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[quote author=A-40]So much Vettel hate on social media and f1 forums. Makes his win even sweeter some say he is lucky(3 times lucky),some say he has the best car,some say its Adrian Newey (last time I checked he is not the one that taught Vettel how to drive)

Vettel is not the best but he is 3 times WDC at 25 whereas the best drivers have not won a title in 4 and 6 years respectively

Kimi finished 3rd in a Lotus Renault I think he should be given more credit than Alonso who Ferrari tried every trick in the book to move towards the Championship (team orders,gearbox gate e.t.c)

Where is MrBrownjay and his fake Baba Ijebu where are all the other haters? Including a certain Beaf (aptly named) that called Vettel an average driver[/quote]Abeg Sharrap there, we had the worst of the cars out of the top three and the guy still came within 4 points of winning the championship, we might have to move Grosjean to our side so he can take your man out more Ferrari have not been able to build a very good car, the lotus reanault has been a fantastic car (not doubting Kimi's Skills) and was in no way inferior to the Ferrari, Michael Schumacher (an Idol) moved out of the way for Vettel, Webber too would have been moved out of the way, that is the way it should be, if Massa had been competitive, Alonso would have used him to harass the Red Bulls, a performing team mate takes away point from potential rivals, anyway, next year is another year sha, if you are interested, there is a bet a friend and I have going on, each time a Ferrari is ahead of a Mclaren at the end of the race, he buys a wine and vice versa, wanna take a bet on the RedBull next year?

Jakumo: Any time an interview subject begins their response to a simple question by beating about the bush and first of all thanking the interviewer for a good question posed, before launching into an abridged history of the human race from the ice age until the present, then you KNOW that some seriously deep bullchit is about to be shoveled up, and this money-grubbing pastor's meandering response is a fine example of that.

One imagines that this man would have the same sort of response if he got busted on the down-stroke with another man's wife.

Enraged husband holding machette : " Who the phuck are you, and what is your mission on top of my wife ?

Philandering Pastor: " Thank you for this question, my son. God bless you, for you have correctly identified my modality here as the Missionary Position, which dates back to Africa's dark age when foreign missionaries arrived in what was then known as the Dark Continent, in order to introduce the natives to civilized behavior, of which the Missionary Position is one of the very first lessons taught to women-folk who had previously only ever been exposed to the Doggie Style modality..."

Husband " " Shut the phuck up, you philandering scum-bag. You think you can talk your way out of being caught boning my wife ? You must be mad. Prepare to die, right now, you sorry piece of chit."

Now nervous pastor : " I appeal to you in Jeeeesus name, that the weapon in your hand should not manifest its presence on my cranium, for it is from within this very cranium that some of the most potent prayers known to man were created, and it is these lips, having just ministered to your beautiful wife, that can now intone a prayer that will bring you lasting wealth and prosperity, in Jeeesus name, PROVIDED THAT you allow me to get dressed in my Holy Robes in order to save your soul from the sin of pointless anger and AAAAAAAARGH !"

Husband : "Calm down, Mr. Pastor, I only cut you once on the leg, and you are screaming like a stuck pig. Please show some dignity. I expected better than this from a Man of Dog like you, especially since you know I am about to send you straight to Jesus where you belong."

Desperate Pastor : "Oga I beg. I nogo come for ya house again. I nogo nak ya wife again. Just let me wear my pant only and go home now. I beg."

Apart from your hatred for Buhari, you my guy are the bomb, this gave me a very good LOL.

[quote author=A-40]Damn I hate this track! Alonso 4th Vettel 5th thank goodness Massa is far off don't trust that nigga[/quote]Agent Massa to take your guy out, by the way, your guy overtook under the yellow flag and that is a drive through, what kind of arrangement has vettel got with the devil sef.

Hopefully agent Pastor takes out Vettel and Alonso comes first .

Redmosquito: Minion: Ur Painfulness! Is religion really this bad?
Hades: Religion is only bad when you follow your god and leave your brain behind. Mortals love to do that. Why abandon your brain? The brain that was given to you by the highest powers
Minion: I do not agree with you, My Lord! Religion is the bed-rock of human civilization!
Hades:Human civilization, You say! There was a period when religion ruled the world far and wide. No-one could go against its norms. That time was called the DARK AGES!
Minion: The matter of the soul is of utmost priority. Anything can be sacrifice
Hades: Foolish being! Do not be blinded, open your eyes
Minion: I want no more of this talk, my Lord!

Have you thought of putting all your contributions in a book? You can call it the buzzing of the squito.

