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All des kind talk nai de annoy me o, doc n engineers de copmpete, hu library n info sci student or business admin student or even education student wan follow compete?

Doc n engineers, abeg make una park well b4 we go protest make everybody get equal chance same tin wen dem de giv eductaion student of college of edu nai dem go de giv doc n engineers

pappyrose:
Feel free to ask questions about your unique experience of anger. Let's rub minds together on how you can improve on anger management.

Dear anger counsellor,

I felt angry wen a female friend I av not met but have huge attraction 4 told me her bf is cumin to visit her, in an instant I felt angry n cudnt decipher d reason I was angry, wat do u tink was d reason, how do I kip talkin to my female "friend" n not tink abt her bf cumin around her?
How do I control dis anger? I don't even want her to knw I felt angry.

N:B I don't knw if she has same feelins I av for her. She is an angel in human form.

naijaboiy:
Woman-wrappering for bank?

Your own strong

Were else can u meet workin class yellow chicks if not @ d bank? M afta d chick not her wrapper.

My own category no de dia o, na to de observe pretty yellow chicks wen de cum deposit or withdraw heavy money, I must see word tell u, either ur hair, or I go give u biro or I help u pik ur slip wen fall, d most important tin be say u go see me, u go smile or laugh den u go drop ur number. Or I go giv u my own deposit slip n money make u help me pay (dats if u ar already in front of d queue) den I go de watch u for corner, u must find me bak to giv me my teller, na dat tym gist go start.

pappyrose:
Henrypraise. Life is just a moment. Don't let urs pass u by.

tank yhu pappyrose, i feel inspired.

I remembered I made a post sumtym ago dat d Doctors hu treated n curtailed ebola in nigeria did notin out of d ordinary though dia actions ar commendable n nlander wanted to crucify me, now dis woman is an example of sumbody doin sumtin dat is commendable, she mustnt die first like d case of d female Doc.

Nigerians shud take a cue, dis woman stand to gain notin, not even consultation fee as in d case of doctors, notin she only want d best 4 her pple.

A pidgeon, a zebra finch n a bat ar closely related, just dat a a bat has d abilities of a primate. I suggest u go for a bat (preferably a vampire bat).

How many wud u want? U can contact me n I don't mind supplyin u bat(s) even to quantity of a thousand. Don't worry I will giv u for free just mail me u addy.

Hahahaha

iamaromolaeran: I need suggestions....cos I ain't feeling the way we have been playing in our recent games

Suarez will definitely bring d missin tooth

Amongst all d pple hu commented on d supposed video/ pix of killing shekau impostor, sum one said, d alive shekau had no hair on his chest but d supposedly dead shekau had a forest of hair on his chest.

It is apparent dat d war is a mind game/ media game, d nigerian military shud stop informin d public 4 now, if de ar not sure of dia facts, de shud hold bak dia story. We need truth not dis mind game BH n NA ar playin on nigerians.

D NA will accost n crush any BH shekau or APCau.

oman100 Omizu mare

Long live d okpe kingdom

Long live delta state

Y buy d cow wen u can get d milk 4 free (Albert Essien renouned pysicist 1887)

Wat category does Andyblaze fit? I will nominate Andyblaze if he fits in dis category

Kanwulia: I love a neat/clean home!
You just do the best you can!
You don't have to be NEUROTIC about it!

I prefer TIDY AND CLUTTER-FREE!

I clean my house myself. . . . no cleaner can clean it the way I want o!
After ABUSING them once for $300 per cleaning session, they never come back!

*tufiakwa to London homes o*

See as u hijack d tread from d person wen start. U be hijacker?

Y can pple not stop doin dis?

Wen u see des pple spend money, its almost like d job de ar doin isn't risky.

Gud one de were caught. Spoilin n tarnishing nigeria image everywere. De shud be disgrace n dia property taken from dem, den de shud be locked up 4 a long tym wit hard labour

Everybody de talk how sweet it is now o, no body talk of wife material or husband pocket or man enough o.

Marketing in nigeria is highly under rated n under thought

Mechanical engineering is highly under rated n under thought

Oceanography n photography

Marine courses.

One annoyin tin abt friendzone is dat everybody around u knw u av bin friendzoned except u. U only realise u were friendzoned wen d girl in question is no longer around u.

