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Dat baby sitting shudnt be among.

Prostitute tester?? Now dats d fun job. The advert gona be like dis: "in d voice of the dragon", in a land of Ebola n a tym of HIV the destiny of a great prostitute rest on d shoulders of a risk taker his name.....

About soccer coaches, if u ar mourinho m sure u gona have fun every oda day but not wen u ar Arsene wenger n u don't take ur pills regularly, if BP no kill u nai be say ur mama de pray well.

All dos holidday kini na nonsense, and if u look d wine tester lady face well u will knw dat she isn't enjoyin her job or her marriage is frustratin her effort to enjoy her job.

Power supply has improved, my question is why ar de still rationing d light? 3days on, one day off; d managers/ nepa pple at controlin shaguolor in delta state ar racketeerin wit d light. Den make dem cancel dos fix charged.

9jagames: It was very close to. 100% perfection also as gent was the only loser in the 3 daily bets. The total returns was to be 17k assuming gent didn't flop. Tomorrow is another day. I don't expect anybody to lose more than 2400. The other stakes were minimal if u played them.

Takin prediction a lil bit further 4 me, is to predict ur prediction.... N I must tell u, I did well today, I didn't stake at all today.

Gud work non d less. U ar doin gud.

M watchin/ studyin ur predictions closely.

desgiezd: So, so sad. RIP to the dead.

I need someone to enlighten me on this, I can see a life jacket lying down there, there's also a life jacket around the body of one guy there, does it mean that they didnt work or what happened?

Lemme try to enlighten u. A bit further.

Life jacket knw as PFD or personal/ portable floatation device, shud first n foremost be original, n d one m seeing on d ground dia is original, secondly, it shud be suitable 4 d terrain, dat PFD m seein dia is not suitable for a rugged/ wavey terrain, its mostly used in d creek n in still water. Furthermore, it shud be properly worn, in dat dia shud be no loose ends, all d straps shud be tightened n tucked in appropriate places n d buckle shud be locked.

Users of PFD shud be inducted/ trained on how to use it in d event of a boat mishap, dats were community/ local govt has failed users of local/ govt jetties. Worn out PFD's shud be properly discarded as de no longer serve dia purpose.

In d event of a boat mishap, ur consciousness shud always be to stay far away from d propeller of d engine (dats y it is important dat d boat driver always has his dead man switch fastened to him).

In most cases of a mishap, d boat usually capsides/ over turn (dis is d cause of most water death) wen d boat ovaturns, ur PFD becomes a death trap to u, at dis point ur pfd will be takin u up n u will be beneath d ovaturned boat, d situation get even worse wen first survivors now take refuge. D capsided boat (maybe sitting/ clinging to d boat) further diminishin d chances of survival for any body whose Pfd has trapped underneath d boat. At dis junction, it is important that dia shud be an induction to sensitise pple on how to behave in d event of a boat mishap.

Howeva, boat rides ar very interestin...

Dunnoe if I helped u answered ur question.

Gozieekenkwo: thankz alot for ur compliment...you ooze of riches and i think it reflect your personality, since you have Enose that can percive peoples personalty and desperation...thank y0u

U welcum anytym.

Gozieekenkwo: @ The b0lded, what do you mean by that, are you the op , i was reading y0ur comment thinking that you have a reas0nable point, n0t kn0wning that you will conclude your comment with silly words .... Y0u ve the m0ney to pay for Game, that dosnt imply that others do, since you dont want free Game, op please email him your bank account details let him subscribe for y0ur Game, are you also paying God for the life and protection he gave to you year after year?? .... People and their mentality#no offence....op please keep on the good works, we human bein cant repay you 4 what you are d0in FREE....but we are gratefull....

M not here to trade words wit u, ur post ooze of desperation, n I tink it reflect ur personality in life, u hear a word n u start actin witout watchin or askin questions.

U ar free to ur opinion abt my post but I tink d op got d point m makin.

@op, I appreciate ur kindness n work

Twente na bastard, dem spoil my 52k yesterday on one bet slip, dem locomotive moscow spoil d oda slip.

If I av seen ur thread earlier, I wud av won my 52k. How eva, tell us at wat exact time u post ur bet, n giv us at wat exact time we ar free to bet in regards to a change in decision just like d "twente" case.

I believe if u can do dis, my bro u shud monitor ur sef 4 dis season n see how gud u ar, den u open a blog or business or anytin to earn u gud cash outside bettin. My reason 4 sayin dis is dat I hate free tins or sumtin dat sound too gud to be tru just like dis ur case. I always ask mysef: wats in it 4 u n don't tel me its d recharge card n smiles on d faces of jobless nigerians (Although dats possible).

