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Wat abt weda make she shiit 4 ur huz abi make she no shiit? Wat abt farting? Girl go stay huz wit u 3 days n she no fart, women una can hide tins.....

pappyrose:
So u can't spend to take care of ur gf, what's d probability that u will spend to take care of ur wife?

This beautiful psychologist has a point, howeva d probabilty is very slim, wats the essence of female equality if i shud spend on my wife?

luvlyqueen:
interview ke?i just pity d poor grl,ur heart ismade of firewood

y is it difficult to answer d damn interview question? Or ar u on ur period?

My heart is made of titanium not firewood

Sermwell:
Hmmm...so you can't go through all these for someone you truly love? Haba bros! For me, I will be so glad if I find myself doing this for my girlfriend cuz I believe...LOVE DON'T COST A THING!!!

Lollzz, I can go tru all dat if I want to be charitable but if its cos of love, my broda I won't even try it.

Hehehe my broda love cost everytin don't let dem deceive u.

Its difficult to continue witout parents consents but as a person in love, u need to ask wat dia reason is, u will be amazed @ wat de see dat u ar not seeing. But in cases wen de ar wrong n u knw it, den approach ur parents tru maybe an uncle or aunty, dats d best bet, don't try to prove a point by sendin ur spouse to live wit ur moda/ parents ooo, its only goin to get worst.

urhoboman:
Does such still happen in this 21century??

Urhoboman, mavor, na u go de talk dis kind tin? Yea it does happen, n most tyms especially dis generation, d parents ar right.

Henrypraise was here

ok

pappyrose:
Na wa for u o. U should understand that women go thru different seasons, and dy need dr loved ones to b thr for/with them during those seasons.

@Op, I think u should take her to a doctor for proper counseling. Don't just give her drugs without prescription.

Counsellor, u must find/ link everytin to counselling.

make I ask u, period na sickness? Abi period na belle? Na gf we de talk abt oo, no be wife o; if I take gf go see doc un top her period nai be say na me sentence my sef na. Hu go pay d bill?

D tantrums n neck bending wen we de cum back from d hospital go extinguish dangote wallet sef talkless of my own.

luvlyqueen:
do u hv a grlfriend

No I don't, do u wanna fill d space? Pm ur resume to my mail box ensure u add ur different workin experiences in regards to d field u applyin for n d reason y I need to employ u as my gf.

Answer d damn interview question: how do I cope wit ur tantrums wen u ar on ur period? Ur next post will determine if u will be hired.

luvlyqueen:
imagine

Imagine wat? Wat do u pple want from us during d period of ur period?

D question d op asked has not bin answered by most of d ladies, we don't wanna knw how painful ur kini is, wat he asked is how do u expect us to cope wit d tantrums dat cums wit ur period? One minute u want to eat suya, d oda minute is shawama, d oda minute is peppersoup, how do u want us to cope? Wat do u pple want from us dat period of ur period?

4 me I spend d whole evenin wit my friends anytym she is on her period, den wen I get home, I sleep in da couch, first tin in da mornin, m outa d huz 4 d next five days. (Jokin o)

Gud one pappyrose howeva, Can a vehicle move witout a source of energy?

D 7 points u mention ar d energy needed by women to function properly its in dia DNA, even d originator joyce must be guilty of all seven.

Any woman who says she doesn't do all is a liar failing to admit the truth.

A lawyers job is to convince u dat bein dumb is beta dan bein wise, n if u take d bait, u will be nailed wit d judge starin at u n askin u wit his eyes: my friend can u be dis dumb?

Take it or leave it, dis woman is d wife dat God sent to Jonathan, irrespective of age, education n physical appearance, sum men have used dia wives as gf n dia gf as wives. N I love PEJ as a woman forget all des critiques n d rest d woman is a moda.

Non d less I was waitin to see d quote: d man is dead but his manhood lives on.

Dat list is incomplete if patricia etteh's name is not dia, usin over 600million naira to renovate house dia by starvin millions of nigerians, even stella oduah n diezanis name shud be dia (I don vex).

But on a serious not, women are always extremist in wat eva de venture into, if woman wan love u, she go love u finish, if she wan hate u, dat one no get season 2. Give power to a woman n watch her transform to a blood suckin demon.

tweetobyte:
What are you saying?

I av bin expectin sumone to quote n ask me dis kwesion, truth is I was filled wit conflictin tots n emotion wen I was typin hence d gibberish.

How eva, d points I razed are n not limited to:

1. Goin into wide life n documentary is a job, instead of waitin 4 GEJ or buhari to provide jobs.

2. Nigerians shud desist from d act of killin animals 4 fetish reasons n "bush meat" reasons.

By usin a tape to measure n also video/ snap d process den uploadin on youtube, may change sumones future esp if d lenght is a record breaker.

Hope I av clearified my gibberish.

Pple ar clamourin 4 jobs n here jobs ar staring @ d faces of pple, is dia no animal control officer in dat environment? Can d size (lenght n width) of dat reptile not be taken n kept in a data base for future references, nigerian we only like consumin we neva want to invent n grow, we kip watchin nat geo wen we can develop our own nat geo here. D next tin na sumbody go carry dat one wan go find medicine wen him go take am do or go cook am take do bush meat, no fear 4 Ebola sef, We ar waitin 4 GEJ n Buhari to provide us employment, I sorry.

