

I will first ask: wat part of urhobo?

Takin 4 instance d followin names means same tin in dia category but slightly diff spellins n pronounciation:

Rumene--okpe
Rukeme--Uvwie/ agbon
Rukevwe--agbaro/ orogun
Rukoma--isoko

Mamekpe--uvwie
Mamuyovwi--agbaro/ orogun
Mamuromu--okpe
Mamuzo--isoko

Onome--agbaro n d rest of urhobo
Oneme--Okpe n uvwie

Akpevwe--d rest of urhobo
Akpemie--okpe/ uvwie

Ochuko--d rest of urhobo
Othuke--isoko

So wat part of urhobo does ur person cum from?

I wud chose d popular Akpos 4 dem, its a unisex name, its popular n its easy to pronouce.

Howeva, if u lookin 4 sumtin difficult, go 4 "Orhienosonobrugwebruru" or "ekpakpasimaga"

Dis kinda babe will still look us in d eyes n say: "baby tell me m I beautiful"? Trust us men, we will tell u "u look like an angel" in our mind: an aent from hades

angelsing:
This Apc has no plan for Nigeria is an assumption which I will be glad if u can give me fact to back it up....you said u known the government has done everything right?. Like how our citizen are dying everyday, like granting pardon to known convicted felons, saying corruption is not stealing..Is senator Ndume who was found to be a financial for boko haram not in Pdp, has he been persecuted, what about the subsidy scam?. The fail attempt to buy ammunition from S.A..boko haram might have started as political tool but the way he went about like its not his business. I can go on and on. He has done some good things as well, like the railway sector, agriculture, power even though its still not stable there is a progress there but for the fact he can't do its primary objective as a president I.e protection of life and properties its just part of my reason why I feel he has not done well... Imagine after the girls were kidnapped, everybody was clamoring for him to meet with the parent of the children but he refuse only for a 17yrs old foreigner to tell him to this and he did..Am just tired jare

Again, I will tell u to learn how to decipher propaganda n lies from truth n facts. Most of d presidents words ar most tyms taken out of context. One tin I knw is dat I am not goin bak to egypt, I will kip movin till I reach d promise land. A problem dat began in 1914 cannot be sloved at once, It has to be gradual. U either stand wit d umbrella to shield u durin dis turbulent time, or be swept away wit d broom u holdin.

angelsing:
I think people of Imo state rate Rochas high, I might be wrong but from the few things have seen some of them post here they think highly of him...Regarding if they are myopic or not, this present government has done everything wrong, I wud rather vote for somebody else than him, I hope all the presidential candidate can participate in debate then we will know if the other candidate are myopic or not

U shud stop tinkin n go look at wat is on ground, I am very gud in deciphering truth n facts from media lies n propaganda, n I can tell u, apc av no gud plans for nigeria @ d fed level, @ least no plan better dan wat pdp is offerin.

Abt hu has don sumtin wrong, I knw d govt has done everytin right, its d people dat have done everytin wrong, most nigerian citizens still want to be spoon fed n live in d fatansy of everytin is fyn, I don't blame dem cos even d israelites once said: "it wud av bin better if we stayed in egypt dan bringing us to dis wilderness"

angelsing:
Guess we but have our preference...seriously am just tired of anything PDP..they have been ruling this country for the past 15 yrs and all I see is statue quo.. Same thing all over again....I just want something different just like how the American's got tired of the republican and voted for democrat...I just want something new..sigh!

Sayin u want to vote 4 sumtin new n votin apc is playin a word on ursef, tell me wats new abt apc? All I see currently in apc is old n myopic notin new not until I see d new n d change u ar talkin abt dats wen I will vote an apc candidate 4 president.

Lemme try to make a point oshiomohle is a change, same is rauf aregbesola but not rochas, not tambuwa, not amechi, not tinubu, not buhari, apc has d change in sum state like benin, but in d fed level all I see is old.

angelsing:
I for one never think Jonathan is capable of anything like that infact I know he is too religious to ever consider such but the problem I have with him is his action toward the whole debacle...I just felt he became a president when he was not ready for it...whoever thinks jonathan is capable of that is so wrong though I will vote against him in the coming election

