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Kyle XY cums to mind

D kweshun dat came to my mind is: If he has bin trained not to beg n ask 4 favours, y ar we readin his story?

My answer: the journalist/ paparazzi/ paper is tryn to get popular n score cheap points, also makin reference to budgets n animals in d villa.

The mans story must av bin written out of context (I knw wat journalists can do), I tink he shud sue d paper.

Lastly, I tink d man must be a very honest n gentle man, dats y he is leaving only on his salary.

Is dis suppose to turn me on? Cos I don't find it attractive, its repulsive infact.

1.) Heaven help dos who help demselves (it is not written anywere in d bible)

2.) The end justify d means, not in all cases esp in nigeria political circle, wit all d lootin we av not seen d end of d criminals dat av bin sabotaging naija since 1960.

3.Den dis one confuse me: courage de say is not d absence of fear but d will to kip moving despite d challenges, same pple (our elders) still say: bush meat wen no get fear/ wen too de show himsef na him meat de full market pass

voodoo85: ok. First of all, marrying a virgin is basically buying a cat in a bag. Who knows how will be after first night. maybe the person will be total rubbish in bed. you can teach lots of things but some things only nature gives and can't be fought what so ever. for me sex is really important in relationship, and if am not happy in bed am not happy with a relationship. of course i can be with a person but it doesn't mean that i won't have supplements. for u as real christian that shouldn't be a problem because as it said in holy book - sex is only for reproduction, so your husband can be useless in bed since u r getting his semen to make babies and that should be enough for u. another thing is, pain. why i have to ruin my magic day and night with nastiness of blood and not enjoy myself? another thing, if i am virgin, having a first night with my husband and then after some times you realise that your marriage sucks (maybe he is not giving attention or physically/psychologically abusing u, drinking etc) whats than? u regret that u gave your virginity to the wrong man?? plus theres possibility that only your child will disvirgin you because sometimes hymen is so elastic that it only breaks when u giving a birth.

I want u to relax n read wat u av wrote tomoro mornin. I cudnt pik a valid point from it.

Des ar d tins we ar talkin abt, women not bein specific, wat do u want him to do 4 u again? From d write-up, its clear both of u have split d bills, he is doin his n he expect u do urs witout complainin, y ar u grumblin?

If u want howeva, u got to tell him dat he shud be responsible for ur hair.

in as much as i hate pubic hairs on my partner anytym anyday, i sumtyms like d feel n aroma of my own pubic hair, it gives me dis feel of bein a masculine especially wen i hit d gym n i av my pubic hair well grown, d natural aroma dat emanates tends to tell me "man u need a cold shower"

but hair on a female shud be limited to her head any oda part is a no no 4 me.

voodoo85: Reasons for what? For non virgin marriage?

Yea, d reasons u wud prefer to marry as a non-virgin. Enlighten me pls.

voodoo85: Defo overrated! And hell no i wouldnt want be virgin when marrying

I must appreciate ur direct answer n speakin 4 ursef.

Now giv ur reasons 4 ur answer.

Ivanspring: She has inferiority complex combined with a weak will. Dating such a person could be a disaster because her friends can tell her to add some foreign bodies to your food in the bid to make you love her more and she'd do it too. Be careful.

U said it all, dis is d case of one of my ex, she is actually prettier dan her friends but she let her friends control her life, I willingly let her go, cos I felt I wasn't datin her but her annoyin friend.

Sumtyms I wonder wat part of d pit of hell des write-ups cum from

@ op, anyhow u lyk or u wan twist am, virginity is not overrated, if u lyk talk of mind or hymen, virginity is not ova rated. If u ask a billion disvirgined girls if de wud av prefered gettin married as virgins, I believe dia response will be as gud as ur guess n mine.

In as much as I may not get married to a virgin cos of d scarcity of d virgin commodity around me, I won't jugde my future wife on her past cos mine isn't so great either, but I will encourage my future daughter to be chaste till marriage mind or hymen.

N please nairalanders letz support d next generation in keepin dia virginity till marriage, how can sum one tell me virginity is ovarated? If u knw u ar not goin to marry a girl, don't disvirgin her.

I encourage female virginity till marriage nite

It rarely happens 4 a girl to mistakenly touch a guys blokos, de ar always too aware of dat region to make errors wit it, if it does happen, den it is delibrate, maybe to knw d weight n size

Howeva, in many occassion, ladies ar fond of usin dia butt to press against a guys groin in crowded/ tight places (e.g inside bus, queues, etc) in sum cases even advancin women @ least m speakin from experience n I knw its delibrate even wen de feel d hard on, de still wanna continue, I wonder wat de gain, de do it lyk its unintentional but try to pull away n watch dem shift closer.

Wen de av had to dia fill, de walk away n wudnt want to look bak.

I remember one tym I had a female friend, she told me she had a fiance, she cums to my huz n I to her huz, we enjoyed playin lyk kids on d road especially since we live almost in same area, it was a purely platonic stuff, I enjoyed her friendship n didn't want to ruin it cos I was new in d quiet neigbourhood n she kinda kip me company, moreso m a single bachelor

On a certain evenin, as we were walkin n playin lyk kids, I stoned sum cows grazing a field n d cows were cumin afta us, in d frendzy, I was searchin 4 her hand to hold her whilst runnin, to my surprise, it was her braless firm boobs dat i beheld, de were soft n full n I felt a hard nipple behind d white silk top she was puttin on. Dat moment d chase from d cow ended in our world, I turned n stared @ her, she too @ me no words spoken n 4 a split second, her body ached forward, her nips were now visible, it became obvious she needed more, a bulge instantly buildin itsef in d pocketless jersey short I was puttin on, I leaned forward to brush my lips on hers she too tilted forward wit eyes closed n den just den her fon rang n guess hu was callin: her fiance.

