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kodded:




56. Buhari is a dulllard

kodded:







buhari is a dulllard

spytime:
Coming on here I have read a lot of stories about nairaland ladies but I really want to ask are they the most caring, beautiful, loving and above all are they the most sexy?

Oliviaarims:
Contender No 3 wooing Adaure4ever



[b]
Nne,

[s]I won't promise you the kind of "change" that APC promised Nigerians [/s],
I am a man that longs for a fair maiden, I am not a politician.

I barely know you but that smile on your face takes me back to eden &
I wonder if the angels of old have come to dwell with men on earth.
You are not perfect & you can never be BUT perfection is an illusion
and the radiance on your face makes it herculean for me to separate
trance from reality.

Your hair, soft as wool triggers erotic signals down my crotch and for
a second, I feel a pressure, a need, and a longing to cuddle you in my
arms & Like a nightingale, whisper soft melodies to your ears and
watch you as you fall asleep in my arms. I am a man with emotional
needs, I am not a robot.

If the clouds were like the mahogany tree in my garden, I will send a
message to God. I would thank him for creating someone as ethereal as
you, even after 223 attempts. But the cloud is not my mahogany and God
doesn't listen to sinners. But nonetheless, I will kneel on the rough
sands of the street that leads to your heart & with cupid's arrow, I
will send my prayers to God.

Nne, with a heart filled with longing, pain and sorrow I write this.
Let the ripples of your heart's ocean expand. Let me swim in the ocean
of your love, I am a man suffering because my eyes have beheld the
face of an angel.

I won't be able to keep you happy all the time, I am a man with a soul
that feels pain, I am not a teddy. But I will give my all, including
my last breath to see that smile ALWAYS on your face.

I am a man in love with a woman so different from all women.
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LuveU2:
Thnks sweethrt
That guy is the definition of clown lol.

LuveU2:
Side face

but seriously i cant take a pic of me giving my bestie a peck. Whats with the lesbianism thingy evrywr. (not referrn to u tho)

LuveU2:
No no am not a lesbian you all!!!
And pls can you take down my pic? Thnx

aalangel:
I'm a football fan and reporter if you must know. You are totally wrong. Just don't like Super Eagles breaking my heart. Sulk for what I'll still watch tomorrow??

Jadekitana:
I'm almost celebrating my 2 months anniversary here,however it's been fun really studying some peeps here especially since the beginning of this wooing challenge boys got no chill but ladies are worse.Here are some typical xteristics of desperate romancelanders.

1) you must always see their comments on first page! Infact they are in every thread,they never prove me wrong.

2) the ladies joke with every Tom, dick and Harry! They desperately seek for recognition.The guys woo every moniker with an "f" infront desperately, even when these ladies ignore they don't give up.

3) Using alternate monikers: This is the reason I NEVER reply pms! Most dickless guys don't really have a better way of making a lady notice them than verbal assault, a psychological disease introverts,caged or inferior guys suffer from and the only way to aggravate those testosterone is when they insult a woman. Trust me these guys don't talk in public,their situation is that bad. And then because of some kinda guilt they create another moniker to chat you up,like the one who tried to disgrace himself yesterday! You know yourself.

4) The ladies stalk their crush: immediately their crush mentions you or compliments you, you are in trouble! You become their enemy instantly. I'v noticed 3 ladies here always despise my threads,matters became worse when their Crush decided to woo me(thankfully he opted out) you wouldn't blame them,cutehector has a sugar coated tongue .He has a hold on them!

5) The guys take things too personal: for crying out loud this is a faceless forum! No lady is betrothed to you. Every lady has a right to chat with whoever she wants,deal with that.Imagine a guy almost took the wooing challenge personal last night and i'm like se-rious-lyyyy? Is this dude a child? It's just a game,stop showing the world how weak you are if you can't concede a defeat with pride and move on.