Balzac,

Abel give us some of those your normal terms jare, this erudite you is too much, I only hope we will have more discussions like this, Nigeria's problem is too tiring, I feel ashamed any time i fly into the country.

OkwaIfugo: why will fashola always have his hands at his back?

It is a way of showing that he is listening to you, that he considers what you are saying important, it is also a mark of respect, you are meant to have your hands behind your back when you are talking to your elders.

Oyelakin Saheed: Ibadan shuldnt be inclusive, its home of red zink amd masqurade houses

Behave that is my home town.

KingsleyCEO: I believe its a balanced result, how can some persons first fire rocket into another man's land or territory? And you don't expect the kind of results they are getting. They should keep firing rocket... Some people don't know when to stop. Israelis are only trying to prove a point that ''no man can ever be a monopoly of violence'' I just piety the innocent that will be trapped as the drama unfolds.

Guess who created and partly funded Hamas? Yep the Israeli government, they were meant to counter ara fats PLO, my stance is simple, the IDF has every right to go after Hamas fighters, Hamas has a right to go after Israeli soldiers, they should keep civilians out of their wahala.

omonuan: Casting out evil demons is far from witch hunt. With the limited knowledge of the biblical times, even prolonged sneezing was considered possession by evil demons that is why when you sneeze in some western world, they tell you bless you. Epilepsy was considered demonic as well as high fever or convulsion amongst children, these could have been the type of casting Christ did. If he exposed or called out a witch like you are suggesting in the case of your friend, I would like you to cite the chapter and the verse of the Bible to me right now. I will be waiting!

If you look at Mathew's account of casting of demon, you could tell the individuals were actually insane from the description of their actions which was violent. So insanity, deafness, blindness were assumed to be caused by demons in Jesus time. But now we know better.

There is an alternative explanation for the conduct of your friend's mother, she might be schizophrenic. Perhaps she is suffering from stress induced depression. I can only imagine the type of stress your friend's mother is under now. Poverty could lead to many ignorant conjectures. I suggest that your friend should take her mother to seek psychiatric help. Believe me the pastor would be of no help because he is part of the woman's problem.

See Mathew Chapter 8:28-34. These men were suffering from insanity because they were said to be violent. Casting out means pulling out, removing, extricating. No where here was it shown that the victims of these demons confessed to being witches or wizards. Rather Christ felt sorry for them and commanded the demons to leave them. In the eyes of Christ these individuals were victims and not perpetrators. Methinks your friend's mother is also a victim.

Many Nigerians are unemployed as can be attested to by PhDs applying for driving jobs. The demon that is causing unemployment in Nigeria is bad government and not witches. There is an inverse relationship between unemployment and ability to attract a suitor. No body nowadays wants to marry somebody who is a liability. Your friend's predicament is caused more by the environment rather than his mother. Perhaps your friend failed to acquire any skills too.

Take a bow, you have spoken well.

[quote author=ndu_chucks]I'm glad you understand that great Armies, including Nigeria's make mistakes and mistakes such as the one you sighted, are not enough to reach the broad and senseless conclusion of yours. The Nigerian Army is not as bad as you people are projecting. We have one of the best in Africa, whether you like it or not.[/quote]One of the best in west Africa yes, in Africa no way o, the Ethiopians and northern African armies will make mince meat of Nigeria army.

[quote author=ndu_chucks]I had to laugh at the bolded above. So the US army allowed the helicopters to b e shot down, their soldiers shot and killed then dragged through the street because the US Army was hamstrung by respect for Geneva convention? I'm pretty sure you see how ridiculous your claim is.[/quote]Read well, I was referring to casualties, of course the US Army does not have a monopoly on ability to fight, they will make mistakes too.

[quote author=ndu_chucks]This post exposes the ignorance of its author's. hercules07 believes that since a Naija unit was pinned down by somalian civilians, then the whole Nigerian Army is in shambles and filled with incompetent soldiers

Let me remind hercules that, a unit of the US Marines was not only pinned down in Somalia, but had their helicopters shot down, had their soldiers killed,and dragged through Somalia streets. Should we now conclude that the US Army, marines, and Airforce is in a shocking state and is run by incompetent officers?

I remind you that Nigerian Army has been praised by several international organizations and have won several awards and praises for the exemplary performances arround the world.

This provocation by the UK, is one of their ploys to justify defense spending by the Nigerian government - the next thing you will hear is that UK companies and government is partnering with Nigeria to improve the Nigerian Army at a cost of $10billion plus 50,000 barrels of oil per month. The UK needs to be facing its fiscal problems instead of worrying about Nigerian Army.[/quote]I gave you an instance, the US one you cited had the US ARMY killing as many Somali rebels as possible and were hamstrung by the fact that they respect the Geneva convention (the us Air Force was not involved), the Nigeria Army is in shambles because they are ill equipped, do not train well and do not understand what it takes to be an army in the 21st century, killing unarmed civilians does not show a disciplined force.