Gej is not d best, I will vote against him only wen I see a better candidate, not buhari or atiku. Maybe oby ezekwezeli, adams oshomohle, akpabio, donald duke etc. 4 now m gonna vote 4 GEJ

nagoma:
"This is President Goodluck Jonathan’s situation at the moment as he faces a more than cloudy presidential election in 2015. It is clear that Nigeria, a not so fortunate country with regard to qualitative leadership, is terribly divided along politically created religious fracture lines. The fact remains that no President, in the history of this nation, has succeeded, through complicit actions and inactions, in polarising the nation as much as President Goodluck Jonathan. This fact is already in the public domain. My concern however, is to expose the underbelly motivation of Mr. President’s handlers’ religious hoodwinking of Christians in Nigeria. Christians need to know that they need not rush to give support to just any leader who mouths Christianity, without carrying out diagnostic examination of such a leader. The Bible enjoins us to “prove all things; hold fast that which is good” (1 Thessalonians 5:21)."

- Pastor Gabriel Olalekan Popoola .

if i understand ur post, u said GEJ's actions/ inactions is responsible for the calamities befalling the nation., u can either face ur problem squarely now or u face it later. GEJ is facing nigeria's problem squarely n i want him to continue

OrlandoOwoh:
We may just have to resort to tolerance till February next year when Jonathan is voted out.

once again, ur lame mind is buyin n sellin within itsef, wake up GEJ is gonna lead n rule u n ur kinsmen till 2019, u should be concerned about joining the army by february either u join d nigerian army or u join the BH army. choose wisely.

i like our gist, no hard feeling bro. Orlando Owoh.

OrlandoOwoh:
Why is it hard for some of you to think straight? There is no way APC or any party can end Boko Haram. The President has the power to. He, and not Buhari, is the C-in-C. He controls all security agencies?

Straight thinker, are troops not dia fighting now? or do u want him to hold a gun and go dia himsef? oh i tink i av a clever idea, once a soldier always a soldier, GMB should be called bak from retirement n sent to the war front to confront bh.

why dont u enlist into the army and play ur own role instead of buying n sellin propaganda?

OrlandoOwoh:
Some of you are jurt too weak intellectually. The OP and the analysts in Aljazeera have not said Jonathan is behind Boko Haram, but that his INACTION against them is a way of disenfranchising or reducing the votes of APC whose stronghold, the North East, is the theatre of insurgency. In conflict study, we call some people spoilers. These are the people who feel because they are not going to benefit from a thing, watch it go bad or actually make it go bad.

see ur strong intellectual mind, if GEJ is watching it go bad cos he tinks/ wants to disenfranchise d majority of the opposition voters( according to ur strong lame mind), y den has the opposition not taken a cue n try to end bh demsefs wat eva lame propaganda ur lame mind is cookin, keep it to ur sef n proffer solutions; stop spreading propaganda. if propaganda is anytin to go by, GMB should be locked up by now: "dogs n bamboos will be soaked in blood"

noblezone:
Bros, you dont "know" Jonathan ooo.
So you don't know he "caused" the Biafran genocide?

I tink I knw him better dan u do, he caused d 1st n 2nd world wars, he wanted to de-populate d north, he also caused d hunger n disease ravaging somalia n sudan cos he wanted to de-populate d north, he used d pfizer pharm kini as a strategy to also de-populate d north. Bh n dia sympathizers should take him to hague, he also caused d arab spring...

Yeye de smell.

Sumtyms I wonder y pple don't tink, did GEJ kill dos youth corpers cos he wanted to de-populate d north? Or did GEJ bomb dos dos catholic churches cos he wanted to de-populate d north? Dat was d begining days of bh, d northern elites stood, kept quiet n watch @ dat tym.

In 1996 n 1997 wen christians were being killed in d north I guess GEJ was also de-populating d north, just dat dia was no aljazeera den to cova n giv analysis, d fulani herdsmen goin on a killin spree in d middlebelt n ogwashuku ar GEJ kinsmen de-populating d north. Or ur lazy, coward as5 maj-general broda fleeing from d battle front is GEJ de-populating ur kinsmen in d north

Majek Fashek top dat list

Emeka Ike is on his way

Hank anuku still join

Denrele better watch it

Black face

Faze

Na apc wey hide 9ice yansh

Rugged man own don finish na mouth remain

We de look charlieboy abi man

U wan marry witout parents consent? Na u born ursef?

Parents consents are important n neccessary but we shudnt depend on dem. Except u wan hire parents.

Naija business idea: parents higher enterprise.