How eva, wen a dude realise he was friendzoned, he turns to a monster wit a sword (di.ck) in hand, his mistakes must av bin learnt n he goes abt slaughtering any girl he cums in contact wit to pay 4 d crime of d 1 who friendzoned him

Dats my love story.

Fashola has not shown how intelligent he is, he is only tryin to score cheap points n I don't n won't fall 4 it

Ebola eradication was/ is a combined effort, n kudos goes to nigeria/nigerian not lagos/ lagosian.

By the way y was lagos given 200m if d fed didn't try, d doctors n nurses were doin dia job. We shud thank dem n stop creating disunity just to score cheap point

No, I can't.

Funjosh: Clap for yourself Chinenyen and iwonbaoko

Wetin dem two de drag sef wit plenty grammer? Na all des grammer de carry virus enter nland.

4 me kunle is d best tin dat eva happened to nollyhood 4 now (I don't knw abt yoruba or igbo directors).

The writer talked abt Kunle not having a style of his own, I don't totally agree, I watched his film d "figurine" abi na "araromire" I go call am. Comparing dat wit "october 1", it is clear dat he is consistent on building loyalty to his nation, "the figurine" is one of d best film I av watched n d rhetoric it left in my mind at d end still makes me ponder on how a nigerian film was able to achieve dat feat in my mind.

In as much as I don't agree wit d writer on sum parlance, I still tink d write up was superb, kunle needs both critics and appraisals to grow n transform nollyhood.

4 me d sellin point of kunle is his ability to make us feel dat nigeria is our country n we shud av a deep sense of loyalty to d nation, he even demonstrate it by using indigenious crew. (N its in line wit d "transformation agenda of GEJ) d transformation have to cum from witin our soul n current generation have to feel wat d balewas, azikiwes, maucauleys felt wen de were in pusuance of nigeria independence.

Tank u.

Make I fast book space o

Odilafta: I be woman o
I understand you but shey ashawo wey sabi cook dey responsible?

Shuuoooo!!!! U be woman? I tink say u be guy o.

If ashi sabi cook na to her advantage

Sum ashi wen don kwango na d cookin dem take de hold sum men local na, confuse d man den d man go forget d ashi mara put dem 4 huz.

Sabi cook or not shudnt be a criteria 4 responsible woman sha, But experience has shown dat most women hu don't knw how to cook ar irresponsible, u will agree wit me dat feedin is very expensive n one role of a wife is to manage her husband n his resources, if she can't cook, de spend more on eateries thereby putting a drain pipe in d pocket of either hersef(if she works or her husband (hu most tyms don't knw how to cook also)

Odilafta: Nairaland boys (because men are too busy for this) trying so hard to restore their dead and buried ego through insulting and using deregatory words on women since 1815AD

OP and his praise singers have been fed tastless okro and bitterleaf soup by their new catch of a lovepeddler

Dis man u don reach here

But talk tru e gud make woman sabi cook na, even man e gud make man still sabi cook.

For african setting any woman wen no sabi cook na wash ooo

Odilafta:

Correct guy, but d truth be say I no go fit marry hu carry tattoo, I go de tink say she too spoil b4.

Odilafta: The question is,"would you marry someone with tattoo's or not?" You were not asked to "share your 21st and 26th dating story where you had a mohawk head.

Guy take am easy o, no find trouble wen u no go fit carry o, if u no fit deduce d ans from d story no quote me. U hear?

Wen I was 21 I dated a girl wit abt 4-5 tattoo on her body, I had a mohawk hair do n I was considering gettin a tatt our relationship was incredible, u got to see d both of us, tins happened n we lost contact. Fast forward m 26 now n we bumbed into each oda, she still look beautiful n we agreed we gonna date, I took her to my dads place n u got to see d eye lookin, even my dog no spare d girl, my friends hu didn't knw us den started askin 4 her number, na dat tym I knw say 21 yrs relationship n 26 yrs relationship no be same.

My point hu get tattoo go like hu carry tattoo, hu no get tattoo sum go like but most no go like.

All dos igbo girls wen get hair full everywere shey una don see wetin de worry una?

sheybi dat wart kini na STD?

Daewoo!!!!! I use to like dat car dat year, my uncle had a deawoo racer (I fancy d name die) I always tot I kept seeing less n less of daewoo car until now I knw d reason.