ROSSIKE: Do you have a military background? If not, you are neither qualified to comment on their specific level of training, nor on their equipment inventory. Where's your research? How do you know how equipped they are? What direct knowledge do you have of this, as relates to them in the theatre of combat?

You see, as civilians, it's so easy for us to come online and be typing blah blah blah. But what I know is that no warlord or rebel in Africa relishes the thought of a Nigerian army battalion headed in his direction.

You can't say the same for say a convoy of Ghanaian or South African troops.

Served at the armored core hq bauchi so was close to those old t55 tanks and their noise hope that helps, also spoke and chatted with those who fought in Liberia and Sierra Leone, hope you remember when a whole Naija unit was pinned down by Somali civilians, it took the help of the Americans to rescue them.

Maxymilliano: Yes, I focused more on Ribadu because the import of Orosanye and Oti's reservation to the findings of the committee would have pailed into insignificance if Ribadu has done a thorough job. But like I said, the sincerity of the president will be made known in days to come but speculating and making unfounded assertions based on mere conjectures is puerile if you ask me.

I just laugh, there is nothing sincere about this president, they are going to bury the report and that is all.

Rossike, our army and armed forces only understand the discipline of Ogas, they are not well equipped nor well trained, they are brave no doubt but bravery is not enough.

chyseth: lolzzz
guy if u re igbo, then i have a problem with u, if u re not, then i can transcribe for u.

when bh commander issues his verdict to all of us, he doesn't consider the fact that, not all of us can understand hausa/fulani

I am what chino and advocate will call "Yoruba" so you will need to transcribe, do not compare yourselves to BH nau, this is a good thread that people can learn from if it is not derailed.

chyseth: Igbo nile mma mma nu, nuuuooooonu, zuooooonu, juputanu.

eji oherea n ekele, Ezendigbo Odumchi, na Ezenwanyi ya, Oguguo88, ne ekelekwa ndi ichie ya nile


Obi dim uto n ihe unu n ekwu, o bu ezie na adighi m esonye n ihe umu igbo na NL n eme oge ndi a, m gagba mbo isonye na nka.

ubochi olemole gara aga, otutu mmadu edeela otutu ihe megide Ogugua88, nihi ufodu ihe odere na nzuko NL. o di mma ma asi na ndi ahu ga esonye na ntughari uche a, asim kwuo, enye ha ohere ihoputa onye ha chere ga ru oru a dika o ga di ha mma.

ma biko ka mjuokwa, Ezenwanyi NL, ona anochi anya MASSOB na BZM etc na nairaland, ka o na anochi anya ndi igbo nile?

ka chi mezie okwu

Make una speak English nau, some of us following this thread do not understand Igbo and we are not ready for google's butchering of your language while translating.

advocate666: Skin him alive and wear his skin, then make him watch while I asz rrape his wife while eating his baby.

Ol boy, you are flirting with High Blood Pressure o, haba take a chill pill nau, this is getting too much.

advocate666: Ogugua's response is a shameful indictement on the igbo nation. Especially those that put her in such an elevated position.
She has just confirmed herself that she is clueless as regards her duty as Ezenwanyi. Her supporters have been touting her intelligence but the intelligent thing to do when one does not know her duty is to resign from that duty. If she doesn't, she has to removed.
This must be the first time in the history of manking and a self declared ignoramus and clueless leader has been kept in office by both her people and the enemies of her people combining in an evil unholy alliance for the downfall of her people. and it is happening to igbo people. I say, "shame on you."
Here is Ogwugwu88, whinning that she is being slandered against. This is the same american ignoramus that on this forum collectively slandered millions of igbos worldwide by calling the murderers, kidnappers and armed robbers.
Her parents gave her a beautiful igbo name which means the consoler but the has turned it upside down and is now a source of shame, sorrow and regret for her people.
Shame on you Ogugua88.
Cursed be the day you were born.
Cursed be the breath that kept you alive after coming out the womb.
Cursed be everything you touch in this world.
May you stay barren and not bring another accursed entity into this world.
May you have no peace, no quietness, no rest but only turmoil.
May the igbo you hate so much call upon you, assail and inflict your worst imaginable iniquities on you the next time your cursed legs touch igboland.