Ronaldo is a product of hard work, messi is a product of grace n raw talent.

Were ronaldo will fall down n plead 4 penalty messi struggles n scores or pass d ball.

Ronaldo has a life outside football messi does not.

Ronaldo is known in okokomaiko but messi is known in france n beyond.


Ronaldo is gud but messi is d best

emusmith:
Scrabble nko?

I don't like scrabble, I'd rada do chess

Sudoku n cross word puzzle becomes my friend wen m bored

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gebest:
SO BETWEEN APC ND PDP WHO IS NOW D BOKO HARAM SPONSOR? Dis is a man JEG went to visit 2geda with ALIMODU SHELTHIEF for what purpose, only God's knows. Are u guys not seeing hand writing on d wall.

Wat hand writtin ar u talkin abt? I don't knw how u pple tink.

midasbliss:
Feb 20th

U ar one day younger, m still searchin 4 19 of feb. Look like its only me.

J3nnyluv:
Maybe just maybe...
Y do guys ask such qstn? Ansa: Cos every guy want to atleast disvirgin one gal in deir lyf tym.

To sum extent u ar correct, but sumtyms we don't wanna waste time wit virgins cos dia own idea of love is diff, dia brains ar still wired to d thoughts of knight in shinning armour n de will giv u too much stress; again de becom very clingy once u disvirgin dem n de may be very unpredictable afta d deed.

She needs to be re-disvirgined.

D girl neva ready, she ba de enjoy d city of bleep.

I don't trust dis report, infact I see it as a big lie.

I tink dia is a blackmail goin on.

Cow/ animal blood is used to feed fish, I av not being to lag b4 but I presume ikorodu is a swampy area, I tink d man in question either uses d blood to prepare blood meal 4 his life stock/ fish stock as d case may be.

Again he must av gotten himsef entangle wit d "wrong" person ova a land dispute matter n d person has laid ambush 4 him.



In anoda case, d man may be usin d blood 4 fetish purpose, but I knw its not d "goin to drop d blood in d house of his rival n later callin d police" gibberish as told 4rm d report. Infact dat line instantly tell me dat his rival is d one planin dis blackmail.


Naija police n dia reports ar so dumb n dumbly written

mysticgal:
Bros you just spewed nonsense,fyi i never wanted to quote you but to tell you my mind no gree me.mtcheew

I also didn't want to quote u, but I knw u av a very small brain maybe d size of a walnut or ur intelligence quotient is so low n u find it difficult to comprehend, I wudnt av bin bothered if u were beautiful, but ugliness wit no brain, is a CAPITAL NO for me.

FYI Neva in ur life quote a warri man n spew trash... .

Most pple commentin here ar women, dis feelin u get bein wit kids is d feelin fathers crave 4 from dia kids, but work n all dat doesn't giv dem dat chance.

Children ar so amazing, dia innocence n unbiased opinion of life.

My neighbours daughter of about 4 or 5yrs saw hair on my chest n asked me: "uncle henrypraise hu fix dis attachment for u? Its very fyn o" I almost choked wit laughter.

Sum key element in d story: church, 11 years old boy (not man), no education, electricity, youtube, 300 pple

An eleven year old boy wit access to internet in naija will spend all his mb on po:rno, a typical naija church will prefer to collect tithe n increase school fees witout giving bak to d pple, a typical naija journalist reportin dis news will make mention of d govt or giv appraisal to d state govt. A typical nlander will ask 4 d state or tribe d boy cums from.

Naija make we learn to tink n execute instead of castin blames n waitin 4 GEJ/ GMB

Not tru at all, wen m sick, I hate it wen anybody tries to cum near me n start playin nice (I take exception to only my mom) girl friends ar all jokers, de show care n concern cos de plan on usin it as a talkin point later, I don't fall pray to dia antics.

Wen m sick, my best friend bcoms fluids especially water n pple tink I lyk hearing dem say doh, sorry or pele, but I hate dos words.

GFs stop tellin ur bf sorry, doh, pele; go out n get drugs n stop stealing cuddles from my hot/warm temperature telling me doh.

AfricanApple:
henrypraise

M here, y did u invoke me?

P.T.I (petroleum training institute) in effurun delta state is d best school in nigeria in terms of engineering courses. D praticality de deal wit is so immense n no anoda sch can compare wit it, little wonder dia graduate control d oil n gas sector.