I appreciate u.

D op's write up is a clear psychological situation of the road not taken, I have seen tins like dis, especially in students relationship (more on dos hu co habited)

Most tyms wen des women ar left to do dia will i.e go bak n marrt d ex, de discova, its all vain n not wat de tink, my advice women stat focus n nurture ur marriages, stop allowin telemundo/ mytv distract u. Marriage is a sacred union.

Kinkybraids: Leme check my diary to see if im free...ooh can we make it at 8 SA time

lol um since we dont know each other well lets make it business ...to get all the formalities out of the way and if it goes well we can step it up a notch and go to Romance section lol...ill pay for the drinks if we get to that point

lol well just a simple breakfast. Two slices of brown toast, eggs done omlete style with onions, pepper and tomatoe as well as two sausages on the side. Coffee or tea at your choice or friut juice...

Disclaimer: The breakfast will only be served if we make it to the sexuality section

Saturday 8pm SA time it is @ "business lounge", a gud pik away from d crowded "romance pub", m hopeful n lookin 4ward to d romance "pub"; abt d bills, lemme pik em up.

Breakfast on "sexuality crib"? Now m d one who is speechless. Anyway m gonna like "potjlekos" to be served, m gona be in need of veg n meat.

Kinkybraids: lol sounds great...so where will it be romance, business or sexuality section? .... If it goes well maybe ill make you proper breakfast sometime

Ur call @ bolded were eva u gona be free n I will cum pik u up saturday evenin 9:00pm naija tym.

M lookin forward to d breakfast. Wat u gonna serve?

Kinkybraids: lol so will you make me breakfast after i refuse to make it for you if so I accept

Lollzz, m gonna make wat I can: oat n bread served wit a perfectly boiled egg on a pocillum I bet u gonna enjoy it.

We shud fix a date here on nairaland, wat do u tink?

Wetin happen to "objection my lord" abi dem cova my mouth 4 d gathering?

In my humble opinion, I aint gonna judge her act, but I will judge her intent. Its her intent dat will determine my reaction, howeva d intent, one tin is clear, dia is lack of esteem n communication brkdown in d family, I may now further ask: wats causin d lack in esteem n communication brkdown.

Psyafe: 1. 27.08.14 18:00
Spvgg Unterhaching - Hallescher FC (Most scoring
half)
Customer type: 2nd half @ 2.10
Result:
2. 27.08.14 18:00
VfB Stuttgart II - SSV Jahn Regensburg (Most
scoring half)
Customer type: 2nd half @ 2.10
Result:
3. 27.08.14 19:30
Hibernians FC - Sliema Wanderers FC (Most scoring
half)
Customer type: 2nd half @ 1.95
Result:
4. 27.08.14 20:30
Lota Schwager - Deportes Concepcion (Most
scoring half)
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Goodluck!

which league is dis?

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i tried this and it worked for me. I really appreciate

Kinkybraids: oh wow Thank you...for once im actually speechless (which is rare ) but its really sweet

U speechless ehn!!!! U beta start talkin o, cos e no easy to admit ur crush o.

i just started following dis tread n i hope the daily suggested bets will be placed here? and please hu are the sure punters/ forecasters here? m new to betting and i want to knw how to go abt it. i just opened a merrybet acct.

starpon1: my guy i hv same problem my own is even worst dat i hardly give away #50 to sum1

Yea its dat serious, pple say its stingyness but de won't understand, I have a diary were I write every damn kobo I spend n shud I notice 1000 naira has bin spent on "rubbish", I take dat 1000 naira from sumwere else dat isn't gonna kill me but sure wud purnish me e.g transport/ feeding.

bigtt76: Relax you're on the right path. Furnishing apartments or getting a car projects that come and go ...in other words, they're more of liabilities than assets.
Each year new household stuffs like TVs come out making acquired ones outdated. Same with cars too, but your projects( hope it is a viable one sha) should stand the test of time and cater for your future which is very important.
Don't lose focus but at the sametime ...don't starve or deprive yourself youthful indulgence.

Nice talk but @bolded brings me to d problem @ hand how do relax to not deprive mysef des youthful indulgence Knwin fully well m currently @ my prime below 30.

Dear nlders,

I find it hard to relax n enjoy my salary/ money m always involve in tryin to execute one small pet project or anoda, I won't even wanna shave my hair or look gud once I av a project/ target in mind, I am well paid @ least 4 naija standard, I find it difficult to even eat yea I prefer eatin 1 tym a day(dinner around 4 or 5pm).. Whilst my colleagues ar gettin married, furnishing dia apartments n getting cars, I find mysef not doin any of des tins, instead I worry abt d "future".