Olopa ewo ntepe, amuni nje amuni, ewo ni oni bo ninu e, these curses are too much now, haba, if you can curse a fellow Igbo like this, what will you do to a non-Igbo.

ogugua88: Good evening/morning fellow Nairalanders,

I hope all of you had a great Thursday. I do apologize for the late reply. I am just now getting home and settled.

I managed to get through all 20+ pages of this thread, as well as the few pages on the other thread. I am amazed as to how my posts and character, which, in my opinion, have never faltered, managed to cause such a reaction. The optimist in me wishes that people would partake in constructive criticism and friendly argument, rather than spending nearly 24 hours defaming, slandering, and falsifying a fellow Igbo.

It is no secret that I did not formally accept nor reject my nomination of Eze Nwanyi. Like ifyalways, I too asked what exactly the roles of such a position were. It was to my understanding that at the moment and up until now, the role of Eze Nwanyi had and has not been defined. PointB, 9ja_I_Hail, and others monitored the elections like hawks. The elections were deemed fair, and Odumchi and I emerged as victors.

Not knowing and still not knowing what my duties are, I went ahead and accepted the position. I know that my beliefs and aspirations differ from some Igbos. It is for that sole reason that I agreed to be Eze Nwanyi. I would be lying if I told you that I am here for the title. I am blessed to have the kind of parents that I have as they have never liked titles. As a result, titles do not drive me crazy either. What matters is what I do with it and make of it. I cannot put “Eze Nwanyi of Nairaland Igbos” on my curriculum vitae or post-graduate applications and I certainly won’t get a raise at work. I am here because I want to learn. I am here because I believe I have something to offer. That is priceless.

As aforementioned in my acceptance speech, Eze Ndi Igbo will benefit from having a diversity of minds. I am different than Odumchi. I am different than OnlyTruth. I am different than PointB. I am different than all of you and vice versa. I know that I will not always agree with every Igbo and vice versa. That is fine and normal. What matters is how we work out those differences for our benefits. With differences come the best of ideas and the most effective of methods. Always remember that there are multiple ways to skin a cat, but there is always a best way.

With that said, there is a difference between disagreements or conflicting thoughts, and baseless hatred. I understand that, at times, I can be blunt. I took after my father in that I am not one to sugarcoat anything. I apologize if the way I convey my thoughts offends anyone, but my philosophies remain the same. You do not have to accept my way of thinking, truly, and I don’t wish for anyone to accept my train of thought until they have considered it and understand from where I am coming. However, when insults start flying, when defamation of one’s character is rampant, when bullying is the response, and when jungle justice is in effect (for a crime unbeknownst to me), not only have you crossed the line, but you have passed that line by miles.

If you are looking for an Eze Nwanyi who will be a pushover, then I am not your woman. If you are looking for an Eze Nwanyi who rewards only the good and hides the ills of her own brothers and sisters, then I am not your woman. If you are looking for an Eze Nwanyi who bashes other tribes in order to prove she is pro-Igbo, then I am not your woman. If you are seeking an Igbo woman of intellect, sympathy, understanding, determination, and the best wishes for her region and peoples, then look no further.

Something we all mention at one point or another is that charity begins at home. Part of charity starting at home is being able to differentiate right from wrong amongst Ndi Igbo. Part of charity starting at home is identifying the incorrect and correcting it in Ndi Igbo. I have been and always will be committed to Ndi Igbo. Despite my being critical, I only have our best interests at heart.

I think that is all I have to say on this matter. It is late and I have work tomorrow morning.

Ndi Igbo, I believe PointB has opened a thread concerning electoral reform and other matters. Your constructive input would be greatly appreciated there as we try to move forward and embark on our journey to brighter days.

O, for “odeshi”,gugua88

Omo yi ni iwa o si ni ewa, shame to bad people, though I am not Igbo, we need more of you in Naija.

Desola is a real tiger, Ndu is a troublemaker.

Katsumoto: Shymexx,

You are in; don't blow it.

Thought I was the only one that noticed.

redsun: Identify in what sense?Are there not rules and guidelines that stipulates what companies,one man businesses and individuals pay as taxes on their gross incomes and earnings?

Why does he take an ex governor to do that?Is he a one-man tax evasion agaency?

Lagosians were not paying tax, the state government did not have the means to identify and pursue these guys, Alpha Beta came and said, we will increase your revenue base from X billion to Y billion by identifying and blocking loopholes, we will also set up IT infrastructure for you to make tax collection easier, if we meet our target, we get a certain percentage, if not, we do not get our payment, ABC continually meets its targets and gets paid, go and ask Okonjo Iweala, the NCC guys how much consultants made from the debt forgiveness and GSM spectrum auction, it is capitalism and they have added value, I am sure there are other deals that one can hold Tinubu liable for, the ABC one is just normal business.