Its important to note dat d record breakin python in d wide @ d USE is just 18ft, m sure d python m seein in dis pics supercedes dat.

Yea, its a big shame dat such a pretty girl shud be killed by dare devil robbers.

I will use dis medium to also pass a message to d approriate authorities (dats if de read dis) that bank zenith bank @ pti road shud be investigated properly, just last week wednesday, an acquintance had gone to dat bank to withdraw 400k and on leaving dia, he was tailed till he got to ogbologboso n d 400k stolen from him @ gun point. Dis same lady also went to dat same bank to get 200k n she was followed to GRA were she was killed, m positive dia is a mole inside d bank n dat mole shud be fished out.

Its my humble opinion

Every lady is after money
Every guy is after sex
Every warri guy is rude/ bad

De ar both shepopo n wives of thieves. Feeding fat on tax payers money.

Mehn I love des, I swear

Wen I see sum kinda cars I start complaining of nigerian road, wen I see car-boat m sure to also complain of nigeria waters too many pot holes.

I came across a family were d man was a great cook, honestly, he had no use for d wife he was both man n wife himsef while d woman sits on d couch gettin fat on her a55 watchin telemundo n mytv all day, d man cums from work n goes into d kitchen. Twas digustin to me

Lemme tell u, if I am a gud cook, I'd remain a bachelor till 45 or 50.

N any gal dat wants her man to be a great cook just needs him to be a slave.
1. U fu*ck her
2. U giv her ur fluids
3. U bought her (yes u paid dowry)
4. U house her
5. U work n protect her
6. U even go errands 4 her n sweep d huz
7. U wash clothes
8. Now she wants u to cook 4 her

Tell me is she a queen termite dat just sits n lays egg children?

deucelaw:
Try Driving without a horn..you would discover how patient and courteous you can be..That is the idea here. To make everyone thread courteously, slowly, quietly and minding the activities of the other Road users..

For me, it's a welcome development[b] as long as people oblige.[/b]

Dats d key word, if u oblige n I don't wats gonna happen? Accident n chaos n dats bin d problem wit road users failure to oblige to road signs n drivin rules n regulations

Saw it on channels ytday, in as much as I tink d initiative to reduce noise pollution is fantastic, d campaign of a day withou horn may lead to disaster as hornin is one n d most effective way of communication btwn/ among motorist n pedestrian, I smell accidents n chaos brewin on da high n low ways.

i guess dia is no easy way to success afta all, n 9jagames hold nobody any apology 4 any flop in his prediction, i remember i once asked: wats in it for 9jagames? u paid notin n he owes u notin, go lick ur wounds, hope 4 d best n expect d worse while d league lingers on.

U live @ number 12 nland avenue

Sumtyms women think de knw so much abt men but d truth is u ladies knw little even wen we tro all d cue at u, u still don't get it (soundin lyk dos gals talk on green light)

U av to find wats d cos of the attachment n fill d damn space. For me m so attached to my dads huz cos I need to eat n I can't cook, a lady hu wants me to stop goin dia on a daily basis shud cook n maybe I will be goin dia every oda day.

I also go to my dads huz cos of d noise n discussion btwn my mom n I or my dad n I, or d area pple as against my quiet environment, if u don't want me to go dia, den be a gud listener n talker. I don't knw if u get my point?

First identify d reason of his attachment den fill d need, he may protest n tell u stuff like stop playin my parents/ but be geniunely persistent its gonna pay off.

No need to try to talk to him, he is gonna tell his parents wat eva u tell him, just act it n don't talk (I mean dont nag abt it ) n no sex is not gonna kip him glued to u, sex is highly ova rated.

Were is ur location?

pappyrose:
Smiling as I read thru ur post.
I think u r only jealous (which is natural) and not necessarily angry. Since u know she has a relationship she's very committed to,U need to do reality check.
REALITY CHECK
When you start getting upset about something, take
a moment to think about the situation. Ask yourself:
Is it worth getting angry about?, Is it wort ruining
the rest of my day? Is my response appropriate to
the situation? Is taking action worth my time? By
the time you think over these questions, you would
have decided what the most appropriate response
to the provoking situation should be.

Nice, I will do just as said abt d reality check. I am gonna post d feedbak/ out cum as tym progresses

D lecturer who hates students, he thinks de ar d cos of his woes in life, he dare not see u walkin wit any babe, u dare not pik a call in his class, u dare not cum late, sleep, talk or murmur in his class. He is d worst kind of lecturer his aim is to affect d psychology of his student.

Dia is also d lecturer who doesn't stop complaining abt or appraising d govt, even if he teaches MTH 203 he finds a way to link algebra to d govt, how a better sense of math wud av helped adolf hitler win d world wars, how adekunle succeeded cos of maths or how english confused gowon, dis lecturer is obsessed wit d govt. U always fall asleep in his class n he doesn't care he talks abt d govt till his tym is up.