She neva came to my huz again n we neva talked abt d incident, she is married to her fiance now n m still single n playin around.

ukgreat: i see u are jealous here coz u dont have a nice guy who can take u in

Des ar d kind of pipo/ comment I hate^^^.

4 guys d first tin sum of dem want to do wen de enter higher institution is join cults, for females, its to get a bf n break d hymen (dats if its still dia). Later many of dem will be sayin tins lyk I dated him for 6 years n he still dumped me.

rokiatu: And the disadvantages are?

U can highlight d disavantages 4 us.

M waitin 4 d slacked, loosed n patched ones to flood d tread wit hate n disadvantages of virginity. Or d dudes hu I term "cocksuckers" to cum castigate d op.


Female virginity all d way.

Tapioka is d english name for kpokpo garri, its in d dictionary.

D one wen suprise me pass na akamu were dat one cum from?

If he plays baba ijebu, m so sure n certain he gonna make it big in d future...

D folklore of "tanigororo banigororo" d child born wit a complete set of teeth by S.M.O Aka cums to mind.

Btw, d mama no dare make dis pikin vex o, else na d baby poop dem go find her nips.

Fela n majek's names shud top dat list. If only fela had ruled naija, we won't see northerners draggin oil blocs wit us, it wud av bin pple draggin hemp farm, alakija wud av bin so rich from sales of hemp.

...Fela, d best president naija neva had...(Chris okotie 1998)

We av an oppurtunity in d person of majek fashek n his presidential ambition nigerians pls vote wisely...

D op's description is wat I call cheating.

D diff btwn a man fu*kin outside n a woman fu*kin outside is dat d man won't get connected n do all des emotional stuff wit his mistress/ gf, des aspects ar d rights of his wife, but a woman does not av boundaries.

Abt d ops description, in no tym she will start comparisms btwn her bf n her "friend zoned" male friend n on one day, u will hear a shit de called tru love. Emotional cheatin is worse dan anytin.

datribune: Just think 4 a moment. Doesn't dat picture vindicate d people who accuse d president of cluelessness & lack of good judgement 4 him who is on a mission concerning d BH issue to be seen in dat setting wit a man who presently has a dark cloud hanging over him & his involvement wit BH. How can u blame anyone who is outraged by d picture or finds d coincidence very convenient 4 d presidency.

Once again, u ar tinkin aloud like many nigerians, u av failed to understand d article, wats ur definition of clueless? Despite d sanctions n counter sanctions place on russia n d gap btwn russia n usa, don't u see obama n putin standin in same room n holdin reasonable discussions? B4 d fall of gaddafi, did u not see him everywere in bbc grantin interviews?

Even d presidency tinks its outrageous also n dats y de av cum out to clear d air, but nigerians ar bein bias n loopsided in dia judgement

Outside d article, Anybody will knw n understand dat sherrif must av lobbied his way to see/ meet d president on a neutral ground n wic ground is more neutral dan chad for him?

berem: here comes a frustrated TAN member! Dem neva pay una salary?

Sumtyms wen I read ur comments, I get really sorry 4 u, I knw ur childhood must av bin tough, did u suffer neglect or sumkind of torture or molestation? D reason m askin is to see if I can profer solution to ur case or refer u to appropriate consultants.

Nigerians ar so dull dat I feel so much ashamed, d rate at which an educated nigeriaN fails to comprehend write-ups but goes about makin sinister inclined speech about anytin concernin d presidency leaves neutral pple like me to continue growin disdane for d opposition apc.

The article says, the presidency met sherrif in chad, it tried to explained dat sherrif was not on d entourage from nigeria, y can't pple understand dat part?

Even wit d tension btwn d pdp n apc (GEJ n buhari) did both men not share a room/ handshake durin d cetenary celebrationn many oda gatherin?.

Being single is sumtyms cool but most tyms, u need more dan sex n bromance, dats wat bein in a relationship provides.

In as much as I endorse GEJ ova any present contender, dis poster shud be taken down, it doesn't make sense.

Prophesy tym: I see dis post making front page in no distant tym.

In nigeria, all cameras sudenly goes blind in journalism, M waitin patiently 4 d pix of shekau n his hoisted flag, or Nigerian armies n d dead body of d 1200bh fighters.

Just tinkin aloud has anyone cum across the shiit of a snake? Dats how scarce pix ar to nigerian journalism.

I read ur post n cudnt make much sense out of it, I quit agree dat not all girls ar hoes, but I will wait till I hear from ur friends bf.

Meanwhile lemme say dis: show me ur friends n I will tell u hu u ar. Stop defendin ur friend, as a guy 1 tin we knw a hoe will neva agree she went bangin, a sharp guy knows beta.

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Still waitin (tappin pointer finger on table to rythm of patoranking's girlieo).

Kinkybraids: Im so sorry for the late reply can we continue this weekend?

So wats ur point or argument?

Barbing, cooking, stewarding, garderners infact domestic staffs ar very delicate. N noble actvities n as a guy, in d last 10 yrs I can tell u only less dan 10 barbers have touched my hair, I use to leave benin to warri to cut my hair bak in 2006, if d president of d republic shud cum on air wit a bad hair cut shey una go laff, if God cum punish devil oga presido cum get lakpalakpa shey una go talk again, its very ok to have a chief coiffure, just as dia is a chief cook n a chief steward all des pple ar meant to take responsibilts 4 a failure in dia dept.