[quote author=ndu_chucks]OK sir, idobale ni mo wa. eyin ati Gbawe, e ma binu sir.[/quote]Dide, omo daada, ibo ni eleyi wa tele, wa dagba, wa gbo.

[quote author=ndu_chucks]Then stop making posts like the typical ACN goons. OK, e ma binu sir. mo sorry, but emi ati Gbawe ma wo shotoko kan today.

If you don't mind, please help me understand why SW leaders are not participating in the constitution review process. Why have they not made any submission in support of Regionalism?[/quote]You keep starting your responses with insults, it is not a good way to have civilised interactions. Southwest leaders not participating does not mean you should disparage what others are saying, they might be more interested in Federalism as a form of government while economically they want regional integration, by the way, I am sure I have read some SW leaders saying we should go back to the days of the regions.

[quote author=ndu_chucks]Oga, I bet you subscribe to this "kaka ka dobale fun Gambari, ka roju ka ku" yet you are worshipping and prostrating for the "golden boy" who self acclaimed recently that he is your god and continues to rob you and your family blind. mumu[/quote]This man go easy on the insult, you do not know me neither do you know what I stand for, for your information, I supported Buhari, I am not a bigot, if you are looking for one, they are all over Nairaland, your opposition to what is happening is because you prefer the status quo, you should be happy that some governments are thinking of how to make their region better without looking up to Abuja, why do you have so much hatred for something that will in the long run benefit the common man, that your oro up there shows exactly the thoughts within you, you need to have a change of heart.

[quote author=ndu_chucks]Why are you people not championing Regionalism and fighting vigorously for it, as currently being done by Ohaneze? Your lack of leadership and participation in this ongoing constitution review process is a disgrace to your leaders. It is clear that you and your leaders want to maintain the status quo, and install ACN regimes throughout the SW so that the fleecing can continue unabated.

With Regionalism, regional integration becomes a mute point. Why not participate in the process and agressively go after this, if you are indeed change agents? Barawos.[/quote]Let ohaneze fight for it, if they need our support we will gladly give it to them, while they are doing that, we will continue with this one, there is no crime in planning, free money from the Niger Delta will soon dry up, tell your people in the north to start planning their own regional integration.

[quote author=Ejiné]Dayum! Some really mean fists and knuckles flying up and down in here!
See verbal kung-fu in display ooo!

Make I siddon watch "Ackshun Feem" jare [/quote]My brother, the insults I have heard here hen, I can not even use it on my worst enemies, one should just refer to this thread when it is time to yab the hell out of people.

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]You are such an azz for this post. I have never been so pissed off from something I read online. So because she is seeking donation for the medical mission she wants to embark on, it is not a worthy endearvour? If she does not use her own blood and sweat to fund this mission, then it does not count? Do you have any sense at all?!!

Tell me do you think the people who are gonna be helped give a rats azz where the money is coming from? Do you think someone who is suffering from HIV/AIDS will turn down medicine because it didn't come from the pocket of the people helping them?!! Do you think a mother whose child is at the point of death will pause long enough to ask where the money is coming from?

People like you are the reason our country is in the shitty state it is. You sit in the comfort of your freaking home, with your healthy, well fed children and deny others a small measure of that comfort because you have it your head that you know in what manner help should reach them.

Maybe if you spent more time at the romance section, there is a small chance you might be half as intelligent as the young woman you so arrogantly dismiss. On second thoughts, I wouldn't hold my breath. . .it is obvious your level of idiocy has gone past the point of no return.

Stooopid Azz.[/quote]Sisi is on fire please save some for the fight ahead o (2015), I am still shocked at the way the Igbos on this site are attacking a sweet lady with a good heart like this, it even shows how mature she is that she has not come to reply her detractors, I will suggest you guys bury the hatchet and try to accommodate others' ideas, we can not all sleep and face the same direction.

redsun: I know you are being sarcastic.

But that is a classic case of the more you look the less you scenario in a "progressive" state lagos,nigeria.

What tinubu,an imidiate incumbent governor is doing managing the revenue coffers of a government that he is no longer oblige by oat to protect is treacherous.It shows the lack of ethics,fairness,openess and impartiality in all arms and spheres of government in nigeria

His company does not collect it, he only identifies those who should pay more.

The type of insult I have read here men, I just loved the way the lady in question was so into the US Elections, then I saw her picture and saw an innocent looking lady with a love for things progressive, you guys should take it easy with her, she is a credit to the Igbos.