Its really tellin on my health n I don't knw how to stop it. Even my parents have warned me to desist from worryin but each tym I wanna go out to flex/ relax n enjoy my cash, my mind just tell me: y spend dis money here wen u can draft it to so n so place.

I don't even have a car cos I feel I shud invest d money n in no tym, I will get d money in 3 folds. My investment work 4 me though but I kip gettin reduce n reduce n not lookin my normal happy sef.

Nairalanders pls how do I relax n stop worrying abt d "future"?

Snake meat is very sweet o, remember how I served one of my ex boa pepper soup, told her it was bush meat, d babe said d bush meat looks like fish n she said it sweet, afta she finished eatin, I told her it was a big boa meat (abt 9ft), she wanted to kill me wit sexy anger.

Any way stay far far away from d head of a snake. A snake is a snake cos of its head, wen u remove d head a snake is just a rope dat wriggles.

In as much as d girls ar playin very gud futbol, I just wanna stress her dat our midfield n defence ar world class, d strikers av to do dia own part n stop clashin amongst demsefs. Knew Germany will win!!!!!!!! Goal!!!!!!!!!!!

I lyk marriage n all it rep but I sumtyms tink dats all theory, most pple wud av done better if de didn't get married but stayed apart. Although I love my parents marriage o, just lyk many marriages, one partner must giv more n my mom is givin all she have.


Anyway d reason I may not get married: why buy d cow wen y can get d milk 4 free?

Kinkybraids is a lady I will want to ask out. She is a beautiful woman n I find it sexy dat she always wanna explain hersef n her intent in sum of her post to pple hu don't n won't understand wat she is talkin abt.

Kinkybraids if u cum across dis, just knw u got henrypraise as a crush.

iwonbaoko: As long as the dog die who cares

Bad mouth pass bad mouth ooo, dis guy u just turned my favourite on nland, I lyk u die.... At least u don teach dis one say make him argue properly no be to de insult.


I for quote/ mention am make d tin 4 pain am.

otswag: Erm, in which alternate universe did u hear that pregnant women tie themselves to prevent a miscarriage

From Mars n jupiter.

I heard dat de tie at d waist abi lower abdomen to sumhow giv support to d formin baby. I may be wrong. M gona ask google right now.

If I knw get side chick wetin I gain??
One kpomo de kill gbola...

D problem wit avin a side chick is dat it doesn't make u appreciate ur relationship, its a bedrock/ foundation 4 polygamy, u spend more (money), n u wudnt work hard to make ur relationship work.

How eva, side chick is gud o, it all depends on d kinda madam u got n d kinda side chick abi na hen.

Its fun to be d side guy I swear, once u knw u ar d side guy, d babe is finish, its very difficult 4 d babe to leave u, its like bein in d frinedzone n also eatin d pie. I av bin in one relationship like dat den, trust me it was fun really fun, but immediately she dumped d guy 4 me, dat was d end she almost suffocated me, I had to run 4 my life.

Girls be tinkin dem doin demsefs favour havin a side guy not knowin de ar diggin dem graves.

Kissing is gud but not wit a girl wit moustache (Igbo girls kwenu)... N please if u have bad breath, pls chew gum anytym n everywere, imagine a fyn tall, yellow girl wit bad breath n poor dentition, its as gud as kissin a well dress camel (toe)

N sumbody go tell me say black man no de tink, na oyibo tink dis one 4 dem? I swear sha say me no go join 4 d voyage.

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one tin i knw, 4 d dudes, u gradually turn to 'i' n d girl gradually turns to orobo, thank God i av not had sex 4 a month now, i was almost turnin to sumtin else

look at the pix and wat do u notice? AFRO and big goggles!!!! i like me afro head too just dat its always scattered like achebe's own n not fluffy like soyinka's.

in years to cum i wonder wat will be used to remember dis present generation, for the ladies no doubt brazillian hair n 4 d gents? me guessing abs dats if de snap witout shirts.

Seun: Show me a picture or video of a pregnant woman tying herself or idontbilivit

I already did, sir. I said bleep the pregnancy! Desist from the evil act of tying her legs. If the pregnancy is lost, then it's not meant to be.

Gud, now u talkin, I tink des ar sum of d reasons y I am justified to have call it quit wit my vet, he did sell d tyin line to me, n m very naïve. Howeva, m not goin to take ur word for it, m gonna ask more kwesions n do a lil research