6) Asslicking: this is very common! The guys don't really do that, unfortunately I can't say same for most ladies.Asslicking,dicklicking or pen1slicking wouldn't make him fall for you,have some pride. Stand out and never be scared to say what's on your mind however how stewpid it is, some ladies are so scared to comment on controversial threads for fear of the unknown,are you a baby? And you think being pushed around makes you more submissive and prettier? Anyway it's not my business.

Ps: when is the wooing challenge for females starting? Lemme woo someone's crush and give them serious heart attack, i'm here to have maximum fun *adjusts padded bra, opens the first 2 bottons* aha the breast is showing well. Catwalks out

aalangel:
Brother, from what I wrote, you can see that I sacrificed and watched the miserable match. Even he regretted watching the match. So, I still won. I get to watch a repeat of my soap tomorrow!!! I didn't lose out totally.

LuveU2:
So you wanted to be a priest?

sotadegrt:
sir, please, i don't mean to rubbish ur work but i am kind of confused here. Do not u think u shouldn't have used the apostrophe sign in ur ONES? Lyk, i am of the opinion dat u shud have typed thus; d 'ONES' i missed instead of d 'ONE's' i missed

bjhaid:
Bro the pidgin commentators are the worst

chocolateme:
lol.. Dear no offense taken ok? Go ahead with your rudeness ok dear? It's only a write up, no one has to work up himself or herself up for this. So dear more of your self acclaimed rudeness is welcomed.
Come take hug..

princemi:
haha, they always try to double up as coach...once Ahmed Musa misplaced a pass and he said "that's not the Ahmed Musa we know, he should have cross"

Durentt:
ok did Tommfrench tell.u he's not gay!!

Durentt:
Good!

Durentt:
Its my Tomfrench!!!!!!!!

Durentt:
shutup if u hav notin to say. My Tomfrench is matured enough to do such nonsense

He is handsome, beat it.

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, do I look like a teenager?[/color]

BreadandBeans:
her front attribute slippers sef don expire.. smh

dfav:
It's not a lie ok..

My former colleague an APC voter insulted Buhari after losing her job due to company restructuring because of higher dollar and higher cost of doing business in Nigeria now.

chocolateme:
We all remember the era of "sai Buhari" during the campaign before the final election that led to Buhari emerging as the Nigerian president.
Then, when you want to board a bike, taxi or even buses, if you shout "sai Buhari" they will reply back and carry you for free. So many things were going on sweetly all for that single word "sai Buhari"
So this morning, I boarded a bike this morning and when we got to my destination, I didn't have change for him because I had 1k. The guy begin dey vex say e no get change.. I didn't know what else to do except for us to look for change, After sometime I became impatient and said to him..
Me: mallam abeg na just 70 naira, leave am for me naa next time I see you I go pay or you come back here in the evening collect am from this shop here, I go drop am for u. The shop never even open.
Mallam: walahi madam e no get change, e just dey come out and money e no get.
Me: ok but I no go stay here naa abi no be your brother be our president? E go compensate you and na APC for CHANGE na we dey, "sai baba"
See what this guy replied me..
Mallam: madam walahi no talk am for "sai baba", walahi Buhari e change am for us.
Lol I couldn't help laughing because the guy alighted from his bike and went about looking for my change, he brought it later and started smiling and drove off shouting "sai baba"
He may not have realized how hilarious his statement was as I understood that he was trying to say is that the president is not treating them well. This is just part of public opinion about how beneficial this current administration is to him.

VickyRotex:
Alright. Thank You!

aalangel:
I heard you. But that doesn't make one a good wife.

aalangel:
I heard you.

aalangel:
Nothing really. Just following a stupid, annoying storyline which is better than watching Super Eagles break my heart!!!!

VickyRotex:
Thanks for explaining. This may not be an Oxymoron like you pointed out. But permit me to say that's not the definition of an Oxymoron.

Oxymoron means "A figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction"

They dont necessarily have to be side by side.

Examples: "Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.

"We must believe in free will. We have no choice."

Source: Definition and examples culled up from Google.

aalangel:
Nigerian English (e pain am)....hahahahahah....try me again!!! There's a return match, right. It had better not be the time for my programs.